The King of Variety Entertainment
Chapter 292: Poison Tongue Yang An!
In the experience session of the beginning of love, the live sound effect was the sound of heartbeats, and the female guests on the stage were also whispering and discussing.
After waiting for more than ten seconds, Lao Cui said, Please choose!
Beep beep beep!
Sparsely wiped out more than half of the people, especially every time a light was turned off, there would be a beep. When multiple lights were turned off in a row, the beep sound would be particularly rapid, like firing a machine gun. This sound especially hit the male guest's self-confidence !
On the big screen was Li Dongze's stunned expression. He really didn't expect so many female guests to be killed. Before he took the stage, Yang An said: Go up and play. If you can hold Xiaoying's hand, I will congratulate you. You can confess your love to her in private, and I don't know about it. But if she has any idea to turn off your lights, don't blame me, I didn't inform them that it was you who appeared on the stage.
Fortunately!
Huang Xiaoying knew this brother who was slightly younger than her. Although she didn't know why he came up, she still kept the light on.
The only ones who really knew Li Dongze on stage were Girls' Generation and a few girls who liked online variety shows and recognized him.
To be honest, Li Dongze's appearance is really unpleasant, and his work really affects a person's temperament, just like Yang An has done a lot of comedy shows, and when he hosts other shows, he also focuses on humor, so everyone will watch him. Can't help but want to laugh, he has a halo of joy on his body.
And Li Dongze has worked on the online program Unexpectedly for two years. He hosted the live broadcast room on the Internet, and he was very open to arguing with fans. After many large-scale, over-the-line, or nonsensical jokes, he The funny temperament on his body is very obvious, his behavior is a bit different from ordinary people, his mother's original saying is no one is straight, traditional girls like Gao Yuanyuan will not like him.
Old Cui smiled: Look, what did I just say? There are still eight lights left, I want to ask, Wang Luodan, why did you turn off the lights?
Wang Luodan smiled and said, Because he doesn't look like Yang An.
The audience roared with laughter, and Old Cui was also shocked: You don't look like Yang An? Is this why you turned off the lights?
Yang An in the audience was also depressed: Then why didn't you turn on the light for me just now?
Wang Luodan blinked his big eyes and said playfully, Because you are married!
this……
Yang An was speechless, but Old Cui understood,
Hurt Yang An said with a smile: Look, the type Wang Luodan likes is a single boy who looks like you. In fact, it has nothing to do with you. You can go to sleep now!
Everyone laughed, Yang An was really convinced. He didn't expect that Lao Cui was a lot more courageous in hosting this show. He dared to say, did he become more courageous when he changed from CCTV to another place? It is also possible that after the rebirth, Lao Cui's mentality has changed, and he has completely seen the meaning of life...
Old Cui glanced at the slightly older female guest again: Zhang Junning, why did you kill him? Don't you like his appearance?
Zhang Junning said with a smile: He looks a little frivolous, but I like mature ones, like the six guests of the Men's Gang, who are full of masculinity, and if they are handsome!
This is still alluding to Yang An! The audience snickered.
And Yang An rubbed his chin thoughtfully, when Old Cui saw it, and jokingly asked, Yang An, what are you thinking?
Yang An sat upright, sitting upright in danger, and said seriously: I see, it turns out that Zhang Junning likes Xiaobei!
Pooh...
Zhang Junning covered her mouth and laughed, and all these female guests also laughed straight away. If Xiaodongdong was a handsome guy, then more than half of the men in the world would be handsome guys!
The audience roared with laughter, If You Are the One was advertised as a serious marriage and dating show, how could it be serious? Obviously it's funny, okay?
Old Cui asked: Huang Xiaoying, why did you leave the lamp for him?
Huang Xiaoying laughed: He and I are colleagues, I know him very well, he is not bad...
oh? Is it a colleague?
The audience booed, and Lao Cui immediately said: Okay, now we will enter the second session, let's watch his short video and introduce his information!
At the end of the first round of love experience, it is to see the fate, fate is very mysterious, but also very wonderful, the first conversation, behavior, dress, very affect the first impression of the blind date.
Li Dongze introduced himself in the VCR: I am the host, producer and director of the online program WanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWang. Unexpectedly, the results of I didn't expect were not bad, and the click-through rate on Tomato Video has always been in the top three. After the show, I am very serious in life. I am deeply influenced by my cousin. He is my benchmark, whether it is Whether it's career, family, or being a person, I'm trying to learn to be like him.
In the VCR, Won't Expect with tens of millions of hits, the offline meeting of thousands of fans, Li Dongze discussed the plot with Yang An in the company, filmed the show with Huang Xiaoying and other girls, and Li Dongze hugged Yang An The two children kept kissing, and all the audience exclaimed: He is Yang An's cousin! He is so low-key, I have never heard of it!
I said, why is he so familiar? It turns out that he is the lead actor of Unexpectedly!
It's a big deal now, the female guests who turned off the lights must have regretted their intestines, right?
What nonsense are you talking about? Li Dongze came here just for show, and this is still the introduction of the game rules, not a real blind date!
That's right, Li Dongze still needs a blind date? If he really wants to get married, he can find a good and suitable one every minute!
The discerning audience could see it, so everyone looked at all this on stage with the purpose of being funny.
After the VCR was over, Lao Cui introduced: This session will play a short VCR video of the male guest, so that everyone can have a deeper understanding of the male guest. What do you think of this?
A member of Girls' Generation with lights on was giggling: Brother Ah Ze is so handsome!
Li Dongze laughed: Thank you Tangtang~ You are so cute in what you are wearing today!
Tangtang moved away with a smile on her face. Wearing a sailor suit, short skirt and stockings, she made a cute gesture towards the camera, which really turned countless people on her head!
Girls' Generation are all idols, and today they really come to join us. Everyone knows that they have been popular all over Asia in the past two years, and they have hundreds of millions of fans. They will not fall in love so early. Besides, apart from Huang Xiaoying, the other members The average age is only 18 years old, what kind of relationship is so anxious to talk about at such a young age!
Old Cui reminded: You can still turn off the lights now. Does any of you still want to turn off? No, right? Then continue to watch the short video!
The second VCR, Li Dongze's ideal girl: I prefer children, so I hope that marriage will not take too long, and I will give birth to a baby within a year. Twins are the best! Her height should be 160 Above, the body and appearance should be able to score more than 80 points. I also hope that the children will look better. She is multi-talented and can sing and dance. In addition, if a girl has a career that cannot be put aside temporarily, I am willing to spend a few days with her year, wait for her.
beep beep...
After turning off a few more lights, Old Cui said: There are three left, Xiaoying, Tangtang, and Chen Yihan. Let me ask Chen Yihan first, are you ready to have twins?
Chen Yihan's filming was slow, and then she continued to light on the wrong thing. How did she expect that Old Cui would ask this question? She laughed herself, turned around and couldn't help laughing.
Although her good friend Zhang Junning turned off the lights, she still rushed to answer for her: She likes children very much, and even said that if she can't give birth to twins at once, she can also give birth to one a year!
One per year? Zhang Junning, do you have common sense?
The audience burst out laughing, Yang An and Lao Cui looked at each other, they were speechless, Yang An waved his hand and said, Old Cui, hurry up and finish introducing the rules, this question can only be asked by Gao Yuanyuan to communicate with the female guest, isn't she standing on top? What a thing! How do you ask us two big men to explain to her about having a baby?
The audience roared with laughter, Gao Yuanyuan patted the lights and protested: It's as if I know how to have children!
Hahahaha... The audience turned over with laughter, the show couldn't be recorded anymore!
Zhang Junning was reminded by other girls and was embarrassed.
Only then did she know that although a woman resumes ovulation two months after giving birth and can theoretically give birth to one child a year, basically very few women get pregnant right after ovulation, and women nowadays are definitely not fertility machines.
Old Cui said: In the second round, the judgment of love has come to an end, and there are still three lights left. In order for the girls to make a more accurate judgment, we have invited Yang An to communicate with the male guest, exchange exchanges, and let everyone see To the deepest secrets of the male guests.
Yang An stepped onto the stage and circled around Li Dongze intentionally. Li Dongze was swept by his gaze and felt uncomfortable all over, and even felt a sense of fear.
I didn't expect the young man who ran behind my ass since childhood, now it's time to talk about marriage and grow up. Yang An said with a joke, and immediately dispersed the tense atmosphere of the scene. Everyone laughed in good faith. Take a breath.
Yang An slowly stood in front of him, and asked seriously: You said that you really want to get married and have children quickly, and you said that if a girl has a career that can't be put on hold for the time being, you are willing to wait for her. How long is this time limit?
Li Dongze had a headache: Wait until she is willing to get married.
Yang An followed closely: Wait until she is willing? If she doesn't want to disclose her relationship, hide her marriage, or even not marry, and wait until she is in her 40s to have children, are you still willing to wait?
Li Dongze was sweating behind his back: I...I don't think this kind of situation should happen in true love, and everything can be discussed and handled.
Milk Tea got the certificate at 41, and gave birth at 44. She is also a true love. There are many female stars who have children after 40. You think it will not appear, and it is really not uncommon.
Yang An didn't stop at all, and asked again: To change the question, if you were asked to give up your career for her and stand behind her silently to support her, instead of her giving up her career to accommodate you and being the woman behind you, would you be willing? (To be completed continued.)
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