The King of Variety Entertainment

Viewers are roughly divided into two factions when watching If You Are the One now. One group is looking at the beauties, paying attention to what clothes the female guests have changed, what makeup they have put on, how exquisite the new girl's appearance is, and how good her figure is.

The other school is to look at the weirdness, what amazing VCRs the weird male guests have, and what shocking words the weird female guests will burst out.

In the third episode, the one who was the first to play really performed an earth-shattering drama, which made the audience watching the live broadcast excited and hooked.

The male guest with internal number 37 is 180 tall, slightly taller than the old Cui standing beside him, and his visual weight is also 180. He is a typical northern man, tall and burly, with a strong back.

Hello everyone, my name is Cai Jiaming, I am 26 years old this year. Hello to the three teachers, hello to the 24 female guests, and hello to the audience friends on the scene and in front of the TV!

Cai Jiaming bowed to the surroundings, with a very humble attitude, but to be honest, he is very ugly, the most conspicuous is his buck teeth, he is wearing a very ordinary pullover, jeans, glasses, and a 12MM hair clipper. His hair was short, and his face was full of fear, like an otaku who had never seen the world.

After a simple welcome, Cai Jiaming didn't hesitate to choose the girl he likes, and after a few swipes, he chose Juno!

In the first two episodes, there was only one male guest who chose Juno to be careful of the girl, and most of them chose Su Yiyi. Cai Jiaming actually chose Juno, which was beyond Cui's imagination!

Holding the tablet, Lao Cui sighed and said, Today is interesting. Please consider what impression the 24 girls have of Cai Jiaming.

After a while, four lights were turned off, and Lao Cui asked casually, yes, the girls who turned off the lights did not like his appearance. Very bad.

But for the sake of being tall and burly, the rest of the people were willing to learn more, so they started playing the first VCR.

The title of the opening title is My Ideal Life, which makes many people feel a little weird, but this kind of thought is also fleeting, and none of the viewers continue to think deeply.

My name is Cai Jiaming, and I work for an appraisal company in Zhongjing. I feel that this job is very ordinary. I usually have two hobbies. One is buying lottery tickets. I buy them every issue. I always win small prizes under 200 yuan. Yes, but these are meaningless, my goal is to win the first prize, only a few million...

The beeping sound keeps ringing, for example, when working in Zhongjing Appraisal Company, some girls are dissatisfied, turn off the lights, and are dissatisfied with his hobby of buying lottery tickets, turn off the lights, thinking that it's only a few million Too shocking, turn off the lights.

Girls have the right to turn off the lights, and everyone has their own considerations, which is understandable.

Cai Jiaming sat in the bedroom and continued to introduce: My second hobby is masturbation, my skills are not bad, diamond level, some people say that playing games can make money, but I think this is too tiring, I definitely can't do it...

Du Dudu ... There is an endless sound of the lantern, and this one is definitely not tolerated by many girls.

I want to find a girl with good financial conditions. It is even better if she is beautiful. It is best to give me 8,000 to 10,000 pocket money every month. If you ask me, you gave me so much money, can I What will I give you? First, I will exercise my body to become stronger and more capable. Second, I will care about you very carefully, take care of you, and be obedient to you. Third, I will be infinitely tolerant. Dadu, no matter what you did wrong, I can forgive you.

After the VCR played, there were still four lights on, and the rest of the girls all turned him off during the playback.

These girls who turned off the lights are all angry, why playing games to make money is too tiring, their work is too mediocre, buying lottery tickets all day long and fantasizing about winning the jackpot, wanting beautiful and rich beauties as partners, and wanting women to pay back, you think you are who! It's possible that you are Takeshi Kaneshiro, but you are so frustrated, why don't you find a piece of tofu and kill him?

The audience applauded and laughed, and Yang An was the first to ask: Student Cai Jiaming, I believe that at this moment, these girls on stage should really want to communicate with you.

But I want to seriously ask, are these all your true inner thoughts?

Cai Jiaming thought for two seconds: At least before signing up, it is a real thought.

Yang An nodded: Okay, that's good.

Old Cui also said: I watched this film the day before yesterday, and I went to the interview director and asked exactly the same questions as you, so I have finished asking my questions, Gao Yuanyuan, how about you?

Gao Yuanyuan's expression was a little embarrassed: I noticed that there are some celebrity posters in your room...

The audience roared with laughter, Gao Yuanyuan's big photo was pasted on the wall behind the computer. When the VCR filmed him playing games, he scanned those posters by the way, and saw that the posters on the wall of a boy's bedroom were not LeBron James, Messi, but It's me, no wonder Gao Yuanyuan is embarrassed.

Cai Jiaming scratched the back of his head: First of all, I am not disrespectful to you. You are my favorite Chinese actress. The perfect girlfriend in my mind is like you, so I have many movie posters of you in my room... But you Don't worry, I absolutely didn't mean any blasphemy, it's just a boy's fantasies about female stars...

The audience booed and applauded thunderously. If You Are the One is the third episode, and for the first time a male guest confessed his love in public, not the 24 girls on stage, but the host Gao Yuanyuan!

Yang An and Lao Cui were almost out of laughter. Gao Yuanyuan lowered her head and covered her face with her hands. She also laughed so hard that she had nothing to say.

Okay, let's treat it as a boy's star-chasing dream! Old Cui helped smooth things over.

The exciting part came, Lao Cui named the girls on stage to speak.

The first one is No. 9: Male guest, I agree with you. A woman can be a housewife, and a man can also be a househusband. But you have to figure it out, you and I have to pay equal, you see what you paid ? First, a strong body, let me tell you, if I spend 10 yuan to hire a laborer, I can do nothing better than you?

Old Cui interrupted: There is no labor for 10 yuan, now it starts with 100 yuan!

No. 9 refused to let go, and said contemptuously: Anyway, that's what it means, more labor is better than you! Second, considerate care, just like your VCR, the room is messy, and the living environment? To put it bluntly, you can't even You can’t take care of yourself, but you still want to take care of me? Third, infinite tolerance, what is infinite tolerance?”

Yang An helped explain: When you spend another 10 yuan to find another laborer to help you do the work, he understands and accepts it without complaining. This is infinite tolerance.

Cai Jiaming laughed: Yes, that's what Brother Yang meant.

No. 9 spoke with a poisonous tongue and was very angry: Sorry, since I can buy better labor for 10 yuan, why should I find you?

The audience applauded. These words are indeed radical. No. 9 is a 29-year-old female writer. She should have read a lot and thought a lot. The plots in many novels are easy to come by, and the jokes on the Internet are even blurted out. What she said Happy, happy to blame, venting out the pent-up grievances, it was much more comfortable, and finally, she slapped off her own lamp, the dark cool feeling made her body tremble with excitement.

Cai Jiaming didn't refute, just stood beside Lao Cui smiling, half-raised the microphone, and didn't intend to speak.

Lao Cui ordered another one, No. 5, a 34-year-old wedding company planner: Male guest, you are a very dreamy person, and I am the same. I also want to win the big prize, but have you ever heard a sentence , People can’t help themselves, God can’t help, their own path is their own, have you ever thought that your infinite tolerance, consideration, and care must be based on your strength? If you don’t have strength, you have no capital Go talk about it.

Cai Jiaming nodded honestly: Yes.

No. 5 was stunned. Cai Jiaming didn't refute what she said? It's like hitting the cotton with a punch, and there is no counterattack. It's really not fun!

She looked at Cai Jiaming provocatively, hoping that he could refute, so that she could hit him with more radical words!

It's a pity that Cai Jiaming didn't even look at her!

Lao Cui ordered another one, and the attentive audience found that Lao Cui was out of the ordinary today. He had nothing to say, but ordered a lot of girls, which was different from the previous hosting style.

But at this time, almost all the female guests on the stage have collectively entered the runaway stage. They want to teach this ignorant kid a lesson, and those who were not selected even raised their hands to signal that they want to speak. Everyone is very enthusiastic.

On the 20th, he said: The idea of ​​getting something for nothing and loathing work like you is extremely wrong! I don't agree with your idea of ​​getting a better life through marriage. Marriage can only be achieved if two people have common values ​​and outlook on life and have a common language communication. It is farther away. I doubt that there are no girls who share the same three views and the same language as you!

Old Cui came to his senses: Junuo, you are still turning on the light, do you share the same values ​​with him?

Juno smiled and said, I might be a little better than him. I have been here for two weeks. Besides recording shows, I also work part-time in a modeling agency. You know, the kind with a very low salary.

Old Cui nodded: I probably understand, it is a piece-based fee, how much is a photo, how much is a commercial performance.

Juno smiled and said: That's right, although this income is not much, it can maintain my life. You should know that I hope to find a wealthy husband through If You Are the One and achieve financial freedom as soon as possible. I have no secrets about this .Do you understand what I mean?

Old Cui nodded: It's best if you can find a suitable boyfriend. Even if you can't find one, you can actually support yourself with your own hands.

Juno smiled happily: That's right!

Gao Yuanyuan asked: Jia Ming, have you told your friends and family around you about your idea of ​​changing your destiny through marriage? What do they think? (To be continued.)