The King of Variety Entertainment
Chapter 324 Punishment! ate it raw!
do not come!
I don't want to see you!
Bell, please, I don't want to see this...
Everyone has a shadow in their hearts. Everyone has worked so hard, and it took almost 24 hours to eat a meal. Bell took out this when everyone was ready to feast. It is really disgusting!
pat...
The spoon in Sha Bei's hand fell, and the piece of meat he was chewing seemed to have become dull. He might have thought of something, and suddenly covered his mouth with his hand, whimpering and gagging, and it was impossible to swallow it. This embarrassing look , Everyone watching is funny but dare not laugh.
Standing behind the crowd, Bell said without any politeness: We have agreed on the rules in advance, and Yang said that he is willing to let one more person be punished.
Yang An stood up: That's right, count me in.
Seeing that other people still wanted to bargain with Bell, Yang An stopped him: Bell, come and comment!
This time it was really a serious comment. Bell said: To me, the girls performed very well. They are very brave, proactive, and very smart. No one showed a little bit of frustration or impatience. So, today's 'Reward,' it's our men's turn.
There was a brief silence, and Bell still called Shabei by name: Sha, I'm sorry, I can't understand your humor. Your performance in avoiding the rhinoceros training did not satisfy me.
Sha Bei smiled awkwardly, Huang Bo and Li Jingtian came over and patted him on the shoulder to express their encouragement.
Bell showed his seriousness in front of the crowd for the first time. He said: I don't think it's a good thing to still keep a joke in the face of life and death. Of course, you may say, wow, there is Bell, with so many security guards around and guns, we are not in danger, then you are wrong. You have experienced the wild boar incident first-hand. If it breaks out of the encirclement and catches up with you, maybe I will now They should come to see you with a small white chrysanthemum, and you will not laugh and laugh here, but will be rushed to the hospital in a nearby city.
What he said was cold and serious, and the content was frightening.
Bell said: I also want to say to everyone that this show is actually a microcosm of our life. Life is also an adventure game. Please stick to it. Every day you live is a gift from God. I never think it is As it should be. As far as minor injuries like Yang's, or more serious broken bones, muscle aches, etc., I think these are just gentle reminders. Life is precious, don't think that someone like me is strong,
In fact, I'm more vulnerable than I admit!
These deafening words made everyone ponder.
Yang An came over and patted Sha Bei on the shoulder: We have to be responsible for all the things we have done. Come on, even if it is punishment, the brothers will bear it together. There is nothing terrible. Bell, it's fine.
Sha Bei's expression was also very determined. Facing the imminent punishment, there was not much fear in his eyes, the most was embarrassment, just like the kind of naughty ones in class, and then the teacher called you naughty. It doesn't matter.
Others thought he was unlucky and was caught by Bell, but in fact only Yang An understood him.
Whether the outdoor variety show is good or not, in addition to whether the content is exciting and interesting, whether the artist's sense of art is high or not is also a big thing to watch.
That is to say, outdoor programs cannot only be hunting, working, and exhausting themselves. The audience actually comes to see the stars, and the stars themselves are the biggest attraction.
Female stars can sell their cuteness, coquettishness, body, and tears, while male stars can only sell their muscles and show their bravery. Yang An took the role of the leading protagonist, and Sha Bei couldn't compete with him, so he took the funny role very actively. Positioning, assisting Yang An wholeheartedly.
Brotherhood is like this, Sha Bei is not stupid at all, his IQ may be the highest in the audience, but he is willing to pretend to be stupid for the sake of the show, and he has paid a lot.
What he got in return was a deeper friendship with Yang An. A few hours ago, Yang An took the initiative to stand up and said that he was willing to be punished, which meant that the ending at this time was already doomed.
The directors who were a few meters away were secretly happy: Sha Bei is indeed an indispensable helper for Brother Yang, the cooperation between the two is really tacit!
The two brothers stood in front of Bell, and Bell picked up the suitcase and slowly opened it: The jungle is not safe, there are ferocious beasts in places that can be seen outside, and there are these little things in places that cannot be seen--hidden Poisonous scorpions in the crevices!
When the suitcase was opened, more than a dozen live scorpions struggled and crawled along the wall of the box, falling down continuously, causing screams and exclamations all around.
Under the afterglow of the setting sun, Yang An and Sha Bei turned pale. The two of them thought about many kinds, and Bell had eaten a lot, such as sheep heart, salmon, yak eyes, and toad. They could accept them all.
The most unacceptable thing is all kinds of wriggling larvae, such as weevil larvae, that scene is unimaginable.
I chose to eat beetles raw for the first punishment, neither good nor bad.
When the time comes, fellow daoist friends who are dead and poor, whoever encounters a caterpillar will be unlucky!
Yang An said with difficulty: Fortunately, it's just a scorpion, I can bear it.
Sha Bei comforted herself: I'm fine with spiders, too.
Yang An rolled his eyes: As long as it's not wriggling...
Sha Bei was about to cry: I will never eat those larvae!
Everyone was chilling, and Bell laughed: It's a bit rushed today. You are lucky. They found these poisonous scorpions when they camped. You should also pay attention to them when you sleep at night. Alright, who will be the first one? warrior?
It is unimaginable for Chinese audiences to let celebrities eat live scorpions, but for Bell, it is really commonplace. He has rich experience, so let's demonstrate first.
He easily picked up a scorpion with a dagger, caught it with a stainless steel lunch box, then took the fork in Liu Yuxi's hand, pressed the scorpion to the corner of the lunch box, and said, Look at its stinger, it has a poisonous sac at the end, as long as it is like me In this way, cut it off, okay, the rest of it can be eaten!
After the man at the top of the food chain cut off the poisonous stinger, he clamped the belly of the scorpion with his hands, watched it stretch its teeth and claws, Bell said: Although the taste may be weird, if you don't eat anything today, it will It can be the best delicacy in the world! I wish you a good appetite!
After speaking, he opened his mouth wide, bit the live scorpion in one bite, and began to chew.
Well……
Several people couldn't bear to watch it any longer, and the girls all turned their faces away, not daring to look directly.
Huang Bo almost felt sick, Li Jingtian was dumbfounded, Yang An and Sha Bei had nothing to say.
The taste is not very good, but it's okay! Yang, it's your turn.
After Bell swallowed it, he brought the box over. Yang An could only learn to pick out a slightly smaller one, which was about 10 cm long. With the help of Bell's fork, he cut off the stinger with a dagger.
Yang An's gastrointestinal function is not very good, but he didn't tell anyone, he quickly stuffed the struggling scorpion into his mouth, and chewed it.
This is a reminder from Bell, bite it to death quickly, and you will not be caught by the pliers. Yang An only took two bites, and immediately felt a strong fishy smell. He only ate two small fish just now. Sometimes there is a feeling of nausea.
Don't think of anything! It's beef! It's chocolate! It's lobster! It's the best food in the world! Good, swallow it!
Bell's voice kept ringing in his ears, Yang An's attention was diverted, and he swallowed quickly, everything became less uncomfortable.
Clap clap!
There was applause all around, Sha Bei came over and asked cheaply, Is it delicious?
The muscles on Yang An's face were all distorted. He pulled Sabella over and pointed at the suitcase: Come on, it's your turn. Is it still delicious? Try eating one!
Sha Bei frowns: If you like this taste, I'll treat you to another scorpion, okay?
Yang An patted him on the back: Don't be polite between brothers, share the blessings! Please, please!
Sha Bei still wanted to play tricks: Can I bake it and eat it?
Bell shrugged: No!
Sha Bei had no choice but to cut the poisonous sting with a knife and hold it tremblingly: God bless!
It might be because the speed was too slow, he hesitated at the entrance, the scorpion pincers clamped his lip skin, he yelled out in pain, and roared angrily: It bit me!
Everyone around laughed, this guy is really unlucky!
Sha Bei hated it, quickly stuffed it into his mouth, chewed it, then swallowed it with his eyes rolled up, one hand supported Yang An's shoulder, the other hand covered his chest, and staggered a few steps , the legs began to weaken, and the body was tilted: My life is not long...
This showman made everyone laugh.
The punishment is over, everyone is happy, and finally they can let go and enjoy the food.
At the beginning, everyone still had the awareness of the difference between men and women, and they took care of themselves when they received their own food, but Guan Xiaotong, a troublemaker, insisted on feeding soup to the wounded Yang An, and the atmosphere became very warm, and they did some intimate actions unconsciously. When he came out, he looked very warm.
For example, Sha Bei seemed uncomfortable after eating scorpions, so Liu Yuxi comforted him by rubbing his back. Li Jingtian and Zhang Junning are already very familiar siblings, and Li Jingtian is a warm man, and he thoughtfully scooped up soup for his sister.
Huang Bo is the eldest brother. He took care of Wang Luodan who was not feeling well. Under the strong request of everyone, he told vividly how he stabbed the wild boar cub to death with a spear, which caused the audience to exclaim. The applause continued.
After nightfall, everyone didn't have any entertainment activities. After a busy day, Li Jingtian was so tired that he fell asleep.
Yang An was also exhausted, but he still had things to do. He didn't drink much soup, and he didn't even eat a few bites of meat. After signaling to the director on the scene, he waved his hand and signaled Sha Bei to follow him and leave first.
Follow me back to camp.
Yang An said in a low voice, and pulled Sha Bei to the camp where the logistics personnel were camped. (To be continued.)
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