The King of Variety Entertainment

The next morning, Yang An was awakened by the alarm clock. He opened his eyes tiredly, and found himself lying on his bed with a severe headache. After rubbing for a long time, he didn't remember who sent him back last night.

He walked out of the room, heard voices from the kitchen, and asked, Mom, is there anything to eat?

My mother poked her head out and saw Yang An's miserable appearance after a hangover, and she felt very distressed: You sit, I made red dates and millet porridge for you to nourish your stomach and body, and I'll bring it to you. Tell me about you, why do you drink so much wine, just like your father, you want to save face, if you can't drink, don't be brave...

The old mother kept talking non-stop, Yang An has long been used to it, the millet porridge is kept warm, neither cold nor hot, it is fragrant and soft, and he drank a large bowl in one go, Yang An let out a long and comfortable sigh, and beat it. A hiccup, and another bowl to eat slowly.

Mom, who sent me back last night?

I only know Song Xiaomei. She is holding your bag and car keys. There are a few men I don't know. She hugged you, put you on the bed, and left. I haven't had time to thank them! Didn't you come here yesterday? Are you performing a show, what are you drinking so much for?

Yang An smiled, looked at his phone, saw dozens of unread text messages, and a lot of missed calls, and said in a poor sentence: Taiwan is stingy and doesn't give out Mid-Autumn Festival benefits, and they sent us away for a supper, of course I ate and drank so much! Oh, so many text messages and phone calls, all saying that the average ratings of last night’s Mid-Autumn Festival Gala exceeded 3.5%, and a bunch of people are congratulating me!”

Mom laughed: Congratulations, what are you doing? You are the only one responsible for co-authoring the 3.5% ratings? Shame on you!

When I was on stage, the instant audience ratings were all above 3.6%. At least I didn't embarrass Joker of the Rivers and Lakes!

Yang An flipped through the photos on his phone, enlarged one and handed it to his mother: Everyone, congratulations to me for being the biggest beneficiary of the Mid-Autumn Festival Gala! Take a look at this, a group photo of eight groups of guests, and five of them are willing to participate My program, Lu Xun, Li Xintong, Red Wolf, Young and Beautiful Girl, and Rong Feifei, how about my mother, is your son good or not?

Mom took the phone in surprise: My God, son, you finally hired an A-list star? That's great, that's great!

But in the next second, she became worried again: But where did you get the money to pay their appearance fee? The company only pays out the bill now, and doesn't get a penny into the account. For any star, the appearance fee is hundreds of thousands, right?

Yang An drank millet porridge, tore it with whole-wheat bread, stuffed his mouth full, and said proudly: No money! Your son drank like that last night because of this. No, I just need to take care of food and housing, and round-trip air tickets! How about Mr. Li, are you confident now?

Mom couldn't believe it, and insisted on Yang An explaining clearly.

Yang An said that it was too late, he went to take a shower, changed into formal clothes, then drove his mother to the TV station, and explained everything on the way, which made his mother feel relieved.

Today is the first day when the program team of Jianghu Jokes was officially spun off from Red Maple Satellite TV. Yang An completed all the procedures at the TV station, and then officially moved to the office building next to the Radio and Television Building. Anran Film and Television Entertainment Company is here. I rented a small office, and other employees are already sitting there to work.

In addition to a few familiar faces, Yang An also recruited several other people, one of them was Ma Xin, the guy who praised Yang An's dick in the bathroom for being thick, and the location host who helped out by Hongfeng Jingshi, Yang An inspected A few times, I felt that Ma Xin's comedy elements were not bad, so I took advantage of his depression and frustration to recruit him.

In addition, Cai Xiaofei, who has partnered with Yang An many times and always plays a role in Slippery, the entire script production team consists of the three of them.

There is only Gu Yunfeng in the photography team, the props team, the sound effectist, the post-production music production, and the editor. There is only one person in these positions.

Also, Yang An's mother, Li Yufeng, is the general manager and also the financial manager. Anran Film and Television Entertainment Company has only ten employees in total, which is pitiful.

But today is the first day of the official opening, and everyone is full of fighting spirit, because Yang An said that this episode of the show, he will make a big move, and it is guaranteed that the ratings will soar from 0.8% to 1%. Super trick!

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Finally it was time to record the new episode of the program. Lu Xun came to the downstairs of the Radio and Television Building early in the morning. Seeing the energetic and energetic Yang An, he smiled and punched him: It's ok, you young people have recovered. Just hurry up, after recording the show today, let's drink again!

Yang An instantly turned into a bitter face: Mr. Lu, can you stop mentioning the word drinking? My legs feel weak after hearing this, and I feel frightened. Wow, wow, wow, I...

Lu Xun laughed loudly, followed Yang An into the stage, and saw Li Xintong and Rong Feifei in the meeting room of the preparation area.

Yang An motioned Song Xiaomei to distribute scripts to everyone, and introduced: This episode is the first episode after I split off from the station. We have already advertised at the Mid-Autumn Festival Gala, and there are many people waiting to see my jokes on the stage. I don't know how many there are, but there are more viewers from all over the country looking forward to seeing Teacher Lu and Sister Xin Tong being brutally tortured by me, so...

Li Xintong laughed. She couldn't help hearing this, and interrupted: Yang An, do you know how many fans I have in support? 4 million fans, they let go, if you dare to be on the show Trick me, they will come to block you at the gate of Hongfeng Satellite TV the next day, telling you not to leave after school!

Yang An spread his hands and said, What is 4 million fans? There are 40 million TV viewers who like to watch my show! Hey, I'm a weird person. I like brain twitches when I'm doing a show. Range, Sister Xin Tong, don't resent me for being ruthless...

Li Xintong raised her pretty face and glared, How dare you!

But within three seconds of staring, she laughed herself, begging for mercy repeatedly: Forget it, Yang An, you can play whatever you want, I can't look at you, I want to laugh when I see you...

Yang An smiled and said, That's right! Teacher Lu, are you okay? How many tens of thousands of reinforcements do you have? You won't rebel, right?

Lu Xun stretched out a slap and shook: There should be 50 million fans. Even if they want to rebel, I can't stop them!

Yang An choked, and looked down at the script: Forget it, I didn't say it, but according to the rules of the show, you must be the one who was punished the worst. It is impossible for me to blackmail the flowery and beautiful sister Xintong...

Lu Xun said helplessly: Fuck you! I'll admit it during the day. Just wait and see at night. I won't force you to death!

Li Xintong laughed loudly, and blew a kiss to Yang An.

Rong Feifei flipped through the screenplay and remained silent. She asked suspiciously: Yang An, why didn't I see my play?

Yang An nodded: Your ones are in the back, I'll explain later. Next, I'll go through it again. From this issue, Jianghu Jokes has changed a lot.

The first session is called Jianghu Interview. Yang An will introduce Lu Xun and Li Xintong's new album, new song, and national tour information. The two guests will have their own singing performances, and the three will chat about new things in the circle, gossip and so on. Yes, 10-12 minutes long.

The second segment is Slippery Talk, and the third segment is Copy is not out of shape. Special guest Rong Feifei will participate in the performances of these two programs. Ma Xin and Cai Xiaofei will also participate as appropriate depending on the number of people and the plot.

The last link is Laughing Mirror House. Yang An didn't introduce it in detail, and there was only such a name written in the playbook. He said mysteriously: Mirror House is a brand new game link. The camera will come to shoot the highlights later. I’ll tell you the rules of the game again. If there’s no problem, you can start preparing for makeup now.”

Lu Xun and Li Xintong went down to prepare separately. Yang An went to the studio to supervise the formation. Duan Haishan was already waiting there. If Haishan manages all of this, Yang An will definitely collapse.

Half an hour later, the recording of Interview with Jianghu ended, followed by the recording of Copy is not out of shape, then Laughing Mirror House, and finally Laughing Talk Slippery, which is convenient for the installation and disassembly of props and saves a lot of time .

While the staff was preparing on stage, Yang An and the others stood and chatted off the stage.

Director Yang, is the ratings of Copy Doesn't Distort lower than Slippery?

Who said that? In fact, judging from the data, this session is more popular with the audience. Do you know how many students in the program group emailed? How many parents and teachers called to give good suggestions? You must guess not!

Yang An was very emotional, motioned for Song Xiaomei to hand over his bag, took out a folder from it, opened it and showed the statistical data to others.

Lu Xun sighed: I really didn't expect that Copy is not out of shape is so popular! According to what you said, 80% of the schools and large companies that hold various evening parties in the country will organize this game session, which is indeed influential enough frightening!

Li Xintong clicked his tongue and said: Encouragement from the school, support from the teachers, students love to play, Copy is not out of shape is firmly the first choice of the game in the major evenings, Director Yang, you have conquered countless young people!

Yang An explained: There are not many fun games that are suitable for multiple people to participate in. Copy Doesn't Distort fills this gap. The rules of the game are simple, the participation rate is very high, and there are jokes, so everyone can expect it to be popular. Yes. But maybe after a year or two, when the novelty wears off, no one likes to play anymore. Alright, let's go!

The Laughter Brothers formed by Yang An, plus Lu Xun, Li Xintong and Rong Feifei, exactly six people.

According to the old rules, except for the director, the props team and Yang An, no one knows what words are pasted on the white paper.

However, for the sake of jokes, the director sometimes spoofed Yang An and changed the words temporarily, even Yang An himself was hard to guard against.

This time, Yang An still took the lead. He tore off the note, saw the four words on the note, his knees softened, and he knelt...

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PS: This is the last time to write a program recording that does not lose its shape. Friends who like it, please vote~

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