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Jin Dabao held back, almost collapsed, he gritted his teeth, closed his mouth, turned his eyeballs upwards, but didn't laugh out loud.

The other people beside him were all laughing, Sha Bei's inner heightening insole, this kid is really hardworking, he has recorded many times, no matter where he is, Sha Bei's height does not have an accurate value, he always fluctuates up and down , asked him if he wore height-increasing shoes, and he refused to admit it even if he was beaten to death. Today, in order to make Jin Dabao laugh, he took the initiative to reveal the secret, it is too hard!

Seeing that time was running out, Yang An quickly stood in front of Jin Dabao, made a gesture of grabbing his chin, and screamed: Dabao, Dabao, don't pull my beard...

Puff haha!

Jin Dabao finally couldn't stand it anymore, he laughed, jumped up and down depressedly, circling in frustration, and finally pointed at Yang An, dumbfounding: You! What are you doing! What!

Several people at the scene didn't understand what the joke was, Guan Xiaotong was still curious: What kind of joke is this?

Peng Yuyan couldn't figure it out either: I can't get it at all!

Zhang Yishan and Brother Hu looked at each other the same way, they just knew how to giggle.

Only the staff who have been doing shows with Yang An, and those staff who have followed since the jokes in the world, can understand the joke of this meme.

This is the first episode of the first season of Happy Comedians. Little Northeast and the others performed a show, and Jin Dabao performed a special function. He grabbed Yang An from a long distance. Yang An mistakenly thought that he should cooperate with grabbing his neck, but Jin Dabao was holding back He shouted: Yang An, you're wrong! I'm pulling your beard, not choking your neck!

Although Jin Dabao failed and persisted for 31 seconds, he was still very happy.

Yang An recalled the past four years ago in just a few seconds, and he was still imitating his movements, which made Jin Dabao quite emotional. He knew that Yang An was a nostalgic person. A breakfast is much more comfortable, and he feels warm in his heart.

The third person to play was Guan Xiaotong. She gave Yang An and Sha Bei a few glances and warned, Don't make me laugh!

Then she looked at Jin Dabao again. Before she could speak, Jin Dabao backed away in fright: I don't dare anymore...

Amidst the laughter of the crowd, Guan Xiaotong proudly raised his head and waved his small fists: You are defeated!

When dealing with a girl, everyone is really embarrassed to be cruel, and some jokes are really unbearable.

Seeing Guan Xiaotong standing there sullenly, Sha Bei pulled Yang An's arm: Come on, you are so capable!

Yang An was helpless: Why don't you go?

Sha Bei shrank her neck: How dare I! Don't you see three bodyguards standing behind her?

Yang An sighed: Come on, let's admit defeat this round, shall we?

Jin Dabao leaned over: If you don't eat a meal, you won't starve to death!

Sha Bei sighed: The three of us comedians, can all of us make fun of a little girl?

Yang An gritted his teeth, stretched out his hand, and hugged the arms of the two people on the left and right: Like me, akimbo! Stand on tiptoe! Four little swans!

Sha Bei quickly understood that a joke flashed in Jin Dabao's mind, which is unique to happy comedians. In the second season of comedians, the Laughter Brothers performed this section. The four of them wore white stockings and black skirts, Put your arms on your arms, stand on tiptoe with your hips crossed, and dance a little swan.

bouncing bouncing

la la la la

The three of them sang the melody, which was dubbed by their own bgm harmony voice, Jin Dabao was the lowest-voiced jumping rhythm voice, Yang An sang the high-pitched main melody, and Sha Bei was the alto harmony voice, the first of the three The cooperation this time was flawless!

The three swans held each other's arms and walked to the left together. Not only did they turn their heads to the left and look in the same direction, but they even stretched their legs in the same direction, and then jumped to the right. The bgm melody still didn't stop, the action scene, the magic sound, and the tacit cooperation made the audience burst into laughter!

Laughter is contagious, people around laughed, even if Guan Xiaotong was cautious, she would be teased from ear to ear, covering her mouth and turning away.

yeah!

The three little swans dropped their arms,

They clapped each other's hands, and they managed to make Guan Xiaotong laugh. Now, no one will say that they are not manly, right?

55 seconds!

Guan Xiaotong's record has broken the highest record. Sha Bei and Jin Dabao definitely have no chance. Next, let's look at Yang An. Just now, he formed an alliance with Yang An to make Guan Xiaotong laugh. The next second, the two immediately drew a line with him, shouting He wanted to make Yang An unable to hold back within 10 seconds!

Standing in the crowd, Yang An moved his arms and legs, twisted his neck, and said with a sneer, My laugh is definitely the highest in the audience, you have to believe it, you have to accept it! Quiet, everyone is quiet, wait for me to brew some emotions!

When it was brewing, all six people got together to discuss, come up with ideas, and talked a lot.

alright!

Yang An put away his smile, and his expression was normal. Even if other people were smiling, he was indifferent, but the expression on his face became more and more dignified.

He can't be showing off his acting skills?

Why does it look like you're about to cry?

Jin Dabao and Sha Bei walked over, out of curiosity, and Guan Xiaotong did the same, and even waved his hand in front of Yang An: Brother Yang, you don't want to work so hard, do you think of something sad?

Timing begins!

Following the director's order, the three of them started teasing. Everyone thought it was difficult to make Yang An laugh. I'm afraid Yang An had heard all the new jokes and jokes on the market.

But I only heard Jin Dabao shaking his head and humming: This Zhang Xiucai in the first watch...

Pooh!

Yang An instantly collapsed, squatted down laughing, and sat down on the ground, unable to lie down!

3 seconds!

Yang An only lasted for 3 seconds!

The audience burst into laughter, many people bent over laughing, Guan Xiaotong and Sha Bei both squatted on the ground laughing, rubbing their stomachs.

The victory trio sat next to them, all screaming, the delicacies they ate just now became a burden, and everyone felt their stomachs ached from laughing.

The staff was amused by this connotative lyrics, and even the timing director almost forgot to pinch the watch.

Only the ordinary onlookers who are not familiar with Yang An, and the hotel side are not very clear about what that little man sang just now, making Yang An laugh like this with just one sentence?

Sun Dapao had no choice but to stand up at this time, and said bravely, Let's re-record this part!

ah?

Why re-record?

Many people didn't understand, but those who knew the inside story were all laughing and had nothing to say. It really had to be re-recorded, because this was Yang An's only dark history, and it was absolutely impossible to broadcast it on the CCTV platform.

After making a fuss for a long time, Yang An finally recovered and said to the three of them: Whoever dares to sing this again, I'm in a hurry...Okay, I'm ready!

Timing begins!

This time, don't sing about the fifth watch, right? ok!

Jin Dabao and Sha Bei had already discussed the countermeasures. Jin Dabao asked, Do you know what the four subjects of cross talk are?

Sha Bei stretched out his hand and counted his fingers: Take off your shoes and sing!

Pooh!

Yang An collapsed again. All he could think about was the fifth watch, and he was praying not to talk about cross talk. As a result, the two of them talked about the four subjects of cross talk. When they heard Take off your shoes and sing, he immediately made up his mind Come out to make trouble at five o'clock, the spirit suddenly relaxes and laughs, this time it is completely over!

5 seconds!

The director loudly announced the result, which caused thunderous applause and cheers from the audience. Yang An is afraid that the running man won't be given the honorary title of calm brother. This achievement may be difficult for anyone to complete in the future, unless it is someone who doesn't want to win. The spy cheats and takes the initiative to laugh.

A group of people looked at Yang An and laughed, Yang An had no choice but to do this, this was his stalk many years ago, it was not ashamed to be used by others to make fun of him!

Guan Xiaotong won the victory and became the fourth member who was free to eat breakfast. The remaining three could only watch helplessly, swallowing at the table.

Xiaotong, what shrimp dumplings do you eat early in the morning? It's greasy and unhealthy. Let my brother help you eliminate it.

Brother Hu, I see that you have been eating since just now, are you tired? You can't finish the rest, can I help you eat some?

Zhang Yishan, how does brother usually treat you? Okay? Is my brother's love for you worth this piece of horseshoe cake?

Zhang Yishan hid back and forth, like an old hen protecting food, holding two cages of snacks in her arms, bending over and laughing non-stop, but the three of them joined forces and snatched away a cage of shrimp dumplings. A hungry man swarmed over, and deliberately avoided the camera, trying to cover up, not even afraid of the assistant director who stepped forward to stop him, eat first before talking!

After breakfast, everyone moved to the quiet business conference room upstairs, which has been set up. There is a small rest room next to the conference room. The door is opened, and a small table can be seen in the rest room from the conference room. There is a translucent ballot box on it, paper and pens are placed on the table, and there is a video camera next to it.

Next, the person whose name is called please enter the lounge. There are tasks inside.

Everyone went in without knowing it, and the director didn't explain, so he asked Peng Yuyan, who was sitting on the far side, to go in first.

Peng Yuyan cheered himself up: There will be no conspiracy inside, right? If I can't get out, don't go in!

He has just entered the rest room, so sloppy!

A transparent glass door cut off the small room, and the remaining six people could only see Peng Yuyan's back, but could not hear what was said inside. All six people half stood up curiously, hooked their waists and poked their heads to look, wanting to know more.

Peng Yuyan picked up the task card on the table, and saw it read: If there is an elimination match next, who do you want to eliminate the most? Please write his or her name on the voting card, fold it and put it in the ballot box. And tell the camera why you want to eliminate him or her.

Peng Yuyan was stunned, smirked at the camera next to him, and looked back, realizing that everyone should not have heard what he said, so he asked in a low voice: What does the elimination round mean? Everyone votes, and the one with the highest votes Get eliminated?

He talked to himself for a while, and finally thought about it seriously, and wrote down the word Yang An, then folded it up and threw it in, and said with a wry smile to the camera: I think among all people, Yang An you I am the most threatening, I can't even compare to you in playing games, so I'm sorry...