The King of Variety Entertainment

Sha Bei turned sideways, looked at Mo Wen and said, Sister Mo, are you going back to the hotel after the awards?

Mo Wen said helplessly, What hotel are you going back to? I'm going to the airport after the awards are awarded, and I'll take the latest flight to Hongfeng. I'll record the sound tomorrow. Why do you ask this?

Sha Bei rubbed his hands, hehe said: Can you take me for a flight? Cao Kefan refused to reimburse the air ticket, saying that I don't have enough seats, and I have to record a show tomorrow, but I'm a little tight recently...

Hehe~ Are you so poor that you can't even afford a plane ticket? This is serious nonsense!

The audience chuckled, Cao Kefan didn't expect the fire to burn on his head, he was stunned on the spot, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, Chen Rong beside him even covered his mouth and chuckled, everyone knows that this variety show host started to tease again compared.

Mo Wen couldn't believe it, and acted surprised: Old Cao and the others can still reimburse the air ticket? Who did you hear that, why didn't I know that there is such a benefit?

you do not know?

Sha Bei choked for a moment, and suddenly realized: Because you, like me, don't have enough cafes!

puff!

This time even Chen Rong was laughing, this grandson's mouth is too bad, the Magnolia Organizing Committee is still short of your money? When did you say you won't reimburse guest air tickets? She even dragged Mo Wen to make trouble together, Sha Bei, do you still want to mess around?

Mo Wen didn't mind at all, and said carelessly: I don't care, anyway, Good Voice will be reimbursed. By the way, have you bought a house or a car? How can you be tight?

Sha Bei sighed: Recently, the variety show industry is in a downturn, the ratings are not high, and the company hasn't paid salary for three months. Study hard, Everyday Upward, I was worried that it would not be as good as Xiao Amao, so I bought a lot of books for myself Charging, a lot of money was spent on it.”

Wang Han and others laughed and applauded. Little Amao is that mischievous primary school student in ancient costume. Every issue of Daily Upward will come out for a funny comparison.

Buying books is only the first step. Not only do I need to pay for IQ, but I also need to strengthen my body. Sister Mo, you don't know that running men are too tired. I broke six pairs of shoes in three months. There is also a lot of money on these equipment!

The running man program group was called out, and they all laughed and applauded, but they were all laughing inwardly, why do you need to buy shoes? Any shoes, hats, clothing, sports equipment in Running Man, as long as the sponsorship fee is paid, the equipment will be provided free of charge. Only those brands that have not paid will be mosaiced.

Or use vinyl stickers to cover the trademarks, and only those brands need to be bought by themselves.

Happy Comedian will not open until the end of the year. I am not sure whether I can be the host this year. I Am a Singer refused to let me, saying that I am not a singer. In fact, I sing quite well. Colleagues at CCTV praised me as CCTV Pavarotti. Sister Mo, you commented. Is Pavarotti a singer? These are not the point. The point is that if you don’t participate in the program, you won’t get subsidies. wrong?

Sha Bei made such gags that every finalist who was named laughed. This kind of series of talk shows can only be put together by a comedic host. Cao Kefan and Chen Rong are serious and orthodox hosts. I really can't get enough of this style.

Mo Wen couldn't believe it: Are you CCTV Pavarotti?

Sha Bei looked innocent: Yeah! If you don't believe me, ask the staff of Complete Chinese Idioms, if I am in CCTV's internal singing competition, am I the only one who is in charge of the others?

People from the Idiom Encyclopedia Program Group of CCTV’s Ten Science and Education Channel were laughing. Sha Bei’s singing was really good, and CCTV’s Pavarotti’s reputation was well-deserved. Is it appropriate to use it here? Is it embarrassing?

When everyone was still laughing, Sha Bei made a listening posture to the audience: What? Who said I used this idiom incorrectly? Director Li, come up for me, let's practice? Sister Mo, don't stop me Look at me, don't look at my unchosen words, in fact, I understand very well in my heart! Director Li, I want to sign up for this issue of Complete Chinese Idioms. , won the championship! How about it, I just said four or five idioms, isn’t it very good?”

There is a level of hair! Many people were so teased from ear to ear by him, this guy must be hanging out today!

Director Li from the Idiom Encyclopedia of Idioms program group also smiled and bent over. She raised her hands high and made a gesture of worship, begging Sha Bei to let her go.

One man is in charge of the gate, ten thousand men are not allowed to open is particularly unreasonable. Speaking without choice describes the correctness of speaking, rather than not paying attention to the occasion and object of speaking. Good and bad refers to a person's character rather than strength And achievement, getting chestnuts from the fire refers to being used by others to take risks for others, but to gain nothing by oneself. Sha Bei is completely reckless, but it is very funny.

Sha Bei changed the subject: I don't want me in Compendium of Chinese Idioms, does it? It's okay, in fact, my level of ancient poetry is quite good. Director Zhang of Good Chinese Poetry, would you like me to recite a poem on the spot?

Henan Satellite TV's Chinese Good Poetry program team burst out laughing, and finally it was their turn, and they were also happy to be named by the guests!

Sha Bei was very poetic, took a deep breath, waved his hands, sighed, and began to chant poetry with abundant emotion: Ah...

Mo Wen quickly grabbed him and interrupted: Come on, Sha Bei, pay attention to your image, this is a live broadcast of the award show, and Yang An is still sitting below, you are not afraid of him by jumping up and down like this Dissatisfied with you?

Sha Bei obviously said that he was excited, shrugged, straightened his white suit, and said carelessly: It's okay, if Yang An comes on stage, he will be more violent than me! And jumping up and down is the self-cultivation of variety show hosts, I said Right, Teacher Guoli?

Zhang Guoli, who was sitting in the first row of judges' seats under the stage, looked up at the ceiling, grinning from ear to ear. He knew that today he would definitely be named and spoofed. Unexpectedly, it wasn't Yang An, but Sha Bei!

In addition to Zhang Guoli, the big shot was also given to Yang An, but there was no sign of displeasure on Yang An's face. He was very happy to see this kind of situation. The host of a variety show should be active and humorous. In the small section, dare to be cute and cheap, belittle himself, and make others laugh. On this point, Sha Bei is more and more relaxed. He must plan to go to the dark in the variety show for the rest of his life.

Mo Wen finally asked: What if Yang An plans to fire you?

Sha Bei said: Then I will sign up for The Voice of China and be your student, Sister Mo! Oh no, The Voice is also Yang Geer's program, so, Mr. He, your Happy Camp is also a shortlist for the variety show unit. Program, can you take me in?

Mrs. He and Sister Po finally laughed out loud. As far as what Sha Bei said just now, almost all the shows that have the strength to compete for the variety show awards have been clicked. I have never heard the names of their shows. I thought Sha Bei had forgotten. I didn't expect to be here waiting for them!

Teacher He put his hands around his mouth, made a trumpet shape, and shouted loudly to the stage: No problem!

Sha Bei clapped her hands, clapped her chest triumphantly, and boasted with a thumbs up, and introduced to Mo Wen: Look, I'm just so popular! The leading variety show host in China!

The audience roared with laughter, this shameless Senior Brother Sha is so funny, he wasted a few minutes to prepare for the award presentation, and I don't know what the organizing committee thinks.

In fact, the on-site director really didn’t have any ideas. If it wasn’t for a big policy that restricted him to death, he would have liked to replace Cao Kefan and Chen Rong, and call Yang An and Sha Bei to host the stage. Down to earth?

There is a real-time ratings table in the background. Since the documentary unit, the tip of the tongue won the award, the ratings of the show have soared. The variety show unit awards were originally planned to be limited to five minutes, but now it seems that it has been expanded to ten. Minutes are fine!

Let them play by themselves, I believe Shabei is an excellent show host!

The on-site director gave instructions to the walkie-talkie, and did not ask the staff to remind the front desk, and all the reminder boards and the like were removed, and they will not be taken out for the time being.

Mo Wen, who is good at observing words and expressions, noticed the expressions of the two hosts and knew that it was almost the same, so she laughed: Okay, okay, I admit that you are popular, but let's announce the list of winners first, unless the variety show you participated in was selected as the best. Good, otherwise I wouldn't admit that you are 'second to none'!

Sha Bei applauded: The lottery draw!

The sound engineer changed the on-site sound effects in time, and the BGM became an exciting and hurried sound, which is very similar to the fire line pursuit order.

At this moment, countless audience members put away their smiles, and their hearts all tugged.

All the winners of the variety show unit were solemn, and there was no longer a smile on their faces. This is the first revision of the Magnolia TV Festival. There are only two awards in the variety show unit, and the gold content is not insignificant. Who will win the grand prize?

Sha Bei unfolded the envelope in his hand, looked down, and said wow, his face was very expressive. The photographer took a recent photo, and Sha Keji showed a mysterious smile on his face again.

The Magnolia's 'Best Variety Show' award is...

Sha Bei deliberately paused, looked up at the audience, he finally felt the bad taste of announcing the awards, that feeling is really good!

Yang An has three selections, If You Are the One, Metamorphosis, and Super Bianbian, including business, humanities, and innovation. The chances of winning are the greatest, but I don’t know what the tastes and tendencies of the jury are.

Mr. He's Happy Camp, Wang Han's Everyday Upward, Henan Satellite TV's Chinese Good Poems, CCTV's ten sets of Chinese Idioms, some are old variety shows, and some have deep backgrounds. These are all of equal strength strong opponent.

Everyone stared at the stage nervously, feeling uneasy!

Come on, bastard!

Countless people cursed inwardly. (To be continued.)