The King of Variety Entertainment

Chapter 474 Why Are You So Stupid!

The stadium is usually open to ordinary citizens and has all kinds of equipment. Today, the swimming pool temporarily closed the children's shallow water area. The museum arranged for employees to isolate the passage between the bathroom and the swimming pool for ordinary customers to ensure that ordinary swimmers will not be able to enter and exit. affect the filming of the program.

But because a large number of filming teams entered in advance, people still watched curiously, and it sounded like.

Especially variety show fans, when they saw the staff wearing R T-shirts, they all shouted in surprise. They would rather stand by the wall of the deep water area of ​​the standard hall, step on a rest bench, and watch behind the high glass, just to see it for themselves Saw the recording of the show live.

The more enthusiastic fans kept courting the security guards, pleading that they would only sit and watch by the pool in the children's shallow water area, be a quiet and handsome man, and never go into the water, but these requests were politely rejected by the production team.

At around 10:00 in the morning, two commercial vehicles drove up, and many fans who heard the news gathered at the entrance of the gymnasium. Many boys took off their T-shirts and temporarily wrote the names of their idols in the blank part with black water-based pens. Shaking above their heads, shouting their names, screaming with excitement.

Teacher He~~ Are you here to record the running man today? Have you really started recording? It's really a top team PK!

Yang An~~ You are finally here! You are so handsome~

Ah~~~ Brother Hu, look here, look here! Brother Hu, I love you~

Yan Bao!!! Yan Bao!!!

Facing the enthusiastic fans, the artists of the two teams were very friendly, and they would also high-five the fans on the side of the road when they entered the arena, causing even bigger screams.

Zhang Yishan! I love you!

A high-pitched and ear-piercing voice came, and Zhang Yishan, who was standing beside Teacher He, burst into tears with excitement, pointed at his chest excitedly, and said to the people around him: See, my fans! I also have fans!

Teacher He and others laughed, Zhang Yishan followed the reputation, she is a tall girl, she weighs 100 kilograms, right? Why is the face plate so big? Why does the air on the forehead look so awkward? And a big gold chain around the neck? My god... is this really my female fan?

Zhang Yishan's heart was completely despondent, and he almost didn't want to go to see it, but the girl looked at him and shouted excitedly: Zhang Yishan~~ I love you so much! Why are you standing with the happy family? You, a traitor, started to act again Is it, I'm so excited! Yaya~~

Everyone in the audience also noticed this, and they all screamed.

Betrayers... Mrs. He and others bowed their heads and smiled, and walked over with weird faces. Zhang Yishan was bleeding in his heart, and pretended to be indifferent on the surface, high-fived the fans, and walked into the aisle dejectedly.

After entering the swimming pool, they changed into the one-piece swimsuits just now. The two teams entered the shallow water children's area one by one. They saw a huge shelf in the middle of the pool. Jump up and grab the horizontal bar at one end, and move to the other end one by one to train the arm muscles.

The swimming pool in the children's area is only a quarter of the size of a standard swimming pool, with an average water depth of about 1 meter. The horizontal bar shelf is nearly four meters high, and all the steel frame parts are wrapped with special thick sponges to prevent the artist's head or vital parts from hitting it. It is erected in a deep water area with a depth of 1.3 meters.

The second round of the game, horizontal bar PK, the rules are very simple. Both teams have a floating pad to step on. Everyone attacks each other on the horizontal bar. The team that falls into the water wins. This round wins two out of three rounds.

Upon hearing this, Teacher He and the others screamed and complained again.

It's another power game!

If we had known earlier, we would have chosen Peng Yuyan!

What about the battle of wits that was agreed? How come the men's running show is all about strength?

Hearing this, the running man really didn't agree: Wisdom? We don't give in to wits! Come on, come on, Brother Yang can kill you all in seconds!

Who said that running men rely on strength to win? Just now, when you skipped the rope, did you fight for agility? Divide the beans underwater, did you fight for ingenuity? Our team also has people who are physically weak.

Xiaotong and Dabao are all weak in physical fitness. We win through teamwork. How can we say that it is all about strength?

Do you want Yan Bao? It's okay to give you a chance to change!

The running man is magnanimous, and Li Weijia is not polite: Is it really a change? Peng Yuyan forget it, Brother Hu, come here!

Brother Hu stood up and asked with a smile, Who do you want me to replace?

Li Weijia was taken aback for a moment, that's right, if someone wants to come over, who would go over on my side instead? Change to Zhang Yishan? This is not using Zhang Yishan as a rag!

For Du Haitao? Du Haitao cursed, he couldn't open his mouth.

Xie Na or Wu Xin? What do they think if this is changed?

Li Weijia suddenly felt that he was stupid, why did he ask for a replacement, he was in a cocoon!

Teacher He hurriedly smoothed things over, not admitting defeat, and said: No need to change, let's go on the horizontal bar, the real strength will be seen! Remember the war letter you wrote before, everyone has goals, keep an eye on them! Happy family, we will win!

Must win!

The six joined hands and shouted in unison.

Step on the circular floating board, and with the sound of the whistle, the game begins.

In the running men camp, Jin Dabao, who is the shortest, stood at the front, ready to attack.

He bent his legs slightly and jumped forward, intending to grab the horizontal bar. Unfortunately, because he was too short, and the rebound force given by the kickboard was not as strong as the ground, his hands were only a few centimeters away from grabbing the horizontal bar. It fell into the water with a plop.

The audience burst into laughter, and all the onlookers burst out laughing, pointing at Jin Dabao who fell into the water and laughing nonstop.

The happy family almost fainted from laughter, while the running man was embarrassed and speechless, what the hell is going on!

Sha Bei roared angrily, Dabao, what are you doing? Are you committing a suicide attack?

Yang An also didn't know whether to laugh or cry: Da Bao, do you think they will be afraid if they jump into the water and splash all over them? It's meaningless for you to sacrifice like this!

Jin Dabao poked his head out of the water, wiped away his tears, and shouted aggrievedly: ...

The crowd watching next to the children's area were laughing like crazy, this guy... everyone is really speechless for him!

With lessons learned from the past, everyone got up cautiously. This time it was Mr. He who went first. He jumped up cautiously on the spot, hung on the horizontal bar, and moved forward step by step.

Li Weijia also came up, forming a striker with Mr. He on the left and right.

On the other side of the running man were Hu Ge and Sha Bei. The four of them approached, and their bodies began to shake. They kicked each other's body with their feet and wrapped around their waist. Due to physical reasons, basically after a few encounters, you wrapped me up. If I hook you, both of you will run out of strength and fall into the water together.

There are two women and two men left in the happy team, and Yang An, Peng Yuyan and Guan Xiaotong are left in the running men. No one dares to act rashly.

Yang An hooked his hands and shouted: Zhang Yishan, let's fight one-on-one!

Zhang Yishan chuckled, bent over and was about to jump up: I've been waiting for this day for a long time! Let's go...

Just when Zhang Yishan was about to jump up, Du Haitao, who was standing behind, suddenly thought of something, stepped on the stair pole next to him and climbed up, leaving his feet off the floating board.

Originally, the floating board was balanced on the water surface, but when the big fat man lifted his foot, Zhang Yishan, who was standing in the front, quickly lost his support. This jump was not as high as Jin Dabao just now, and he was no more than 10 centimeters away from the floating board. He fell straight into the water, and even Wu Xin and Xie Na almost lost their balance and fell into the water. The two girls were so frightened that they hurriedly hugged the two uprights of the horizontal bar.

Another idiot!

This time even the director team couldn't stop laughing. Teacher He and Li Weijia who were standing in the water were about to collapse: Du Haitao, look at the stupid things you did!

What are you going?

Du Haitao was still very excited. He stood on the stairs and looked at everyone and asked, Didn't everyone notice? Why didn't you climb up? You have to hang the horizontal bar below, you are not tired!

What are you climbing! You dropped Zhang Yishan into the water!

The two girls Wu Xin and Xie Na screamed, one left and one right, and scolded Du Haitao. The idiot saw Zhang Yishan falling into the water, and then realized what happened. He bit his hand and made a gesture. Surprised and laughing, I don't know how embarrassing it is!

Seeing what Du Haitao did, the three of Yang An also got on the horizontal bar and climbed over from the top.

Du Haitao took the two girls to stand guard, and the six people wrestled and tore on it, breaking their fingers and scratching itches. Yang An and Peng Yuyan couldn't move Du Haitao's heavy body, and they were embarrassed to do anything to the two girls. Yang An was the first A tickle fell into the water.

The rest of the battle was much simpler. Du Haotao took advantage of his body and leaned on the horizontal bar stairs forcefully, restraining Peng Yuyan with both hands, preventing him from supporting Guan Xiaotong.

After Xie Na and Wu Xin teamed up to push Guan Xiaotong away, Peng Yuyan was also hugged cruelly by two girls. It was so cool, one of the two nympho girls hugged his neck from behind, and the other hugged his waist from the front, It seemed that he was taking the opportunity to eat his tofu. He didn't dare to move his arms at all, for fear of hitting his chest, touching his legs, etc., and was finally pushed into the water by Du Haotao.

In this round of competition, the happy family saw the hope of winning.

As for the running man, there was a shadow. Out of the gentleman's mentality towards the female guests, they couldn't let go at all. It was impossible to push Guan Xiaotong out as a shield, right? But the opponent also has two girls, so they can't win!

The most important thing is that this is not tearing off the name tag on land, tearing off the name tag is her business, directly forcing Xie Na into the corner, stripping her naked... Ah bah, it's about tearing off her name tag, No problem at all.

Dealing with Wu Xin, the runners feel even more relaxed. When the time comes to hide in the corner and jump out and shout, Wu Xin will definitely squat on the ground in fright, trembling, and let them ravage... Ah bah, it's Ren They tear up the name tags!

Everyone was thinking wildly, what should I do if I accidentally pushed and attacked someone's vital part because I was exercising in the water at this time, the audience was watching!

After being attacked by the opponent for two consecutive rounds, the running men were pushed into the water without any hesitation, and there was nothing they could do to lose.

The total score was a 1:1 draw, and the game will go on to the third round. (To be continued.) It's like a book, the home of book friends! Unique URL:

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