The King of Variety Entertainment

Seeing Yang An playing again, the palms of Li Yuxuan and the others were about to swell from being slapped. Li Feichuan and Zhao Ang next to him smiled for the beautiful woman, and they also cheered and booed. Putting it in her mouth and blowing it, it was still the most difficult with a whirling and undulating tone, Su Hui also fell to the side with joy.

It can be seen that whether a person is happy has nothing to do with his assets, the most important thing is his mood!

Su Hui reminded: Listen carefully! Yang An is definitely going to talk about cross talk, this is a rare opportunity!

Everyone calmed down and watched Yang An greet the two teachers on stage.

At this time, the staff brought a high-leg microphone stand and placed it next to Doujia. The three of them stood up. This position is interesting. Yang Andou on the far left and Cao Shulin standing in the middle are very funny and can even be crowded out at any time. Hou Jian, who is walking to the right, deliberately bullies honest people just like in previous cross talk shows.

Yang An introduced himself: Although everyone is familiar with me, according to the rules, I have to introduce myself. My name is Yang An, and I am a primary school student in the cross talk world. Forgive me, everyone!

After the audience gave good applause, Cao Shulin began to ask: Just now a young man asked for a song and wanted to listen to Five Watches. Come on, you sing one for everyone!

Yang An was startled, covered his mouth in surprise, and asked treacherously: Who is it? Who wants to listen to Five Watches? Master, can this song be sung here?

Cao Shulin waved his hand: Is there anything you can't sing? Today's program will not be broadcast live on the TV station. At most, it will be the exclusive purchase of online broadcasting rights of Tomato Video Network. If it really can't pass, I will cut you off, right?

right!

The audience laughed and booed collectively, why? Because Yang An was on stage for the first time in public, after singing the first four lines of Five Watches, he was a disciple of Wu Xun, so he took the opportunity to slip down and avoid disaster.

Later at Yang An's wedding scene, a group of people from the entertainment circle made a fuss in the bridal chamber, forcing Yang An to sing Five Watches, but he concealed his refusal to sing, and deliberately delayed it until the child was a year old, promising to sing it on the week, But after the first birthday, no one thought of it in the end.

So until today, it has been delayed for four years!

One trick, eat all over the world, this is no longer effective, the debts I owed when I was young, will have to be paid back sooner or later!

Yang An was stimulated by the boos, pointed to the audience and asked, Which song is it? You stand up, and I promise not to kill you!

No one in the audience stood up,

The booing young man put his hands on his chest, smiled and shook his head, Cao Shulin asked in shock, Young man, I support you, don't bow your head to the evil forces!

Before the young man could react, Yang An hurriedly made a final decision: Okay! No one said this, so I will talk about other things. Five years ago, when Lin Yun Society was still in its original location, I was preparing for Happy Comedian, came to my door and wanted to borrow a cross talk troupe. At that time, when I saw Lin Yunshe's appearance, my heart was cold.

Cao Shulin asked, How?

Yang An said: The hall is small, there are only two or three hundred people sitting at most, there are few customers, tickets are cheap, one ticket costs fifteen yuan, even if three hundred people are seated, the performance is only four to five thousand yuan! Lin Yunshe There are so many people, and there are seven or eight young lads waiting to be fed in the backstage, Teacher Cao is desperately making money outside during the day, and kneels on the washboard to wash clothes for the apprentices at night...

The last time Cao Shulin participated in Super Change, because of the joke about the washboard, it became popular on the Internet, and now the meme of the washboard was suddenly thrown out, and everyone who was familiar with Lin Yunshe laughed. stand up.

Cao Shulin pushed him hard, rolled up his sleeves to beat him, and said angrily, The washboard? I haven't settled with you yet about the washboard!

Hou Jian quickly hugged Cao Shulin, comforting him non-stop. Yang An, who was so frightened that he avoided the side, also walked back with a smile, apologized repeatedly, and continued the topic just now: Mr. Cao, Mr. Hou, you two remember, I was Said that I can speak cross talk, you two don't believe me, and let me go to the front stage to perform?

The two nodded, this is artistic processing, the fact is that Yang An only performed a short part on the spot.

Yang Andao: Like today, there are hundreds of people in the audience. We are very happy to listen to the cross talk of our Lin Yun Club. At that time, when I went to the stage of the old theater of Lin Yun Club, I was thinking, this is the first time I When talking about cross talk on stage, you don’t need to fill the audience with 300 people. Even if there are only ten audiences, I have to perform for them. If there are only five audiences, I still have to perform, but if there are only one audience, I don’t have to. It's time to act!

Cao Shulin became curious: Why? Why can't we perform with only one audience?

Yang An said solemnly: Think about it, what if the audience asks for it?

Hou Jian was surprised: What more can a cross talk listener ask for?

Yang An snorted: Can't listen to cross talk? Don't you? Audience friends, think about it for yourself. If Mr. Hou and I were standing on the stage, and you were the only one listening to cross talk, would you understand? Have an idea? For example, the two of you on stage, let’s stop talking, let’s play Doudizhu! Do you want to fight or not?”

The audience laughed, who would make such a request? Go to Lin Yun Club to listen to cross talk, and Nima said to the cross talk actor Doudizhu? Don't worry, this is it!

Cao Shulin scolded with a smile: What are you talking about? There are three of us on the stage!

Yang An smiled triumphantly, with a cute and cute expression, happily imitating the tone of the audience, and said: You three, let's not talk about cross talk, let's play mahjong with the four of us! This person is definitely Wang Han!

Ha ha ha ha!

The audience laughed, the boss of the Tiantian Brothers was teased again, Wang Han's love of playing mahjong is known all over the world, but there are probably not many people who dare to tease him.

Yang An continued to ask: Do you think we should play or not? Do you know how old he is? Does he play Guangdong Mahjong or Baodao Mahjong? How much is it?

Seeing that the more he talked, the more excited he became, and the more he said the more outrageous, Cao Shulin scolded: There is no such request! The audience listening to the cross talk will never ask for the landlord to play mahjong!

Yang An didn't give up, and continued: Okay, even if this request is unreasonable, then he made a reasonable request. Two, ah no, three, please stop talking about cross talk, I'll go to the bathroom. Teacher Cao, you Let him go?

Cao Shulin and Hou Jian looked at each other and hesitated.

The audience started to chuckle. This request is very reasonable. It is completely his freedom whether the audience can go to the toilet.

Yang An followed up and asked: Okay, he went to the bathroom. There is no one in the hall of Linyun Club of Nuoda University. Who are we going to talk about cross talk with? Should we let him go first and continue talking when he comes back? Then The audience is still amused, yo, Lin Yunshe is so kind, go to the toilet, and it also has a pause function?

The audience applauded desperately, laughed, and the picture that Yang An said appeared in their minds, it was so funny!

Cao Shulin and Hou Jian couldn't refute, Yang An got excited, squinted his eyes, and asked desperately: In case this audience has a stomachache and goes to the bathroom every now and then, the three of us will stop once every time we go. Things, when will it be the end, right? The audience is also very considerate, and continue to make requests, and the three of you don’t pause, can you follow me? Do you think the three of us will go or not?”

Puff ha ha ha...

The audience burst into tears, this Yang An was so vicious, in order to make so many unreasonable demands, he tortured the audience so hard that he even had a stomachache!

Cao Shulin and Hou Jian finally couldn't bear it anymore, Cao Shulin shouted: Is that the father who is the trouble?

Hou Jian yelled: Go! The three of us stood in the toilet and told him cross talk!

Yang An looked at the audience and asked: My friends, tell me, shall we go?

Just after finishing speaking, a female audience shouted loudly, and then said: Go!

The three people on the stage were obviously taken aback, and Yang An embarrassedly waved to them: She wants to go to the toilet, let's follow her!

Cao Shulin laughed, and pulled Yang An back who was about to leave: Don't go, she's going to the women's toilet!

Hou Jian also laughed: Don't be ridiculous, you boy! The one you are talking about is a male audience, it is a man!

Loud laughter erupted from the audience, many people were laughing and wiping their tears, this Yang An, he really doesn't shy away from meat and vegetables, he dares to say anything!

The booing female audience was also funny. She was supported by the people around her, and she was lying on the shoulders of the people next to her with a smile. No one thought that Yang An would respond so quickly, it was so funny!

Yang An was pulled back, sorted it out, and said: Okay, let's treat him as a male audience! He went to the toilet, and the three of us went. They solve personal hygiene problems in the toilet, so the three of us stood outside the door. , continue to talk about cross talk there, you say, people heard it inside, are you happy or not? If you are so happy that you lean forward and back together, and you fail to squat down into the pit, who will pull him?

What a poor audience... I'm afraid this audience will be played badly by Yang An today, not only will he have a stomachache, but he will fall into the latrine... The audience can only laugh now.

Cao Shulin shook his head and said, This is impossible!

Yang An pointed at the audience: How can it be impossible? When you watch the audience, there are so many people laughing so hard that their footing is unstable!

call~~~~

The audience was going crazy. They played badly with the cross talk male audience, and now they come to play with their audience. The laughter will never stop today.

Hou Jian quickly pulled him away: Don't talk nonsense, any bathroom now is a toilet or a squat toilet. That kind of old-fashioned hut is almost gone even in rural areas.

Yang An didn't speak, but lowered his head, raised one foot, and looked at the sole of the shoe.

Hahaha!

Many viewers realized that Yang An was saying, I can't fall, right? What if I step on shit?

Yang An didn't say this, but Yang An was reserved, but at this moment, he can only express his feelings without words. The joke produced by this action is no worse than saying it, and at least it doesn't sound like shit, pee, fart literally, which is even more funny .

Yang An said: Okay, let's just wait for him to fall in, anyway, no one will save him. The three of us will go back, and there will be another audience...

puff!

A person fell into the toilet, and another one came?

Do the audience of Lin Yun Club have any blood feud with you? Everyone in the audience cheered up, booed and hoped that Yang An would come up with another bad idea and kill another one!