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Zhang Yishan is rubbing his hands in the cold wind, shivering from the cold. Zhongjing and Hongfeng are different. Although the outside temperature of Zhongjing can reach minus 10 degrees, all the rooms are equipped with heating. As long as you don’t go out, it’s fine. In the central area of ​​China's north-south boundary, the whole city has no heating, which makes it extremely cold. He stood here for 20 minutes, almost freezing to death.

Here, here!

Zhang Yishan saw the production team's car and waved excitedly. Li Yifeng got out of the car with the man in black. This posture really scared Zhang Yishan.

What are you doing? What are you doing? Wearing sunglasses at night, can you two see? Yo, who is this? Who is this? Captain Chen, hello!

Zhang Yishan didn't expect that Li Yifeng would be present. Could it be that he is the guest of this episode? He casually called out Chen Shen's name, which was a kind of ridicule.

For him, a handsome guy is good. A handsome guy has to be trampled under his feet, so he has a sense of accomplishment. Zhang Yishan is most happy to moles the guests on the show. After playing the first season for half a year, his game experience has become more and more abundant. He's not the silly boy he was back then!

Li Yifeng did exactly the same, coldly pushed Zhang Yishan away, and took out the arrest warrant from his arms: Arrest him!

Zhang Yishan was caught by the man in black, and he couldn't care less about his image. He struggled desperately, Why? Why did you arrest me? I didn't do anything! Don't... Today is the first issue of the New Year, do you want to do it? So desperate?

Zhang Yishan was really scared, his voice was full of tears, he was so thoughtless, he arrested people as soon as he came up, he was completely confused, the main reason was that his IQ was worrying, many times he was eliminated by the top three in the game, He thought it was the same today. After waiting here for 20 minutes, he couldn't find any clues, which led to him being eliminated at the beginning.

Li Yifeng announced: Zhang Yishan, you have betrayed many times, regardless of the occasion and location. In the first season, you have accumulated 19 times. You have committed the crime of betrayal, and the crime of being fickle when you see a female guest who can't move her legs every time. He will be punished for several crimes and taken away!

Zhang Yishan was pushed into the car in a daze, and kept protesting: Where did I play my heart? Sister Zhou Xun, I really love her! Sister Liu Yan, that is also my true love! I give my heart every time. of……

Snapped!

With a slap from behind, Yang An scolded with a smile: When you see one loves the other, you still say that you have not committed the crime of flirting! You have lost all the face of the running man! Come up!

Only then did Zhang Yishan realize that Yang An was also sitting here. He finally felt relieved and held Yang An with both hands: Brother Yang, Happy New Year! It's good to have you here, I don't have to be afraid of being out for no reason anymore!

The third car dealership,

This time it was Sha Bei who was arrested. He was standing at the gate of the community, wearing black-rimmed glasses in the middle of the night, holding a book, wearing a woolen coat, pretending to be a literary youth, but was detained by two men in black. He said that he would take it in the car without any extra points, which made him beg for mercy again and again.

Yang An and Zhang Yishan laughed loudly in the car: This kid is pretending to be cool!

It deserves it!

Let's scare him!

No problem, Brother Yang, come on, I'll sing you a bad face.

The two quickly figured out a way in the car, and when Sha Bei came in, the two approached from left to right with expressionless faces.

I said, so you are all here, you scared me to death!

Seeing Yang An and Zhang Yishan sitting in the last row in the car, Sha Bei was obviously relieved, but unexpectedly, the two looked serious, and his heart that had just let go started beating again.

Yang An said: Senior Brother Sha, although we usually have a good relationship, in order to protect myself, I have to do something that I'm sorry for you, Xiaoshan, do it!

Zhang Yishan laughed strangely, pinching his fingers, just as the car was moving, Sha Bei didn't stand still, staggered, and was preyed upon by Zhang Yishan's hungry tiger, grabbed his wrist, and the magic power of locking his palms made him unable to move!

Sha Bei was terrified: Wow~~Wow~~ You can't treat me like this...

Yang An threateningly said: Bah! These are Dabao's lines, can you be a little creative in plagiarism? Tell me honestly, what crime did you get arrested for?

Sha Bei said helplessly: It's a crime to be tall and low... They said that when I was recording a program, my height was always high and low, and I was depressed. Who cares about this when watching TV? Ah, who cares about this these days What's wrong with being high and low? No matter how low I am, I'm still better than Jin Dabao, right? No matter how tall I am, I can't be higher than you Three Musketeers! Anyway, I'm just a little taller than Zhang Yishan.

Bah! Let's take off our shoes now, how about a comparison? Are you taller than me? What a joke!

Hearing Sha Bei's complaint, Yang An and Zhang Yishan almost burst out laughing, what are they asking, what are they threatening, just hearing this charge, they can laugh all day.

Yang An remembered that there might be other parallel charges, and he had to dig them out: Isn't it? This is not a serious crime. Tell me, what other charges do you have?

Sha Bei stopped talking and became alert: What are the identities of you two? Ask this and that, what crime have you committed?

Yang An and Zhang Yishan looked at each other and laughed loudly.

Yang Andao: Our identities are different from yours. Xiaoshan and I are both members of the military command. You know, Captain Chen is also an undercover agent sent by the military command to Wang Puppet. Xiaoshan and I have already been instigated by him. Come, come, follow The military command has a lot to offer, so you should honestly confess all your crimes!

Zhang Yishan snorted, Everyone has to explain clearly, otherwise how can we all trust each other?

Sha Bei laughed: You think I'm stupid, Zhang Yishan, tell me what's wrong with you first!

Treason, what's the matter?

I'm guilty of being sexy. They say that the clothes I wear are too sexy and the female audience can't control them. What's the matter?

Zhang Yishan and Yang An bought one and got one free. After telling the truth about their crimes, they all looked at Sha Bei and threatened: Isn't it right? Game, we will never take you to play!

Sha Bei succumbed, face is nothing, photogenic rate is king!

He hesitated for three seconds: There is also a crime of stealing a chicken, and a crime of teasing, okay, okay, you two can laugh if you want, I don't care!

Make fun of? Is this a crime of teasing? Or shut up?

What is the crime of stealing chickens? Oh, stealing chickens is not enough to lose rice, and the clever Sha Bei is only capable of this. He is inferior to others in height, IQ, luck, strength, and so on. He really didn't win a few times in the first season, but he was all smart. You have to be lucky to win.

Yang An and Zhang Yishan laughed so hard that they collapsed in the back seat, and they couldn't breathe for a long time.

Next, Peng Yuyan was at the entrance of the hotel, just after signing autographs for passers-by and fans, the crowd was taken away by the man in black, and he shouted: Li Yifeng, I will die to understand, you are a pseudo-agent of Wang, why arrest me ?”

The fans next to him were stopped by the hotel security, and they were also booing loudly, but most of them still supported Li Yifeng, what a handsome Captain Chen, it's really rare to see a real person!

Li Yifeng drew out the arrest warrant and said loudly, You committed the crime of having too many muscles!

Pooh...

Hahahaha~

The surrounding crowd burst out laughing, and Peng Yuyan herself couldn't laugh or cry, protesting: Growing a lot of muscles, is this also a crime?

Li Yifeng's acting skills are really good, he couldn't hold back his laughter the whole time, and continued to shout: And the crime of bullying the weak! Punishment for multiple crimes!

Ha ha!

The fans couldn't stand it anymore, they were laughing unsteadily, it seems that the running guys really vowed to carry the joke to the end!

Peng Yuyan was taken to the prison car, shaking his head, sighing and complaining: This game is no longer playable. If you are a little more serious, you will be arrested for bullying the weak. Do you want me to be arrested without a fight? Oh, are you all here?

The four people in the car gathered together to play mahjong at a table. After discussing for a while, everyone was guessing whether they wanted to play a game of catching spies with Sparrow today.

Next is Brother Hu. This guy is waiting in front of the Pizza Hut restaurant. This is a catering company that he just accepted an advertisement this year, so he took the opportunity to advertise.

This is the time when the flow of customers is the highest, and many fans want to take pictures with Brother Hu, but he only came 20 minutes earlier, if he waited another half an hour, it is estimated that half of the fans in Red Maple City will rush over Take a photo with him.

However, five minutes before the production team's vehicle was about to arrive, the assistants persuaded 20 or 30 fans to leave, leaving Brother Hu alone.

Arrest him!

Li Yifeng's movements became more proficient. Captain Chen got out of the car and just showed up. He turned a deaf ear to the screams around him, and led two men in black to rush towards him viciously.

Brother Hu was stunned, it just so happened that this position was not chosen well, he had a dead end, and was blocked by the three of them, so he had no choice but to catch him without a fight.

Li Yifeng, don't be like this, you are the guest of Running Man today, right? How can there be such a vicious guest? Just smile!

Brother Hu tried to ease the atmosphere. Li Yifeng was too dedicated and announced: Brother Hu, according to Article 7 of Chapter 14 of the Running Man Law, because you are too handsome, you have committed the crime of alarming the Party Central Committee by being handsome. Take me away!

Brother Hu almost fainted. Handsome and disturbing the Party Central Committee is a crime? It's obviously a screen name, okay?

The next one is Guan Xiaotong, who is wearing a cute down jacket. She is shivering at the gate of the park, and the citizens who have gone through many night running exercises next to her will smile and call Xiaotong if they recognize her. Sweet, uncles and aunts shouted diligently, the habit of a good girl from the nation has penetrated into her bones and blood, and became her instinct.

Catch her!

Li Yifeng gave an order, and the man in black rushed over, scaring Guan Xiaotong to run away screaming.

Who! Who is bullying my daughter?

What are you doing? It's dark, wearing a black suit, pretending to be black?

Oh, are you recording a show? Xiaotong, uncle can't help you anymore, you go with them, be careful!

The citizens stood by and watched the show noisily, and this was for handsome men and beautiful women again. Li Yifeng finally smiled for the first time, and handed over the arrest warrant to Guan Xiaotong: Guan Xiaotong, you committed a crime without makeup because you recorded running men without make-up for a long time. Sin! Take it away!

Guan Xiaotong received the arrest warrant and laughed Cry!