The King of Variety Entertainment

An hour ago, Sha Bei, who was dozing by the window of the train, was woken up by someone.

20 Do you need to see a movie?

Sha Bei, who was delirious, was a little angry, but a beautiful female flight attendant was sitting next to him, holding a laptop, speaking softly and smiling, and he really couldn't muster up the courage to swear.

When the sense of art came, Sha Bei sniffled her nose, rubbed her eyes, rubbed her face, then put down her hands, instantly turned into a sincere smile, and pretended to say deeply: Yes, I need it!

The female flight attendant handed over the laptop and left. Sha Bei was unsuspecting. She turned off two movies that required a password, and finally clicked on The Bourne Shadow 3 that could be played normally. She sat up comfortably and adjusted her body. pose, smiled at the camera: Very good, I've seen this movie before, and it left a deep impression on me.

Teacher Sha with a big heart enjoyed it like this. When he arrived at the station an hour later, Sha Bei stepped onto the platform and was stopped by the railway staff.

Yo, there is also a shuttle bus service?

The heartless Mr. Sha took the initiative to get on the bus, and even called the VJ, and the detective assistant who was waiting on the platform also got on the bus. He didn't realize that something was wrong until he was talking and laughing all the way to the waiting hall.

This is... Star Detective will not be officially recorded, will it? I haven't prepared anything yet, okay?

Sha Bei was dumbfounded, he really hadn't thought about it, and he thought the VJ was recording sideshows in advance.

But no matter how anxious you are, it's useless, let's find a way to recall the clues I missed!

In fact, Sha Bei didn't miss anything, he also noticed the cleaner, was almost bumped by the girl in red, saw the coffee cup, and then, he was frightened by the stop on the radio.

Ah! ah! ah!

Are all these people petrified?

My God! This is too amazing!

Sha Bei was indeed a little overwhelmed by fright at first, but quickly realized that this was acting, so he instinctively turned on the aura of variety shows and started to use his funny skills.

The editor-director handsome guy showed him a 120-second countdown and introduced the rules of the game. Unexpectedly, Mr. Sha became mischievous, and walked to the side of the couple who were hugging their boyfriend's neck and showing a big smile, touched their chins, and circled around with great interest. The two went back and forth.

Mr. Sha, Mr. Sha, what I say next is very important...

Well, I'm listening, you continue to talk! Oh yes, time has stopped for the two of them now, right? If I kiss this girl secretly, do you think she will respond?

Sha Bei started joking, and focused all her attention on the couple. This was intentionally trying to make the extras laugh!

The editor-director handsome guy couldn't laugh or cry: Mr. Sha, time is running out...

Sha Bei was really surprised. He was talking to the couple on purpose just now. He knew that it would be very tiring to hold his expression for 2 minutes without moving, but the expressions of the couple really did not change!

Sha Bei may never know that the production team really took great pains for this setting. There are a small number of professional actors in the group performance, and they specially recruit the best acting students from Hongfeng Art School, such as Zhang Luren, a female employee, and Hongyi Girls, cleaners, etc. are all professional actors. Arranging them around the artists, trying to make the environment more realistic, is also a very big attraction!

For professional actors, holding back a smile is a basic skill!

Forget it, I'd better stop kissing, she is petrified, kissing her will definitely not feel like it, but I will definitely be beaten when I go home after kissing her!

Sha Bei put away the joke and went back to the editor-director handsome guy. Just as he turned around, the couple couldn't help laughing silently. This scene happened to be captured by the VJ, and it will be another funny point at that time!

Everyone's personality is different, so the game process may be different.

Yang An is the kind of character who plays games very seriously. Whether it is a running man or where is Dad going, he respects the rules and tries to do his best within the rules. This is also the reason why he has an excellent image in the eyes of the audience. The reason is that just now he was following the director's script under the rules.

But Sha Bei is different. He has a cheerful personality. Ever since he discovered that he was doing variety shows with Yang An and his natural aura of funnyness was very attractive, he has embarked on a road of no return. , or a running man, he will jump around in a serious manner. This is also his unique style. He matches Yang An very well in the show and belongs to the complementary type.

When he saw Zhang Luren fell down, he had cramps, and pointed at him and said help, but he was so frightened that he fell to the ground with a thud, screaming in panic all the time, struggling to back up, his acting skills were exaggerated.

He also forgot to press the 60-second red pause button, which made the patrolman hesitate while dragging the dog.

According to the script, it must be that the artist presses the button, the broadcast stops, they stop, and wait for the artist to snatch the evidence.

But Sha Bei's performance was extremely unbearable, and he didn't press it. The police with the dog probably scolded his mother, but as soon as he gritted his teeth, Nima rushed over with the dog, and Zhang Luren was surrounded by the swarming crowd!

The chief director and the others looked at each other in the command car, and Sha Bei didn't play cards according to common sense. Is this going to heaven?

Guo Lei and other members of the screenwriting team also noticed this, and they all burst out laughing.

Qianchen stood at the escalator on the second floor at this time, and burst out laughing instantly: I knew Teacher Sha would definitely make a mistake! With his character, it's no wonder he would follow the rules! The smart character in Running Man is so right, he He was born that way!

Qianchen slowly descends the escalator. His traveling route is to go down the escalator, go to the bathroom for a turn, come out and go up the escalator, sit for a while and then go down the escalator, and so on.

He passed by the crowd and finally saw Shabei move.

In fact, Qianchen was not in a hurry, and the scriptwriters were also worried about whether the artists would be scared out of their wits. This is another plan, and the script still has to continue, right?

After Shabei regained consciousness, he remembered that he was recording a program. He tried to separate the crowd and squeeze in. He saw patrolmen and police dogs squatting beside the deceased. One patrolman inspected the body, and the other asked for support into the walkie-talkie.

Sha Bei said loudly: Please step aside, I want to check the scene, I am a detective!

Hang Chi Hang Chi!

Someone in the crowd has already been secretly laughing, so straightforward, Mr. Sha, this is the rhythm of not beeping, just doing it directly!

The patrolman was taken aback, he was the real instructor of the Armed Police Squadron, and he blurted out: Where's your ID?

Sha Bei was dumbfounded, and the laughter around him grew louder. How could he have any detective credentials?

The patrolman seemed to have received the instructions, but in the end he did not check the documents and allowed Shabei to come over to inspect the crime scene.

Although the red light was not pressed, the 15-minute countdown started.

Sha Bei pretended to put on his white gloves, and was doing the preparatory work before the inspection. The patrolmen were quite cooperative, and put up a cordon beside him to leave a spacious space for Sha Bei.

The chief director and the others finally breathed a sigh of relief. This is also a plan, but Sha Bei did it in a different way.

This Shabei! It's too unexpected!

Did you meet him on the first day? Anyway, I know that his follow-up VJ in the men's running group is the most tiring, because his thinking reaction is too quick and his movements are fast. Most people will definitely not be able to keep up with his rhythm. VJ's movements are slightly Slow down, and the lens will be gone.

He has harmed the running man, and he has come to harm us again.

Ha! He's really funny. Look, where did this magnifying glass come from?

I'll go! Hahahaha...

My stomach hurts from laughing... I beg the shadow area in this actor's heart!

On the surveillance screen, Shabei took out a magnifying glass from his jacket pocket, and took out a pair of black-rimmed glasses without lenses. He was wearing white gloves and a small windbreaker. He really looked like a famous detective in comics.

He squatted next to the dead man's head, fiddled with the dead man's head with one hand, and held up a magnifying glass to examine his mouth with the other.

Fortunately, the vj was not aimed at the surroundings, and the people around laughed and cried. Teacher Sha is going against the sky! You take a magnifying glass and check someone's mouth?

The actors lying on the ground can't stand it either!

The actor who played Zhang Luren was really professional, and he acted responsibly in pretending to be a dead body, even keeping his breathing movements to a minimum, but he never expected that Sha Bei would fiddle with his head and open his mouth.

Open your mouth and let me see if you have symptoms of vomiting blood!

Shabei muttered, he was talking to a dead man, and it was awkward no matter how he heard it.

Don't make trouble, Teacher Sha, I'm a dead man, a dead man, a dead man! Important dead people, say it three times!

The actor who played Zhang Luren was crying in his heart. The two patrolmen next to him couldn't stand it any longer. No, they basically ran behind the crowd and laughed wantonly.

Sha Bei held up the magnifying glass to play with the dead man for a while, and finally let him go, but then he started to touch the dead man's body, check the purse, he reached out to search the underwear pocket, but his hand didn't obey, and he touched the creaking hole directly.

itch!

The actor Zhang Luren couldn't hold back, and moved his arm, but Sha Bei took two steps back, panting: It's so scary, you can cheat corpses!

Defraud your uncle!

If Zhang Luren could swear at others, he would definitely do so!

The audience around laughed miserably, and the chief director was sweating profusely. If this quarrel continues, he will not know how it will end later. He quickly directed the broadcasting room: There are seven minutes left!

It was only now that Sha Bei started the investigation. He was a licensed detective and didn't need to grab evidence like Yang An did. He just squatted beside the corpse openly and aboveboard.

After checking the briefcase and taking out a box of name tags, Sha Bei asked the corpse again: Zhang Luren, is this business card yours?

I am a dead man, my brother, please let me go...

The people around couldn't stand it anymore, they all hid from the camera and laughed wildly, Zhang Luren was about to cry, if this goes on, his corpse will definitely show a bewildered smile, that's really a ghost! To be continued. ...For those who read books, you can search for Blue Book Bar, and you can find this site in the first time.