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45 points?

Sha Bei stood up abruptly and said in amazement, what happened?

This 1-sound English made everyone laugh, and was teased for a long time by everyone, and even Chukyo University, who can't even speak English well!

He Jiong's score will be announced below!

Sha Bei, who was resisted by everyone, cheered up, raised his magnifying glass and said, Here we come! The life-and-death battle between me and Mr. He is now!

He Jiong was a little apprehensive, wanting to know his score immediately, he also imitated Sha Bei and stood up, leaning on the edge of the table, leaning forward, trying to see more clearly, but the screen was too small, and his eyesight was not good enough. As good as clairvoyance, he simply climbed onto the table and crawled forward on his knees, trying to get closer.

Yang An pulled his ankle, dragged him back, and said with a smile: Mr. He, Mr. He, quality, pay attention to your quality!

The two women covered their mouths and laughed. He Jiong was pushed back by Yang An, and continued to crawl forward, still muttering: The identity of the deceased, 10 points! The murder weapon, 15 points!

Ziliu...

He Jiong was pulled back by Yang An for the second time and hugged his waist. The friendship between the two is really enough!

He Jiong's score is... 75 points!

Everyone was amazed, Li Bi applauded lightly, Yire Guli said again and again: Mr. He, you are so handsome!

Yang An also nodded frequently: Mr. He, your grades are definitely considered high!

He Jiong said with a calm face, No, I shouldn't be able to get the first place in this grade. Really, I haven't found several clues.

This forced pretender, seeing his expression, is definitely secretly happy in his heart!

He Jiong's expression is like a final exam in school. He scored a high score that surprised countless people. The eyes of the scumbags are staring, but he has a calm face: It's so-so, I didn't perform well, and I wrote half of the strokes. I ran out of ink, so I just fell asleep, and I didn’t bother to answer the 50-point questions.”

After hearing this answer, Wu Mathematics Scum looked up at Xueba. He Xueba stood up. The afterglow of the setting sun shone on his body. His shadow was so long and slender. Sad, lonely as a master...

Pretending to be struck by lightning!

Sha Bei looked at He Jiong: Don't be complacent! A score of 75 is not what a top student should have!

He Jiong sarcastically said: I suspect you don't even have 75 points!

Sha Bei laughed and said confidently, We'll see!

The following will announce Yang An's score.

Upon hearing this, Yang An was also stunned: Aren't I the finale of the show?

Sha Bei sniggered at the side, waved his hands and said, Brother Yang, this seat in the middle is really not your place to sit, come on, let's switch.

Others didn't dare to tease Yang An. Yang An himself didn't lie down on the stool like He Jiong, turned over the table, and patiently watched the screen for 75 points!

Yang An breathed a sigh of relief, smiled and said to He Jiong: Sure enough, I also guessed this score, because none of us have cracked the secret of the tablet.

He Jiong stretched out his hand, took the initiative to hold Yang An, and shook it up and down: Congratulations, you have successfully entered the world of Xueba, and we both have the highest grades now!

Next, Li Bi's score was announced. Yang An got a little hint from the chief director. He knew well that the production team was planning to molest Sha Bei, so he deliberately asked, Li Bi, how much do you think you should be able to score? point?

Li Bi thought for a while and said with a smile: I must have failed. I've never been good at playing games, let alone reasoning games. My score must be very low.

With a pipe in his mouth and a magnifying glass, Sha Bei said coolly, It's okay Li Ji, I am the best at teaching others how to play games, and I am very patient, caring, and persistent. You know what people do in the detective world? Call me?

Li Bi couldn't keep up with the rhythm, watching him shake his head stupidly, Yire Guli didn't speak, because no one asked her!

Yang An and He Jiong secretly laughed at the side and deliberately kept silent, so no one answered Sha Bei's stalk.

The two bad friends directly hung him in mid-air and looked at him with a smile on the side, which made him extremely embarrassed.

Three seconds later, Sha Bei couldn't hold back anymore: Two brothers, don't be so envious and jealous of me? If you don't say it, then I will say it myself. Others call me a detective, Fu! Er! Mo! Sha !

Yang An and He Jiong showed surprise on their faces, gasped, leaned on the backrests, almost couldn't believe it, they kept exclaiming in surprise, their acting skills are second to none, it's really exaggerated!

The two women were stunned for a few seconds, and then laughed, how could they praise themselves?

Only Sha Bei was very proud, and deliberately winked at Yang An who was sitting in the middle, raised his eyebrows, and said, I'm telling the truth, from the moment I came in, I have taken a fancy to the position under your buttocks. Suggestion, those who are capable live, whoever scores high, who sits here, how about it?

Out of the corner of Yang An's eyes, he saw the hint typed by the chief director, and he laughed: Okay, I'm fine, what about you, Mr. He? You and I have the same score. If Xiao Sha is higher than us, how about we give up the throne to Xian? Let's let him do the role of detective in the first issue, shall we?

He Jiong agreed, and Sha Bei waved in high spirits: Hurry up and announce the score!

The chief director paused on purpose, keeping everyone in suspense, and after the five people stared at the camera expectantly, he suddenly said: 85 points!

yes!

Sha Bei waved his fist triumphantly, slapped the table and laughed loudly: What am I talking about? Formosa, it's definitely not in vain!

Yire Guli clapped her hands, with envy and admiration on her face: Teacher Sha is really amazing!

Yang An and He Jiong also looked at each other, shook their heads with a smile and sighed, feeling ashamed.

Sha Bei stood up, triumphantly walked to Yang An's side, and just said a word: I would like to bet, the position in the middle...

Sorry to bother you, Mr. Sha, this is Li Ni's score, not yours!

The chief director held back his laughter and acted to interrupt the jubilant scene. Pfft, several people laughed!

Sha Bei's movements froze, he turned his head and smiled awkwardly: Li Bi's score? 85 points?

Even Li Bi couldn't believe it, covered his mouth and asked in surprise, Can I get 85 points?

The chief director nodded in confirmation. Now, He Jiong didn't know that the production team was teasing Sha Bei. He laughed uncontrollably, leaned on the table, and sighed up to the sky. He was really powerless to complain.

Yang An still had some strength, and he patted Sha Bei's shoulder: Senior Brother Sha, it's not you, so I can't let you have this seat? Ah yes yes, Li Yan, you come and sit here, you are welcome , this is the position you won!

Li Bi was pulled over by Yang An, and sat awkwardly among the five of them. He looked at Sha Bei in embarrassment. Let it out! Director, how many points do I have?

The chief director suppressed a smile and motioned for everyone to sit down.

Sha Bei couldn't sit still, he came out from behind the round table, ready to grab the results by himself.

Shabei, the total score is 45!

a bolt from the blue!

Sha Bei, who had just walked half way, was dumbfounded, and stood on the spot, transfixed.

Ha ha ha ha!

The emotions Yang An and He Jiong had held back for a long time erupted in an instant. The two laughed so hard that they almost collapsed. They lay on the side of the table, looked sideways at Sha Bei, and laughed so hard that tears almost flowed out. They wiped the corners of their eyes at the same time. !

Sha Bei had an embarrassing smile on his face: Impossible, director, you are absolutely mistaken! How could I only have 45 points?

The chief director directly held up his investigation report board and explained one by one: The identity of the victim is 10 points, the murder weapon is 10 points out of 20 points, the murderer's identity is 10 points out of 15 points, the murder motive is 5 points out of 15 points, and the crime process is 5 points. 20 points out of 20, and 20 points out of 5 points for other clues, so your total score is 45 points!

It's okay if you don't explain it, but once you explain it, everyone laughs even more.

Sha Bei bragged just now, saying that he must have guessed the whole process and reasons of the tragedy, and he still refused to admit that he had missed some clues. Who knows, because all the answers he wrote on the answer board were guesses, none of them were completely accurate. Yes, if you strictly deduct points, 45 points is really right.

Sha Bei was still protesting: I only get 10 points for the murder weapon? Everyone knows that he drank coffee to death. He had a heart attack, and there was fatal poison in the coffee, but I can't identify the specific ingredients of the poison on the spot, right?

Li Bi said lightly: The cause of death is explained on the tablet, and the chemical name of the fatal drug is inside. The coffee itself is not poisonous. Zhang Luren accidentally ingested it and caused cardiac arrest. It was another drug that caused sudden cardiac death.

He Jiong put his arms around Sha Bei's shoulders and laughed loudly: That's why you only scored 10 points!

Sha Bei was extremely embarrassed: What about the identity of the murderer? Isn't it this Xiao Ming? Why do I only get 10 out of 15?

Yang An said: It's Jia Xiaoming, not Xiao Ming! Brother Sha, the answer is 5 points for one word, and you only see two words, so 10 points!

Everyone laughed miserably. Jia Xiaoming's ID card was hidden in the pocket behind the body's buttocks. Li Ni didn't have the courage to look for this evidence, but she found all of Jia Xiaoming's information on the tablet. She just didn't guess the crime process correctly. Points are deducted on that.

Willing to admit defeat, the four of them were discussing the results enthusiastically and happily, but Sha Bei slumped on the seat, looking unloved, and a song sounded in his heart, which was the erhu solo Er Quan Ying The sad tune of Moon and other people talking happily made his whole world darken.

How embarrassing wow!

The director and screenwriters all laughed with muscle aches on their faces. In today's competition for the master of the school, the laughter was really good!

Sha Bei lost to He Jiong by a large margin, and even Yang An, who graduated from an ordinary university and did manual labor, was not as good as him. He still called himself Formosa, and was still a professional with a magnifying glass, a pipe in his mouth, and four veteran cadres in detective uniforms. The crushed life is getting darker, this scene is so funny! To be continued.

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