The King of Variety Entertainment

The third is to drill wood to make fire.

Yang An smiled and said: Adventure with Bell has already proved it. Let the guest dig wood for two hours and give him five minutes for the camera. The reputation of this session is extremely bad. Very few people like to watch this scene. They all have lighters!

The fourth, fishing and hunting.

Yang An laughed again: This is what I left from my jungle adventure...

The fifth……

Article 6...

After being killed one by one, Zhang Guoli's face turned black!

Yang An didn't deliberately refute Zhang Guoli's face, but now it's different from the past. If the thinking is not active and the brain is not big, the show will soon be disgusted by the audience.

You know, the audience has long been tricked by Yang An's many excellent variety shows, and they did it like Zhang Guoli, and they made a trip back to the prehistoric era. A group of people lived a life of ruthlessness, wearing animal skin clothes, eating raw meat, and looking for fruits ,Is this interesting? Does it look good? Even the first shot of a good start makes people lose interest. This show still wants to carry the banner of promoting traditional culture? Don't be silly, wash up and sleep!

Also, star abusers are not so cruel. It cannot be said that abuse is endless and bottomless. For example, if you find a star with a bigger temper, let him catch snakes but he dare not catch them, let him eat raw meat and refuse to eat, and be a slave He also refused to do physical work and punishment, and was furious during filming, which affected everyone's mood, and even turned against the director team, are you sure the audience really loves to watch this? Don't the audience feel awkward seeing these?

What is Yang An's most hated shot? A certain celebrity was dissatisfied with the arrangement of the producer, so he quarreled with the director, refusing, disagreeing, and not cooperating. Some TV programs like to release the scene where the star and the director are in a stalemate, and finally release the scene where the star submits. , He felt very upset when he saw it.

When I was filming Metamorphosis before, there was a incident where a problematic teenager went berserk and beat the director's assistant, but it was a minor with unhealthy physical and mental development, which is understandable.

In his current program, as long as a star dares to appear in this situation, all relevant pictures will be cut, and in the following all time, whether it is a follow-up vj or a big scene shot, basically there will be no Give that star a shot.

If you can't afford it, don't play it, this is the purpose of all Yang An's variety shows!

Seeing that all eight of his highlights on the whiteboard were marked out with a black pen by Yang An, and Yang An was still standing there watching him without speaking, Zhang Guoli must have felt uncomfortable.

He opened the notebook he had brought, and there were more than a dozen pages densely packed with words, all of which were his thoughts on this program, all of which were his painstaking efforts, but Yang An directly killed them all!

He was a little unconvinced: Then tell me, what do the audience like to watch?

Yang An smiled and looked around: Come on, audience, tell me what you want to see!

The meeting room instantly became active, and the group of screenwriters came prepared. Firefox was the first to say with a smile: It's not impossible to wear animal skins, but you must show more skin, and then the female guests must find a figure. Okay, it’s joking, humorous, and has a strong sense of artistry.”

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Zhang Guoli almost choked himself to death, looked at the other party in disbelief, then looked at Yang An, and found that Yang An smiled and nodded, agreeing!

Zhuang Yiran laughed: I like to see the comparison between before and after the time travel. For example, before the time travel, chatting is done with a mobile phone, and any corner of the earth can be connected instantly. But after the time travel, the communication basically depends on shouting and shouting. If you are dumb, you may not be able to communicate smoothly. In addition, carrier pigeons must be seen, and there are fast horses that are eight hundred miles away. These are things I have admired for a long time, but I have never seen them. I especially Want to see this.

Yang An continued to nod, and added: There is also saltpeter to cool down, replacing our air conditioner.

Zhuang Yiran became interested: There is also a comparison between riding a horse and riding a car. I am especially envious of the sergeant who charges on horseback!

Yang An said: It's better to ride a sedan chair than to ride a horse!

Zhang Guoli understood the excitement of what the two said. This is strongly strengthening the impression of time travel. How comfortable living in modern times is.

Traveling to ancient times, there is nothing left, and it is difficult to do anything. Only in this way can the audience be more impressed and cherish the convenience brought by modern industrial culture.

Qianchen said: Personally, I prefer an interesting story. What can a group of people do when they travel back in time? I like the book Five Hundred Wastes at Lingao. Five hundred people travel back to the Ming Dynasty in groups. It’s about the big event of fighting for world supremacy, and it’s very enjoyable to watch. Of course, we can’t arrange for fighting for world supremacy, but the guests have finally traveled back, and if they don’t complete any tasks, it won’t end well!”

Yang An nodded, and said to Zhang Guoli: A clear story line is very necessary in variety shows. Running Man and Dad are like this everywhere. In the end, the audience knows what the theme is, so it doesn’t look messy. If you travel to primitive society, I think primitive people really have no stories to tell except eating and sleeping, which will make the audience feel like headless chickens Same, blindly taking one step is one step.”

Guo Lei said: I like to watch relaxed time travel. The relaxed and happy style is the best, and there should be no scenes that are too abusive. Whether it is abusing celebrities or np, I will feel uncomfortable.

The only girl, Qingfei Yanjiao, smiled and said, I like to watch male and female stars p, if it can be a little dirty, it will be even better.

Except for Zhang Guoli, all the men present laughed.

Zhang Guoli wondered if he was really old. If he wanted to follow these screenwriters to do a historical show, he was a bit afraid to watch the style of painting!

To completely overthrow everything about him and accept new affairs immediately, Yang An knew that Zhang Guoli might not be able to accept it for a while.

He said: Mr. Zhang, I guess your plan is like this, go back to prehistoric civilization first, then go to Feng Shen Bang or the era of Yin, Shang and Zhou, and then go to the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms, see the four princes of the Warring States period, and experience the Qin army's conquest The world, and then Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing, we will go through them one by one in chronological order, and go through our five thousand years, right?

Zhang Guoli hummed: My original plan was indeed like this, but after hearing what you said just now, I think this plan can be completely overturned. Where do you plan to go for the first episode? Tang and Song Dynasties, or Ming and Qing Dynasties?

The first episode is to be lively, how can it attract the audience if it is not lively?

Yang An chuckled, and signaled Zhang Guoli to open the proposal in front of him: Look at the fourth page.

Zhang Guoli turned it over, looked at it at a glance, and was taken aback: Have you got the authorization?

Yang An nodded and let out a long sigh: Fortunately, I finally got it! So, our first crossing destination is this world of martial arts!

Zhang Guoli was dumbfounded. He felt that Yang An was too courageous, and now he was starting to have a headache. After returning, how could he tell the history professor of Peking University and the researcher of the Academy of Social Sciences about this matter, and let them talk about it in a fictional martial arts world? Perfect the various details and props in the real history in the world?

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Zhang Guoli returned to Zhongjing with a full harvest, and he admitted that he was brainwashed by Yang An.

When they got home, Deng Jie handed him a glass of warm water, helped him pack the suitcase, took out a change of clothes, and asked casually, How is the situation? Has the script been finalized yet?

Zhang Guoli lay on the sofa, stretched his arms comfortably, and let out a long sigh: I can be regarded as a young man who has seen what a new school of thinking is. There is really no one like him in variety shows. He is really hardworking and surprisingly courageous!

Deng Jie helped press Zhang Guoli's shoulder, and laughed: Hey, it sounds like you, director Zhang Guoli, still have a day to convince others?

Zhang Guoli took out his mobile phone from his pocket: Yes, of course. I don't need to worry about the script, but the casting is mine. Guess who they are!

Deng Jie also became interested: The biggest feature of Yang An's variety show is that there are many handsome men and beautiful women. The second is that there are many comedians. I guess there must be him!

He counts as one, he is 1 out of 51, that is, a special guest, and he only participates in the first theme.

There are still 5 regular guests, right? Deng Jie stopped massaging in her hand, looked at the cushion pattern on the sofa and thought for a while: Do you have Shabei?

Without Sha Bei, don't forget, this is the work of Dongfang Rising Company, how could it be possible to move all the people in Yang An's hands?

That's right!

Deng Jie said: Comedian...Feng Gang? No, no, no, he's too old, he's 60. Xiao Dongbei and Jin Dabao, both of them are Yang An's queen buffoons, so they definitely can't. By the way, Shen Teng!

Zhang Guoli smiled, and held up his phone to show her: He was the first thing I thought of. Look, the text message has been answered. Teacher Guoli, I am very interested in your variety show...Look, this typo Your Majesty!

Seeing this text message, Deng Jie covered her mouth and laughed like crazy. After a long time, she guessed again: Wu Yifan? Little fresh meat, so many young fans.

Zhang Guoli said: He's not thinking about it. For this kind of young idol, we'd better not touch it in this show. We're time-traveling, what is time-traveling? Going to ancient times to suffer! I have to find those unknown actors, the second-tier The third line is the best, Yang An's original words are, give them a chance, they can go all out!

Deng Jie nodded thoughtfully: That's true, but if it's second-tier or third-tier, I can't guess it. There are too many people. Does Yang An have a specific personality?

Zhang Guoli said: Yes, among the regular guests, if there are one man and one woman who are in charge of funny, well-behaved girls want one, men who don't have their own opinions want one doormat, one is Wanjinyou, Shen Teng is Wanjinyou, and the other four have not been decided.

Deng Jie suddenly remembered, and chuckled lightly: I know who to choose for the doormat who has no idea, it depends on whether you dare to find him!

Zhang Guoli also laughed. The couple have been married for many years and cooperated for many years. After saying this, they all understood, and said in unison: Wang Baoqiang!

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