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Chapter 700: Yue Yue is a big dirty turtle!

After lying on the rope for less than 5 seconds, Xiao Yueyue took the initiative to come down again.

The fat on his body is very thick, and swinging back and forth affects his balance. Although he didn't do somersaults again just now, his stomach can't hold it anymore, and the place where the precious clothes are padded still feels a pain!

This posture does not work, change it again!

Xiao Yueyue raised one foot first, stepped over the rope, and tightly crossed the rope with both hands, intending to lie on it.

No... no... ouch, ouch, my place... hiss...

I didn't expect that the balls between my legs would be strangled by the rope as soon as I got on the rope. If my precious balls were smashed before the recording of the show, it would be a big loss!

This won't work, that won't work, Xiao Yueyue is going crazy.

All the heroes were laughing, Huang Xiaolei patted him on the shoulder, laughingly telling him to admit defeat, Xiao Yueyue really had no choice but to turn to Yang An for help.

Yang An raised his hand to summon him, and taught him a few words of experience in his ears. Xiao Yueyue was overjoyed, and returned to the rope, first wrapped his right calf with the golden silk robe, and then stepped over the rope with his right leg , Wrapped the rope around the right foot and the right calf twice, so that his right leg was firmly bound together with the rope.

This is a good move!

Huang Xiaolei couldn't help but praise, and saw Xiao Yueyue struggling to support the rope with her right leg, grasping it with both hands, her body slightly tilted, successfully lifted off the ground, and hung on the rope.

Hurry up and offer incense to Zeng Shaoxia!

Zeng Shaoxia, you must hold on!

Mingjiao shouted one after another, Xiao Yueyue gritted his teeth, beads of sweat gradually appeared on his face, he still persisted, and when he saw the camera pointed at himself, he almost gritted his teeth and said: I must... Mediation... between the two parties... hatred... the master...revenge... when will it be...

Xiao Yueyue felt the burning pain in her leg, and it was probably worn out. There must be a place not protected by the golden silk treasure garment.

But he has come to this point, he must not give up easily, he is the protagonist, if he wants to win, sweating is nothing! What is bloodshed! In his heart is the brother of Mingjiao, and it is loyalty and benevolence that support his belief!

Turning the corner of his eyes, the assistant director raised the red flag. Xiao Yueyue's body softened, and he let out a suffocated breath. He collapsed and rolled off the rope.

Zeng Shaoxia lasted longer than Huang Nvxia, Zeng Shaoxia won!

The director announced the result and showed the timer to the camera, 70 seconds was enough to win.

Master Zeng is mighty!

Young hero is amazing!

Nice job!

Zeng Shaoxia! Zeng Shaoxia! Zeng Shaoxia!

Mingjiao cheered and shouted, Qi Qi shouted Zeng Aniu's name, and Xiao Yueyue, who had poor legs and feet, was moved in his heart. He felt that it was worthwhile for him to do so. Unknowingly, he assumed the role of Zhang Wuji , sinking into the plot with heart, these people are no longer extras, but real Mingjiao brothers.

Huang Xiaolei clasped her fists: I'm so convinced!

Xiao Yueyue clasped her fists, then waved her away: Young lady, go back and teach your husband and children. Why do you fight when you come out?

Huang Xiaolei laughed and returned to the Emei faction. In this battle, the Emei faction lost a round first.

The Shaolin faction is willing to learn Zeng Shaoxia's martial arts skills!

It was Wang Baoqiang's turn to perform tasks. The tasks listed by the director team were all fair. Winning or losing really depends on strength.

Yang An borrowed plaster for the scratches from his assistant, and helped Xiao Yueyue apply a little. Xiao Yueyue felt much more relaxed, and clasped his fists at Wang Baoqiang: May I ask the great monk's Dharma name?

My old monk's name is Yuanbao!

Wang Baoqiang was so hot that he couldn't stand it. After giving his name, he waved his hand and threw the cassock aside. He got up naked, and the breeze blew, making him feel much cooler.

Xiao Yueyue thought it was a provocation, and took a step back in fright: Monk Yuantong, how do you plan to compare?

Wang Baoqiang said: Let's compare our internal strength! Also, I am Yuanbao, and Yuantong is my junior brother.

Xiao Yueyue was dumbfounded: Monk Yuanbao, are you right? Do you have internal strength?

Yang An next to him reminded: Young Xia Zeng,

Shaolin School has the Nine Suns Divine Art, although it is not a complete version, but it is also the supreme inner strength method!

Xiao Yueyue was reminded, yes, he is Zhang Wuji, what he obtained is the full version of Nine Suns Divine Art, and the one from Shaolin Temple is the incomplete version, who is more powerful can be distinguished at a glance.

The production team sent props, and one person held a large block of ice bricks. No external force was allowed, such as smashing, throwing, throwing, etc., and they could only be melted with the body. Whoever melts first will prove that his inner strength will be deeper.

Of course the one in summer is more comfortable than this, both of them are willing!

Wang Baoqiang didn't put on his shirt, so he took ice cubes and smeared it on his body, as if taking a bath with soap.

Xiao Yueyue is well-behaved. He has a lot of flesh on his body. I put ice cubes under his armpits and between his waist and abdomen. He feels a cool feeling. The contented look on his face made everyone watching around giggle. straight smile.

While rubbing, Xiao Yueyue still didn't forget to hit the opponent: Master Yuantong, where are you taking a bath?

Wang Baoqiang snorted, Do you care if I take a bath or not?

Xiao Yueyue laughed: Look at you, the black mud has been washed off, hurry up and rub it!

Wang Baoqiang was really obedient, he rubbed his waist, and a little bit of mud pellet fell out, he still twisted it, looked in front of his eyes, misplaced his fingers, flicked hard, whoosh!

Are you disgusting!

Xiao Yueyue dodged this hidden weapon and cursed loudly, but Wang Baoqiang laughed and didn't explain.

This is an ice brick, not soap, and it's too ugly to do it like this. The camera was facing it, and Wang Baoqiang finally stopped rubbing his body and put his face against the ice brick, humming happily.

Xiao Yueyue was a little irritable: Can I eat?

There is only laughter all around, and no one says it can't be eaten, so it can be eaten!

Xiao Yueyue first rubbed it quickly with his hands to remove some dust that might be there, and then put it in his mouth to bite.

Crack!

Bite off a small corner, but it's not enough, it's too hard to bite!

Moreover, after Wang Baoqiang washed his face and arms, the ground was wet, and there was misty water vapor around him. It seemed to melt faster, which showed that his internal strength was deep, and Xiao Yueyue couldn't lose!

Unable to figure it out, Xiao Yueyue looked at Yang An again for help, and Yang An laughed: Zeng Shaoxia, first of all, you should stand in the sun!

Xiao Yueyue suddenly realized that she was hiding in the shade because she was afraid of the heat, isn't she stupid!

He switched to the sunlight, looked at Yang An again, and waited for Yang An to say next.

Yang An spoke again, chuckling: Secondly...

Secondly, he didn't know what it was, but he looked at Xiao Yueyue's waist and abdomen with his eyes. He wanted to remind you to wrap the ice brick in your clothes, squat down and hug it, and try to let the ice brick be surrounded by you in all directions. covered with skin so that it melts quickly.

Xiao Yueyue was a little dazed, the expression on his face was very strange, he was confused at first, then thought of something, his eyes widened in disbelief, and finally he suddenly realized, showing a resolute look of determination.

For the Mingjiao, I, Zeng Aniu, will go all out!

With a tragic oath, Xiao Yueyue stood in the sun and unbuttoned his belt in front of the crowd.

All the girls onlookers exclaimed, covered their eyes, blushed, and didn't dare to look any more.

The men also gave out loud cheers, laughed and applauded loudly.

Xiao Yueyue stuffed the ice brick into a certain place, clamped it between his legs, covered it, squatted down, his mouth became O-shaped from the cold, and rolled his eyes upwards, with a cool and crooked expression.

Yang An was dumbfounded, he definitely didn't mean it like that, and this scene must not be shown on TV for the audience to watch, this shit will definitely ruin the three views!

He hurriedly shouted: Boy surnamed Zeng, I asked you to cover it in my arms, not to put it there, but to pinch this part!

The audience was laughing all over the place, screaming, Xiao Yueyue realized that he had caused trouble, so he stood up quickly, laughing so embarrassingly: Sorry, I'm sorry, I'll just take it out and repeat it. Shoot, I'm sorry big brother, wait for me to take a good pose and take another shot!

Fortunately, this is a recorded program. If it was broadcast live, Xiao Yueyue would definitely be scolded by the netizens as a big dirty turtle and become a big change!

Wang Baoqiang is really laughing, he just uses ice cubes as soap to take a bath, but Xiao Yueyue, the Lich King, is even more disgusting. When he saw Xiao Yueyue taking out ice bricks from his crotch, he laughed so hard that his whole body trembled , Soap, ah, it’s an ice cube, it flew out with a chirp, rolled a few times on the mud floor, slid a long way, and landed right in front of Xiao Yueyue.

Wang Baoqiang trotted a few steps quickly, knelt down to pick up soap, and Xiao Yueyue shouted loudly: Come on, Master Yuanbao is going to pick up soap!

The people around hadn't recovered from Xiao Yueyue's joke just now, and they were overwhelmed by this sentence again.

Wang Baoqiang was so frightened that he quickly stood up straight without picking up the soap, his smiling face turned into a crying face, and he looked at Xiao Yueyue resentfully: What do you mean?

Xiao Yueyue had already put his own ice cubes on his belly, squatted down to cover the heat, and stretched out a hand, pointing to the ice cubes covered with a layer of dust on the ground in front of him, shouting: Master Yuanbao, don't play tricks! Skin! I said you can’t rely on external force, if you want to do this, it’s a foul!”

Wang Baoqiang squatted down again and reached out to pick it up.

Picking up the soap!

Xiao Yueyue shouted loudly, and Wang Baoqiang was so angry that he grabbed the ice and fled quickly.

The actors at the scene probably laughed longer today than in a year, especially the Mingjiao people behind Yang An, who were so imposing, they laughed and waved their fists collectively to cheer.

Wang Baoqiang was really crazy. The remaining ice cubes were not big, but there was dust on them. He put them on his body and scrubbed them, but he always felt dirty. He was so troubled by Xiao Yueyue just now, and time was delayed. He didn't know if he could win or not!

Ahhh!

Wang Baoqiang rubbed his hands desperately. After rubbing off the ashes, he began to wipe his body and take a bath. Xiao Yueyue squatted there uncomfortable, and he also stood up. The ice brick in his hand turned into a popsicle. Popsicles get smaller and smaller and become ice bars.

Crack!

Xiao Yueyue bit off one piece, chewed it twice, and bit off another piece.

Wang Baoqiang saw that something was wrong, and he didn't have much left, so he tried to bite, but it was a little thicker, and he didn't bite it off.

The two were red-eyed and competed for the final speed. After Xiao Yueyue bit off everything, his mouth was stuffed with ice cubes, and he raised his hand while whimpering, Five...seven...it's over! Heh

In the summer, when he opened his mouth and spit out white mist, Xiao Yueyue was really desperate.

Wang Baoqiang couldn't eat a piece of food left, he could only watch helplessly as the director announced: Zeng Shaoxia wins! To be continued. ...For those who read books, you can search for Blue Book Bar, and you can find this site in the first time.

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