The King of Variety Entertainment

Li Yue complained: Yang An, tell me the truth, who are all the contestants today? I was in the lobby when I checked in. After I saw Baoling and Kungfu, I almost didn't want to say anything!

Cao Xiaobao also nodded: It's too much pressure, Brother Yang, will we be PKed out in the first round?

Yang An waved his hand and said firmly: I promise, we will never be PKed out in the first round!

The two were relieved now, and Li Yue and Cao Xiaobao winked: Let me just say, it would be a shame if the host died on stage in the first episode! Yang An must have greeted the vote counting staff.

Yang Andao: I didn't say hello to the staff. What I mean is that the last one will be eliminated after the total number of votes in the two episodes. Therefore, we can last at least two episodes!

The smiles of the two froze in an instant, and Qi Qi pushed Yang An's chest: Who is making fun of you? Is it interesting?

Yang An hurriedly begged for mercy: Okay, okay, don't be funny. Let me reveal something, they have four groups of people, and they invited me to interact during the performance, so as long as we draw a good lottery, the moment I come on stage, I guarantee that the entire audience will burst into cheers! So, no matter how good their performance is, they are still building momentum for me, and I don’t believe I won’t make it to the third round!”

Look at how promising you are! Just want to last until the third period?

You are the chief director, producer, and host. Are you embarrassed if you don't take the first place?

Brother Yang, let me tell you, those old guys in the cross talk world have been grinding their knives for a month, and they are all waiting to watch our show and watch the jokes of the cross talk actors. Their verbal criticism!

Yang An was the most helpless about this point, but he decided to stand up and talk about cross talk, so he was mentally prepared to be criticized by others, and someone had to come forward to do this.

At 6 o'clock in the evening, the audience began to line up to enter the arena.

Blue Ocean Satellite TV invited 500 viewers, divided into 20 generations (20-30 years old, the same below), 30 generations, and 40 generations. This is to count the preferences of audiences of different age groups and adjust the follow-up replacement team for the program group when providing reference.

Thirty of them are young people selected from the local art colleges in Lanhai. They are all handsome men and beautiful women. These people are the most photogenic group in the audience, which can increase the average appearance of the audience.

The other 350 people were recruited from Blue Ocean Morning Post, Blue Ocean Metropolis Daily, Huangyi.com, Blue Ocean Net and many other media. It has been hyped for nearly a month, and the audience can't wait to watch this new program. .

The rest of the seats are given to the media and the entertainment industry. These audiences are added as insurance. They are good at interacting with actors, booing, whistling, cooperating, and making jokes.

On the surface, the 500 public judges are fair and independent natural persons, but at least one-third of them are controlled by Blue Ocean Satellite TV. If Yang An is unable to control the field, or to the extent that he must manipulate the results of the competition, these judges You will get hints and engage in black box operations.

Of course, Yang An didn't want to be reduced to the point of manipulating the results of the game. Blue Ocean Satellite TV did this just to be on the safe side and to make a preventive plan. After all, this is the first issue of Happy Comedian, and it can only succeed, not fail!

The closer to the recording time, the more tense the atmosphere in the various rooms of the lounge area.

Yang An took the photographer and knocked on the door one by one, and first went to the room of the laughing brothers: Come on, draw lots for the order of entry!

Ma Xin was recommended by other people, grabbed one from the transparent ball box held by the hostess, unscrewed it, and said, No. 3!

This position is a bit embarrassing!

No. 3 is in the middle, and everyone doesn't like this point very much. If the first two groups perform extremely well, then their pressure will become infinite.

Yang Andao: Because Xiaobei turned over your cards, number 3 is their order,

And your order, I will tell you later!

Everyone wailed for a while: What? You still have to suffer!

Yang An left the room with a smile: You guys have a good rest!

The second group was looking for Xiao Dongbei and the others. Jin Dabao insisted on drawing lots by himself. Looking at this dark-skinned guy, Yang An joked, Dabao, didn't anyone say you have black hands?

I'm all black!

Jin Dabao bared his teeth, stretched out his hands and stirred for a long time before taking out a ball: No. 1! My god! I'm going to cry...it's No. 1!

Xiaodongbei reacted quickly: Are we going to change numbers with Brother Laughter?

Yang An smiled and said: That's right, they drew No. 3. Dabao, I can assure you that you won't be able to leave here alive today. The laughing brothers must hate you to death. Number 1 was drawn!

Jin Dabao was about to cry, he kept rubbing his hands, and bowed to the camera again and again: I'm sorry, brothers who love to laugh, my nickname is Jin Dahei...

Next, Zhen Ling got No. 5, Kungfu got No. 2, and Li Yue got No. 4. According to the replacement rules and sequence, first Kungfu and Li Yue swapped, then Li Yue and Zhen Ling swapped, so Lin Yunshe was lucky. Ranked 5th.

The last No. 6, Zhou Jinci, seems to be the luckiest, no one is robbing him.

All this seems very fair, but in reality?

Yang An designed a rule of forced exchange, just to make it easier for him to control the sequence of performances and adjust the playback process. For example, he himself cannot be the first to appear on stage.

Of course, he can also cheat and leave a more favorable position for the players who want to be praised and the weak players, because he knows which ball is which number, and Li Yue is his own, so he can completely enter the game through post-recording during the day. During the field scene, he deliberately chooses the person who is more beneficial to him in the lottery, and forcibly exchanges numbers with the other party, so as to achieve his goal.

Fortunately, today's lottery order is not bad, no cheating is needed, the order of appearance is Laughter Brothers, Baoling, Xiaodongbei, Kungfu, Lin Yunshe, Zhou Jinci.

Five minutes before the opening, Yang An was wearing a black evening gown, a monitor headset, and a cue card, waiting for the makeup artist to make the final touch-ups on him.

The players in the six lounges were basically staring at the surveillance TV in the room, guessing what kind of opening this would be.

Duan Haishan issued an order in the monitoring system, and the employees of various types of work were ready. After the countdown, the lights of the studio gradually turned on.

Yang An walked out to the sound of music and walked up an arc-shaped stage passage. There were cheering audiences in front of him and behind him. The lights gradually shone on him. The first season of Happy Comedian officially started!

All 500 spectators stood together and gave Yang An the warmest applause and cheers, which lasted for a long time!

Yang An was all smiles, looked around, and leaned slightly to express his gratitude.

He is really handsome today, the makeup artist changed his hairstyle, made him look a little more mature, and turned him into a wise, gentle, self-cultivated, connotative host.

The shortest distance between the audience of Happy Comedian and the host is no more than 1 meter. This is probably the first TV program in the world. Many people are fans of Jianghu Joke and they all come for Yang An's new show. Interacting with his idol at such a close distance, many people's enthusiasm was ignited, and even some female fans wanted to rush up and hug Yang An!

After a while, Yang An finally spoke: Good evening, everyone, I'm Yang An!

Oh oh oh!

The audience responded enthusiastically, applauding and cheering again.

Yang An said: Yang An's solo variety show is about to start!

Ha ha ha ha……

call...

After the audience laughed and booed, they immediately let out a familiar booing sound. This is a habit passed down from Joker and Lake Talk, and it is Yang An's personal way of cheering. The louder the booing sound, the more the audience loves him!

It is still a familiar taste and a familiar way of hosting. After more than a month, Yang An finally stood on the stage of a variety show again, which made many people feel emotional.

Yang An said with a smile: Tonight, the nearly two-hour performance time is too long, and I will also be exhausted. Everyone should know that I held a solo concert at the Workers' Stadium in Zhongjing with 60,000 people a month ago. Because I was worried about my physical strength, I specially invited Red Wolf, Mo Wen, and Lu Xun to sing a few songs interspersed...

call...

The audience almost went crazy with laughter, and after booing, someone booed and shouted loudly: Shameless~

The smile on Yang An's face froze instantly, and the audience thought he was angry, but Yang An suddenly twitched, pointed at the buddy and said, Why are you talking about it? I hate it~

boom!

Most of the audience burst out laughing, this Yang An is even cheaper than in Mirror House!

After such an interruption, Yang An seemed to have forgotten his words, and asked the audience: Where did I just say?

The female audience closest to him screamed excitedly: You're exhausted!

Yang An nodded: Yes, I'm exhausted...

Suddenly he took a small step back, looked at the female audience in surprise, his eyes were wide open, his face was full of embarrassment, and he said hurriedly in a low voice: Why are you talking about it? You hate it too~

Ha ha ha ha!

There was a male audience who understood in seconds and laughed wildly.

Those who reacted a little slower were reminded, and laughed along with them. Gradually, the studio was full of boos and laughter. A large part of the female audience didn't understand the point of the joke, but after being reminded by some old men, all of them Blushing, the female audience even had Xia Fei's cheeks, but still full of courage, she stared at Yang An provocatively.

Yang An returned to his normal expression and said: Today is really my personal variety show. What I just said is a stand-up comic. I hope you like it. But I just said that the cross talk is too monotonous. I will invite other people to come on stage in the middle, interspersed Perform a few skits, dance a few dances, sing a few songs and so on.

call...

The audience booed again, and the big brother who booed just now was still excited: Swing together!

Ha ha ha ha……

The audience burst into laughter!

Today's show has really become Yang An's personal variety show. Yang An pointed in that direction, pretending to be serious, and warned: Brother, don't make trouble, this is a serious show... Press the card and read it... Welcome everyone to watch Blue Ocean TV's Happy Comedian!

Thunderous applause!

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