The King of Variety Entertainment
Chapter 737 Extremely Stupid
At 7 o'clock in the evening, Sha Bei and Huang Bo dragged their tired bodies back from the university city. The two had a luxury for the first time today. They took a taxi. It was raining outside the car, and the windows were foggy. , the two of them didn't care to watch Hongfeng's night scene at all, and one of them was reconciling accounts with a small notebook!
At 5:30, you delivered 12 boxes to the boys from Building No. 3, and 4 boxes from Building No. 7...
Building No. 7, I obviously sent 8 boxes!
The order for building No. 7 at 5:30 didn't have 8 boxes, you must remember it wrong!
How could I remember wrongly? I sent several copies at what time, and I wrote them all down in my notebook!
The two argued all the way to share the bill, and the taxi driver couldn't stop laughing, thinking that both of you are big stars with an annual salary of tens of millions, and you are still fighting for a few dollars, can you lose your share?
In order to win the game, Huang Bo really worked hard. He and Sun Honglei did Huahua massage at 4:30, and he divided 2600, while Sha Bei's income in the afternoon was only 50 yuan. Huang Bo went to Sha Bei to help, and within 10 minutes After finding out the details of Sha Bei, he was overjoyed, knowing that he and Sha Bei had the power to fight!
Sha Bei sent a meal with a profit of 5 yuan. Huang Bo came to help, but Sha Bei was only willing to give 1 yuan. Huang Bo disagreed and asked for 2 yuan. In addition, Huang Bo's previous deposit was quite considerable, so it was not until the final deadline. Every now and then, it's really hard to tell who will win the game. Even if it's a box lunch worth a few dollars, the gap between entering and exiting will be huge!
At 7:30 in the evening, the entrance of the Anran Grand Theater was brightly lit. Six guests came back one after another. Everyone’s pockets were bulging. The start-up capital of 100 yuan was multiplied by them within 12 hours. income.
Of course, basically everyone violated the rules. They didn’t use their status as an artist to directly ask fans for money, but they used their status as an artist to raise the price and service fees. The core idea is the same. Effect.
But first, this is an entertainment program. Stars are born with advantages over ordinary people. Second, this is an extreme challenge. When did you hear that extreme challenges must follow the rules of the game? This point of view should be instilled in the audience from the first episode, no matter what the guests do in the future, the audience will only laugh, and they like to see stars breaking the rules.
Sha Yi was the first one to go home. He ran in in the rain, and his coat was almost completely wet. He made pancakes and fruits for a day and harvested a lot, but the wind and rain plus standing for more than ten hours, the whole The man's face was bloodless, and the production team handed him a bowl of hot ginger tea. After drinking it, he was full of white gas, and he became more energetic.
Not long after, Zhang Yixing appeared with an umbrella and said in surprise, Wow, why are you the only one, brother Sha Yi?
Sha Yi said: I basically have no business over there after dark, but I don't think I have anything to do anyway, so I just wait until 7 o'clock to come back, and I can earn a little more. Hey, Brother Honglei is back!
Sun Honglei didn't forget to play cool at night, wearing sunglasses, holding an umbrella on his shoulders like a gun, spun around a few times, and walked over, quite stealing the spotlight, which attracted applause from Sha Yi and Zhang Yixing.
After everyone drank ginger tea, they all felt warm, eating the snacks prepared by the program group, and chatting with energy.
At this time, two figures appeared at the gate. Sha Bei and Huang Bo kept tugging and tugging at the gate before finally deciding on a plan for dividing up the spoils. The two of them delivered boxed lunches in the rain before, but they were all frozen like dogs, but their harvest should be The biggest one, the biggest reward, the biggest reward. Now that they are back, the smiles on their faces are the strongest, and they are full of ambition.
Sun Honglei said: Let me just say, the biggest boss will definitely appear last! Guess, will Yang An's income exceed 100 yuan?
I bet 100 yuan, and his total assets did not exceed 200 yuan!
I bet 50 cents, his total assets are below 50 yuan!
Several people were joking, only Zhang Yixing told the truth: When we broke up at noon, Brother Yang's total assets were 150 yuan. I know that he must be more profitable than me. I suspect that his total assets now exceed 1,000 yuan!
Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay,
They patted the table one after another: Sure enough, he is the most cunning!
The old driver is like this, the efficiency is too high!
Yo, he's back!
Just as he was talking, Yang An opened the door and came in, raised his hand to look at his watch, and said with a smile, You guys are too active, it's only 7:50, I'm not late, why are you looking at me like this?
Everyone clamored: Quickly tell me, how much money did you earn?
Old driver Yang An would not be honest, he shrugged: I will count at 8 o'clock, I will drink a bowl of ginger tea to drive away the cold first!
At 8 o'clock, after everyone handed in their money, they sat in a row again. Guo Hongyang announced the result and made a summary: Everyone worked hard today, and it was windy and rainy outside. On behalf of the production team that was on the verge of bankruptcy, I thank you. Thank you everyone!
Everyone waved their hands one after another, too lazy to listen to such nonsense, and turned their noses angrily: Cut! Don't do this!
Quickly announce the result, I'm going back to take a hot bath!
Today was really tricked by you!
Guo Hongyang laughed, and the staff behind him also smiled endlessly. In fact, it is said that it is hard work, the artists are hard work, so don't their staff work hard? It's raining outside, and every follow-up group is freezing enough, artists can use umbrellas, VJs don't even have the ability to protect themselves, they follow with cameras, they can only wear raincoats, and no one helps them when they get wet busy.
But everyone is doing it willingly for work. Joining the extreme challenge program group is fate!
Guo Hongyang said: Announce the result immediately, but first, please each of you sum up today's experience and feelings in one sentence, and say what you most want to say to the audience. Yixing, you come first!
The youngest, Zhang Yixing, was called out, grabbed his hair, and thought for a long time before saying, I want to tell my mother to save her some money in the future.
Hahaha
The audience laughed loudly, and everyone applauded. Huang Bo patted him on the shoulder and said, Yixing, you are still young, and you finally know that making money is not easy, right?
Zhang Yixing nodded: I'm exhausted. I took the subway for four or five hours today to make a little money. It's not easy to make money.
Yang An said: It's not bad if you can make money. Let's go to Yangcheng, Sichuan, somewhere in Shanghai, leave you there alone, and you can live a prosperous life. That's enough.
Everyone nodded in agreement with this point of view, Zhang Yixing said: I have confidence in this, I learned a lot today.
Guo Hongyang continued to roll the roll: Sha Yi.
Sha Yi had just received Yang An's secret biography, and knew that this was an excellent opportunity to show himself. He said: I am doing a small business that many people may disdain to do. I sold pancakes and fruits for a day. My biggest feeling is that I am lazy. Talent will starve to death, hard work will make you rich, no matter what industry you are in, as long as you work hard, you will surely survive!
Well said, work hard and get rich!
Everyone applauded one after another. This is the most correct truth, and it has never been missed since ancient times.
It was Sha Bei's turn to be called, and he said: My feeling is only four words, it's good to be alive!
Everyone wanted to laugh at first, but they stopped laughing after a few chuckles. They all stood up, bent down, shook hands with Sha Bei, encouraged him, and Sha Bei kept bowing to express his gratitude. Finally, he thanked the production team: Thank you everyone for your support. My concern, the doctor has checked, there is no serious problem, and there is no sequelae, I will go to the police station after the recording of the show, and the matter will be properly resolved!
Properly solve that is to say, you can judge as you want. This afternoon, the director of the Hongfeng City Public Security Bureau personally approached the production team and said that he will strictly investigate and supervise the case. When the program is broadcast, it will be carefully edited and presented to the audience. We restore the case.
It was Huang Bo's turn, he first looked at Sun Honglei with a giggle, and said, Can I share two thoughts?
Sun Honglei smiled and warned him: Huang Bo, if you dare to run on me, we will be friends from now on!
Huang Bo immediately changed his words: Okay, then I only have one thought.
The audience roared with laughter, the other four laughed and applauded, and gave Huang Bo a thumbs up: Brother Huang Bo, you are a real man, dare to speak and act!
I admire you!
Sun Honglei had nothing to say, and immediately said: I also have two thoughts.
Huang Bo reacted very quickly: Then you say it first, and say both.
Sun Honglei choked, and said aggrievedly: You don't play cards according to the routine? Why don't you learn from me?
I imitated you? You actually asked me to imitate you? Look at your IQ... Huang Bo himself fell down laughing. The others patted the table and were killed by these two people.
Yang An pointed at Sun Honglei and shook his head: Just this reaction speed, the limit is so stupid, let me tell you Brother Honglei, you were played like this by Huang Bo today, you have to be careful in all future programs, play scheming and conspiracy, You must be no match for Huang Bo!
Sun Honglei was embarrassed. He didn't like to use his brain very much. When he encountered a problem, he would never think if he could solve it violently. He definitely couldn't play against Huang Bo and the others.
Huang Bo said: My feeling is that it is always right to learn more crafts while you are young. Today I made a lot of money from my hobby of painting, which is not my main business. If I don't paint, I can still sing, dance, and take pictures, and I won’t starve to death anyway, it’s true that young people should learn more.”
Everyone applauds together. This is also a heartfelt message and a good suggestion for young audiences. Combining with Huang Bo's experience today, it will definitely touch the audience deeply.
Sun Honglei said: My feeling...
There are two! Huang Bo interrupted quickly, making everyone laugh again.
Sun Honglei waved his hand: You don't hurt! I just have a feeling, I won't talk about the feeling of scolding Huang Bo. I want to say, you must find a good industry and a job with development potential, don't look for a shoe shine like Huang Bo It’s okay to polish shoes and get enough food and clothing, but it’s definitely not the first choice for young people with dreams......For those who read books, you can search for Blue Book Bar to find this site in the first place oh.
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