The King of Variety Entertainment

Seeing that Tang Baoer and Zhen Ling were also interacting with Yang An five minutes ago, Jin Dabao said angrily, What happened! It seems that the six groups of contestants probably wanted to go together today, and they all hoped to interact with Yang An. To please the audience jury! Beizi, shall we interact with Yang An later?

Xiao Dongbei also had a headache, and the team around him were waiting for him to make a decision, but he finally said resolutely: It's too late for us to change it now, let's perform according to the original plan!

Jin Dabao was helpless: The third position is really not good, the Laughing Brothers are actually lucky!

Indeed, the first time Laughter Brothers interacted with Yang An was a surprise.

The second interaction between Bao Ling and Yang An was quite interesting.

But if all the teams interact with Yang An, it will be boring for the audience. Xiao Dongbei, who ranks third, still does this, and some people will laugh at him and follow suit.

Xiao Dongbei said solemnly: This is the first match, and I can smell the bloody smell of fighting! Brothers, if you don't want to lose, cheer me up.

Everyone formed a circle and folded their hands together: One, two, three, come on!

Strength is the last word. The Northeast Folk Art Troupe has been astounding the world for decades. Their background is not in vain. From the first scene when they came on stage, the audience began to laugh.

On the stage, Xiao Dongbei and Jin Dabao competed with superpowers. Xiao Dongbei can knock down a person with a snap of his fingers, and he can chop down an enemy five meters away with a single swing of a hand knife in the air.

And Jin Dabao was ten meters away, raised his right hand high, pinched the void, made a sound of oops, and fired at the side of the stage.

Yang An suddenly widened his eyes, pinched his neck with both hands, and struggled as if he was really pinched by Jin Dabao.

Jin Dabao became anxious, and shouted under his breath, Yang An, you're wrong! I'm pulling your beard, not choking your neck!

I'm going... The audience is laughing like crazy, is there such a special function? How did you rehearse beforehand, why don't you two be so funny!

Yang An was obviously taken aback, and shouted: It's not about choking the neck, I can also squeeze the beard!

After finishing speaking, he pinched his chin by himself and grinned in pain. How could he have a beard? This performance was too exaggerated.

Xiao Dongbei and Jin Dabao are worthy of being one of the top comedy teams in China. Their popularity is not unfounded. When the performance ended, the audience stood up and gave them applause. Jin Dabao is also a person who loves to express himself. The audience interacted and drew a lot of votes.

The fourth-ranked Kungfu crew obviously figured this out. Yang An was called to the backstage urgently before the curtain call. The team leader Ji Weicheng said: I want to change the scene on the spot, and save the interaction with you for the next performance!

Yang An was a little worried: Uncle Ji, it's too dangerous to change the scene on the spot. There is indeed a little more interaction. The effect may not be very good, but it's better than screwing up the show!

Ji Weicheng said: Don't worry, this part is cut from the main drama, we've acted it thousands of times, well, it's time for us to do it.

This is the case with recording and broadcasting programs. It may take a long time to prepare for the backstage, but the audience is all qualified people, so it's okay to wait a little longer.

Yang An returned to the stage. In order to wait for the Kungfu team's scene arrangement behind the curtain, he started telling jokes with the audience to delay the time. Anyway, some words were destined to be cut, but he could say whatever he wanted on the spot. He even deliberately teased the one who said His exhausted female fan flushed her face with shame, and the other audience applauded, hoping that Yang An's words would be more serious.

A ready reminder came out from the monitor earphones, and Yang An officially returned, looked at the reminder card and said: The following group of contestants is a world-class Chinese comedy team. Their works have swept several famous European theater awards. Broadway charters special performances of their own shows,

Sound awesome? Applause please!

The audience cheered, this sounds very tall, world-class, sweeping Europe, Broadway special, who is this?

In China, because there is little publicity for the Kungfu team, the surnames of ordinary bosses are not clear, but in the opera and entertainment circles, the Laughter Brothers, Baoling, and Xiaodongbei know more, and they are all discussing in the rest area.

Kungfu! Definitely them!

It turned out to be them, the stage play performed by Chinese martial arts, it looks good now!

Tsk tsk, Comedian, I'm going. I just want to say to the organizing committee of Comedian, you are so good, you can even invite the world-renowned king of small theaters!

These three groups of people are full of admiration, but in fact they are very depressed.

Xiao Dongbei and Zhen Ling recalled the scene of Yang An's visit a month ago. At that time, Yang An said so well: The top comedy team in China will compete against each other. As long as you can win the championship, the little golden man is yours. It's yours, and the 100 million viewers in China will love you, and your status in the Chinese comedy circle will reach an unprecedented peak!

But after the show was recorded, they realized that things were not that simple. It was great to get the first place, but this little golden man is really hard to get!

Zhen Ling suddenly spoke surprisingly, and said in a low voice: Sister Bao'er, to be honest, I regret coming to this stage now.

Everyone in the room looked at her in surprise, Tang Baoer hurriedly persuaded: Ling'er, don't say that, it's best to keep your mind. Since we are participating, we must do our best and have a clear conscience!

Zhen Ling nodded, trying to suppress her sudden negative emotions, and continued watching TV.

On the stage, the red curtain slowly rises. This is a simple ancient room decoration, with grilled doors, eight immortals table, two rows of huanghuali chairs, the word loyalty written on the horizontal plaque in the hall, and dummy wooden stakes, knives and sticks beside it. weapon rack.

The lights in the hall were turned off, and the searchlights were aimed in the direction of Yang An backstage.

Yang An looked left and right, looked up and down, and muttered: Why is it me again...

Amid the laughter of the audience, he moved a few steps sideways. Fortunately, the searchlight moved to the other side and shone on a gray-haired old woman.

The old lady had white beard and hair, bent over, leaning on a dragon-headed cane, and wearing a loose white exercise suit, moving step by step, the steps were small, trembling, as if she would collapse in the wind.

Yang An instinctively took a step forward, intending to help him, but he stopped thinking that this might be a performance.

But the old lady had to step up several stairs. The first two stairs were slightly shorter, and the old lady struggled to climb them. The last one seemed to have exhausted all her strength. No matter how much she lifted her feet, she couldn't step on it.

Yang An walked over, bent down to help, and said, I'll help you, I'll help you.

As he spoke, he helped the old lady up the steps, and just as he let go, the old lady staggered and almost fell down. Yang An had no choice but to reach out to support her buttocks.

You...you...you take advantage of me!

The old lady hurriedly dodged Yang An's hand, and suddenly turned her head, her face full of shock and anger, she got angry at Yang An.

The audience roared with laughter, this is a donkey's liver and lungs made out of good intentions, Yang An actually touched the old lady's butt, the taste is too strong!

Yang An's hand touching someone's butt has no place to put it, he can't laugh or cry: I'm sorry, I... I didn't mean to...

It really wasn't his intention. This section was not part of the rehearsal of the previous program at all. How could he have known that such an incident would happen?

The old lady looked Yang An up and down, and her tone became gentle: Forget it, being touched by such a handsome young man proves that my charm is still there!

Ha ha ha ha……

The audience clapped their hands vigorously, and then booed Yang An. The old woman's voice gave him away. It was clearly played by a young man, deliberately to amuse the guests!

Yang An couldn't argue, couldn't laugh or cry, he could only raise his hands in convincing, and quietly exited the stage.

The old lady smiled and raised a display board at her feet, which said The wonderful show will start soon. The audience applauded, the cheerful music played, the lights on the stage shone, and the main actors of Kungfu officially appeared on the stage.

The inner door of the Loyalty hall opened, and the lights shone on. A secular Taoist priest with gray hair and fluttering white beard appeared, and the voice outside the stage introduced: Grandpa!

Although Grandpa looked old, he moved extremely quickly. He came to the center of the stage with a few light kung fu jumps, and performed a wonderful set of Tai Chi.

Then there was Dad, dressed in boxing suits, somersaulted all the way to the center of the stage, and punched a few moves of the North School Changquan.

Mother was wearing a loose women's martial arts skirt, and she was very heroic. Her kung fu was all on her legs, and Twelve Road Tan's leg kicks made the wind jittery.

The drunk uncle appeared with a wine jar in his hand, and after drinking the strong wine with his head up to the sky, he walked all the way to the middle of the Loyalty Hall with his drunken fists, but in the end he rolled on the ground with so much alcohol, causing the audience to laugh.

The skinny son is good at mantis boxing, and the beautiful and lovely daughter is Wing Chun. The whole family made an appearance, and the martial arts Kung Fu performance was exciting!

Although it took a few minutes to perform at the beginning, the audience all stood up and applauded. They thought it was worth it!

Yang An, who was on the side of the stage, also gave applause. He felt that all of this was too perfect. Comedy needs to be diverse. If happy comedians only blindly cater to the audience and make sketches, then it would be better to change the name to the Happy Sketch Competition.

The biggest weakness of the Kungfu crew is that their shows take a long time to perform, 10-15 minutes, and can only perform a small scene at most.

This is the case today. After the opening, the Loyalty Hall ushered in a mysterious guest, who is called Yiwu Huiyou.

According to the martial arts rules, the Kungfu family must go out to fight and compete with the guests.

Of course, the mantis boxing son lost to the guests. The drunken uncle made a lot of jokes. He fell and injured himself before going into battle.

Then there was the daughter, a beautiful little girl who came on the stage. Unexpectedly, the guest threw away the black-rimmed glasses, the old-fashioned mushroom head wig, and the gray cloth top, and turned out to be a muscular and handsome young man!

Amidst the cheers of the audience, the daughter shyly planned to discuss with the guests, but was stopped by the vigilant parents. Grandpa came forward and motioned the guests to stay and rest for a night, and the guests readily agreed.

At the end of the performance, the audience cheered and sent applause.

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