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Yang An and the others found two cars next to the dismantling workshop, one was an off-road vehicle of a few years ago, and the other was the oldest and earliest batch of Chery QQs that looked more than 10 years old. The old term describes it, and I don’t know if I can still go on the road now.

But seeing this year's annual inspection mark on the windshield of the right window, everyone gave a thumbs up, it's all right, cow!

The off-road vehicle cannot be opened, but this QQ is not locked!

The action-oriented Huang Bo took the initiative to open the door first, and deliberately got into the cab of QQ to take a look, and shouted in a muffled voice, There is still a car key inserted here!

He is not picky at all for such a broken car, and he noticed the center console and the miniature camera hidden at the bottom of the ab pillar. He knew what this meant, so he simply sat in the driver's seat and locked his car door , fasten your seat belt.

Seeing that something was wrong, the brothers outside all pulled the car door and squeezed inside.

This kind of small mini car can seat up to five people. In winter, when you wear a lot of clothes, it is just right for two people in the back row, but if you have three people, it feels crowded, and you can't even pull up the seat belt.

Everyone was laughing and joking, pulling me to grab a good position.

Zhang Yixing was agile and the fastest, the co-pilot was snatched by him, he closed the car door and locked it immediately, smiling complacently, a little sheep will bite when cornered.

Sha Bei opened the back row, and everyone got halfway in, but was pulled out by Sun Honglei by the collar.

Sun Honglei laughed and got in by himself, but unfortunately, Sha Yi and Yang An, who squeezed in from the car door over there, occupied the best position. It was pulled out by Sabei unceremoniously.

The car shook from side to side, creaking, like a car shaking.

Annoyed by several people, Huang Bo took a chance to reach back and pull the door forcefully. After closing the car door, he quickly pulled up the anti-theft bolt and locked the car door. , pull up the anti-theft bolt on the other side.

So, the whole world is quiet!

Hahahaha! Finally got rid of them both!

It's a lot of age, why squeeze with us!

Brother Hong Lei, Brother Yang, goodbye!

Seeing Sun Honglei and Yang An being locked outside, the four people in the car laughed, Sha Bei made a face on the rear window and stuck out his tongue, Sha Yi and Zhang Yixing smiled triumphantly, Huang Bo shook his head and said, How is it? Am I The reaction is fast? If we don't be tougher, no one will be able to get in this car today!

Sha Bei also kept laughing: Let's go! Go quickly, lest there be any trouble!

Huang Bo looked at Yang An and Sun Honglei who were standing in front of the hood blocking the road, and proudly shouted: Want to block the road? Haha!

Zizizi...

Zizizi...

After twisting the key several times in a row, it didn't even light up?

Sweat came out from Huang Bo's forehead, twisted for the third time, sizzling...

Is it out of gas?

There should be a little more!

Then why doesn't it ignite? Is the battery dead?

It's possible...or maybe there's something wrong with the ignition coil, who knows for such an old car!

Zizizi...

Huang Bo was still trying to light the ignition, and the other people in the car looked solemn, and they all shouted for refueling, but the two outside noticed something was wrong, looked at each other, stepped aside, and burst out laughing.

This reversal is too fast!

One second heaven, one second hell!

Hahaha! Can't light the fire!

For nothing!

Oh, I laughed so hard, pushed, squeezed, locked the car, ran away! Can't light the fire... Hahaha!

Brother Honglei, let's go, let's find other tools, this person, they don't suffer a little bit, they don't improve their memory, really, fighting over a broken car that can't ignite, tsk tsk!

Let's go, brother, let the four of them play by themselves today, anyway, the card is in my hand, let them do whatever they want, I'll see how far they can run!

Yang An and Sun Honglei hooked their shoulders together and left with a smile. The four people in the car were dumbfounded.

Except for Huang Bo who was still trying to light the ignition, the other three got out of the car quickly, followed Yang An and Sun Honglei and shouted: Brother, wait for me.

The alliance is so slack, and the cracking is so easy, the sensible ones hurry up and talk to the boss again, the rich are the real masters!

From the beginning of this episode to the present, Sun Honglei has enjoyed all the glory and wealth. He was praised in different ways by the editor and director team, and he was served comfortably by the younger brothers. He proudly said: Today is a day for me to feel proud!

After scrambling for QQ, everyone realized a problem. Although transportation is very important, money is more important. Without money, it is difficult to move an inch. If you have money, cover your face, take the bus with your head down, and sit in the last row. After sitting at the finish line, after a few round trips, we stayed up until night.

What is it like to drive, not to mention refueling, such a broken car is almost scrapped and still on the road, its appearance is too conspicuous, and it is easy to be checked by the traffic police. The six people just got excited when they saw the car, and some people habitually scrambled for it , By the way, trick your teammates, and the others will follow suit. After calming down and recognizing the facts, everyone will not be impulsive.

Yang An acted as Sun Honglei's first secretary, trying his best to block other people and not allow them to harass him at close range.

There are several stacks of discarded tires on the side of the road in the company's office area. Sun Honglei just found a suitable place to sit down and was very satisfied: Yang An, I named you the best younger brother! Come, give Brother Honglei a massage!

Yang An stood behind him with a smile, massaged his neck and cervical spine, and gave orders to the others: Why are you still standing there? Go find the car! Find the car, and obediently bring the keys here. If my elder brother is in a good mood, I will divide it between the three of you. Jujube, I'm in a bad mood, you don't even want to get a penny!

Sun Honglei laughed loudly: Oh, it really is the roundworm in my stomach, I will give you 50 cents later!

Ersha and Zhang Yixing were powerless to resist, so they could only continue looking for a car. Huang Bo, who came in a hurry, bent down to please him: Brother Honglei, there is something that I need to do when I'm young. Just tell me, I can do all the dirty work...

The emperor took turns to sit, the feng shui turned too fast, Sun Honglei and Yang An couldn't help laughing, Huang Bo would shine brightly if he was given some sunshine, he took the initiative to walk over, took Sun Honglei's arm, and said flatteringly: Brother Honglei, I Come squeeze your hand, loosen your bones

Sun Honglei hummed, closed his eyes slightly, and hummed from his nasal cavity: The focus is shaking!

While he was closing his eyes, Huang Bo grinned his teeth and made an evil look, but the strength of loosening the bones and pinching his hands was a little bit harder, and he flattered him: Uncle Sun, is this strength enough?

Sun Honglei hummed triumphantly: Easy!

Huang Bo relaxed again, aggrieved and said: Listen to your instructions!

Sun Honglei suddenly opened his eyes, couldn't help himself, burst out laughing, and said after a long time: Do you know what I want to do most at the moment? I really want to be like that big bad wolf and tell you to wear a hat!

Huang Bo laughed like he was crying: You are the eldest brother, it's up to you whether I wear a hat or not!

Yang An laughed so hard in the back, if there was no VJ beside him, Sun Honglei might have done such a thing, slapped you and said you should wear a hat, and then slapped you again you should wear a hat Not wearing a hat, there is nothing wrong with wanting to accuse him of crimes, it is hard to toss Huang Bo once, of course we must seize the opportunity to punish him!

The vehicle was still not found in the end, but Ersha came over with the battery and the battery clamp. Such accessories are everywhere in the factory, and the workers chose a usable one and lent them to them.

Maybe everyone has forgotten about Zhang Yixing. He slipped away by himself and dragged some workers to ask about it, but he borrowed a dilapidated scooter.

This looks like an electric car, but it burns gasoline. It is legally not allowed to enter the main urban area within the third ring road, but this is Jiangnan Industrial Zone, just outside the third ring road, and the workers also live nearby. Farmer's house, which is the daily commute, Zhang Yixing is going to ride to a nearby bus stop, and then change to escape.

With the help of the battery, the qq finally ignited successfully.

This time, Sun Honglei took the driver's seat, and the others sat obediently beside him. Zhang Yixing rode a scooter and followed the smoky QQ car, and slowly drove out of the recycling company.

Zhang Yixing really wanted to laugh. The car in front not only emitted black smoke and exhaust, but also had a bunch of small things under its rear anti-collision beam, including crackling empty soda cans and long ribbons. The buttocks are against the wall and you can't see the back. Now you can see the big wanted decal on the trunk at a glance, as if you are afraid that others will not notice it.

It's too shocking!

No, I will share the money later, I have to stay away, I will definitely be caught escaping with this group of unreliable guys. These people have too big a goal and are too dangerous. I always feel that some of their ideas are totally wrong. Unreliable.

Zhang Yixing said to himself, and decided to leave the main force. In the eyes of young people, jailbreaking is a technical job, and it is better to fight alone.

In the car, the crowded five people discussed where to go.

Money is a consensus. Everyone took a picture of the map. Knowing that the nearest ATM machine is on the main road of the industrial park, everyone took a certain risk to get here. This is the first time they have contacted outsiders after they walked out of Xinshou Village. .

Sun Honglei unbuckled his seat belt and said, For safety's sake, I'll go alone to withdraw the money.

Others of course disagreed: No! What if you take the money and run away?

Either go together, or no one will go!

Hey, why are you so inflexible? Five people get together to withdraw money, such an obvious big goal, isn't this asking for trouble? If the citizens see it, take a photo of you and upload it, won't we be exposed?

That's better than taking the money and running away alone!

The five people argued non-stop, from mutual distrust to trust, and found a balance between the two. The final result was that Yang An and Sun Honglei went down to withdraw money, and the remaining three waited in the car with the ignition on. Zhang Yixing rode the pedal Che is ready to arrest escaped people at any time, what is that sentence called? Yes, people don't care about loyalty, it depends on whether the bargaining chip of temptation is high enough. ...For those who read books, you can search for Blue Book Bar, and you can find this site in the first time.