The King of Variety Entertainment

As soon as the official program came up, the camera lens was fixed on Shen Hui's slippery leather shoes.

Seeing Shen Hui's embarrassment of slipping down and trying to shrink back, and hearing the director's nonsensical explanation outside the venue, the seven people in the living room laughed out loud in a minute.

It looks good! This show is novel! Everyone in the living room spoke highly of it.

On the TV, Shen Hui stood tremblingly in front of the bar, and the familiar pancake fruit music sounded, and he was instantly petrified, then fell down laughing, and slid down, the editor playfully added sound effects and cartoon expressions, Shen Hui Tears flowed.

Seeing this scene, the seven people in the living room just covered their stomachs with laughter, and the few who didn't laugh couldn't stop laughing, and laughed too.

The director shouted in time outside the venue: The entertainers and guests are laughing, this part is a reshoot!

remake...

remake...

remake...

The screen kept zooming in on Shen Hui's petrified face just now because of the extreme surprise, and the words NG were hit on the screen continuously.

Mu Jianmin smiled and coughed while pointing at the TV, his face turned purple and he couldn't speak a word.

The others couldn't stop laughing, watching Shen Hui standing in front of the bar for the second time, dancing to the music for the second time, supporting his body with difficulty with his arms, stepping on the beat of drums, with a suppressed smile on his face, feeling unspeakably uncomfortable The facial expression, it's so ridiculous.

After finally getting through this scene, Shen Hui wiped his sweat and returned to the bar and stood up. At the prompt of the director outside the venue, Yang An and another companion pushed the door in from above and sat at the highest small table.

Yang An said: Brother, this bar is very good, it has its own characteristics, the service is handsome, and it can dance!

Really? The big brother wearing sunglasses next to him pointed at Shen Hui: The waiter, come and have a look, let the uncle have fun!

Shen Hui's face turned black, and he was still dancing! I NGed three times just now, my legs are weak, okay!

In a burst of laughter, the big brother said again: Forget it, spare your life, I'm thirsty, hurry up and get some tea!

Pouring water is easier than dancing, Shen Hui mustered all his strength, and walked up the plate with difficulty, almost not falling, and the way he hurriedly grabbed the cup caused the audience to laugh again.

Yang An introduced again: Brother, in addition to the handsome service, there is also a resident singer named Liu Susu. She is beautiful and can sing well. Let's call her up to sing a song later.

The big brother scolded: Hey you waiter, what are you doing dawdling? Hurry up!

Sweat was dripping from Shen Hui's forehead, he finally approached, put the empty cup on the tablecloth in front of Yang An, picked up half a teapot of cold water, and kept apologizing to the two patrons: I'm sorry, I just delayed It's too slippery...

Suck!

The glass slid on the table, and the speed was getting faster and faster. Shen Hui couldn't laugh or cry. He was afraid that it would fall and break, so he could only hold the water glass with the other hand, but he could not hold the table with his own hands. The more you slide, the farther you get away from the desktop and the bar, you can't help yourself!

Yang An patted the table: Why are you leaving? I think my elder brother is ugly, so why not?

Fall, fall! Shen Hui slid further and further away, speaking insincerely, and the audience burst into laughter.

On a slope of 22.5 degrees, even the water in the cup was slanted. Shen Hui didn't get used to the pouring angle at first, so he sprinkled it on the tablecloth for the first time, which scared Yang An and the dragon, and immediately started bluffing.

What are you doing?

Do you still want to do business? Do you know who my elder brother is?

Believe it or not, I'll slash you? Don't think that because you look like Shen Hui in the movie Boys and Women, I don't have to beat you!

Brother, it's not Men's Joy and Women's Love, it's Men's Marriage!

A meaning!

Seeing that these two black-and-white elder brothers are simply here to make a joke,

The audience laughed, and Shen Hui apologized with a smiling face: Sorry, sorry, my feet are too slippery. If I knew it was like this, I wouldn't wear leather shoes today...

Seeing this, Mu Jianmin and his group burst out laughing, and the women laughed and said, The lead actor named Shen Hui is quite handsome. When Men Marry is released, I'm going to watch it.

Xiao Xianrou is handsome and has a good figure. I heard that this is based on a scene from a movie?

Anyway, that's what the online leaking post said, it's interesting!

After Shen Hui finally poured water for the guests, the off-site director came again: The guests want to listen to Liu Susu singing.

Yang An said: Is that Susu here today? Let her come up and sing a song for my elder brother.

Shen Hui said: Come here, Susu will be there soon.

Liu Susu came from the stage wearing a silk scarf. Mu Jianmin and several big men made oohs in unison, lowered their heads, looked at each other quietly, winked, and laughed.

This coquettish vixen, what kind of sleeveless vest and miniskirt is she wearing, with a seductive and seductive look on her face, which director arranged this outfit?

Hey, hey, look, she fell down on purpose, so much flesh was deliberately exposed under the skirt, and the safety pants were seen!

Hey! The photographer deliberately gave her a close-up shot, isn't it shameful?

Liu Ziji, shut up, why are you laughing, you are so happy when you see white thighs!

As soon as the wives saw Liu Susu come on stage, they immediately lowered their faces and started swearing.

The buddy named Liu Ziji was scolded by his wife, so he quickly put away his smile and flattered him: My wife, if you dress up like this, you will definitely be sexier than her. As long as you dress like this, I promise to sing every night. Morning!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! A few bad friends booed blindly and thumped Liu Ziji's shoulder.

Fuck! A dog can't spit out ivory! Get out of here! Liu Ziji's wife blushed. In front of so many friends, she was really embarrassed to scold her husband again.

Mu Jianmin quickly smoothed things over and said, Red Maple Satellite TV is good, this is the rhythm of killing both men and women!

Everyone talked and laughed, and continued to watch the show.

Yang An held up a large gold bar as a prop, and said loudly: My elder brother said, singing alone is not enough, you also need to dance, if you perform well, you will be rewarded!

Liu Susu made a ecstatic expression: It's such a big gold bar, brother, I can do whatever you want to hear!

Yang An walked up to his eldest brother and asked, then raised his eyebrows at Liu Susu, and said with a smile, Ten Pao... No, Shibachai!

Eighteen Hairpins is the theme song of a relatively famous costume TV series in the world, but what the hell is Shi Pa Mo? No one knows, but it doesn't sound like a high-end thing.

Ha ha ha ha……

The audience in the auditorium and in front of the TV all burst out laughing. This kind of joke is a funny type. The audience instantly imagined the funny scene, which left a deep impression on the audience.

The cool Liu Susu is really eye-catching, the camera never leaves her body, and her good figure can be seen at a glance.

Speaking of dancing, she can think of a way. Standing in the middle of a 22.5-degree slope, she clamps a microphone stand as thick as a steel pipe with her slender white legs, and twists and turns to show her graceful figure while talking to her mouth Singing in style, the chorus part of Eighteen Hairpins was released in the studio, which caused a chorus from the audience, and the audience applauded in unison.

gurgling...

If you listen carefully, you can definitely hear the sound of the male audience swallowing their saliva. Everyone secretly regrets that if Liu Susu does not dance Eighteen Hairpins, but supports the microphone stand to perform a powerful pole dance, just like this seductive appearance, Convex figure, miniskirt, big white legs, safety pants, this show is absolutely perfect, the ratings must be high!

Men marry women marry, Liu Susu, Shen Hui, these names are deeply imprinted in the minds of many viewers, impatient people have already taken out their mobile phones and searched online.

Yang An and Big Brother Actor sat on chairs the whole time, performing with ease. Their task was to tease the male and female guests as much as they wanted, stepping on Shen Hui, teasing Liu Susu, asking Liu Susu to pour wine for the two, and the two of them changed their ways to give Liu Su The soda reward made Liu Susu unable to support the table and had to slide down. In the end, the two of them started to touch her, which scared Liu Susu to shout for help.

Seeing Liu Mang rampant, Shen Hui couldn't help but want to take action. The plot of heroes saving the beauty will always be the main theme of society.

Yang An shouted angrily: What's the matter, is there someone who wants to be a hero? Let me see who dares to stand up today!

Shen Hui raised his chest: I dare to stand...

Suck!

Shen Yingxiong, who had just stood up, was slipped by the drink on the floor. He lay down on the ground and slid from Yang An's feet to the anti-collision strip at the bottom of the slope. The sliding track ran through the entire bar room.

There was a helpless wry smile on Shen Hui's face, and the mischievous subtitle gentleman jumped out in time: This hero is too hard to be!

Ha ha ha ha!

There was a burst of laughter at the scene, and many viewers wiped their tears from laughter. Is there any show that plays tricks on celebrities more ruthlessly than Slippery Jokes?

Then Yang An and the big brother stood up, and wanted to teach Shen Hui a memorable lesson, but unfortunately they both couldn't stand still, either you knocked me down, or I shoveled you down, causing everyone to laugh.

When the three big men were pushing down the slope, Liu Susu, who was standing on the top, couldn't hold on, and slid down slowly while screaming. At this moment, the cameraman gave three parallel slow-motion shots.

When the big brother in the suit sees a beautiful woman attacking him, his face shows a portrait of brother Zhu who is so fascinated, he squints his eyes and stretches out his arms to hug her.

Shen Hui moved the fastest, took a big step forward, and stretched out his arms, intending to catch Liu Susu in front of everyone. He is a hero, a gentleman, and a leading actor.

On the other hand, Yang An gritted his teeth and shot quickly. With his left hand, he grabbed the big brother's shoulder and pulled back. His arms were full of sweet jade, and the high-definition camera captured all his micro-expressions, showing the demeanor of a scheming man at a glance.

The screen is full of love. Yang An holds Liu Susu in his arms. The two look at each other affectionately, smiling and shy. After slow motion, all the romantic and warm special effects disappear, and the camera returns to normal. Yang An suddenly pushes Liu Susu away in embarrassment. : Sorry, Sorry, I stole the scene on impulse! Shen Hui is the leading actor!

Puff puff puff...

Liu Susu covered her mouth and turned around and laughed. Shen Hui, who was shot innocently, lay on the ground and sighed. The audience, even the staff laughed!

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