The King of Variety Entertainment
Chapter 84 Pinkeye!
Qiu Jiuling came to the lounge, and sure enough, seven or eight young disciples and apprentices were watching TV around, and even the sound of Qiu Jiuling coughing was deaf to his ears.
Hey! You are all lazy here! Li Baoqiang, the team leader, picked up the thick cloth strips and started beating people. This is the basic skill of martial arts in operas.
Qiu Jiuling stopped the team leader, looked at the disciples who were scurrying away, and shouted with a dark face: The front desk is performing! You don't want to follow suit, and you are hiding here to watch TV?
A clever boy quickly replied: Master, the main reason is that Happy Comedian is being broadcast live, and we also want to see how other people perform, looking for inspiration!
Yes, find inspiration! Find inspiration!
I heard that there are also cross talk contestants in this show. We want to see who has the ability to talk cross talk on TV.
The master said that only by taking the best from a hundred schools of thought can you master it well and make your burdens come at your fingertips...
The disciples scrambled to explain that Qiu Jiuling drove all the boys out and stayed alone to watch TV.
Blue Ocean Satellite TV's Happy Comedian is currently broadcasting the entrance of the contestants, and familiar faces from several spring evenings appear one after another.
Qiu Jiuling called his old partner Yu Shihong: Old Yu, where are you? That Happy Comedian has started, come here quickly, I'll wait for you in the group.
Yu Shihong was eating nearby and rushed over soon.
The skit program was being broadcast, and laughter came from the TV. The audience laughed and applauded continuously, but Qiu Jiuling's face was serious and his face was livid.
Yu Shihong asked: What's the matter, Lao Qiu, so serious?
Qiu Jiuling motioned him to watch TV, and said: Li Baoqiang said that today's attendance rate is less than 40%, less than half of the usual. He suspects that the audience is staying at home to watch this Happy Comedian.
Yu Shihong said: I don't believe that TV programs can have such a big attraction? I also said that it is Christmas that diverts customers!
Qiu Jiuling said: It's impossible to pull half of the Christmas diversion at once? What's more, it hasn't rained in the past few days, and our performance hasn't gone wrong. The attendance rate shouldn't drop so sharply. This is a cliff-like situation. There is definitely a reason for the avalanche!
As masters in the folk art world, both of them watched the performance with a critical eye.
After watching two complete skits in a row, by Baoling and the Northeast Folk Art Troupe, Yu Shihong frowned: The skit performances are not bad, and these two teams are also frequent guests of the Spring Festival Gala, but isn't the interaction between the hosts too frequent?
Qiu Jiuling nodded: That's right, the host steals the spotlight too much! But I suspect that this is because the show is deliberately positioned like this. They must want to create a comedy brand around Yang An, so it is only good for the host to steal the spotlight frequently. harm.
When the fifth group of players entered the field, their hearts sank.
Sure enough, it was exactly the same as the rumors in the circle these days. This group of contestants representing cross talk is Lin Yunshe, a small cross talk club in the south. The class leader Cao Shulin is a disciple of the late cross talk master Zhang Wenshun. The members of Lin Yun Club are still sub-level rookies. At this level, they dare to go on stage to represent cross talk? Don't be afraid of being scolded by your peers!
Seeing the mysterious man taking off his mask, the two looked at each other, and absurd thoughts appeared in their minds.
Qiu Jiuling shook his head: It's nonsense! Hosting sketches, producing cross talks, playing anything, you're all-powerful!
Yu Shihong also complained: There is a problem with the rules of this show! I can guarantee that after the first and second episodes, no new team will be willing to participate!
On the TV, Yang An started to talk about cross talk, the baggage, speech speed, movements, demeanor, every detail was presented in front of the eyes of the two masters.
Hmph, the words are too fast, and the rhythm is not good.
The words are too blunt! I can't tell you're turning over and over again, you're a layman!
The frequency of the burden shaking is not good!
Holding up and receiving conversations is not smooth,
There is a break!
Ha, a joker can still stutter, you can't even half learn how to sing!
The two talked to each other and took turns picking on each other for a few minutes. Although there were many faults, the strange thing was that the feedback from the audience was not bad, and the audience basically never stopped laughing.
Now things got serious. Although there were many flaws in the details of the ten-minute cross talk show, it was complete on the whole. This left Qiu Jiuling and Yu Shihong with nothing to say and no way to comment!
Yang An was being interviewed on TV, and he said: Although I haven't received professional cross talk training before, I have loved listening to cross talk since I was a child. I remember many classic jokes from ten or twenty years ago. This time on stage for the competition, a It has fulfilled my dream of talking about cross talk for many years. Secondly, comedians cannot live without cross talk on stage. No one is there, and I am the only one to replace it. I hope that the art of cross talk can become something that the public likes, just like ordinary people like it. Just like watching a movie, I hope that walking into a small theater and listening to cross talk will become an urban fashion.
The second question: You are the host, and you are participating in the competition. Are you worried that others will question the unfairness of this program?
Yang An replied: The eyes of the masses are discerning. If the cross talk I said is not good, no one will choose me even if I stand on the stage and act cute and coquettish. Please believe in the independence and impartiality of the 500 judges. They are all volunteers randomly recruited from the society. In the next episode, I will reduce the number of interactions with other contestants and accept the test again as a pure contestant! Of course, if the audience does not like to listen to my cross talk, I am willing Step down and replace with a cross talk actor with a higher level.
At the end of the interview, the screen turned to Yang An and Li Yue exiting the stage. The two bowed to the audience. The audience all stood up and gave the warmest applause.
Yu Shihong said disdainfully: Speaking is better than singing, unless he retires, this show will never be fair!
Qiu Jiuling was not worried about this. He said, Old Yu, have you listened carefully? He said that the style of cross talk is a bit different from ours. His words are novel, right? Does the burden fit the current environment? The material is also interesting, right? ? We have to think about it ourselves, maybe the current audience loves to listen to this style of cross talk, if he has merits, we should also learn from it.”
Yu Shihong had to admit that Qiu Jiuling was right.
Both of them are in their fifties, long past the age when the hot-blooded bosses roll up their sleeves and rush forward to fight. After thinking about it, the two of them have figured it out. The matter has come to this point and cannot be changed. They can only follow the trend.
Qiu Jiuling said: We should find a way to participate in the competition. Even if we lose in the end, it would be good to gain some fame.
Yu Shihong asked: But the requirements they put forward last time were too harsh, didn't we agree?
Qiu Jiuling sighed and said, Last time he didn't say who would take part in the competition. He even named me and you, and asked us to spare three months to prepare for this show. How is this possible? At first I thought Which grassroots team set up a stage to sing and pull the tiger's skin to pull the banner! I wanted to delay it for a few days to see the situation, but who knew that they would just close the registration! Besides, I finally understand the competition system, and there will be one competition every week. New works, the pressure is not normal!
Yu Shihong still couldn't let go of his face: The entries are easy to talk about. If they really don't work, we can renovate some old jokes. But who will say this again? Is it possible to ask the crew again, saying that our Qiu Jiatang wants to fill the seat? I am anyway I can't be ashamed to beg them! Hey, the results are starting to be announced. What do you think the two of them can get?
Qiu Jiuling shook his head: It's hard to say, Yang An's popularity is too high, even if the cross talk is not good, he should be in the top three. If it is really the top three... Hey kid, let me tell you, so he was playing this game It's tricky with one hand!
Yu Shihong was reminded, came to his senses, patted his thigh and said, I've been fooled! This kid's words are so nice, but he didn't even think about retiring!
Qiu Jiuling became depressed: As long as he is not eliminated by the audience, he can stay on the stage forever. According to this competition system, there can only be one group of contestants for cross talk. There is no one to eat, and all the replacements are waiting in vain!
On TV, Yang An looked like a little fox no matter how he looked, his sincere smile seemed so treacherous to both of them.
There is no way, the rules are set by others, what should I do if I can't play?
The two watched depressed, and the show continued.
The third and fourth are not Lin Yunshe!
The second is not!
Neither is the first!
The two gasped, and their hearts that had just been extinguished were churning again. They couldn't believe it: He didn't manipulate the voting results?
How could he be ranked last? Isn't it possible for him to be eliminated in the next round?
Old Qiu, this is an opportunity, do you want to take a gamble?
How do you bet? Bet that he is eliminated and it's our turn to be the top? I can guarantee that after this episode is broadcast, there will be huge waves in the cross talk world, and it will be divided into two factions, one is to curry favor with him, hoping to wait for him to be eliminated After being eliminated, they took advantage of the situation and the other faction attacked him, saying that he was overwhelmed, and that he still wanted to represent cross talk in the competition with this little ability. After driving him away, he took advantage of the opportunity to go up. Tell me, which faction are we?
Yu Shihong thought for a long time, and suddenly laughed: It doesn't matter which faction we are, because the two factions have the same goal, they both want to drive Yang An out of power first, and then have a chance to replace him!
Qiu Jiuling smiled: So, the cross talk world is having a lot of fun, we'd better be a centrist and watch the fun!
Yu Shihong laughed loudly: This little fox is so smart that he was misled by his cleverness. Look, from today onwards, there will definitely be wave after wave of people slandering him. With the usual urinating nature of our cross talk world, people who have pink eye disease will absolutely Quite a few!
Pink Eye is a work of a famous cross talk artist. It was staged in the Spring Festival Gala and satirized the evil behavior and bad habits of a considerable number of people in the society. It is one of the classic cross talks and is well received by the people.
However, in Qiu Jiuling's view, their Qiu family hall disdains to do such dirty things. After all, they are still a great sect that has been passed down for a hundred years, with very strict rules and clear bones.
But it's hard to say to other colleagues. They can do such evil deeds as digging people's bottoms, so what else can't they dare to do?
Qiu Jiuling was still thinking about whether he would stand up and express his support when Yang An was shaken by the shock, so as to gain Yang An's favor, and then it would be his turn.
Oh, I think too much...
Qiu Jiuling smiled bitterly and shook his head, this guy, it's great to be your host, why come to the cross talk world to stir up trouble, make a fuss!
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