The King of Variety Entertainment

The audience in the audience laughed endlessly, and there was no way to continue talking on the stage, because the voices of the actors on the stage could not suppress the audience. When the audience laughed, the actors would usually stop talking and let the laughter fly for a while.

Cao Xiaobao grabbed Yang An and signaled him to stop singing.

Then Cao Xiaobao quietly looked at Cao Shulin who was standing beside him smiling and saying nothing, and asked in a low voice, Are you sure this is the little song from The Romance of the West Chamber that my father taught you?

The accent of Cao Xiaobao's sentence was on the word my dad, so Yang An, Hou Jian, and Cao Xiaobao were all peeping at Cao Shulin on stage, but Cao Shulin was serious and looked like an old god.

call~~~

The audience in the audience immediately booed and burst out laughing, it turns out that the root of the problem is on you!

Yang An said with a serious face: Of course I'm sure! The Romance of the West Chamber, one of the four great classics in ancient China, is usually my favorite book. I am too familiar with the content, so what could be wrong?

Pooh...

The four great classics... can you stop making trouble? Is Romance of the West Chamber among the four great classics?

The audience's faces hurt from laughing.

Cao Xiaobao became unhappy: Is The Romance of the West Chamber one of the four great classics? Are you bullying me for not reading enough or something? You think I am stupid!

Yang An argued: What's the matter? Did I say something wrong? The four great classics in ancient China, Three Kingdoms, Water Margin, The Romance of the West Chamber and Jinpinmei.

Cao Xiaobao interrupted him: Are these all four great classics? And what was the last one you mentioned? Which one is your favorite?

The audience in the audience was laughing like crazy, it's okay to talk about The West Chamber, why did you suddenly pop out Jin Pinmei?

Yang An said: Okay, okay, the ancient Chinese classic The Story of the West Chamber, this time it will be okay, right?

Cao Xiaobao still refused to let go: Although the title of the book is correct, what did you sing about just now?

Yang An was even more puzzled: The hero and heroine of The West Chamber, Zhang Sheng, Cui Yingying! Where did I make a mistake? My friends, please comment, did I make a mistake?

That's right!

call~~

The audience booed, and Cao Xiaobao faltered and stopped him: All right, all right! Keep singing!

Yang An even put his nose on the face, pointed at Cao Xiaobao and kept nodding: Look at your displeased expression, as if The Story of the West Chamber can't be sung! Ask the audience, is The Story of the West Chamber a banned book?

The audience yelled, No!

Yang An asked again: Then can I sing?

Can sing!

The audience booed again, laughed, and listened attentively.

Really, singing a little song doesn't make people stop, so keep singing!

Yang An cleared his throat and continued to sing: This Zhang Xiucai in the second watch held Yingying in his arms, but Yingying said, Xiaonu's family was originally a chaste daughter, hey, hold her in her arms, hold her in her arms, You are embracing in vain.

In the middle of the night, Zhang Xiucai took off her gown, and Yingying said, Xiao Nu's family is a chaste daughter, so why not, take it off, take it off, you took it off for nothing.

Zhang Xiucai in the Fourth Watch...

Cao Xiaobao quickly interrupted: I can't take it off anymore!

Yang An stopped singing, and he didn't argue with Cao Xiaobao, he just swept over 300 people with his eyes.

As expected, the audience all stood by Yang An's side, laughed loudly, and shouted in unison: Keep singing!

Listen to the voice of the masses! I have more than 300 comrades in arms!

Yang An continued to sing: This Zhang Xiucai in the fourth watch took off his trousers, and Yingying said, Xiaonu's family was originally a chaste daughter, hey, take it off, take it off, you are taking it off for nothing. Come down. Okay, this is called Zhang Sheng's Trouble at the Fifth Watch!

Cao Xiaobao came to his senses, and immediately shouted: No!

Ha ha ha ha……

The audience burst into laughter,

Everyone laughing is leaning forward and backward, Yang An, do you want to be so funny? Are you kidding me!

Make trouble at five o'clock?

It's better that you are only four!

Cao Xiaobao stretched out four fingers, and shook them in front of Yang An: The fourth watch, everyone heard it, it's just arrived at the fourth watch! Isn't it right, everyone?

The audience shouted in unison: Yes!

Yang An rubbed the back of his head with a dazed look: It's only four o'clock? But the master only taught me these few lines, and I can't sing the rest. If you want to hear it, go to him!

The spearhead was shifted to Cao Shulin in an instant. At this moment, Yang An and Cao Xiaobao took a step back and bowed to the audience at the same time to thank them. Their performance was over!

Ha ha ha ha!

The audience went crazy with joy, they all cheered and gave Lin Yun Club the warmest applause today!

The show on the stage has not yet finished, Zhang Sheng and Cui Yingying Makes a Trouble at the Fifth Watch is just a small episode, it is a small personal talent show by Yang An and Cao Xiaobao. After their performance is over, Cao Shulin and Hou Jian will take over up.

Cao Shulin applauded lightly, walked to the teasing position, and said to Yang An: Oh, not bad, you two were very relaxed just now, it's natural...

The audience in the audience interrupted in unison, shouting: Five watch!

Sing the fifth watch!

The whole room roared with laughter, interrupting Cao Shulin's praise of Yang An.

Cao Shulin would not be afraid of such a situation, he looked at the audience, looked at the sky, counted his fingers, and said impatiently: It's not yet five watch, what are you audiences doing? Let’s continue talking about us, a good cross talk should interact and chat more with the audience...

Call~

The audience didn't buy it, the Fifth Watch was a new burden, some old cross talk fans present had never heard of it, of course they were impatient at this time, and wanted to hear what was going on behind it.

To put it in a word, I took off my pants on the fourth watch, how can you stop it?

Cao Shulin was interrupted for the second time, looking at the audience: Do you really want to hear it?

think!

More than 300 spectators, men and women all booed along, people bought tickets to enter, and those who paid were uncles and aunts, they have the right to listen to this!

Cao Shulin stood on tiptoe, looked left and right, and asked, Is there any public audience here? Is there any audience from the Cultural Affairs Bureau? Are there any staff from the Sweeping Emperor and Filipino Office? Put your hand up and let me see... yo , is there really one? This is a traitor that the enemy broke into us, so we can't make trouble at the fifth watch, if it really makes trouble, we should close the door! Go on, your performance just now was pretty good...

The audience laughed badly. Cao Shulin is an old and unscrupulous person who knows how to make jokes and change the subject. However, according to the consistent nature of cross talk, the burden of this fifth night must have not been shaken out yet. Don't worry, just wait patiently.

Even if Cao Shulin just refused to say it, wouldn't there be a final comeback? The audience can still boo one more time, everyone will not give up until they hear what is going on at the fifth watch today!

Cao Shulin continued to praise Yang An, pulled him aside and whispered, You guys did pretty well just now, but I think you were too polite in some places. We are teasers, and we are the ones watching on the stage. It's not necessary to be a fan. , anyone can.

Yang An was puzzled: But I must have the help of a fan, so that I can complete this joke?

Cao Shulin taught: But you have to remember that all the performances must be our teasing, they just stand there, even if their facial expressions are numb, it doesn't matter, the burden is all shaken by you, you can't let him have any Chance to survive.

Yang An was startled, and took a breath: Cao Xiaobao is your own son, can you do anything about it?

The audience roared with laughter, and Cao Shulin's face was serious: Even if Cao Xiaobao is my son, you don't have to give me too much face, because this is a matter of principle. Besides, it's best if you can hold him down. I don't want him to be a fan of Hou Jianxue, I want to train him personally, let him join our funny team, strengthen our strength, and increase the average appearance of our funny team!

Yang An asked: But I... how can I suppress him?

Cao Shulin said: You are stupid! Squeeze him down, don't let him talk! Come on, come on, there are many other tricks, let me tell you...

The two walked away and discussed all kinds of dirty tricks in detail. Hou Jian and Cao Xiaobao came back to their senses at this time, and it was their turn to speak loudly.

Hou Jian said: What you just said is indeed good, but the audience gave Yang An all the applause. Let me tell you, we shouldn't say that when we are flattering, and there are tricks to being flattering. You have to raise your voice every time you say it. Just messing with him, not only to raise the tone, but also to wait for him to speak up first, and you will stand out.

Cao Xiaobao suddenly realized: It's just for the purpose of stirring up trouble, don't let him talk?

Hou Jian was relieved: A child can be taught, otherwise, how could you be popular? You are the youngest generation in Lin Yunshe, and there are so many senior brothers in it. If you don't take the initiative to fight for it, when will you be able to get ahead?

Hahahaha... The audience looked at the different expressions of the four people on stage, and all laughed from ear to ear.

Hou Jian and Cao Xiaobao, the mentor and apprentice, taught the experience of tearing down the stage on the stage. Next to Cao Shulin and Yang An, there was a martial arts movie teaching. Cao Shulin told Yang An how to fight, how to slap someone with a big mouth, how to kick, how to kick , although the two of them didn't speak, they were only doing actions, but the audience knew at a glance that they were going to fight soon!

After the discussion between the two sides, Cao Shulin laughed loudly: Okay, why don't we give the children another chance?

Hou Jian also laughed loudly: It's time for them to perform again, the fifth episode hasn't been sung yet!

The audience cheered and applauded, watching Yang An and Cao Xiaobao standing in the middle again, and started talking.

As expected, just after Yang An introduced himself, Cao Xiaobao raised his tone and started arguing.

Yang An was not to be outdone, his voice was even louder, both of them were young guys, you pointed at me, I pushed you, as soon as the blood surged up, with a puff, the two of them started fighting.

It took Cao Shulin and Hou Jian finally to pull the two of them apart, but they still didn't give up, Yang An and Cao Xiaobao waved and kicked, unwilling to let go.

Cao Shulin said to the audience with a look of embarrassment: Well, our Linyun Society is actually a united and harmonious organization. Don't think of the bad, because your eyes will always deceive you...

Ha ha ha ha!

This damn is talking nonsense with her eyes open! It's all labeled like this, so is it still called unity? The audience was overjoyed.

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