The Lady's Code for Raising Her Husband

What? ! Tan Shizhao was startled. He lost his grip on the snack and fell to the ground: "Ye Yuxiao, are you crazy?"

"I'm not crazy, I'm very normal. Master cares about me so much, how can I not keep him for ten more years?" Ye Yuxiao gritted his teeth and took out the small brocade box with a smile and patted it on the table, "I originally I just went to deliver rouge and gouache to Miss Xie, but this thing suddenly came out and almost caused big trouble! Master, you let your disciple hatch a snake close to you, you are really unique."

"What's wrong with the snake? Isn't this snake good-looking?" Tan Shizhao regained his composure and reached out to open the brocade box. He thought something was wrong, but it turned out it was just for this reason.

This is a snake! snake! What does it have to do with whether it looks good or not? Yes, there is no ordinary person around her, just pretend she didn't say it. Ye Yuxiao was too lazy to argue with him and waved his hand: "That's all. Fortunately, this snake is not poisonous. I have a lot of them, so I won't argue with you."

Tan Shizhao would definitely not let her hatch a venomous snake, so she was very sure.

Unexpectedly, Tan Shizhao said: "Who said this snake is not poisonous? If it is not poisonous, what will I do to you?"

What? ! Is this snake poisonous? ! Ye Yuxiao was frightened for a while, and stood up, with goosebumps all over his body: "Aren't you afraid that I will be bitten by it? If I am poisoned to death, will you be able to get away with it?"

"It doesn't bite, and its temperament is very docile." Tan Shizhao glanced at her with a look like "Why are you so ignorant of the world?"

Are there venomous snakes in this world that don’t bite and are docile? Ye Yuxiao subconsciously wanted to refute, but after thinking that none of the treasures Tan Shizhao had taken out were ordinary objects, he suppressed his words and asked humbly: "Then what is the use of this snake?"

Tan Shizhao wanted to show off, but when he thought that this snake was related to his free time for a month, he didn't go around in circles and drank the tea in one gulp, leaving an empty cup. He pinched the little snake and let it expose its two small fangs, then pointed the fangs at the rim of the cup and gently flicked the snake's head.

The tip of the little snake's teeth immediately secreted two thin streams of venom, which flowed into the teacup along the rim. The venom is similar in color to its body, it is a light transparent green, like green juice, and looks very beautiful.

The venom looked very unusual, and Ye Yuxiao asked expectantly: "What is the function of this snake venom?"

Tan Shizhao seemed surprised that she could ask such a mentally retarded question. He looked at her for a while and then answered: "What else can snake venom do? It is naturally used for poisoning."

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She was wrong, she shouldn't have ignored it, she should have beaten Tan Shizhao into a pig's head as soon as he came! Ye Yuxiao was so angry that she banged the table: "I am a doctor who treats diseases and saves people. What is the use of this snake venom that can only poison people?? Didn't you say that this is my first lesson? Could it be that my first lesson, Just learn how to poison people?"

"How could it be useless? How can a woman who can't even administer poison be considered a qualified doctor?" Tan Shizhao retorted confidently.

Faced with such a fallacy, Ye Yuxiao, who had always been sharp-tongued, didn't know how to refute it.

After Tan Shizhao took out the snake venom, he put the little snake back into the brocade box, then picked up the tea cup, looked at the sun and admired the color of the venom, and said quite contentedly: "This snake venom is extraordinary, you can't taste it, and you can't smell it either. After it is diluted with water, even the color cannot be seen, it can be said that it kills people invisible."

"What's even better is that after being poisoned, you won't have an immediate attack. Instead, you'll have vomiting and diarrhea first, just like you've had a bad stomach. It won't be until three to five days later that you will die of dehydration. In this way, it won't be possible at all. I can’t find out what the poison was.”

"Since this snake is so good, you can keep it for yourself." Ye Yuxiao felt that it would be in vain to say anything to him, so she stood up and left.

He also hoped to exchange this snake for a month's "reduction of sentence". How could she just leave like this? Tan Shizhao quickly put down the snake venom and stopped in front of her quickly: "Even if you don't like this snake, you should give me a month off because I have helped you so many times before."

After he finished speaking, he began to remind her: "Love ants, white lotus flowers, and the man-eating bees in the thatched house last time."

"You are my master, so you should help me. Those things don't count." Ye Yuxiao said without thinking.

"What kind of master? You are clearly relying on me. If it weren't for Ouyang Sheng's sake, I wouldn't accept you as a disciple." Tan Shizhao said angrily.

This master is indeed not a serious person. Rather than being a master, it is better to say that he is a guise, turning all the shocking treatment methods into reasonable existence for her.

Speaking of which, when Ouyang Sheng saw her operating a knife on someone for the first time, he was actually shocked like everyone else, but he still helped her without hesitation and found a master for her out of thin air. .

Thinking of Ouyang Sheng, Ye Yuxiao's eyes became gentle: "Okay, then I will accept this snake reluctantly for Ah Sheng's sake."

That’s right! Tan Shizhao immediately took out a piece of paper from his sleeve, took out a box of ink pads, and asked her to put her fingerprints on it.

Ye Yuxiao picked up the paper and looked at it. It turned out that it was a supplementary agreement. It said that Tan Shizhao had taught her a medical skill, and according to the agreement, one month would be subtracted from the ten-year period.

She took the agreement and shook it at Tan Shizhao, wondering whether to laugh or cry: "It's only a month, and this needs to be written down? If you teach me a hundred courses, does that mean I have to sign a hundred contracts?"

"What you say is unfounded, but what you write is evidence. I learned this from you. Except for being honest and trustworthy when you treat illnesses and save people, you are deceptive and deceitful in other things. You do everything you can and have no credibility at all." , I must be on guard." Tan Shizhao slapped the ink pad on the table, "Press fingerprints!"

As a master, she understands her quite well. Ye Yuxiao shrugged, put his fingerprints on the paper, and asked him casually: "What kind of snake is this?"

"These snakes are produced by Gu snakes. I call them Gu snakes." Tan Shizhao answered her while putting away the contract.

"Then how to detoxify it?" Ye Yuxiao asked again.

"You have asked so many questions, and finally one of your questions hit the mark." Tan Shizhao clicked his tongue, "The snake will shed its skin every fifteen days, and the skin it sheds is a good medicine to detoxify it. .”

Why did she say that this was the only question that got her to the point? Ye Yuxiao thought for a while and finally understood the relationship between poisoning and medical skills: "I have a poisonous snake boy. If someone gets poisoned one day and comes to me for treatment, I can prescribe the right medicine, right? "

Tan Shizhao nodded and asked her, "Do you know why I am respected as a miracle doctor?"

This has always been what Ye Yuxiao has been puzzled about. In her opinion, Tan Shizhao has never done anything serious. She really doesn't know where his reputation as a miracle doctor comes from.

She really wanted to know the answer, so she didn't argue with Tan Shizhao and shook her head honestly: "I don't know."