The legend of the Crimson Demon clan started from Suqing
#101 - Oh shit, box!
Yunyun's words were undeniably excessive.
Aside from Darkness, who was blushing and panting, taking it as a reward, Kazuma Sato and Aqua both wore expressions of dissatisfaction.
"Hey, that's a bit much!"
"Yeah, yeah!"
"Besides, how could a normal party have so many arch-mages? The configuration is obviously unbalanced and the firepower is excessive!"
"Yeah, yeah!"
The two echoed each other.
Although they wanted to change their image, Yunyun only saw them as yapping dogs.
"No, I just feel like being with you would be physically dangerous. After all, you're a fiendish man who will pull down someone's underwear at the slightest disagreement."
"That's still better than not wearing underwear."
In Kazuma Sato's opinion, Yunyun's problem of not wearing underwear was much bigger than his habit of only stealing underwear.
But a commando, huh…
Looking at Yunyun's black trousers, he clenched his fist unwillingly. Why didn't he ask for a see-through cheat at the beginning?
Maybe he could see a different landscape.
When Yuiyui and Megumin heard that Kazuma Sato was such a fiendish scumbag, they immediately showed expressions of not wanting to team up with him.
"Hey, don't be like that…"
Kazuma Sato wanted to cry but had no tears.
No, he had to think of a way!
It wasn't that he had to team up with Yunyun and the others, but he couldn't swallow the insult of being belittled and disparaged like this. Even if they were girls, it wouldn't work, after all, he believed in gender equality.
Megumin and Yuiyui sighed.
"There's no way around it, since Yunyun has said so."
"Wait, you two."
Kazuma Sato suddenly spoke to stop them, his eyes rolling with obvious bad intentions, and said, "There's no need for you two to be together, right? As I said just now, too many arch-mages in a party is very unbalanced, but two is no problem. How about it, our party has a very rare advanced class, High Priest, you know."
His approach was clever, choosing to sow discord to divide Yunyun and the two of them, and even showing off the rarest class among adventurers—the High Priest.
However—
"No need."
"Thank you for the invitation, Kazuma-san, but please forgive me for declining, I'm sorry."
Megumin and Yuiyui decisively refused.
Kazuma Sato was very annoyed.
"Why! You don't necessarily have to team up, do you? Besides, three arch-mages in a party is really too unbalanced."
"Well…"
"There are reasons in that regard, but more than that, we believe in Yunyun."
The two said so.
"Because Yunyun is from a Red Demon clan of fortune-tellers, her fortune-telling ability is very strong, so we trust Yunyun's judgment."
"Ah, I understand."
Kazuma Sato immediately lost interest.
He had encountered such guys many times in modern times, but they were actually all liars.
For example, saying that you have a bloody disaster and asking you to buy a talisman; or saying that you will have great luck later, but you are hit by great luck into another world…and so on.
In short, Kazuma Sato would always treat such people as liars and keep them at a distance. Besides, the reason they didn't want to team up was more likely due to a bad first impression.
However, he forgot.
This is another world, a world where even goddesses exist…although Aqua doesn't look like a goddess at all.
"What do you mean?"
Even though it was Yunyun who was humiliated, Megumin flared up and slammed the table, shouting, "You don't believe Yunyun can tell fortunes!?"
"Ah, I believe it, I believe it."
Kazuma Sato said so, but his perfunctory attitude was obvious.
Yuiyui, on the other hand, advised, "Although Yunyun's fortune-telling ability can't compare to Setao's sister, it's still very accurate."
"Setao? Could it be the Red Demon clan's divine fortune-teller? I didn't expect that the divine fortune-teller was Yunyun's sister."
Darkness exclaimed in surprise.
Her true identity was that of a noble lady, and of course she knew about the Red Demon clan's divine fortune-teller.
Only Kazuma Sato and Aqua, who had just descended to this world, looked at each other blankly.
"…Who are they talking about?"
"I don't know."
Aqua knew a lot about the common sense of this world, but she really didn't know anyone. Kazuma Sato didn't even have common sense, but seeing Darkness say so, he felt a little uneasy.
Megumin put her hands on her hips, extremely proud, and said, "Hmph, are you scared?"
One would think Setao was her sister.
"How could I be! Anyway, it's all a lie!" Kazuma Sato retorted, "I've seen too many fortune-tellers, saying alarmist things, but in reality, they're just trying to make money, they're not worth trusting at all!"
"What did you say!? Okay, Yunyun, show him your skills!"
What's with that tone of "Yunyun, give him a show"?
But…
Yunyun smiled wickedly and said, "Is it okay? Don't cry if something is accidentally exposed!"
Those are my lines!
Kazuma Sato was already starting to panic.
That's not good, could she really tell fortunes?
But now that the arrow was on the string, he had no choice but to proceed, a series of stubborn words had put him on the spot, so he could only bite the bullet.
"Y-yes, it's okay, if you can do it, then go ahead and do it. Of course, I don't have anything to be afraid of, and it's impossible for me to cry!"
"Don't regret it…"
Kazuma Sato swallowed.
Then, he saw Yunyun put the index and middle fingers of her left and right hands together and pressed them against her temples, making a gesture like she was using her powers, similar to those liars. Just when Kazuma Sato mistakenly thought that Yunyun was a liar and relaxed—
"Oh oh oh, I see it."
Yunyun's eyes, which were fixed on him, were shining with red light, and she also said, "Hmm hmm, I see, I see."
"Hey, you…"
"Your name is Kazuma Sato, you are 16 years old, and you are a beautiful high school student. In addition, you are a reserve hero, and you came to this world because you died saving a girl…as if! Because the car was moving very slowly, that girl wouldn't have died at all. On the contrary, because of your heroic act, her knees were scraped raw."
"W-wait…really?"
Hearing this.
Kazuma Sato completely believed it.
After all, reserve heroes are very common in this world, but the fact that he died saving a girl (self-embellishment) was something that only he and the idiot goddess knew.
And since coming to this world, Aqua had always been with him, and he had never seen Yunyun.
That is to say…
"You died of shock. Mistaking that you had been run over by a car, you fainted from excessive fright."
Yunyun continued, "Of course, that's not your real cause of death. You lost consciousness while incontinent due to fear, and were sent to a nearby hospital."
"W-wait…!"
"While the doctors and nurses were saying, 'What's wrong with this guy, he's so useless,' amidst laughter, you never woke up again, and then you died of cardiac arrest…"
"…Shut up! Shut up!"
"Even your family, after rushing over, laughed out loud at your cause of death before they could be sad…"
"No! Don't say that!!!"
Kazuma Sato shouted in collapse.
What was even worse was that Aqua whispered in his ear, adding insult to injury, "We're done for, Kazuma. Yunyun actually knows your cowardly way of dying, it seems that the other party really has real skills."
"…No one would treat you as a mute if you didn't speak."
Kazuma Sato rolled his eyes.
Aqua was good in every way, except for the fact that she could talk.
Miscalculation!
He never expected the other party to play box tactics!
Kazuma Sato, who had been mixing in the online world for many years, knew clearly that there were two types of people he should never mess with.
One was the irritable old brother who would go offline and get real at the slightest disagreement. You wouldn't know when this kind of person would kill you alone;
The other was the guy who played box tactics. When they couldn't win an argument, they would just start doxxing, and the damage caused was even greater than the former.
Sometimes death is a relief, but social death is really torture.
Like now.
Kazuma Sato only felt that the other world was terrifying, and he wanted to return to modern society.
Yunyun had a smiling expression, but he only saw the flavor of benevolence in it.
"Hiss—— ——"
Kazuma Sato gasped, and with a resentful expression, he said, "I know, I know! Since that's the case, then I'll have to take out my method!"
Just when everyone was wondering what he wanted to do, they found that he had pressed his head firmly on the table, and said with a muffled voice of grievance:
"I was wrong, please let me go!"
New account, don't do it!
One of Kazuma Sato's few advantages was that he was really cowardly when he should be. To him, being humble and submissive didn't seem to be a derogatory term, he was a natural true villain.
"W-wait, Kazuma!"
Even Aqua couldn't stand it anymore.
Darkness also condemned, "Yunyun, casually revealing other people's past is indeed a bit too much."
"You too."
"What?"
"The female crusader whose abs are about to stand out, when she's lonely at night, she actually…Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh!"
Before Yunyun could finish speaking, Darkness killed over, her exaggerated grip didn't seem like a girl's at all.
"Hahaha, Yunyun, you're so funny! Abs or something, there's no such thing, I'm a girl, how could I have abs, ah hahaha————"
The more she said, the harder she tried.
Yunyun's neck was strangled, and he was starting to roll his eyes because he couldn't breathe.
What a joke.
This guy's strength is too great!
"D-Darkness-san! Yunyun, he, Yunyun he…!"
"Let go, let go!"
Yuiyui and Megumin were extremely anxious.
After a commotion, Yunyun finally escaped from Darkness's clutches, and while panting heavily, he wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth and said:
"In, in short, I would rather die, jump off a cliff, than team up with you!"
Such a statement was a bit too much.
"Of course, it's not impossible to team up temporarily for a quest."
There are also differences in team formation.
For example, Yunyun, Megumin, and Yuiyui are a fixed team, while Lynn, Dust, Darkness, and Chris are temporary teams.
Aqua is an idiot, but her abilities are very strong. Darkness has personality flaws, but her defense and strength are frighteningly high, especially since Yunyun had just experienced it.
As for Kazuma Sato…
Those who understand, understand, and there's no need to elaborate for those who don't.
Thus, their first team-up application was not very smooth.
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