The legend of the Crimson Demon clan started from Suqing
#109 - Zun Zun: I won the resurrection match
A week after repelling the Dullahan.
Zun Zun died.
Without the slightest preparation, without the slightest consideration, he died just like that, inexplicably.
— — — —
This was a dark space.
It was pitch black outside, and nothing could be seen, only the three-meter radius around him was visible, and the source of the light was the goddess sitting opposite him, dressed in priestess-like attire, her whole body radiating a hazy glow.
Zun Zun knew who she was and had seen her portrait before.
— — Eris, the Goddess of Fortune.
She was the successor goddess after Aqua was brought to the lower realm, and also Chris's true form.
Even Zun Zun had to admit that the moment he saw Eris, he was completely stunned, his brain stopped working.
The two of them, god and man, stared at each other in silence.
After who knows how long.
Eris, unable to bear the silent atmosphere, scratched the scar on her cheek awkwardly and said softly, "Zun, Zun Zun? Th, that… I'm very sorry to tell you, you're already dead."
“Hiss — — — —!”
Zun Zun leaned back in his chair tactically.
He began to try hard to recall whether he had done anything strange, and whether his death was his own fault. But no matter how much he searched, he couldn't find any relevant memories. Could it be that he had amnesia?
“…Goddess, may I ask how I died?”
“You died from the Dullahan's curse.”
“— — Ah!?”
Only then did Zun Zun suddenly remember that the Dullahan had released a curse on him, which would cause him to die in a week, in order to make Megumin feel guilty.
But wasn't he…!
The Dullahan wasn't dead, so it was fine.
But that curse was too strange, wasn't it? There was no feedback at all, and he died muddle-headedly without feeling any pain.
If he had known this earlier, he would have gone to that idiot goddess to purify the curse!
Wait, wasn't he of the Divine Body?
How could his dignified Divine Body be afraid of a small curse? What was the difference between this and the Demon King being stabbed in the chrysanthemum with a small stick, leading to hemorrhoid rupture and sudden death?
“I can't accept this!”
“…Eh?”
“Goddess Eris, you should know that I am a transmigrator, right? And the cheat I chose was the Divine Body, so the curse of a mere Demon King Army executive shouldn't be effective, right!?”
Zun Zun stared at Eris intently, wanting her to give him a reasonable explanation.
Eris paused for a moment and said, "Well… Although you chose the Divine Body as your cheat, Zun Zun, you need the mature stage to resist the curse. You are currently only in the juvenile stage. There's also the fact that your level is very low, after all, there is a big gap between your level and the Dullahan's."
Juvenile stage? Mature stage?
Was there also a Perfect Body and an Ultimate Body? Was he a Digimon?
“Eh? …Wait a minute, Goddess Eris, what did you just say?”
“You are currently only in the juvenile stage…”
“No, the sentence before that.”
“Although you chose the Divine Body as your cheat…”
Damn it, Aqua!
Zun Zun couldn't hold back his anger for a moment, and suddenly kicked over the chair under his butt, then obediently picked up the chair again, sat on it, and covered his face in distress.
“Zun Zun, a, are you okay?”
“…I demand compensation.”
He made a muffled sound, and Eris didn't hear him clearly for a moment.
“What?”
“I demand compensation!”
Zun Zun suddenly shouted, “The cheat I wanted was clearly the Divine Body, but it turned into a Goddess Body! Not only that, but it was clearly transmigration, but it turned into rebirth, and it's even in the juvenile stage, unable to resist even a mere curse! I don't want this! I demand compensation, I demand compensation!!!”
He suddenly started rolling on the ground, acting like he was making trouble unreasonably.
Regardless of whether it was reasonable or not, making a fuss was the right thing to do.
“Zun, Zun Zun… Pl, please don't do this! Zun Zun!?”
Eris looked distressed.
It seemed that taking over Aqua's mess was also very unfair. Not to mention transmigrators like Zun Zun who had accidents, the artifacts scattered all over the "Konosuba" world also brought a lot of impact, and she had to manage all of these.
Although she sympathized with her, if she didn't do this, Zun Zun would only die.
“I want to be resurrected! I want to be resurrected!”
“Zun, Zun Zun!? B, but the rules of the Celestial Realm…”
“I don't care, I don't care, I don't care!”
“Zun, Zun Zun! My clothes, don't pull my clothes! Snot… snot is going to be smeared on it, ahhhh!”
Zun Zun grabbed her long skirt and even deliberately wiped his snot on her skirt.
After making a fuss for a while, when the two of them sat on the chairs again, Eris was looking at him with a aggrieved expression as if she was about to cry.
It seemed that he had indeed gone a bit too far.
“But I have to admit that this is your mistake, Goddess Eris, right?”
“That's right, that's right…”
Eris, deep in thought, shook her head back and forth, she seemed to be really thinking about how Zun Zun could be resurrected through the rules of the Celestial Realm, honestly, it was a bit cute.
In the end, she seemed to have made up her mind.
“…Zun Zun, do you know about Divine Artifacts? They are the cheats that other transmigrators obtain, just like your Goddess Body.”
“Oh, oh, I know.”
Like the skill Fantasy Creation of the Crimson Demon Clan's old geezer, Yu Jian Xiang Ye's magic sword Gram, and Kazuma Satou's goddess Aqua, these were all cheats held by transmigrators.
“The cheats of those transmigrators, if they are skills or something, it's okay, but items will remain in that world after the users die. Divine Artifacts are generally powerful items, and they will bring great harm to that world.”
“I know that too… W, wait, Goddess Eris, you don't mean…”
“As expected of the high-IQ Crimson Demon Clan, you understand it with just a hint.”
Eris smiled gently.
She put her hands together, making a sincere request, and said, “There are really too many Divine Artifacts scattered in that world. If they are used by someone with ulterior motives, it may cause big problems, so I hope you can also help collect them, Zun Zun, okay?”
Obviously, this was an exchange.
Zun Zun was allowed to be resurrected, and the condition was to help collect Divine Artifacts.
Under normal circumstances, this was undoubtedly a win-win decision, but when he thought that he was killed by the Goddess Body, he felt that he was at a loss no matter what.
“Hmm… Hmm… Hmm!”
“I'm sorry, this is the best way I can think of. If you don't agree, according to the rules of the Celestial Realm, you can only be reincarnated, Zun Zun. But I can promise you that you will definitely be reincarnated into a wealthy family.” Eris offered a suggestion.
Ah? Did he have to live that simple, unadorned, and boring rich life again?
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To be honest, he was already a little tired of it.
After struggling for a long time, Zun Zun sighed helplessly, “Okay, I agr…”
Before the last word 'ee' could be uttered, a water-blue light suddenly appeared on the dark ceiling.
“Zun Zun? Hey, Zun Zun! Can you hear me?”
“Eh, is that Aqua?”
“— — Senior Aqua!?”
Eris widened her eyes, revealing an unbelievable expression, and shouted loudly at the empty space. She was probably also shocked that Aqua could open this space unique to transmigrators.
“Zun Zun, why did you die for no reason! I have already cast a resurrection spell on your body, you can come back here. There should be a goddess in front of you now, tell her to conjure a door to this side.”
Aqua's unreasonable voice echoed in this space on its own.
Zun Zun and Eris looked at each other.
And then — —
“Goddess Eris, thank you for your hospitality, I'll go back first.”
“Wa, wait! You can't go!”
“Why, Aqua has already resurrected me.”
“In, in short… You can't be resurrected in this way!”
For some reason, Eris suddenly started acting unreasonably.
Zun Zun scratched his head and shouted towards the sky, “Hey, Aqua! Goddess Eris said I can't be resurrected in this way, what should I do!”
“What — —? Eris? Ah, is that the goddess in charge of the backwater, this world! Just because she's worshiped as the Goddess of Fortune in this world, she's so proud that she turns into currency! I say, Zun Zun, if Eris continues to be nosy, just snatch her chest pads…!”
“I know! I'll open the door, I'll open the door! Don't say anymore!”
Eris blushed and covered her chest, not letting Zun Zun see if she had pads or not, and flicked her finger at the same time. With this action, a white door without any decoration suddenly appeared in front of her.
“Senior Aqua is still so unreasonable.”
After Eris muttered to herself like this, she said, “Okay, this way you can go to the mortal realm… I will make up the procedures later, in short, don't forget our agreement, Zun Zun.”
“Oh, oh… Okay.”
She was probably talking about finding the Divine Artifacts.
“I'm doing this without following the process, this is also the first time for me, and you must keep the matter of the Divine Artifacts a secret from others.”
Eris closed her eyes mischievously and said in a light tone like a little devil.
Towards such a Goddess, he suddenly had the idea of teasing her.
“…Goddess Eris, are you really a Pad-User?”
“What?”
“That is… a Pad-User.”
Zun Zun gestured in front of his chest, and before Eris suddenly realized, he quickly pushed open the door and walked in.
“Ugh!”
In the dark space, only Eris, who was busy covering her chest, was left, saying with teary eyes, “This is sexual harassment…”
— — — —
Opening his eyes.
The surrounding guild was noisy and clamorous, reminding him that he had been in the guild all along.
And Zun Zun also saw familiar faces, Megumin, Yunyun, Darkness, as well as Aqua and Kazuma Satou, they were all looking at him with worried expressions.
He didn't expect that he would have a day to win the resurrection match.
“Thank you, Aqua.”
“It's nothing, it's nothing.”
Aqua said these words, and then stretched out her hand in front of him.
“This is…?”
“Money! Didn't you ask me to fill the plains, Zun Zun? I've finished the work, and when I came back, I found that you were dead! That won't do, if you die, who will pay me? Then I resurrected you. So, give me the money.”
The idiot goddess had a stupid look on her face.
— — The self that was a little touched just now was really a big idiot!
— —
ps: No meaning of NTR, purely for comedic purposes, the protagonist is a boy, who is 18 years old.
No meaning of NTR, purely for comedic purposes, the protagonist is a boy, who is 18 years old.
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