The legend of the Crimson Demon clan started from Suqing
#478 - You were beaten by a monkey.
The next morning.
“Give it back! Give me back my Schneider that I painstakingly raised, you murderous NEET!”
“I've already helped you get to the same point, can't you just bear with it? He's dead, there's nothing I can do!”
Kazuma Sato and Aqua were arguing in the living room.
“What are you doing?”
Yunyun, watching Aqua wailing and crying, was more interested in the murder she mentioned.
“Kazuma, if you accidentally kill someone, it's better to turn yourself in. It's okay, I'll gratefully accept your property and ownership of your goods.”
“That's not it! I didn't kill anyone!”
Kazuma Sato shouted anxiously, then explained what had happened.
Yunyun was slightly stunned after listening and said, "So, you accidentally killed Aqua's game character, not a real person?"
“That's right. I couldn't help it, who knew that game console didn't have a save mode.”
Kazuma Sato was slightly annoyed.
The so-called game console was found in the underground hangar of the Crimson Demon Village, which was the game console made by that old Crimson Demon race guy. Because it was a replica of an incomplete version, it had the defect of not being able to save.
“Listen carefully, Aqua. Schneider must be doing well in another world now, maybe he even defeated the Demon King and became a hero praised by everyone.”
“...Really? Is Schneider doing well in another world?”
“Very well, very well. Maybe he even got a harem of beautiful girls and is living a happy life, so don't miss that guy.”
“I understand!”
Seeing Kazuma Sato teasing Aqua like a fool, Yunyun couldn't help but twitch her lips, unexpectedly the idiot goddess was so easy to fool.
But since both parties were satisfied, he wouldn't say much.
“Speaking of which, Yunyun, where are you going?” Kazuma Sato looked at Yunyun, who was dressed smartly, and asked curiously, “You got up so early, is something going on?”
“How should I say it…”
“Yunyun, are you ready?”
Before he could explain, a girl's question came from behind.
Turning her head to look, it was Megumin.
The beautifully dressed girl walked over quickly, and naturally took Yunyun's arm, looking extremely intimate, and said, “I'm ready, let's go.”
“Oh. Right, Kazuma, Aqua, we won't be back for lunch today, and in the evening... it depends on the situation.”
“What about dinner?”
“Eat outside.”
“I understand, I'll tell Darkness.”
Aqua waved her hand perfunctorily, her attention was entirely on the game console, Yunyun didn't care, and Kazuma Sato was still here. So after saying goodbye to the two, he went out with Megumin.
“...So suspicious, really suspicious!”
Kazuma Sato bit his thumb, looking like 'there's something fishy', staring at the door that was gradually closing.
Aqua glanced at him, her attention returning to the game console, and said, “What's wrong, Kazuma? Do you want to go out to eat tonight too? It's okay, call Darkness and Yunyun, let's go to the guild for a drink tonight.”
“That's not it! That's not what I'm talking about!”
“Why are you shouting so loudly!”
“Aqua, don't you understand!? Young men and women dressed so beautifully, and going out so intimately early in the morning, it's obviously a date! Most importantly, they also said they won't be back for dinner... doesn't that mean they'll be cultivating the atmosphere in a romantic restaurant in the evening, and then going to a hotel...!”
Kazuma Sato said frantically.
He was jealous!
He really was jealous!
He thought that coming to another world would open a new chapter, shine in the adventurer's guild, defeat many powerful enemies and then get rich rewards, and finally open a big harem and start a rotten second half of his life.
But now it's like this.
Although he has a good relationship with the perverted female knight, but she... wait a minute, Megumin seems to have more problems with her brain?
Well, not jealous anymore.
“I say, Aqua, let's secretly follow them, they are not adults yet! For their physical and mental health, it is our responsibility to let them have a healthy relationship! ...Hey, are you listening to me? Listen to me, you idiot goddess!”
“Ah! My Schneider II!”
“If you don't listen to me, be careful I kick your game console away, you idiot!”
“You already kicked it!”
The flying game console transmitted a scream from the character. Schneider II, whose level had finally been raised, died and was reincarnated to another world to accompany Schneider I.
Under Kazuma Sato's repeated assurances that he would train Schneider III, Aqua reluctantly agreed to accompany him to track Yunyun and Megumin.
————
In fact, Kazuma Sato guessed right, Yunyun and Megumin were indeed going on a date, and this date was proposed by Megumin.
Because the two hadn't spent time alone for a while, they were thinking of sneaking out.
This sense of betrayal of hiding from their companions…
Don't mention it, it's quite exciting.
But after coming out, the two were in trouble, indeed the two didn't know what a date was.
Don't look at Yunyun's three lifetimes, the previous lifetime was afraid of being hung up by bad women and kept away from the opposite sex, the previous lifetime was a family marriage, the so-called date was just social etiquette, and this lifetime had no experience.
“Megumin, what do you do on a date?”
“I don't know either, I'm not very clear about what to do on a date, but the book says that going to a place with beautiful scenery with someone you like, and doing what you like, is a date.”
“Then what do you want to do now, Megumin?”
“Cast one!”
Like an outburst of 'Want to play a game?' 'Let's play!', Megumin's face was full of unsatisfied desire, and she invited Yunyun with an extremely expectant expression. If you don't know the true meaning, you will definitely be misunderstood, but after 10 years of getting along, Yunyun knows her thoughts very well.
“————Explosion!”
The explosion magic shot towards the lake near Axel, and the brutal destructive power exploded not far above the lake, and the shock wave made the lake surface ripple violently.
The raised lake water turned into mist and fell on the lakeside, and the water mist reflected the sunlight, creating a colorful rainbow.
“Well, this slight sense of vibration makes my body numb, and the power is even better than before. In addition, the misty water droplets produced by the explosion magic make the refreshing air in the morning more flavorful, and even add a layer of art to the rainbow.”
Yunyun gave Megumin, who was lying on the ground, a thumbs up, giving her affirmation.
“89 points!”
“——What!?”
Megumin, who was lying on the ground, looked at him dumbfounded, obviously very dissatisfied with this score.
Is this considered a date?
In anime and film and television works, dating should be going to amusement parks, scenic spots, etc., where they kiss and cultivate feelings, and then eat dinner in the sunset or moonlight in the evening, and the charming and ambiguous atmosphere reaches its peak... and so on.
Yunyun doesn't understand other people very much, and also understands that this kind of dating is a bit distorted, but isn't it okay as long as it suits them?
“Can you still move?”
“I may have to wait a while... ah, it's so cool.”
Megumin, who was lying on the ground, was receiving treatment.
Yunyun's fairy spirit can heal lost physical strength and magic power, which is very useful for Megumin now, but unfortunately, he is not an adventurer and can't learn the lich's absorption touch skill.
“Hmm?”
Suddenly found a fish washed ashore by the water.
This shouldn't have happened, but it happened under the action of Megumin's powerful explosion magic shock wave. After seeing these fat fish, Yunyun knew where today's lunch was.
Have grilled fish for lunch in the wild.
If it's a date, it's a big deduction, but under Yunyun's inexplicable super-high skills, ordinary grilled fish exudes an ultimate fragrance, it is estimated that even compared with someone with a chef system can be evenly divided.
“But I'm a little discouraged.”
“What's wrong all of a sudden?”
“Because I got 89 points.”
“You're still纠结about this.”
According to Megumin, she gets very high scores every time she comes out with Darkness, Yunyun, and Aqua, but Yunyun only gave her 89 points, which made her a little unwilling.
“Maybe my vision has become higher.”
Fighting with many powerful enemies, Yunyun's strength is also rapidly climbing, especially in 《Campione!》, he has completed the leap, and has completely become inhuman.
“Oh, I can't pretend I didn't hear this sentence.”
Megumin showed a somewhat dangerous look.
She can't stand someone belittling explosion magic, so Yunyun's arrogant statement made her very dissatisfied.
Yunyun also looked at her amusedly.
“No no no, even if you're not happy, what I said is also a fact. My white horse can easily evaporate the water here.”
“My explosion magic can also do it, I just held back just now.”
“My wild boar can easily knock down a big mountain.”
“My explosion magic can also do it.”
“My lightning can change the weather.”
“My explosion magic can also do it.”
This kind of 'you let the monkey beat you' argument really makes people feel a little uncomfortable, and more importantly——
“Yunyun's authorities have various restrictions, but my explosion magic doesn't, I can cast it whenever I want!”
...Eh?
Wait a minute, I feel like something is wrong.
It is clear that it is a very powerful authority, but it has become a waste in Megumin's mouth, but if you think about it carefully, it seems to be true.
Each of Yunyun's authorities has great limitations, not only that, but his most reliable golden sword is also passively sealed because it came to another world - without mythological foundation and circulation, it cannot weave words.
In other words, he, in a sense, is the same as Megumin, Darkness, and Aqua, and has become someone who only plays high-end games. Of course, the premise is not to use ordinary magic and fairy spirits.
“Most importantly, my explosion magic can be cast instantly!”
Looking at the little loli who stood up her flat chest with a proud face, Yunyun soon became relieved.
This is a gag novel.
Comparing combat power is the most stupid thing.
“Yes yes yes, you're right.”
“What is this attitude, are you perfunctory me, or do you think what I said is wrong! I'm going to be angry!”
“Why are you angry?”
Seeming to feel that Yunyun looked down on her, Megumin, who felt uncomfortable, pounced on him, and the two pulled together.
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