The legend of the Crimson Demon clan started from Suqing

"As expected of Kazuma, he actually thought of causing a huge disturbance by stealing women's underwear in town, and then getting arrested to avoid the obligation of paying taxes... What a fiend and a scumbag."

"Shut up! More importantly, what about the taxes? The civil servants should already be off work, right? No need to pay taxes, right?"

"It just passed 5 PM."

"Awesome!"

It was already 5 PM when Yunyun bailed this scumbag out.

It wasn't that she deliberately timed it at Kazuma Satou's request or anything. In reality, Yunyun had bailed him out as soon as possible, but this guy had done too many bad things in the past, and listing them one by one took until now for him to come out.

Looking at Kazuma Satou raising his arms and cheering, Yunyun shook her head and sighed.

Thank goodness this is another world.

Darkness shouted indignantly: "You're too cunning! You're simply a despicable person! Can't you think of some upright means, using all your wit to escape or something? Normally, there should be other ways, right!?"

"That's a problem you guys should solve, right!? Ultimately, shouldn't you properly customize the relevant regulations!?"

Kazuma Satou said just as angrily.

If he wasn't forced to, he wouldn't harass women in public and be labeled with such a stigma, which really damages his reputation.

"I wonder if anyone wants to kill me?" He couldn't help but sigh: "I was so arrogant on stage, saying those things, and yet like this..."

"If that's the case, then you should just obediently pay your taxes, instead of always resorting to these despicable and insidious methods."

"—How could I possibly come up with that much money! Besides, whose fault do you think it is, whose fault!? I spent 2 billion Eris to buy the most useless perverted female knight!"

"Ugh... D-Don't you dare say I'm useless!"

But that was indeed the case. Not only was there a deficit of 2 billion Eris, but also the money Kazuma Satou earned by displaying his prowess at the casino. Honestly, if it weren't for Yunyun helping him earn so much money, he wouldn't have to evade taxes.

"...Me? That's really hurtful. Okay, I've decided! Kazuma, starting tomorrow, I won't take you with me to earn money!"

"I'm sorry, I was wrong!"

Kazuma Satou immediately changed his tune.

Unless he was an idiot, he would understand that he absolutely couldn't offend the support staff, let alone a teammate like Yunyun who excelled in both support and combat... He wasn't like the foolish hero in those Japanese light novels.

Wait a minute, could it be that the Japanese industry is producing so many trashy otherworld novels just to sound a warning to us transmigrators?

Seriously, I'm so touched I could cry.

"Speaking of which, what about Aqua? Did she escape too?"

Kazuma Satou thought of the idiot goddess who sold out her teammate. Although he strongly condemned her actions, if he were in her shoes, he would have done the same thing, so he tentatively asked about her situation.

"Well..."

Yunyun twitched her lips.

Aqua's experience wasn't much better than Kazuma Satou's. After all, she was the second-highest-earning adventurer who hadn't paid taxes, so she naturally received a warm welcome from the civil servants.

"That idiot thought of running back to the lakeside where we used to eat grilled fish, planning to hide at the bottom of the lake."

"Huh, that's a good idea?"

Aqua was, after all, a water goddess, and she could breathe like a fish in the water without feeling uncomfortable. She could also use the water to block the civil servants, and she could completely hold out until they got off work.

Kazuma Satou rolled his dead fish eyes and retorted: "Speaking of which, is that idiot's brain only working so fast at times like this?"

"It's a good idea, though." Yunyun spread her hands, "But because she was being chased by so many people, she was forced into a small pond, and then those civil servants kept firing fire magic at the small pond, planning to boil Aqua..."

Wait, don't tell me...

"Fortunately, it was quitting time during the heating process, so they gave up. But that kind of experience seemed to really scare Aqua, making her cry non-stop... Megumin and Yuyu are comforting her now."

"That's really a 'warm' welcome!"

Kazuma Satou didn't expect that the kingdom's civil servants would also use such a ruthless method.

"Speaking of which, your handcuffs haven't been unlocked yet."

Yunyun was a little curious.

"This?" Kazuma Satou said somewhat unhappily: "That idiot borrowed the handcuffs and then lost the key in some corner of the mansion. When I asked the guards to unlock them, they actually said that in order to prevent criminals from snatching the key and easily unlocking them, each handcuff has a different key...!"

Darkness was a little embarrassed.

She knew that Kazuma Satou had the Steal skill, so to prevent him from stealing the key, she took the first step and threw it in a corner of the mansion.

At first, Kazuma Satou did think about stealing the key, but gradually it changed, until the underwear-stealing rampage finally happened.

"N-No, since it's a key, there should always be a spare, right? In the guard station..."

"There's no spare. That's why I said this is another world..."

Yunyun's expression was as speechless as Kazuma Satou's. This kingdom's regulations were rotten, and even the security was utterly terrible.

"...I see. In other words, the two of you have to take a bath together tonight, go to the bathroom together, and sleep together too? Oh my, you two are really getting along."

"————!?"

Hearing these words, the two of them obviously stiffened, clearly not thinking about this aspect.

Darkness blushed and timidly raised her hand: "T-That..."

"Ah, ah, there's no helping it!"

Kazuma Satou suddenly shouted. He pretended to say: "It's all someone's fault, causing me to suffer this kind of hardship tonight, it's really unbearable! But after all, I'm broad-minded, so I'll forgive you."

He showed a reluctant and opportunistic pretense to the fullest.

Darkness wiggled her mouth, not saying anything, seemingly accepting the fact that she would have to share a bed with him tonight.

Seeing this, Kazuma Satou immediately took an inch after getting a foot.

"Ah, ah, let me state in advance! I definitely want to take a bath tonight! Because I brought back high-end bubble bath from the Kingdom of Elrod, and the handcuffs are so short, I can only let you come in too, you're in luck!"

"I-I'm sorry..."

"Also! It doesn't matter which hand I use when eating, but I like to use my left hand when I go to the bathroom! Or rather, I also use my left hand when I OO! In that case, how about this, you come and help me..."

As he spoke, his voice became softer and softer.

Because Darkness was trembling all over with her head lowered, just as Kazuma Satou felt that he was taking an inch after getting a foot and prepared to be beaten, unexpectedly—

"Kazuma, Kazuma!"

"Yes, I'm Kazuma!"

"You wouldn't be planning to take the opportunity to touch my whole body while I'm taking a bath tonight! And then use the excuse of going to the bathroom to let me touch you there! And even use my body to do this and that in the middle of the night because you can't stand the loneliness...!"

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"...I wouldn't do anything that excessive."

In the end, Kazuma Satou was a useless boy with the heart of a thief but no guts. As long as Darkness gave him a slight normal attack, he would wither, so how could he dare to do such a thing.

"But you have to remember to serve me well tonight..."

With a click.

Before he could finish speaking, he heard a crisp sound. Looking down, he found that the handcuffs had been opened by Yunyun.

"...Huh?"

"What's wrong? Don't you dislike being with Darkness? I just followed your thoughts and helped you open them."

"That's not what I meant!"

Kazuma Satou completely collapsed.

See, you didn't want it after it was really unlocked.

Darkness was slightly stunned. She exclaimed in surprise: "Yunyun, how did you open it?"

"I forcibly destroyed the lock core."

Yunyun raised the handcuffs with white smoke coming out of the lock hole.

In the end, the inside of this kind of thing is just hard steel or ore, which is fine for dealing with ordinary people, but even Adamantium ore is useless for dealing with Yunyun.

"Phew, anyway, thank you, Yunyun. If I really had to spend the night with Kazuma tonight, I, I definitely would...!"

Darkness's cheeks were red as she fell into delusions.

Kazuma Satou still hadn't recovered.

Yunyun patted him on the shoulder and said with a smile: "You're welcome, Kazuma, this is a return gift for you."

"—You did it on purpose!?" Kazuma Satou immediately reacted, "Just because Aqua and I accidentally interrupted your date with Megumin, you're treating me like this? Speaking of which, that's not even a date, it's more like a children's picnic!"

"What did you say!?"

This guy becomes reckless at times like this, Yunyun decided to teach him a lesson.

The two of them clasped hands tightly.

"Kazuma, you actually chose to compete with me in strength, have you forgotten that although I am a Great Archmage, my wrist strength is on par with Darkness? Besides, you can't even win against Megumin in arm wrestling, and you want to compete with me!?"

"Of course I know that, but I also have ideas! Absorb Touch!"

A powerful suction came from Kazuma Satou's hands, it was the lich's divine skill he learned from Wiz.

"It hurts————"

Yunyun couldn't help but yell, "W-Wait a minute, that's so strange! I'm a Godkiller, I should have a constitution that is immune to all external magic, so why is a mere Absorb Touch having an effect on me!?"

"Hehehe——, did you think I hadn't thought of that, Yunyun? It's priority! You've played games before, Yunyun, the judgment result is obviously that my skill is faster!"

Kazuma Satou smiled slyly.

Actually, that's not all. The Godkiller's constitution isn't immune to magic, to be precise, it's immune to weak magic, so powerful magic still has an effect on him.

"But it doesn't matter!"

"It hurts————————"

"I'm not Darkness, I won't let go no matter what tricks you use, honestly accept your defeat!"

"I don't want to!"

Kazuma Satou stubbornly resisted. He also knew very well that he couldn't beat Yunyun. Even if Absorb Touch had an effect, his superb recovery power would ultimately make him unable to fight a protracted battle, so at this time, he had to use his ultimate move—

"Steal!"

He reached for Yunyun!

And then—

"I forgot you're a no-bra faction!!!!!"