The legend of the Crimson Demon clan started from Suqing

#489 - The Art of Winning Over Nobles (for Men)

"— — That's how it is, I've decided to support that man."

"What are you talking about? I don't understand."

Back at the mansion, Kazuma told his companions what had happened at the guild, prompting some helpless complaints from them.

"But that guy is a real man."

"Yeah, I even tried to trick him with the 'Wiz selling herself' thing, but he still said it didn't matter.

I mean, do you even understand what 'selling herself' means?

He said he had already investigated and knew that Wiz's magic item shop was poorly managed and she often had to sell herself... Isn't that saying that even if her past isn't good, he'll still love her?"

Kazuma was very impressed.

It's like 'Sayu', 'Tsukiai', and 'Tsukasa', even knowing their past, he'd still love them.

Honestly, Kazuma couldn't do that.

That kind of attitude, like a shared bicycle, doesn't matter whether it's locked or not, as long as she's by his side, that broad-mindedness is truly admirable.

Precisely because he couldn't do it, he felt that Dick, who was pursuing Wiz regardless of everything, was a real man, a true and pure love war god!

...It's just that his preferences are a bit strange.

Speaking of which, what if he finds out after marriage that Wiz isn't the person he thought she was? Would they get divorced?

"I'm saying, Wiz being taken away by some man of unknown origin, are you really okay with that?"

"...What?"

"What Kazuma means is, you probably feel like only me and Yunyun aren't enough, and you'll eventually make a move on Alice, Darkness, Cecily, Chris, and Mimi, right?"

"Are there a few strange names in there?"

And where did Aqua go?

...Forget it, I can't do anything with Aqua.

"Megumin, that idea of yours is dangerous. Putting aside Kazuma, I don't have those kinds of thoughts, you have to believe me!"

"Hey! What do you mean, putting me aside?!"

Satou Kazuma yelled.

"Megumin, you have to trust Kazuma."

"Yunyun, you shut up. It's because you're so weak that you can't hold the line. I've decided, from today onwards, I'm breaking our alliance agreement. I'm going on the offensive!"

"Eh? Eh—"

It seems like those two had secretly reached some kind of agreement.

"Besides, Kazuma, you always show us your memories when you come back, but why haven't you said anything this time and remained silent? Something must have happened. Like, during a battle, you got closer to a girl... or something like that."

"Ugh!"

Kazuma was speechless.

This little loli is too perceptive, as if she really saw everything, seeing him inside and out.

"I really can't wait any longer."

Megumin leisurely ate the fried egg on her plate. Perhaps the fried egg was too slippery and kept falling off her fork, and eventually, the little loli angrily picked up the plate.

"I originally said I'd give my first night to Yunyun, but her hesitant nature might lead to someone else stealing it. In that case, I'll do it. Tonight, I'll come find you."

After sucking the egg yolk into her mouth, she licked the remaining yolk from the corner of her lips with her little tongue, revealing a bewitching smile.

...Huh?

When did this girl learn that move?

And weren't we talking about Wiz? Why is it affecting me?

But in any case, he didn't dare reveal his memories. Especially in the 'Campione' world, his adopted sister was always sticking close to him under the guise of giving him blessings.

If that were exposed, who knows what he would suffer.

But Megumin is being a bit too bold.

No, it's probably because she's been suppressing herself for so long, and now she's releasing all those suppressed feelings at once.

"N-No way...!"

Yunyun suddenly stood up, and she also shouted loudly: "I am Kazuma's fiancée! So... this kind of thing should be done by me first! I've already made the biggest concession by allowing Megumin to join in!"

Yunyun was probably stimulated.

This shy girl actually chose to take the initiative.

"Oh my, Yunyun is so strange. You've been hesitating all this time, so why are you stopping me as soon as I make a move? What, are you trying to pick a fight?!"

"I-I won't lose to Megumin!"

Being caught in the middle, Kazuma felt like a tool.

The so-called NTR refers to a man using a woman to bring humiliation to another man, and aren't Megumin and Yunyun using Kazuma to humiliate each other right now?

So, I've become a part of your play?

Actually, it's precisely because it always inexplicably turns into this that Kazuma feels unable to make a move on any of them.

And at this time.

"That's it— — — —"

Aqua suddenly shouted.

Satou Kazuma was startled, and the fried egg in his hand fell to the ground, causing him to complain loudly: "What are you doing?! Ow!"

"What's wrong, Aqua?"

Darkness also looked at her in surprise.

But Aqua said with a serious face: "I'm going to test that man!"

"...Who? Dick? How are you going to test him? What do you want to do?" Satou Kazuma only felt that this idiot goddess was going to cause trouble.

And Aqua revealed a rather confident smile, saying: "I want to confirm whether that person is truly devoted and serious. That's right, it's a reverse pursuit! I'm going to use the reverse pursuit trick to test him!"

"...Huh? ? ?"

It must have been inspired by Kazuma and the other two.

Aqua wanted to know if another girl pursuing that person would change his mind and thoughts.

"Are you serious?!"

"You, who don't even know how to write the 'love' character, really think you can make that man fall for you?!"

Kazuma Satou and Dust stared at her, dumbfounded.

You have to understand that perverted stalkers are very persistent with one person. Trying to change their mind is harder than ascending to heaven. It's simply impossible to succeed.

"What do you think I am?! I'm Miss Aqua, adored by tens of millions of believers nationwide! With just a little guidance from me, that kind of man definitely won't be able to resist!"

Where does her mysterious confidence come from?

"So, who do you want to send out?"

"Of course, it's Darkness, who can unleash a fierce killing blow against those who like lewd things! I was even thinking of sending out a shy maiden and a little loli…"

"N-No way! I can't do something like that!"

"I refuse!"

Yunyun and Megumin refused decisively.

After all, one of them can't even talk to people normally, and the other is a girl with a problematic head that explodes with the slightest stimulation.

Darkness slammed the table and shouted, "Wait a minute, can you stop portraying me as a woman solely responsible for erotic content? I feel like your attitude is getting worse every day! Even so, I don't really hate this terrible treatment, which makes me angry at myself…!"

This guy isn't unwilling at all.

Megumin and Yunyun thought she was very suitable.

After all, on the way to the Elroad Kingdom, she dared to attack Dust, so they didn't speak up for her this time.

Aqua said confidently, "Darkness, who has no experience in love, don't worry. I will teach you the wisdom in this area! Just you wait, I'll prove that everything I said is true!"

So, does she want Wiz to get married, or does she not want Wiz to get married? She wouldn't be secretly sabotaging under the guise of testing, would she?

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With time running out, Aqua demanded they act that very night, and Dust was lucky enough to escape this ordeal.

The group arrived at a tavern.

The tavern here had a nice atmosphere, but it was in the wrong place. And this wrong tavern unexpectedly attracted a wrong beauty today.

The beauty, who could be described as enchanting, wore a high-end evening dress unsuitable for this cheap tavern and walked to a black-robed man silently drinking alone.

"Is this seat next to you free?"

"If you're here to sell yourself, I don't need it."

The beauty's expression, which was full of flattery, froze… That's right, the person the robed man was talking to was Darkness, who was acting on Aqua's instructions.

'Hey, that guy dressed up with all her might to hit on him, but got rejected as a prostitute. That's hilarious ~'

'Don't say that, you can't, don't make me laugh too, or we'll all be discovered in a moment… Pfft!'

Despite saying that, everyone laughed.

They covered their mouths with their hands and desperately suppressed their laughter, but the large shaking of their shoulders said it all.

And the noble lady's face, who was snubbed, became increasingly red.

This wasn't Aqua's doing; it was entirely Darkness's own idea.

She said that nobles also learn the art of seduction to conquer men and that she would show them the aura of a noble lady.

It sounded cool when she said it.

But as soon as she appeared, she was mistaken for a prostitute.

Darkness's outfit wasn't really wrong; nobles should dress like this. The art of seduction she learned wasn't wrong either.

But the problem is that the target of seduction is nobles.

Regardless of whether Dick is a noble or not, the venue itself is a big problem. After all, places where you flirt with nobles are basically high-end places, not a small, remote tavern like this.

Darkness restrained her embarrassed expression, revealing a gentle smile, and said charmingly, "You're so funny. I'm not a prostitute. I'm a female boss who runs a small shop in this town named Lalatina…"

"Oh, isn't that Darkness?! What are you doing here? This isn't a place for a lady of the Dustiness family to deign to visit."

It's the [You're Everywhere!] thug, Dust!

"Y-You must have mistaken me for someone else, right? I…"

"What are you talking about, Lalatina? It's me, Dust! We clearly went on adventures together as a team, don't tell me you forgot!"

"What are you saying? I don't understand!"

Darkness turned her back and secretly stuffed some pocket money into Dust's hand in a place Dick couldn't see, while signaling him to leave quickly with a fierce look. Although he was a little unwilling, he still left.

Darkness tried to cover up her earlier gaffe with a smile.

"There are always people like that who claim to have met you somewhere, using it as a pickup line."

"Does the lady of the Dustiness family have something to discuss with me?"

It's over, this time it's hopeless.

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