The legend of the Crimson Demon clan started from Suqing

“Eee yaaaaaaa!”

Satou Kazuma let out a shrill scream, turning into something resembling charcoal as he collapsed to the ground.

Darkness paused for a moment, then excitedly rushed over, begging Yunyun to shock her as well. However, Yunyun simply held her down, preventing her from further embarrassing herself with her panting, orgasmic face, and told her to go off to the side to be crazy.

“W-What are you doing!”

At that moment, a girl rushed into the crowd, her face filled with concern and anger, shouting at Yunyun: “Even if Kazuma is a perverted, beastly scumbag, an incurable shut-in NEET, you can’t treat him like this!”

Are you concerned for him, or just twisting the knife?

This girl had long, light-blue hair and a flawless, makeup-free face. In terms of beauty alone, she could almost rival Yunyun. Her curvaceous figure, however, didn't seem to arouse anyone's interest.

Most importantly, her blue eyes held a clear, unadulterated stupidity.

Damn it, Aqua!

Satou Kazuma slightly opened his mouth, exhaling a puff of black smoke, and struggled to speak: “A-Aqua… I… I think I can still be saved…”

“Kazuma! Kazuma!”

Aqua patted his cheeks while simultaneously using her skill.

“—Heal!”

Like a certain healing hero, her abilities were almost divine. No, she *was* a goddess, and the effects of her skills were many times stronger than those of an ordinary high priest. In the blink of an eye, Satou Kazuma was as good as new.

“Ooh, ooh, ooh! Amazing!”

“That girl is a high priest! Incredible, and even better than a normal high priest!”

The surrounding adventurers exclaimed in amazement.

The praised idiot goddess immediately raised her head triumphantly, enjoying the lavish praise from the people around her.

It could only be said that they still underestimated Aqua.

This person was a goddess, willful enough to threaten her junior—the goddess Eris—to break the rules of the celestial realm and continuously revive Satou Kazuma, a real madwoman.

Exorcising the undead, purifying polluted water, performing super talents—she could do almost anything except her actual job.

Healed, Satou Kazuma slowly got up from the ground, looking at his tracksuit, which was charred and tattered, and burst into tears.

“My clothes, my only memento…”

This was probably the only modern item he had, like some guy who kept dying over and over, along with an old flip phone and two bags of snacks.

“Hey, you’re going too far!”

“What are you saying? Adventurers accept the consequences of their bets, isn’t that what you said, Kazuma?”

“That’s right, that’s right…”

A frustrated Satou Kazuma pouted.

He was just a novice adventurer who hadn’t saved any money, and now this had happened, making his already impoverished family even worse off.

“Alright, alright, you two should stop arguing.”

Darkness stopped the two who were arguing, and at the same time, looked at the crowd, which was already showing signs of dispersing, and said, “Why don’t we sit down and chat together? I’ll treat today, how about it?”

“Treat? Great!”

Aqua cheered first, shouting, “I want bubble wine! And fried frog legs! Big sister, I want to order!”

She wasn’t polite at all; as soon as she heard someone was treating, she immediately shouted to the guild’s waitress.

Satou Kazuma’s anger also subsided when he heard that someone was treating.

The four of them sat in a corner of the guild.

Before the food came, Darkness took the initiative to introduce herself: “I am Darkness. As I said just now, I am a high-level Crusader. I used to be in a party with him (Yunyun) and Chris, so we are considered to be relatively good friends.”

“Mm-hm, I see.”

Satou Kazuma nodded in understanding.

It seemed that, just as he thought, Yunyun had come to cause trouble because her friend had been bullied and she had come to get revenge.

…No, that wasn’t it.

Actually, the real reason was that Yunyun was afraid that Satou Kazuma would use his skills on Megumin and Yunyun, so she had struck first as a precaution.

However, since he had misunderstood, Yunyun didn’t feel the need to explain.

“Let me introduce myself. I am Yunyun, a high-level Arch-Wizard. Also, I am a Crimson Demon. Crimson Demon names are all rather strange, so if you dare to make fun of them…”

A crackling sound came from Yunyun’s fingertips.

Darkness shuddered, her face red.

After carefully looking at Yunyun’s appearance, Aqua said, “It’s true; red eyes and black hair, Yunyun really is a Crimson Demon.”

“Crimson Demon? Hey, what’s a Crimson Demon?”

“Kazuma, you really don’t know anything.”

Satou Kazuma then learned about the Crimson Demons from Aqua, and also learned that Crimson Demons were all born Arch-Wizards.

He had just experienced the strength of a high-level Arch-Wizard; they were beings who could easily handle him.

“Did you know? There are only two types of Crimson Demons. One is me, and the other is everyone else.”

Yunyun said with shining eyes, uttering a chuuni declaration.

“Unfair…”

He muttered so dejectedly.

Indeed, if someone who didn’t know the truth heard that Crimson Demons were born Arch-Wizards, they would definitely be so happy that they couldn’t speak, and might even say on the spot, “Never has there been such a wonderful start, please cheer for me, please applaud for me.” It wouldn’t be impossible.

However, if you knew the true nature of the Crimson Demons, it would really be too torturous.

At this time, the guild’s waitress brought over the bubble wine and fried frog legs they had ordered.

By the way, Yunyun didn’t have bubble wine.

Because he was not yet 14 years old, according to the laws of the kingdom, he could not drink alcohol.

…He could clearly get married and have children.

He really didn’t understand the kingdom’s laws; how were they defined?

“Speaking of which, I don’t know your names yet.”

Darkness also said, "I've never seen anyone who could steal Chris's panties and also be a high priest who can heal others in such a short time."

"Hey… …"

For the sake of the fried frog legs and sparkling wine, Satou Kazuma decided not to haggle with Darkness.

"I am Satou Kazuma, reincarnated from another world… cough cough, just a newly minted adventurer. But as you can see, I'm just an ordinary beginner, and I've only learned one skill so far."

To be fair, he is quite self-aware.

Satou Kazuma's greatest strength isn't his ruthlessness, but his clear judgment of the strength of both the enemy and himself, and he often uses any means necessary to win.

"Hmm, an ordinary adventurer?"

Darkness didn't mean to mock him.

After all, this is the beginner's village, and low-level professions are everywhere. Even though Axel is full of hidden dragons and crouching tigers, ordinary adventurers are far more numerous than the strong.

"Mumble mumble."

"… …Swallow your food before you speak."

Satou Kazuma rolled his eyes.

Aqua took a big gulp of sparkling wine, swallowed the mouthful of food, and said, "I am Aqua, a high-level priest."

Even if she didn't introduce herself, everyone would know her.

However—

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Aqua once again spoke shockingly: "I am a goddess! That's right, I am the goddess worshiped by the Axis Church, the goddess representing water and wisdom—Aqua!"

"Hey, you… …!"

Satou Kazuma was a little nervous.

What if she's taken advantage of by someone with ulterior motives by exposing her identity so easily!

Darkness asked strangely, "Goddess?"

"N-N-No, that, that… chuuni! N-No, that's just her delusion!" Satou Kazuma waved his hands back and forth excitedly.

"What did you say!"

"Shut up!"

He held down Aqua's head, not letting the idiot goddess talk nonsense. Although Darkness found it strange, she didn't express anything, only taking it as the two of them said.

Zun Zun was drinking his beverage in an old-fashioned manner.

Satou Kazuma was a little strange about his indifferent attitude, and asked, "Th-That… judging by your appearance, could it be that you believe Aqua is a goddess?"

"Yes."

"You believe her?"

"Why shouldn't I?"

Zun Zun looked at him in confusion.

"Th-This, well… …"

Satou Kazuma retorted: "N-No, no, no, how could a normal person believe that… …"

It's like saying you're Chun Ge, and believing in yourself grants eternal life. It's okay to joke around normally, but you lose if you take it seriously.

What he never expected was—

"Actually, I am also a god."

"… …Eh?" X3

The three of them looked at Zun Zun in disbelief.

Zun Zun babbled nonsense in a serious manner: "Actually, I am a god reincarnated. Lend me 50,000 Eris, and when I break the seal and return to my divine position, I will make you my high priest."

"Zun Zun, you… …"

"Are too good at fooling people."

Darkness and Satou Kazuma, two people with online IQs, were completely speechless.

On the other hand, Aqua said excitedly, "You're also a god! That's great! I'm Aqua, you should know me! By the way, I can't open the passage back to the realm of the gods, can you help me!"

"Aqua, you… …"

Satou Kazuma had already despaired of the idiot goddess's stupidity.

"That's fake, Aqua, don't be fooled."

"What, it's actually fake!?"

Aqua only realized it later, slammed the table and shouted, "What do you mean? It's one thing to not believe I'm a goddess, but you even dare to deceive me! That's too hateful!"

"Hehe."

"Ahhh! Kazuma, don't stop me, I'm going to make him look good!"

"Stop it, Aqua, you can't beat him!"

Zun Zun's dismissive snort immediately ignited the idiot goddess's anger. If Satou Kazuma hadn't stopped her, she might have really pounced on him and fought him to the death.

But very quickly.

Aqua suddenly realized something and said, "That's right, Kazuma, I can use this method to earn money! After all, I really am a goddess, so there definitely won't be any problems!"

Huh? ? ?

Satou Kazuma had a black question mark face.

Regret, he feels regret now, in short, he regrets it very much, he regrets bringing this idiot goddess along.

Hehe.

Zun Zun curled his lips.

With such an idiot, he can scam her 13 times in one night!

Then she saw Aqua say to Zun Zun and Darkness, "I really am the water goddess Aqua, you two, if you give me 50,000 Eris, when I break the seal and return to my divine position, I will make you two my high priests!"

Darkness took out the Eris Church necklace hanging around her neck and said, "Sorry, my family has been members of the Eris Church for generations."

"—Ptooey!"

Aqua spat rudely, then turned her gaze to Zun Zun.

No, buddy.

You're using my routine to scam me?

After thinking for a while, Zun Zun said, "That's not right, Aqua. If you want others to believe you're a real goddess, you have to give them money."

"What?"

"For example, if Aqua gives me 5,000 Eris, I will believe that Miss Aqua is the real water goddess."

"Really? If I give you 5,000 Eris, you'll believe I'm a goddess?"

Aqua's eyes lit up, then she started rummaging through her purse, and after searching for a long time, she only found a little over 3,000 Eris. She turned her head and said to her companion sitting next to her, "Kazuma, lend me 2,000 Eris!"

"Aqua, you… …"

Satou Kazuma already had a painful expression on his face.

Regret, he feels regret now, in short, he regrets it very much, he regrets bringing this idiot goddess along.

Hehe.

Zun Zun curled his lips.

With such an idiot, he can scam her 13 times in one night!