The life I long for is the God of Food

"Is this meant to make me barefoot in the field?"

Jiang Shuying looked at the black paddy field in front of him and hesitated a little.

"Could there be snakes?"

She asked again.

"Speak, little brother!"

Jiang Shuying flicked Yu Nong with his hand.

Yu Nong had been thinking about something, came back to his senses, and nodded: "Well, there may be snakes." "

"Wow!"

Jiang Shuying jumped up suddenly, his expression ~ a little exaggerated.

"Then I'm not going down—I'm super afraid of snakes. "

"It's just a possibility, the snake likes to stay in damp and shady places, and now that the sun is quite strong, it should hide and take a nap, it's hard to touch. "

"Really, snakes take a nap too?"

"Of course, snakes are cold-blooded animals, and cold-blooded animals are sleepy. "

"Good.. All right. "

Jiang Shuying was skeptical, but in the end, he was coaxed down by Yu Nong like a child.

Jiang Shuying took off his shoes, revealing his smooth and white toes.

Her legs are long and white, and when she steps into the paddy field and the black mud, she is even more dazzling and white.

Jiang Shuying took a step cautiously, and found that it was not as terrible as he imagined, stepping into the mud, soft and cool, and quite fun.

But when he turned his head, he found that Yu Nong was still standing on the ridge.

"Hey, why don't you come down?!"

Yu Nong said lightly: "I never said that you must go to the field to catch lobsters." "

Jiang Shuying didn't react a little, "Then why did you let me down?"

Yu Nong naturally replied, "I thought you liked it." "

Jiang Shuying: "???"

"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death!"

"I'm getting thicker and skinier. "

"This sentence 'I think you like it' is really sassy, and it's not okay if you don't accept it!"

"Look at Jiang Jiang's expression, it's funny!"

...

Jiang Shuying: "Come here, little brother, I promise not to put mud on your face." "

Yu Nong looked up at the sky, "Save effort and keep catching crayfish, the sun is so shining, you are busy.."

Jiang Shuying frowned: "What do you mean? How much do I have to catch, can't I just eat enough?"

Yu Nong looked at her seriously: "How many catties can you eat when you usually eat crayfish?"

Jiang Shuying tilted his head and thought for a while: "Two or three catties, I ate five catties at most!"

After saying that, she smiled proudly, it was a very impressive thing for herself to have such an appetite as a girl.

Soon Yu Nong's next sentence came.

"You can eat three catties alone, there are seven of us in total, how many catties do you count? This is not taking into account that the boy's appetite will be relatively large. "

"One, three, three... Three-seven-twenty-one?!"

Jiang Shuying was stunned, and then shouted out in a lost voice: "God, then I don't want to catch at least twenty catties of crayfish!"

"Poof.."

Yu Nong really couldn't hold back his laughter.

"Then you take it slowly, and I'll prepare some tools."

Yu Nong walked away to the side, Jiang Shuying was still shocked, and after a few seconds, she suddenly reacted and shouted angrily at Yu Nong's back.

"You're playing tricks on me again, and you're not just eating shrimp at night. Why do you want three pounds per person! I'm so angry."

The audience was rolling in laughter!

"I'm kind of obedient to Yu Nong, and I'm doing a set of operations. "

"Totally intellectually suppressed, haha. "

"Poor Jiang Jiang is a very smart and clever girl, who was coaxed by Yu Nong and stunned. "

"Do you think that Yu Nong is super handsome like this, and wants to be tricked into bed by him!"

...

The tools that Yu Nong was looking for were sticks and cotton thread.

He is not going to catch lobsters, but is going to use the method of fishing.

Many rural children can fish for shrimp, and they only need to tie a fishy bait such as pork liver and small fish on the line, and the lobster will pounce on it as brainlessly as a pervert who has seen a beautiful woman.

Clamp the bait with their large pincers and don't let go.

Jiang Shuying stepped around in the seedling field, the water was muddyed by her, and she didn't even see the shadow of a lobster.

When I looked back, I saw Yu Nong walking with a wooden stick and cotton thread.

"What are you doing, making fishing rods?"

Jiang Shuying is a bit of a novelty.

"Can you catch lobsters?"

Yu Nong nodded, and replied without raising his head: "Yes, lobsters are as stupid as you and easy to catch." "

Jiang Shuying: ???

"Haha, I'm getting thicker and thicker, and I'm caught off guard!"

"Jiang Jiang has met a nemesis!"

"These two are so interesting!"

...

"What do you mean I'm as stupid as a lobster? "

Jiang Shuying was so angry that his cheeks bulged, and he crossed his waist and asked.

Yu Nong raised his head, and his eyes suddenly showed a look of surprise, "Teacher He, why are you here?"

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"Teacher He?!"

Jiang Shuying hurriedly turned around, behind him was a distant paddy field, how could there be any Teacher He.

Turning around again, he was facing Yu Nong's playful smile.

"Still not stupid?"

"You..."

Jiang Shuying was about to be angry.

She felt that Yu Nong looked tall and handsome, and he was a little cold, but he was actually so bad that he was going to die.

There is no pork liver and small fish, Yu Nong found a suitable substitute.

He caught a frog, broke its belly, tied it to a cotton thread, and the crayfish fishing artifact was completed.

"Would you like to hear a piece of advice?"

Yu Nong saw that Jiang Shuying was still swaying in the middle of the paddy field like a headless fly, and couldn't help but speak.

"Don't listen!"

Jiang Shu Yingli didn't want to pay attention to him.

Yu Nong didn't care, and said to himself: "Crayfish are generally hidden in the ditch by the ridge, pay more attention to those mud holes, there may be surprises." "

Jiang Shuying pretended not to hear, but a minute later, he still obediently walked from the middle of the field to the edge of the field.

Yu Nong threw the cotton thread tied with the frog into the water, and the old god was there, waiting for the lobster to take the bait.

Suddenly, he saw Jiang Shuying looking at a mud hole with surprise on his face, and was about to put his hand into it.

Yu Nong's pupils shrank, and he whispered: "Stupid, that's not a lobster hole.. "_

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