The life I long for: I’ve never opened my mouth

"So anxious to be reincarnated, brother, do you want to be a dumb person in your next life?"

Zhang Zifeng asked coldly with his milk.

Zhao Zhe's face darkened: "Go to the side! My mouth really didn't open up!".

Zhao Zhe's voice just fell.

Wangwang ......

The little scoop screamed twice, and disappeared directly.

fluttering ......

Nicholas Lamp fluttered twice, and also fled a few meters away from Zhao Zhe's surroundings.

"I ......

".

Zhao Zhe looked at the two animals with a bewildered expression.

What the hell ???

I can't get along with ???

"Poofhaha, I now not only suspect that Brother Zhe's mouth has been opened, but I also suspect that the little scoop and the lantern have become fine. "

"Scoop: I'm afraid, I'm afraid, I'm afraid. "

"Lamp: Slipped, slipped. "

"The rest of the small ones: I can't afford to provoke them. "

"Haha, a group of showmen, laughing at me. "

"Hmph, it doesn't matter if it's turned on or not, all I want is my little brother's body!".

"Little Bichi, draw your sword! I only need a certain part of my body!".

"it! ruthless! Are the girls so unrestrained now?".

......

"Hey, hey......

".

Looking at Zhao Zhe with a confused face, Zhang Zifeng smiled unkindly.

"Xiao Zhe, I think Zifeng is right, otherwise you will be a dumb person in the next life. "

Huang Lei and He Jiong also held back a smile.

"Brother......" Peng Peng looked up and wanted to interject.

However, Zhao Zhe directly refused to interject, and pointed at Peng Peng and said, "Shut up, second child!"

Peng Peng: "......

".

After the joke, He Jiong asked, "Then what do you want to do in your next life, Xiao Zhe?"

"Me?" Zhao Zhe thought for a while and said directly: "I won't be a man in my next life!"

"Huh, don't you want to be a man?".

Everyone was taken aback, and they stared at Zhao Zhe.

Then, Zhao Zhe slowly leaned on the railing of the gazebo behind him and said lightly.

"I'm going to turn into a Yuan bullet!".

"I don't have to deal with others for the rest of my life, and you say that I am open-mouthed. "

"No work, no travel. "

"Every day I lie down, sleep, hilarious, meditate ......."

"Just think about one question!".

Seeing that Zhao Zhe stopped, several people asked in unison, "What's the problem?"

The next second.

Zhao Zhemeng sat up straight: "Lao Tzu is fried or not!".

"Puff haha......

".

"Hahaha! Xiao Zhe, your thought is very dangerous, you must cut off this thought as soon as possible, hahaha......

".

Several people were amused by Zhao Zhe again.

The audience in the live broadcast room naturally sprayed water in unison.

"it, it's ruthless! This idea is dangerous!"

"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, I'm dripping a damn, Brother Zhe's mouth has something!".

"Love, love, love, laughter, cheeks hurt. "

"Ah, what kind of immortal is Brother Zhe, why didn't you find him earlier!".

......

"It's good to be young. After laughing, Huang Lei said: "You don't know, hey, Duoduo often has this strange thought." "

"I remember one time when Duoduo didn't study well, I reasoned with him, I asked. "

"Sister, if you don't study hard, what are you going to do when you grow up?"

"Say a lot about herding sheep. "

I was stunned for a moment and asked her again, I said that you can't learn to count well, and you don't know if you have one missing. "

"Guess what Sister Dori said?".

Huang Lei said with a smile.

"Tethered with a rope?" Zhang Zifeng said tentatively.

"How can it be less if you circle it directly?" said Peng Peng, unconvinced.

"Xiaozhe, what do you think?"

He Jiong thought for a while and asked Zhao Zhedao.

"Huh?" Zhao Zhe was stunned for a moment, and said disdainfully: "Isn't it okay to put one?".

Hiss ......

Peng Peng and Zhang Zifeng felt that their thoughts were instantly clear.

yes!

How to throw one away ???

Gee...... Brother Zhe is really Brother Zhe!

"Poof...... Ahem. "

After listening to Zhao Zhe's answer, Huang Lei just drank a sip of water and squirted out directly, and said angrily: "No wonder Duoduo always wants to play with you, say, is it ??? you teach Duoduo".

"That's definitely not it, how could it be me. "

Zhao Zhe's eyes fluttered.

Admit it?!

It's impossible! It's impossible to admit it in my life!

"Where is this, there is even more annoying. Zhao Zhe pouted.

"Huh?" the crowd became interested and asked, "What's the matter?" and what else I don't know

"It seems that once when I was playing with Duoduo, I didn't know what Duoduo thought, and suddenly I said. "

"Brother, what do you guess my last name?".

"Then I'm sure you say, aren't you surnamed Huang?"

"Duoduo said, no! my surname is Kaoru!".

"Which Kaoru do you guess?" Zhao Zhe suddenly stopped and asked a few people.

"Lavender's lavender?".

The four of them said it almost subconsciously.

"No!" Zhao Zhe vetoed, the corners of his mouth hooked, and said with a smile: "Xun (Sun) Wukong's grandson!".

"Hahaha...... Oh, how funny is that?".

He Jiong slapped his thigh with a smile and said, tears were about to burst into laughter.

"Brother, you are so stupid, you have been tricked by Duoduo. Zhang Zifeng also sneered.

It's still a smart sister, and she actually played Brother Zhe.

Look at the way a few people laugh and lean forward.

Zhao Zhe pursed his lips and muttered, "How can I be tricked? I asked backhandedly, what do you guess my surname?"

"Your surname is Zhao!" everyone replied in unison.

What's the matter? You can still have a surname???

However.

Zhao Zhe refused: "No!".

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Yuan who was blocked before because of the yuan bullet, this my pot, was automatically blocked by the system, and now it's okay.

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