The life I long for: I’ve never opened my mouth

"Ahem...... Duoduo, if you think about it carefully, how can you choose to eat French fries at this time?"

Huang Lei frowned, leaned over and looked at Duoduo with a gentle face and said.

"Hmm......"

Duoduo pointed his head at his little finger, tilted his head and thought about it, and finally nodded and said, "I just have to eat French fries first." "

Poof!

Hahaha!

Seeing that Duoduo chose to eat French fries again after thinking seriously, everyone couldn't help but laugh instantly.

After daring to be entangled for so long, Mr. Huang still doesn't have the temptation of French fries!

Looked at.

Huang Lei also wanted to save his position in his daughter's heart, and continued to ask: "What about after you eat French fries?"

However, Zhao Zhe directly and ruthlessly interrupted: "Give up, Teacher Huang, then I'll let you feel the real pain!"

After speaking.

Zhao Zhe asked Duoduo directly: "Duoduo, tell me the answer you just had in your heart! If you don't say it, some people will never realize how small their status is." "

"Just now I was thinking about whether to eat fries or ketchup first, because fries are only delicious when they are dipped in ketchup, but I can only choose one, so I'm a little entangled, this choice is really painful!"

Saying that, there was an expression on my little face that I was too difficult, which made everyone burst into laughter.

Subsequently.

Seeing Teacher Huang, who was already completely autistic and sluggish, Zhao Zhe sighed and smiled: "Teacher Huang, do you not tutor a lot of homework well, and fall out of favor?"

Huang Lei: "???"

"Child, hehehe......" Huang Lei laughed awkwardly, still a little unwilling.

After all, Duoduo is still a child, and he can always be tempted by food.

So it's a basic operation, Dad, I can understand it!

So, Huang Lei changed his words and asked directly: "Duoduo, if Zhao Zhe falls into the river, will you eat fried chicken or hamburger first?"

"Save my brother first!"

Duoduo didn't think about it and replied directly.

Hearing Duoduo's answer, everyone was stunned.

What's the matter, the fried chicken burger is not as tempting as the fries and ketchup???

Even Zhao Zhe didn't expect Duoduo to be the first to think about himself, not to mention, he was very moved.

Did you misunderstand this girl before?!

Huang Lei was also puzzled: "Duoduo, why?"

The rest of the people also looked over, wondering how Duoduo would answer.

"Because I still don't want my brother to teach me homework!" replied again decisively.

Hear the words.

Everyone was relieved, this Duoduo was really a good boy, and the first thing that came to mind at this time was homework.

Commendable!

Only Huang Lei fell into autism again.

Ha?

Feelings are really because I tutor too little homework?!

So fell out of favor???

"Oh, great!" Zhao Zhe also smiled when he heard this, his face was full of pride: "Come on, come on, let's talk, what homework." "

Seeing that Zhao Zhe was finally willing to help him with his homework, his face was overjoyed, and he hurriedly pushed the cards he had just taken out in front of him.

"This and this, you read it for me, and I'll learn it from you. "

"It's easy, come, I'll see. "

Glancing at the words on the card.

Well!

Not a big problem!

All know!

It's not the kind of bells and whistles of all kinds of traditional Chinese characters, and then just one eats and two simplified characters.

Then I ask you to see, do you don't know anything other than eating?!

At that time, I didn't know where Duoduo learned this thing, so I forced Zhao Zhe to nod and admit it.

Therefore, Zhao Zhe is very vigilant in tutoring a lot of homework now.

If you can!

That's not tutoring is the best!

Seeing that there were no traps this time, Zhao Zhe also breathed a sigh of relief and read directly: "The summer vacation has begun, and many teachers must pay attention to safety at home, otherwise what should I do if I fall and can't go to class at the beginning of school, I still have to study!"

Zhao Zhe finished reading, turned his head to look at Duoduo and said, "Do you want to read it again, can you keep up?"

did not answer Zhao Zhe.

After listening to Zhao Zhe read it, Duoduo jumped up directly on the spot: "Shredded coconut!great!lalala~~~ You don't have to go to class when school starts~~~ Don't brother, you're really good???"

Zhao Zhe: "???"

What's the situation???

Why am I a little scratching my head jio?!

Even the rest of the people were puzzled, and they didn't know why Zhao Zhe was so excited after reading it.

Then.

Duoduo walked up to Huang Lei again and said with a smile: "Daddy, you can ask me the question just now." "

"Which one?"

"It's the Burger one. "

"Oooh. Huang Lei replied and asked again: "Duoduo, if Zhao Zhe falls into the water, will you eat fried chicken or hamburger first?"

"Hey...... I'll eat the burger first!"

Duoduo held his little hands behind his back and still answered very decisively.

But the answer is quite the opposite.

Looked at.

He Jiong and the others were also puzzled: "Duoduo, why did you change your answer this time?"

"Hehe...... "Duoduo covered his mouth and smiled, and said with a clever face: "Because Brother Don't have any use value, Brother Don't have helped me care about our teacher just now, so the teacher will definitely fall down during the summer vacation, so after school starts, I don't have to go to class~"

Poof!

Hahaha!

Hearing Duoduo's answer, everyone instantly burst out laughing.

Dare to make such a fuss, and the first thing he did when he came to the mushroom house was to deceive Zhao Zhe into a wave of poisonous milk for his teacher!

Hahahaha!

At this time.

Zhao Zhe, who was still sitting on the stool, froze instantly, his eyes blank.

Lao Tzu was tricked again???

My fucking seven-foot man can't do more than a little girl???

How many times???

Lao Tzu will no longer tutor this Nizi homework!

Never!

"Damn! Hahaha! This wave of sisters is simply a heavenly show!"

"I'm turned over by the show, haha, this poisonous milk kid knows it. "

"I'm in love with Nima, my wife just came and gave Brother Zhe a dismount, haha, I'm confused. "

"Poof...... This turn is very philosopher, haha, how smart it is, it just pities their teacher. "

"Teacher Duoduo: One thing to say, I'm panicking now, what should I do, waiting online, I'm in a hurry. "

"Hahaha! No, no, no, I'm laughing to death, my face hurts when I laugh. "

"It's the same, my stomach hurts from laughing, hahaha, my mom called 120, thinking I was sick. "

......

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