The life I long for: I’ve never opened my mouth

"Ouch! This year's netizens are really talented!".

"Why don't you call eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling?!".

"Hahaha! Yes, yes, it is highly recommended to eat, drink, prostitute and gamble!".

"XSWL, that's a fitting name for the mushroom house!".

"The dog is so cute, I really want to feed it. "

"There's a lot of trouble in the mushroom house now, haha, so many dogs. "

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Just when everyone was still ridiculing the name.

Zhao Zhe rushed over directly, stared at the four dogs and looked around, and said with a serious face: "Scoop must be a boy, right?"

"Yes, there is only one boy among the four puppies, which is Scoop, and the other three are girls. Lao Wang's answer came from behind the camera.

Hearing this, Zhao Zhe's clothes really did not look as I expected: "Boys should be prostitutes!".

Poof......

He Jiong and the others were amused again.

This time, Zhang Zifeng also reacted to the meaning of Zhao Zhe's words, and said with a blank look: "Brother, you are really bad." "

Even Director Wang behind the camera twitched the corners of his mouth, but he didn't expect Zhao Zhe, who looked serious, to have such a funny side.

This is still the ??? I knew the great god before

Alas!

Time is gone, and the great god returns to amuse Bido.

But then the voice from Director Wang's side came again: "Next, let's talk about business first, right?"

As soon as he heard the matter, He Huang Erlao's face was straight: "Hey! Finally got down to business, come on!".

As he spoke, several people sat on the stools under the gazebo.

Especially Huang Lei, there was also a smile on his face.

Seeing Huang Lei's appearance, Director Wang's big face behind the camera twitched again.

This Nima Huang Lei's level of loss of hai is in the circle, that is a quasi, Huang Lao Hai Huang Lao Hai is really worthy of his reputation!

After all, there is no such thing as a false hair!

Thinking about it, Director Wang hid behind the director.

Seeing this scene, He Jiong hurriedly stood up and took the camera from the director's hand with a smile and turned around to shoot: "Audience and friends, take a good look, Director Wang looks like a thief, it seems that the mushroom house is going to have a hard time at the beginning of this season." "

The audience in the live broadcast room also burst into laughter when they saw this scene.

"Haha! Director Wang's cowardice looks like when I face my wife. "

"Poof...... Brother, this metaphor is absolutely amazing!".

"Director: Why is it always me who gets hurt? "

"One thing to say, Mr. Huang's slippers have one hand. "

"That's okay, Huang Laohai is not called for nothing!".

“66666！"

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watched the director be put into hiding by Mr. He.

Zhao Zhe reminded in time: "Director Wang, you can be careful, this place is small, don't drop your big Buddha." "

Just when Zhao Zhe's words fell.

Poof!

Director Wang didn't stand firmly, and was directly tripped by the camera bracket and fell into a big fart squat.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host Crow's Beak Wang Zhengyu for his success and obtaining Kaiguang Points*100!".

The system's voice rang out again.

Zhao Zhe was stunned, I really, really just wanted to care about Director Wang.

System, you fucking don't mean it, !!

Lao Tzu's mouth really hasn't been opened!!

"Poof, hahaha......

".

This time, He Jiong and the others didn't care about the image at all.

A laughing man turned on his back, tears coming out.

"What's that...... Director Wang, I'm just ......" Zhao Zhe's face was embarrassed, and he was about to say something.

Wang Zhengyu got up directly from the ground with a spirit: "Brother Zhe, Brother Zhe, I have received your magical powers, thank you for your concern, I'm afraid I can't afford it, you take a seat, take a seat." "

Zhao Zhe: "......".

Speechless, Zhao Zhe could only sit back on the stool honestly.

As soon as he went back, Zhang Zifeng's shoulders trembled slightly with a smile: "Brother, you are really a crow's mouth." "

"Stay and go. Zhao Zhe waved his hand.

Huang Lei also stretched out his thumb and said: "Xiao Zhe did a good job, I have nothing to do in the future to care more about Director Wang, so that they can feel our love for him!"

After speaking, he turned his head to Peng Peng and said, "Peng Peng, go to the house and get a few pairs of tows, after all, Director Wang is going to get down to business." "

"Gotcha. "

As soon as Peng Peng got up, Zhao Zhe said angrily: "By the way, bring me the axe too, don't let me care, then I'll play hard!"

"Brother, don't worry, come right away. "

Peng Peng instantly turned into a ponyboy and went to the house to get his slippers, and then walked over with an axe.

I saw Peng Peng come out with his left slipper and right axe.

Zhao Zhe subconsciously cared: "Peng Peng, you are a little ......".

However, the words are not finished yet.

Peng Peng's face changed suddenly, and his feet hurriedly sped up: "Brother...... Don't talk yet, wait for me. "

Whoosh!

At this time, Peng Peng seemed to be the champion of the 100-meter sprint.

The distance that would have taken several steps to walk rushed over in the blink of an eye.

"Whew~ Fortunately, I caught up. "

Seeing that there was no accident, Peng Peng handed over the things to several people with confidence: "Hehe, Brother Zhe, care more about the director, I'm fine, don't worry, I'm young." "

"Go, go, you go. "

"One by one, I'm too lazy to care about you! Zhao Zhe didn't have a good breath.

But my heart has begun to condolence the system, and I can't even help but taste it.

If it goes on like this, his personality will collapse!

Will this work??!!!

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