The Live Broadcast Invited Monks To Perform Rituals And Turn On The Light Bulbs!

Chapter 303: What Is It Like To Fail In Trying To Show Off?

"I've already smelled the emperor's unique hobby, it smells like that!"

"Haha, sister Xia Ru has it written all over her face, I take care of people with a net worth of tens of billions, but you ask me to be a village woman?"

"Damn, what a waste of natural resources! Great Emperor, how can you destroy flowers with your own hands!"

"If nothing else, I admire the emperor for finding such a place every time. Maybe it's because I have lived in the city for too long and I don't know where there is such a big house.

"It looks a bit like a dilapidated house."

"A certain family is currently sitting in a dilapidated house, sipping ice cream and watching the Emperor's live broadcast.

"I still live in a mobile home!"

People in the live broadcast room burst into all kinds of wails.

And Yu Yingzhe likes to prank beautiful women. This contrast makes people love and hate them at the same time!

After walking into the small courtyard, Xia Ru's tense mood suddenly felt a little better.

Well, just a little.

This small courtyard has two wing rooms in the east and west and a master bedroom. The yard is the size of a basketball court, but it is neatly arranged.

"Mr. Yu, well, is there anything you need in your daily life, or something that I have to do every day?"

"Please tell me so I can record it."

"Actually, my daily life is very monotonous. You don't have to face a big enemy. It's just about the specific things."

"Chop wood, carry water, feed the horses."

Xia Ru's eyebrows twitched a few times. She also had good professionalism, so she still asked with a smile in the end.

"Feed the horse, can it be a real horse?"

"Hey, I see you are spiritual! Here, here."

There is also a stable behind the west wing, and there is actually a donkey in it.

Xia Ru's face changed slightly and she blinked for a long time before continuing to ask.

"Mr. Yu, what are your hobbies? In other words, what are your current plans?"

"The firewood at home is gone, so chop it first! Then carry water and clean up my horse."

I can tolerate other things, but there is one thing I cannot tolerate.

Even if there are 29 people who call a deer a horse, it is not acceptable!

"That's a donkey, let's decide first."

"As housekeepers, you don't have to do whatever your employer says?"

"In this day and age, some people are already referring to rats as ducks. I don't think we need to add icing on the cake."

"Okay, then you sit down first and I'll take a rest next to you."

Although Xia Ru's face is still full of shock and disbelief, she has already rolled up her sleeves and started working with an ax on her shoulder.

The top butlers are different, they still work in a decent way.

Yu Yingzhe, who was sitting on a recliner and resting, was very bored, so he came to chat with her.

"Steward Xia, you also understand that top stewards go in both directions. Don't you think what I asked you to do is unreasonable?"

"I went in both directions, and it was only after I tried my best that I still felt that I couldn't meet the employer's requirements that I made concessions."

"It would be a coward to give up right from the start."

Xia Ru wiped the sweat from her forehead, looked at Yu Yingzhe with the ax and continued.

"However, I still feel that with the price Mr. Yu paid me, it is better to find a few people to help. I feel that this job is not suitable for me."

"I just acquired the yard, it's not too late."

People in the live broadcast room heard what Xia Ru just said and were already full of affection for this top personal butler.

"Wow, what kind of fairy and gentle sister is she? She concentrates on her work in the face of the emperor's ruthless difficulties and doesn't complain at all."

"I love you. If I couldn't afford it, I would definitely invite her."

"Hahahaha, but Butler Xia probably never thought that he would need to do this one day."

"Great Emperor, you black-hearted boss, please find a helper for my little sister!"

When did I become a black-hearted boss? These fans are also people who forget their loyalty.

The lounge chair under the tree was very comfortable, and it didn't take long for Yu Yingzhe to fall asleep. When he woke up, the firewood had been chopped and stacked neatly next to him.

Even the water tank is filled with water.

After taking off the clothes on his body, he turned around and saw Xia Ru cooking in the side room.

She looked at the time and she had only slept for less than an hour. How did she do all these things?

Even the stench of shit lingering in the yard is gone!

"Haha, this time it's the emperor's turn to be confused!"

"This is one of the few times since Sister Qingqing that the Emperor has become rich."

"It's so funny. The key is that the emperor snores while sleeping, and the young lady looked disgusted when she covered him with clothes."

"If the emperor hadn't been the financial backer, I guess my little sister's sandbag-sized fists could have beaten him to death."

Yu Yingzhe didn't care about joking with the people in the live broadcast room, looked at Xia Ru and asked him.

"Did you do all this?"

"That...of course not, it was done by someone I hired, and I was responsible for checking it.

"Didn't I ask you to do it?"

"Since you asked me to be the housekeeper, I will naturally arrange the resources at home reasonably. Mr. Yu, you only need to be responsible for receiving them and finally satisfying them."

Yu Yingzhe nodded approvingly.

"I didn't know what your taste was, so I made you some vegetable salad."

"There's nothing to eat here. Make me some instant noodles that I can't even eat!"

Xia Ru has never been in the habit of saying no to the financial sponsor's difficulties.

So she turned around and went back immediately, and not long after, an instant noodle plus that was perfect from presentation to taste was served.

There is even a bottle of ice-cold Coke next to the instant noodles.

Yu Yingzhe sniffed it and nodded with satisfaction.

"Well, I can see it, it tastes unpalatable.

"Give you a Coke."

Xia Ru unscrewed the lid and put the one she was used to washing next to Yu Yingzhe to let him smell it.

However, she also realized that this seemed to be the habit of opening red wine, so she froze in place, trying to take her hand back in embarrassment.

"Is eating instant noodles such a ritual now?"

"Oh my god, there are instant noodles that I can't afford, and there's Coke that I can't afford to drink."

"The young lady is holding out the bottle of red wine, but she comes to give this stinky man a Coke. I'm really heartbroken."

"Hahaha, I'm laughing so hard. This is forming a muscle memory, asking my eldest brother to smell the Coke cap."

Yu Yingzhe enjoyed the top-notch service beautifully and felt very contented.

And I am quite satisfied with Xia Ru's service level.

"Mr. Yu, do you have any plans for the afternoon?"

"I want to relax, what do you recommend?"

"Then of course I will go have afternoon tea, or I can search for nearby swimming pools and other fitness places to do some appropriate exercise in the afternoon..."

"Let's go to an Internet cafe!"

"where?"

"Internet cafe, why, you haven't been there?"

Xia Ru really showed an expression of wanting to escape this time, and she looked very eager to leave.

After all, she has never served a boss who went to the Internet cafe to spend a wonderful afternoon.

"Hahaha, Dad, please be a human being! I am a top-notch butler. Will I accompany you to the Internet cafe?"

"Young lady's business ability is so good that it can kill a god, and a Buddha can kill a Buddha. However, she almost got internal injuries when she met the great emperor."

"Sister Xia Gu, don't go. You believe me. Let's make money while standing, not the emperor's money."

"Xia Ru's heart at this moment: My profession, my accomplishments, and my moral principles all tell me not to kill this guy, but I really want to kill him.

Yu Yingzhe picked his teeth with a toothpick, and then said casually.

"Why, people can't always do those seemingly elegant things, they still have to stick to the earth, right?"

"You are right. I will plan the route for you. What do you need from an Internet cafe?"

"Nothing, just click."

While driving on the road, Xia Ru had adjusted her mentality again and concentrated on driving for her boss.

Although Yu Yingzhe was doing a live broadcast this time, he actually wanted to find a good personal butler.

"Xia Ru, if the job in front of you is everything to you, would you be willing to take it?"

"Can I think about it for a few days?"

"sure."

When he arrived at the Internet cafe, Yu Yingzhe walked forward swaggeringly, leaving Xia Ru standing at the bar to turn on the phone.

It's a pity that he could only show off for three seconds before being called back by the network administrator.

"Brother, whoever gets on the plane will get whose ID card, I don't care whether it's the steward or the chairman here."

"Damn, I forgot about this."

"Hahahaha, Emperor, you are going to laugh me to death, you are not a young master, admit it, you are a grassroots man.

"The Great Emperor is really like that. Every time he shows off seriously, he will be slapped in the face by all kinds of extremes."

"Feature, this is definitely a feature."

Xia Ru took the ticket, nodded towards the network administrator with a professional smile, and then followed Yu Yingzhe.

At this moment, Yu Yingzhe is the most handsome guy in the Internet cafe, and he deliberately not only privately owned the room, but also sat in the booth area.

Xia Ru, who was standing nearby, watched the emperor playing games. Not only did he serve tea and water, but he also wiped his sweat and fed him snacks. This kind of all-round service made people raise eyebrows.

The most important thing is that after watching Yu Yingzhe play two games, Xia Ru roughly figured out the rules of the game.

Later, whenever Yu Yingzhe made a better operation, she would applaud generously.

But most of the time his skills are poor, so he doesn't attract much praise.

"Mr. Yu, do you need to ice the tea you want? Tea drinks taste best at about minus two degrees Celsius to quench your thirst.

"No."

The buddy who was playing games with Yu Yingzhe next to him couldn't stand it anymore, so he came over to ask.

"Beauty, how much does it cost per hour? Such attentive and professional service!"

Xia Ru's eyes fell on Yu Yingzhe, signaling 070 if he wanted to answer.

This gentle, sweet, and obedient look will leave no one confused for a moment. No wonder everyone wants to be the emperor.

"Hey, it's poverty that makes my imagination so poor. It turns out that this is how real rich people live."

"If I were allowed to live like this, I would definitely not feel tired. I would definitely feel that the world is infinitely beautiful."

"I'm jealous."

Yu Yingzhe nodded after he died in the game again.

Xia Ru replied with a smile.

"I'm sorry, I don't calculate based on hourly wages, I calculate based on annual salary.

"Then how much is your annual salary?"

"three million."

"Holy shit, be a good girl, three million!"

The buddy playing games next to him widened his eyes and looked up and down at the woman in front of him.

After all, this was the first time in her life that she saw a three-million-dollar housekeeper alive.

"Oh, it turns out that the annual salary is three million, so I don't have to stress anymore. I checked my eyes and found that he is someone I can't afford."

"666, I suddenly felt that if I were given an annual salary of three million, I would even kneel down and shout cheers to the Emperor."

"Let me do these jobs. I only need one million."

"Upstairs, you are too busy! Emperor, I will do it for 500,000 yuan. I don't need an eight-hour working day, nor do I need 12 hours. With such a job, 996 will be my blessing.'

People in the live broadcast room once again refreshed their understanding of Yu Yingzhe because of the price.

"Whose is that Jaguar sports car outside?"

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It was a sports car, and everyone sitting in the booth area raised their heads to see who would stand up at this time.

Xia Ruben wanted to answer, but was stopped by Yu Yingzhe.

"Don't worry, let me feel the pleasure before showing off."

Yu Yingzhe closed his eyes and felt the mood of the people around him who were eager to see the owner of the sports car.

Until the network administrator said again impatiently.

"If you don't drive away, you will be towed away. Drive on the store road."

"Fuck, go and drive the car away."

Hearing this, Yu Yingzhe stood up in embarrassment, and hurriedly ran outside with Xia Ru.

It's a pity that their car has been towed to a trailer and driven away.

"Hahaha, Great Emperor, you just came here to laugh me to death."

“Maybe I can’t pretend to be cool anymore, and I won’t be able to pretend in this life.

"Perfect, Emperor, everything you do is perfect."

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