The Live Broadcast Invited Monks To Perform Rituals And Turn On The Light Bulbs!

"The Emperor is starting a live broadcast!"

"Haha, it's fun to call friends. I'm going to ask my friends to watch the live broadcast."

"Wow, Dad, you are dressed very formally today. Do you want to be a doctor?"

"This guy in the white coat must be a doctor."

"Wuhu, Dadi, you are really overacting. If you treat people casually without a qualification certificate, you will be invited to drink tea."

"I think the emperor definitely understands this. He always plays on the sidelines and won't really cause problems.

Yu Yingzhe rolled his eyes when he saw the marginalia mentioned in the live broadcast.

I am a serious anchor, and I have nothing to do with illegal or pornographic matters.

And today's system task is also quite cheating for me.

It's really putting yourself out there to see other people.

Of course, the main thing is not to see a doctor, but to sell your ancestral secret method, Jililu Pills!

Yes, you read that right, it’s such a deceptive name.

You must know that hospitals are different from other places. The relationship between patients and doctors here is already tense.

If you play like this, you will cause big trouble!

So Yu Yingzhe once again realized deeply that the system was trying to kill itself.

"Hello everyone, I'm going to start the live broadcast. I believe you have seen where I am."

"Don't ask me how I dare, maybe I just want to challenge myself."

Yu Yingzhe said something self-deprecating, and then searched for the source of grievance.

Oh no, patient.

Because he didn't dare to go to the critical disease area, Yu Yingzhe just wandered around the door of a few departments that seemed easy to fool.

Specifically, it is the respiratory department.

There's no one here except a bunch of coughing people.

Well, these guys look easy to capture.

"No, I don't believe it. I'm already like this, and you actually say that I'm just a little infected! You, a doctor, no, what the hell is going on in this broken hospital?"

A well-dressed woman walked out wearing high heels.

He stood at the door and yelled that the doctor who was attending the consultation was a quack.

And I ran to the outpatient department to see a specialist.

The nurse at the nurse's desk was also speechless and answered in a tired tone.

"Madam, please stop making trouble. You have called all the specialist outpatient clinics in our hospital and no one will let you call again."

"How about you go to another hospital?"

"No, what do you mean by this? It means that my illness is not important! You...

"KR..."

"I want to complain to you. This hospital is full of quacks!"

"This donor, I look at you as if you are seriously ill."

Yu Yingzhe was standing nearby and wanted to talk, but before he could even say a few words, he was scolded back by a woman's volley of curses.

This sentence alone made the woman pause.

"Great Emperor, what did you just say?"

"Hahahaha, donor, you are seriously ill. Emperor, how did you come up with such an opening statement?"

"Generally, magical starts have a strange direction. Emperor, I believe you."

People in the live broadcast room were very interested in Yu Yingzhe's opening, and they complained that he was going to overturn today.

"Who do you think is seriously ill?"

"you."

"Isn't there a great doctor here? Come on, tell me."

As long as this evil star left, it would be better than anything else. The nurses didn't care who the other party was and were ignored.

"I want to feel your pulse first and confirm my own judgment."

After pretending to feel his pulse for a long time, Yu Ying shook his head sadly.

In order to make sure that his judgment was correct, Yu Yingzhe continued to feel the other party's pulse for a long time.

Now the woman was a little anxious.

"Doctor, please be quick. What's wrong with me? Is there any cure? What happened?"

"Hey, with this disease of yours, you are lucky only if you meet me. Do you know anything about medicine?"

"I don't understand, but you have to tell me."

"Judging from your pulse, this is a sign of the alternation of cold and heat. When cold and cold encounter hot air, once the cold air rises, your body will become damp and hot..."

Yu Yingzhe's words were just a few words tossed around, and although they sounded mysterious, they were just a bunch of nonsense.

"The Emperor's nonsense literature has begun again."

"Listening to your words is better than just one word. No one is surprised at all."

"Haha, why do some people always think they are sick?"

Seeing the woman in front of her nodding her head again and again, she seemed to be very satisfied, so she lowered her voice and asked.

"Doctor, how should I treat this?"

"If you follow the doctor's advice, I can prescribe a medicine for you. Although there is no guarantee that the medicine will cure the disease after taking it, it will definitely be able to contain the disease.

"A pair of medicines? Doctor, I have to talk about you. Do you think I am someone who can't afford medicine?"

"You, Sister Fang, have never spent tens of thousands to see a doctor. I don't think you are a quack who can understand my condition, but you don't seem to be a good doctor either!"

Yu Yingzhe pulled out a fan from somewhere and nodded in understanding.

This kind of person is still easy to dance with as long as he can grab the other person's cool spot and poke it hard.

"Sister Society, you are wrong!"

"The contents of the medicine I am talking about are beyond your imagination. You may not be able to get it even if it costs less than eight thousand, not to mention one hundred thousand!"

"Challenge, this is definitely a challenge for me, I am very satisfied, tell me, if I don't really think I can't afford it?"

"Tianshan snow lotus, deer antler and ginseng are mixed with 1982-year-old cellar and soaked for 7,749 days."

"If you don't eat it, just smell it every day. I also have a pill here that can be used as a supplement. It will cure the disease within a hundred days."

The social lady's face was full of joy and she nodded with a very satisfied tone.

"I just like this kind of weird stuff, which makes people think it can cure diseases. What's the name of your pill? How much does it cost?"

"I... It's fate that we meet each other. I won't sell this medicine for 880,000 yuan, nor for 88,000 yuan. The friendly price is 8,000 yuan."

"Number Geely, I like it. You haven't said it yet, what's your name?"

"Sister Society, your name is just a code name, why do you care what it's called? His name is..."

Yu Yingzhe said his name with a vague accent that even Moulun could not match.

The social sister is a person who has the spirit to get to the bottom of the problem and hurriedly asked.

"Don't be slurred about what the name of this thing is.

"04......"

He spoke again at the speed of light, but it was still incomprehensible.

"What's going on? The emperor's mouth suddenly went offline?"

"Yes, I've never heard of him having any problems in this area before."

"What's going on? What's the name of this medicine?"

"Haha, there are actually people showing off their wealth in hospitals. The existence of those sky-high-priced hospitals is indeed reasonable.

"How on earth did we meet such a strange person?"

Fans in the live broadcast room burst out laughing when they saw Yu Yingzhe trying his best to fool the other party.

"This thing is called Jili Gulu Wan, okay? Jili Gulu Wan, do you understand this time?"

"Oh my god, your name is too cunning! Haha, Jili Gulu Pill, what the heck, you've got all the skills and medical skills, why is it such a useless name?"

The social lady laughed angrily and was very interested in the name of this medicine.

"Great Emperor, you were laughed at by the social sister, hahahaha, but you have always been bad at naming."

"Jiligulu pills, haha, who would buy a medicine like yours? It sounds like a stupid plaster sold at a small street stall."

"Wow, Emperor, you are so interesting."

Yu Yingzhe held the pill in his hand, looking at the social sister and wanting to impress her with his sincere eyes, but he was willing to place his hopes on him.

But the society girl got up after making fun of her.

"As long as your name is normal, I'll pay for it. Unfortunately, I think you are also seriously ill. I suggest you see a brain doctor.'

Then the other party stood up and left calmly, and she just left like that?

Not only did he leave, but he also fatally humiliated Yu Yingzhe. .......***......

Dry!

Yu Yingzhe wiped his face and began to adjust his strategy. He must sell this thing today.

"Haha, the embarrassment on the emperor's face tells me that this mission is very important."

"When the emperor accurately pronounced the name of the pill, I knew that he had screwed it up."

"What kind of genius would buy a pill with such a name?"

People in the live broadcast room began to talk a lot and comment on this matter.

Just when Yu Yingzhe was about to regroup and stand up, the society girl ran back again.

"Have you thought about whether you want to buy my pills?"

"I forgot to pay you for the diagnosis. What you said earlier is very accurate for my symptoms. Doctor, let me just forget about your Gulujili pill!"

After giving Yu Yingzhe the diagnosis fee and even reward money, the social lady walked out in high spirits.

Looking at the red hundred-dollar bill in his hand, Yu Yingzhe felt much better.

"Family members, you see, the soft girl coins in the world are the most touching to the hearts of mortals. Now I am determined again. I am sure I can sell them!"

"This is not the stupidest one. I want to find someone who is tough and stupid."

Yu Yingzhe was preparing to keep working hard, but his clothes were pulled.

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When he turned around, he saw his grandma standing next to him, looking at him expectantly.

"You, what's the matter?"

"Doctor, I heard what you just said. You are a good doctor. I would like to treat you to a meal."

What's going on today?

In the past, Yu Yingzhe was the one looking for the unlucky ones, but today he was unlucky, and they came to the door one by one.

But the other party was grandma, so even if he was doing a show, he had no intention of playing tricks on an old man.

So he declined the other party's invitation, but Yu Yingzhe still asked her a question.

"Grandma, if you have anything to ask me for help, you can tell me."

"My son, after my son came back a few days ago, he cried for some reason and said that his whole body hurt. He was sent to the hospital for a checkup and there was nothing wrong with him.'

“The doctor didn’t believe what my son said and refused to hospitalize him for observation. He is almost dying now!

"I think you are a good doctor with medical ethics. Please follow me back and take a look. I will kneel down for you."

"No, no, if you act like this, I won't be able to help you. Just be nice and I can go back and give you a look."

As Yu Yingzhe said this, he secretly blamed himself for starting to meddle in other people's business, but he had already said the words and there was nothing he could do if he didn't go.

I can only bite the bullet and follow Grandma forward.

Their family lives near this hospital, the location is good, and they don't look like they are short of money.

As soon as he entered the house, he smelled a strong smell of mugwort. There were even a few people in strange clothes reciting scriptures with their eyes closed.

"Exorcise evil spirits!"

Yu Yingzhe rolled his eyes without any trace of concealment. He invited such monsters and monsters to his house to torment him. At first glance, he was at the end of his rope.

But Grandma respected a few of the ‘Masters’ and kept kneeling down with her hands clasped together.

"Take me to see what's going on with people."

As soon as he entered the bedroom, Yu Yingzhe saw a woman sitting by the bed wiping her tears, and a man with a distorted face was lying on the bed.

The pain he showed was definitely not fake, he even wanted to roll over because the pain was so severe.

"This rope?"

"If he wasn't tied up, my son would go crazy at home when he got sick. Half of the things in the house were smashed, and I was even pushed down by him."

Grandma showed the black and blue marks on her arm, and it looked like she had been hit.

Putting aside his playful mood, Yu Yingzhe stepped forward and looked at the man, whose eyes were full of despair and pain.

And the whole body was tense. Touching his skin, it even felt like it was touching metal, hard and tight.

x......

The idea just popped into Yu Yingzhe's mind, and some fans in the live broadcast room started talking about it.

"Great Emperor, look at the meridians on his arms and see if there is any smell on his body."