The Local Lazy Man System

"Brother-in-law, maybe you try it out on stage."

Liu Xixi said to Ye Yaorong.

"I... forget it!"

Ye Yaorong said with some disinterest.

Five thousand yuan was still a small amount of money to Ye Yaorong. Ye Yaorong’s novels earned more than 50,000 yuan a day.

Not to mention that Ye Yaorong had a lot of other income.

"Since everyone is embarrassed, I will order an audience member to perform."

After speaking, the male host looked down the stage and quickly saw Liu Qingqing and the others.

There is no way, if this woman is beautiful, she will attract the attention of men everywhere.

The male host looked at Ye Yaorong, who was held by Liu Qingqing and Liu Xixi, and suddenly became jealous.

Even the male host kind of pushed Ye Yaorong away, he was in that position and let the two stunning beauties hold him.

"Then invite this handsome guy on stage to perform for everyone."

The male host pointed to Ye Yaorong and said.

The unbalanced male host wanted to make Ye Yaorong embarrassed.

"Brother-in-law, he said he will let you perform on stage, so go ahead!"

Liu Xixi said to Ye Yaorong excitedly.

"I?"

Ye Yaorong asked uncertainly.

After all, there are many people beside him.

"Yes, you are handsome."

Seeing that Ye Yaorong was still watching, the male host said immediately.

"Brother-in-law, go up and perform!"

Liu Xixi said.

This girl is afraid that the world will not be messed up.

"Man, don't you be shy? Everyone applaud, give him courage!"

The male host immediately took the microphone and said.

Suddenly Ye Yaorong was riding a tiger with difficulty!

"Husband, go up and perform!"

Liu Qingqing said.

From Liu Qingqing's point of view, her husband has a lot of talents, and this small stage makes her man uncomfortable at all.

"it is good!"

Ye Yaorong nodded, explained to Liu Qingqing and Liu Xixi, and stepped onto the stage.

Now Ye Yaorong's psychological quality is very strong, watching a large group of people watching the lively under the stage, until no one is like ordinary people, facing such a stage, his legs are weak for the first time.

"Mr. What is your last name?"

The male host placed the microphone in front of Ye Yaorong and asked.

"The last name is Ye."

Ye Yaorong said calmly.

"Hello, Mr. Ye, what show are you performing for everyone today?"

The male host asked.

"You asked me to come up, I don't know what to perform."

Ye Yaorong said with a smile.

"Ha ha……"

"Haha..."

The audience under the stage laughed happily.

"It's okay, just perform a show at random, singing, dancing, performing cross talk, making a magic trick, or telling a joke."

The host said with a smile.

"It's okay, just perform any show, sing a song or dance, or become a magic trick or whatever."

Originally, I really didn't know what Ye Yaorong to perform. After listening to the host's words, I suddenly remembered that I can do magic!

"Then I will perform magic tricks!"

Ye Yaorong thought for a while and said.

For performing magic, Ye Yaorong is good at performing magic tricks for children at home.

Ensure that there are no flaws to check.

"Great, I didn't expect this handsome guy to be a magician! Applause and encouragement from everyone."

The male host said in surprise.

This year, on stage performances like the head portrait, the crowds who came up either sang, danced, or told a joke.

There are basically no magicians. It is really too difficult. If you are not a professional magician, you can't do this job at all!

"Sister, brother-in-law's magic is amazing."

Liu Xixi said to her sister.

In the days of the deserted island, whether it was eaten or used, it was made by brother-in-law by magic. It was a miracle.

"Your brother-in-law is the best!"

Liu Qingqing said proudly.

...

Ye Yaorong asked the host to prepare simple props, two bottles of Nutrition Express and two pieces of cloth!

In order to show that he has not done any tricks, Ye Yaorong also specially asked the audience below to sign on the two bottles of nutrition express.

"Look carefully, everyone. Now these two bottles of Nutrition Express are on the table, I will cover them with cloth."

Speaking of Ye Yaorong, he covered the two bottles of Nutrition Express with cloth.

"Come to an audience, it's you, come up."

Ye Yaorong said, pointing to an audience near the stage and said.

Soon the audience came up.

"You uncover this cloth."

Ye Yaorong said to the audience who came up.

As the audience uncovered the cloth, the two bottles of Nutrition Express were still in their original positions, without moving.

"This handsome guy, are you magic?"

The male host looked at Ye Yaorong with some doubts and asked.

After all, isn’t it about doing magic? Did not notice any changes!

"It hasn't started yet, why are you in a hurry!"

Ye Yaorong looked at the male host with dissatisfaction and said.

If it weren't for this host, he wouldn't have to be on stage and perform acrobatics for everyone.

"Oh, I'm not talking anymore!"

The male host said.

The male host was waiting for Ye Yaorong to make a fool of himself.

Although I can't have those two stunning beauties, I can make this kid make a fool of themselves in front of these two stunning beauties.

This is the power of jealousy.

You can't see other people's lives better than yourself, and you can't see other people surrounded by beautiful women.

"Please cover this cloth again!"

Ye Yaorong said to the audience.

Soon the audience covered the Nutrition Express with cloth again.

"Is there a problem with this cloth and Nutrition Express?"

Ye Yaorong asked the audience.

"No?"

The audience shook his head and said.

"Very well, now is the time to witness the miracle, everyone opened their eyes and watched my movements."

With that said, Ye Yaorong lifted up a piece of cloth covered with Nutrition Express.

"what……"

"My God... Where is this nutrition express?"

"No? How come the big bottle of Nutrition Express disappeared out of thin air?"

"Isn't this a real magician!"

Seeing the Nutrition Express line that was originally pressed by the cloth, it suddenly disappeared at the moment it was set off. This is amazing.

Even if you do magic, it won't be so fast, right?

"Everyone, look here again."

Ye Yaorong ignored the audience's exclamation and incredibleness, and pointed to another nutrition express line covered by cloth.

Following everyone's gaze, Ye Yaorong lifted another piece of cloth again.

"Ah... why did it disappear again?"

"This is too fast, right?"

"Who can tell me how did this nutrition express disappear?"

"Let the objects disappear out of thin air, is this magic absolute?"

"Too handsome, too cool?"

"fantastic!"

...

Seeing that the second bottle of Nutrition Express also disappeared, the audience took a deep breath.

"Everyone is watching carefully, the miracle is about to happen again."

Speaking, Ye Yaorong picked up a piece of cloth and squeezed it into a nutrition express shape on the table.

Open the cloth again.

"Damn, it's all right?"

"It's changed out of thin air!"

"This magic is too powerful."

"Isn't this the professional magician hired by this clothing store?"

"Probably, this magic is too wonderful!"

...

As Ye Yaorong changed the two bottles of Nutrition Express just now, the crowds onlookers exploded. It was really amazing.

With so many people and so many eyes staring at them, they were able to make these two bottles of Nutrition Express disappear out of thin air, and then they can transform these two bottles of Nutrition Express out of thin air.

This is definitely a master magician.

After performing the magic, Ye Yaorong received a big red envelope from the host to applause. The owner of this clothing store is very real, and he actually wrapped five thousand yuan.

"Brother-in-law, your magic is too powerful, where are you hiding those two bottles of Nutrition Express?"

Liu Xixi looked at Ye Yaorong curiously and asked.

This is also what Liu Xixi has always been very curious about. Her brother-in-law did this to conjure objects out of thin air and make them disappear out of thin air.

"This is a secret, I can't tell you."

Ye Yaorong said with a smile.

"Sister, look, brother-in-law bullied me again!"

Liu Xixi asked her sister for help.

"Okay, it's getting late, we hurriedly finished walking this street and went to eat."

Liu Qingqing said with a smile.

It is really scary to go shopping with a woman. Almost every shop selling clothes has been visited by these two sisters. They will try on the clothes they like~www.wuxiaspot.com~Of course they try a lot. , Buy less.

Mainly these women are interested in such shopping.

I like to try on all the clothes I like, unless I really want it, otherwise I won’t buy it.

What they want is this kind of shopping process.

More than an hour passed, and a man with plenty of energy like Ye Yaorong couldn't eat it anymore. Looking at the two women who were still excited, Ye Yaorong was a black line.

Nima’s, why is this Beijing commercial street so long? It’s been a long time and I haven’t finished it.

Ye Yaorong complained that the commercial street in the capital was too big. After shopping for more than two hours, he still hadn't come to an end.

"My wife, I'm hungry, let's go eat first, rest for a while, and then go shopping in the afternoon."

Ye Yaorong said silently.

This woman doesn't need to go shopping anymore.

"There is a nice restaurant at the intersection, let's go eat there."

Liu Xixi said.

...

Under Liu Xixi's leadership, within ten minutes, everyone arrived at the "Golden Capital Hotel."

The restaurant looks very grand from the outside, and there are two young welcome ladies standing at the door. When every guest enters, the two welcome ladies will bend down and say "Welcome".

Appears to show special respect for the guests, so that the guests feel a kind, how to say it, oh, the feeling of being superior.

Looking at them, Ye Yaorong couldn't help but think of a sentence in "The Biography of Tao Qian in the Book of Jin" before: "I can't bend my waist for five buckets of rice, fists are evil in the village."

Think about the fact that these literati in ancient times are really spineless. They would rather starve to death than put down their bodies.

Of course, how many people can do it in reality. People have to survive in this society. If everyone is comfortable with food and clothing, who would do these low-pitched jobs? (To be continued.)