The Local Lazy Man System
Chapter 1108: "Xiao Ye Fei Chopsticks"
"Your casserole is here!"
Several small stoves set the fire together, and the four casseroles on Ye Guangrong's side were ready soon.
"Eat it while it's hot, this casserole is the same as Mala Tang, it won't taste good when it's cold."
Ye Yaorong said.
When Ye Yaorong used to work as a security guard in the university town, he used to eat casseroles at the barbecue stalls outside the school when he was on duty at night.
...
As the group of young men at the table next door drank more wine, the words in this mouth began to become dirty.
"That girl is so beautiful, if I can get a kiss, I won't brush my teeth for a year!"
"Just like you, you still want the beauty of your loved ones. I want to say that if I can sleep with her once, I'm willing to live ten years less."
"I'm willing to live twenty years less!"
"Nima's, I don't know which **** to be cheaper, can sleep on the beauty like a fairy!"
"I want to be with this beauty..."
...
Maybe the alcohol is too much, and the group of young people at the next table are speaking more and more unscrupulously, and their voices are getting louder and louder.
Liu Qingqing couldn't listen anymore, and some words were too that, which made Liu Qingqing very angry.
Ye Yaorong frowned. Originally, all the young people talked about his beautiful wife, and Ye Yaorong didn't care much. But now that he said these bastards, Ye Yaorong was really furious.
Glancing at that table of young people, Ye Yaorong grabbed a handful of chopsticks, and raised the chopsticks one after another like flying arrows in the sky.
Hoo
Flew through the air towards the group of people.
"what……"
"what……"
"Damn……"
As the chopsticks pierced through the air, young people at that table screamed and screamed. In a blink of an eye, a group of people at the next table fell to the ground wailing.
Quiet!
Deathly silence!
Everyone's eyes were protruding, and I couldn't believe what was in front of me!
Is this an illusion?
All people think they are dreaming.
Because of this situation, I have seen it in martial arts TV series.
But no one would ever expect to see such a scene in the real world.
Suddenly people turned their eyes to Ye Yaorong involuntarily.
This is the legendary martial arts master!
Li Xunhuan in Jin Da's works is nothing more than that!
This hand is really scary!
"Don't pretend to be dead with me, clean my mouth later, some people are not something you can talk about."
Ye Yaorong played with two chopsticks and said to a group of young people who fell on the ground and howled.
"Yes, we don't dare anymore."
The group said in fear.
Now in the eyes of this group of people, Ye Yaorong is the devil, especially seeing the chopsticks in Ye Yaorong's hands, these people unconsciously stood upright, and the whole people were panicked.
I was afraid that Ye Yaorong would give them another chopstick.
This group of people had never thought that this chopsticks would hurt so much when they hit them.
"Just know, get out of here."
Ye Yaorong was annoyed when he saw these people and shouted immediately.
"Yes, let's get out of here!"
Suffering from the pain, the group got up and hurriedly walked to the parking space outside. The group came by car.
"and many more!"
As soon as these people walked a few steps, Ye Yaorong remembered something and stopped them.
Hearing Ye Yaorong’s voice, the feet of a few people suddenly became soft and they dared not move.
"Big... Hero, what else is there?"
An older young man looked at Ye Yaorong tremblingly and asked.
"You haven't paid yet!"
Ye Yaorong said.
"Ah...I will pay now!"
Those who were scared just now forgot to pay the stall owner.
In fact, they don't give money, and the stall owner will not ask them, because the stall owner has not recovered from the scene just now, so how can he think of collecting money!
Soon these young people paid for their own consumption. They were going to pay Ye Yaorong's share of money, but Ye Yaorong didn't want them to pay for himself, so they didn't pay.
After paying the money, the group hurried to the car and drove away.
Now I don’t care about drunk driving, and I was frightened by Ye Yaorong. For fear of running a step late, Ye Yaorong stopped them again!
"Why are you looking at me like this?"
Seeing Liu Xiaofeng and Chen Yue staring at him, Ye Yaorong asked with some embarrassment.
It seems that the performance just now has been a bit overwhelming, which scared these people.
"Are you a human or a ghost?"
Liu Xiaofeng looked at Ye Yaorong and asked.
"Did you talk like this?"
Ye Yaorong said depressedly.
"I'm not terrified? The trick you just now was so cool! Just like the scene in the martial arts TV series, I didn't expect that in reality, there would be such a kung fu!"
Liu Xiaofeng said in surprise.
"Why not? The kung fu of martial arts novels is not simply fabricated. It must exist, just like acupuncture, it also exists."
Ye Yaorong explained.
"Glory, where did you learn this skill?"
Liu Xiaofeng asked curiously.
"This is a secret, I can't tell you, you can eat it quickly, it won't taste good when it's cold."
Ye Yaorong didn't want to struggle with this issue, so he said quickly.
"stingy!"
Liu Xiaofeng glanced at Ye Yaorong, and stopped asking.
After all, everyone has their own password, and it is normal not to tell others.
What's more, he is not his closest person.
Thinking of this, Liu Xiaofeng couldn't help but glanced at Liu Qingqing.
I really envy her for having such a perfect husband.
...
"Boss, settle the account!"
After eating the casserole, Ye Yaorong shouted to the stall owner.
"Glory, it's my treat!"
Chen Yue said quickly.
"I'm a big man eating with your women and asking you to treat me. Aren't you shame me!"
Ye Yaorong said with a smile.
"Boss, I will pay!"
Seeing the stall owner coming over, Chen Yue quickly took out a hundred yuan and said.
This time, if it weren't for Ye Yaorong and the others, they would have lost a lot of money, and this meal must not be let Ye Yaohao pay for it.
"Don't worry about her, I will pay for how much!"
Ye Yaorong was very manly, and didn't want Chen Yue to pay for the meal.
"Hehe, two of you don't fight, I'll treat you for this meal."
The stall owner said with a smile.
"you please?"
Ye Yaorong looked at the stall owner somewhat surprised and asked.
"Yes, you, an expert like you, can eat at my stall. It is an honor for my stall. Where else can I collect your money!"
The stall owner said to Ye Yaorong with some excitement.
The stall owner is a fan of martial arts, and he especially admires Li Xunhuan in Gu Long's novels, "Little Li Fei Dao, a good example."
Although this guest used chopsticks as a weapon just now, it was a good example, and it was no different from "Xiao Li Fei Dao".
It's weird if the stall owner is not excited to see this martial arts that only exists in the novel in reality.
"What a shame, you are a small business, not easy!"
Liu Qingqing said.
"Although this business is not big, I still invite these bowls of casseroles."
Said the stall owner.
No matter what Ye Yaorong said, the stall owner just didn't accept Ye Yaorong's money.
Because they didn't have much money, seeing the stall owner so insistent and so caring, Ye Guangrong and the others could only do what he wanted and didn't pay the meal.
The bus in the metropolis still runs at night, and Ye Guangrong and the others take the bus back.
...
morning.
Liu Family Villa.
The entire yard was busy, because today was the fifty-year-old birthday of Ye Yaorong’s old-in-law Liu Yunlong, although the Liu family was not prepared to hold a banquet.
But the main relatives, old colleagues and subordinates who have good relations always want to invite.
What's more, many people will come uninvited when the official position is Liu Yunlong, and the official position is equivalent to that of Liu Yunlong. These people are here, so I can't drive them away.
So today, Liu’s Villa had ten tables for banquets. In fact, only five tables of guests were invited, and five tables were reserved.
Ye Yaorong, as the great uncle of the Liu family and the only uncle of the Liu family now, was arranged to greet the guests at the gate together with Liu Qingqing.
Letting Ye Yaorong greet the guests at the gate is also telling the visitors that Ye Yaorong's status in Liu's house.
To know that on such occasions, to welcome guests at the gate is not something anyone can do. It must be an important figure in the Liu family.
And Ye Yaorong, the eldest son-in-law of the Liu family, is now the representative of the younger generation of the Liu family.
"Hello Grandpa Second!"
Liu Qingqing addressed an old man who came by ~www.wuxiaspot.com~Hello Second Grandpa! "
Ye Yaorong also called the old man after Liu Qingqing.
This old man, Ye Yaorong was a little familiar, but couldn't remember who he was for a while.
"This is the glory, but I have heard the eldest brother mention you, it's really good, it matches our Qingqing very well!"
The old man looked Ye Yaorong up and down, and said with satisfaction.
"Second grandfather, you have praised."
Ye Yaorong was embarrassed and said flatteredly.
Now Ye Yaorong remembered who this old man was.
Unlike Mr. Liu, who has retired, this old man is one of the current national leaders. Although he rarely appears in the news, his influence is huge.
Ye Yaorong didn't expect that he turned out to be Liu Qingqing's second grandfather.
"My elder brother rarely praises people in his life. It is not easy for you to satisfy him so much. Qingqing, you have found a good husband!"
The old man said with a smile.
"That is, can my husband be worse!"
Liu Qingqing said with a happy face.
This second grandfather said a few words to Ye Yaorong and Liu Qingqing, and then went in.
Not long after a couple of middle-aged men and women came over, Liu Qingqing pulled Ye Yaorong and introduced, "This is the uncle Ouyangjian and the aunt Xu Yu."
Ye Yaorong said immediately: "Uncle, hello, aunt."
"Yes, I never heard my sister mention it. My sister is very satisfied with you. You go well with our Qingqing. You can sit down at your uncle's house when you have time."
Ouyang Jian looked at Ye Yaorong and said.
"Thank you, uncle, we will go."
Ye Yaorong nodded and said.
"Well, let's go in first!"
After all, although everyone has relatives, they are not familiar with each other and don't have much words.
……(To be continued.)
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