The Local Lazy Man System

"My wife, why did you use this old man to buy this chamber pot?"

Ye Yaorong asked Liu Qingqing.

"Who knows?"

Liu Qingqing shook his head and said.

In this era, no one uses chamber pots anymore, and there are flush toilets in houses now.

"Hehe, brother-in-law, I guess he bought it back, and when nothing happened, he would take it out and smell it, and feel the smell of imperial concubine urine!"

Liu Xixi expressed his thoughts.

"Well, it's very possible!"

Ye Yaorong nodded and said.

I watched it in Ye Yaorong, and now the preferences of rich people are really weird. Two days ago, Ye Yaorong also saw in the news that stupid rich people like to eat shit.

There is an elegant name for eating **** in Japan: "Golden grain meal."

It is said that the production process of this "golden grain meal" is lengthy and complicated. The restaurant must first select a 15-year-old girl who will not become popular in the next ten days from the many candidates.

Let them exercise, drink water, eat, and live in accordance with the detailed requirements. After a week, the restaurant will send someone to select the excrement that meets the requirements as the raw material, and then steam it with a variety of precious seasonings. The craftsmanship standard carries on the sculpting, the shape and the size of the traditional Chinese medicine pill is made one by one, and the gold powder is wrapped, and the "golden meal" is complete.

Of course, there are also some that have to be specially made into stool shapes according to the designation of special guests. Because of the long production cycle, those rich people with special hobbies need to make an appointment long in advance.

Another kind is to pull stool on the spot. In a very high-class room, put a big round table with a stool on the round table. There is a hole in the middle of the stool. A dish is placed under the stool. The girl sits on the stool and the guests sit. At the table.

When the girl pulled the **** out for the first time and dropped it on the plate, the customer took a spoon and started to enjoy it.

It is said that in Japan, if you want to eat this kind of shit, it is not something that ordinary people can eat. At least half a million Chinese coins can be eaten.

In other words, those who can afford **** are basically rich people in Japan.

It seems that the world of the rich is too complicated. After seeing yourself, stay away from these people with special hobbies.

Thinking of this, Ye Yaorong had the urge to spit out the food he had just eaten in his stomach.

"Glory, our donation today has not been sent out yet?"

Seeing that Ye Yaorong participated in this charity party, either to treat people or eat, the designated donation task was not completed yet!

Liu Xiaofeng had to remind!

"How do you ask me to bid? If people come or not, they will be tens of millions. Your family will give me a quota of 5 million. What price are you asking me!"

Ye Yaorong said depressedly.

This Liu family is still a top-tier family. Just give five million. How can you fight? The people here will be tens of millions if they come. The gap is too big.

Ye Yaorong who got it was embarrassed to speak up. Others are tens of millions, and he is only five million. Ye Yaorong feels a bit lost. This is the first time he has made a move as the uncle Liu family, so he can't be crushed. .

Actually, Ye Yaorong didn’t know. There are indeed not a few money-making owners in the Liu family. Even Liu Xiaofeng is just a small mess, and she shares a share with her good friend, and the money she earns belongs to herself. Although one line is very powerful, it can be said that property is basically the money earned by the branch line.

Although a lot of property was paid out as an ancestral property, the main line did not make money, and the money was easily constrained by the branch line.

This is a big family. Although the main line is dominant, it can't be messed up. It is often affected by the branch line.

"Or, I also give you five million."

Liu Xiaofeng said.

Although Liu Xiaofeng doesn't have many companies, he still has a profit of tens of millions every year, so Liu Xiaofeng is now a little rich woman worth tens of millions.

"No, by the way, if I donate this money, can it really be used for those poor children, but it can't be cheaper to some people in the end."

Ye Yaorong said with some worry.

This is not Ye Yaorong’s unreasonable worries, but the fact that many donations were eventually misappropriated by some people, or most of them were misappropriated, and only a small part was spent on those in need.

Therefore, Ye Yaorong has a very clear requirement for his personal charity, he must determine where the money should be spent, and never allow the donated money to be delivered through a third party.

Because it is easy to be manipulated by others, and it is beyond your control.

"No, in fact, Pang Tao is only responsible for fundraising. The specific use is carried out by a special volunteer association. Pang Tao is just a supervisor. I am also a director of the volunteer association. With transparency and supervision from many parties, there is basically no phenomenon of being embezzled or swallowed by others."

Liu Xiaofeng said.

After all, the amount of donations every year is not small. Everyone is so willing to spend money for charity and doing good deeds. Naturally, they don't want their money to enter the pockets of some people, so this supervision is very strong.

In addition, the money is donated by rich and powerful people in the capital. Whoever dares to make the idea of ​​this money must weigh the amount.

It did happen before that the money donated by everyone was misappropriated and had not been made up afterwards.

This matter made everyone very angry, and Pang Tao was so angry that he interrupted one leg of that person and made him spit out the money he swallowed completely.

Even the top leader of that person didn't even put a fart. The embezzlement of charity funds is not only a problem. If this is a big mess, the top leader will not be easy to explain.

"Well, then I can rest assured."

Ye Yaorong nodded and said.

"What do you mean?"

Liu Xiaofeng didn't understand the meaning of Ye Yaorong's words.

"It's nothing!"

Ye Yaorong said and focused on the auction items.

"The auction item now is also the last auction item today. This is a very special object. It is a rosary of the sixth ancestor of Zen, Master Huineng. The starting price is 100,000 yuan."

"Master Huineng's rosary? This is an incredible thing."

"Good thing, although there is only one rosary, it is also an incredible Buddhist Huibao."

"This rosary must be obtained."

"I didn't expect to meet the rosary of Master Huineng."

...

The rosary of the sixth ancestor of Zen, Master Huineng, immediately caused a sensation.

Master Huineng's incredible Buddhist power has profound and solid significance for the promotion of Chinese Buddhism and Zen Buddhism.

Master Huineng received the mantle taught by the fifth ancestor Hongren, inherited the Dongshan Dharma line and established the Nanzong, and promoted the teaching method of "pointing directly to the human heart and becoming a Buddha".

Master Huineng is the sixth ancestor of Chinese Zen Buddhism. Master Huineng is one of the most influential thinkers in the history of China. His thoughts contain philosophy and wisdom.

Master Huineng was listed as the "Three Sages of the East" alongside Confucius and Laozi, the sages representing Eastern thought, which shows how noble his status is.

For this master Huineng, what everyone knows most is the ancient Buddhist scriptures left by him and Master Shenxiu.

Zen Buddhism was passed to the fifth ancestor of Grand Master Hongren, who has more than 500 disciples, among which the top disciple is Master Shenxiu.

At that time, Shenxiu was also the heir to the well-known Zen mantle.

As the fifth ancestor Hongren gradually got older, he wanted to find an heir among his disciples, so he told his disciples that everyone should make a poem and pass the mantle to whomever does it well.

As a major disciple, Master Shenxiu wanted to inherit the mantle, but he was afraid that he would do it for the purpose of inheriting the mantle, and would violate the Buddhist inaction and create a mood.

So he got up in the middle of the night and wrote a poem on the wall of the courtyard: "The body is a bodhi tree, and the heart is a bright mirror stand. Wipe away from time to time, and don't get dusty."

Master Hongren, the fifth ancestor, also saw this poem, shook his head and said nothing, knowing in his heart that his big disciple had not yet enlightened.

One day, Zen Master Huineng, a firehead monk working in the kitchen, heard it.

Zen Master Huineng asked others to take him to see the poem.

Master Huineng used to chop wood to support his mother when he was a child. He never went to school and was illiterate. He was illiterate.

After listening to the poem, Master Huineng felt that Master Shenxiu had not yet realized the true meaning.

So he made another verse himself, begging others to write it next to the verse of Shenxiu, and wrote, "Bodhi does not have a tree, and a mirror is not a platform. There is nothing at all, where can the dust be caused."

It is an attitude of being born out of the world. The main meaning is that the world is empty~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Seeing that everything in the world is an empty word, if the heart is empty, it doesn’t matter to resist the temptation from the outside. Everything comes from the heart. Never leave a trace.

This is a very high state of Zen Buddhism, and those who appreciate this state are so-called enlightened.

After seeing this verse, Master Hongren asked the people around who wrote it. The people around said it was written by Hui Neng, so he called Hui Neng and said in front of him and the other monks: The writing is messy. , Talking nonsense, and personally erased this verse.

Then he hit Huineng three times on the head and left.

At this time, only Hui Neng understood the meaning of the five ancestors, so he went to Master Hongren's Zen room during the third watch, where Hongren explained the "Diamond Sutra" to him and passed the mantle to him.

Then, in order to prevent the people of Shenxiu from harming Hui Neng, Hui Neng escaped overnight.

So Huineng went to the south overnight and established the Nanzong of Zen at Baolin Temple in Caoxi after living in seclusion for 15 years.

Of course these are the stories of Buddhism, but from the two Buddhist scriptures of Master Shenxiu and Master Huineng, it can be seen that these two are both sages with great wisdom.

Especially Master Huineng is even better in Buddhism.

This kind of Buddhism who can be compared with Confucius and Laozi has been the only one in China throughout the ages.

So this rosary of Master Huineng is very precious.

Although I don't know who donated it for auction, these are not important. The important thing is that many people want it very much.

"five million!"

"Ten million!"

"Fifteen million!"

...

Soon it went from a starting price of 100,000 to a high price of 30 million.

"Lazy person system task, the host gets the master Hui Neng rosary, and the system rewards the honor worth two hundred points."

At this moment, the electronically synthesized sound of "Lazy System" came into Ye Yaorong's mind.