The Local Lazy Man System

Chapter 1254: Depression of "Tiger Head"

"I told you to be scary. I told you a few times, but I even ran out so suddenly. It's really hard to change."

Ye Yaorong pinched the tiger cat's neck and said to it.

"Meow meow!"

"Tiger Head" cried aggrievedly.

It's really a Huluo Pingyang being bullied by his master. You must know that in the mountains, you are bullying others by yourself.

At this level of self, except for the terrible guy who lays on the roof every day, the master can grab himself so easily.

"Tiger Head" is depressed.

I wanted to give the owner a surprise attack, but I didn't expect to be caught.

Fortunately, my little brothers are all in the mountains, otherwise they would be ashamed of this scene.

"Why are you still not convinced?"

Ye Yaorong stared at "Tiger Head" and said.

I don't have much to do. One day an old man in this family will be so scared by this "tiger head", he still has to be scared to get sick, but if it is serious, he will scare people to death.

So Ye Yaorong had warned this "tiger head" a long time ago and would not allow it to emerge suddenly like this.

I didn't expect that I would no longer be home for a month, and it would have committed this old problem again. If I don't educate myself, I will cause trouble to myself sooner or later.

"Meow meow……"

"Tiger Head" looked at Ye Yaorong with watery eyes and cried.

If a girl sees the pitiful look of "Tiger Head", she will definitely feel distressed and comfort her in her arms.

It is a pity that Ye Yaorong is not a woman, but a man with a heart of stone.

Anyway, in the heart of "Tiger Head", Ye Yaorong was a man with a hard heart, who was not gentle with himself at all, and he had to know that he was a female.

He shamelessly saw his place.

My mother had told herself that the position could not be seen by male creatures, only her partner would do it.

But he couldn't beat the master and was shown by him.

Woo...

Don't ask the master to be responsible for yourself, but be gentle with yourself!

Why did you run out so excitedly?

Don't you miss him too much?

It's really wood, I don't understand the idea of ​​female creatures at all.

She was a female, so she named herself a "tiger head", which was terribly ugly.

Fortunately, Ye Yaorong didn't know the mess of thoughts in this "tiger head", otherwise he would be frightened.

I was actually liked by the cat all the time!

...

"This trick of you is of no use to me, give me a face to think about it!"

With that, Ye Yaorong threw the "tiger head" to the corner of the wall and said to it.

"Meow meow……"

After landing, he immediately stood firm and shouted dissatisfiedly to Ye Yaorong.

This master is so hateful, how can he treat himself like this?

Not gentle at all.

I am still infatuated with him.

If you make yourself angry again, you... just ran into the mountains.

There are also a group of friends who are pursuing themselves. If they go back, they will be offered as "princesses" all day long.

No matter where he is like the master, he will not pity the Xiangyu at all.

"Don't pretend to be pitiful to me, give me a wall of thought."

Ye Yaorong didn't eat the "tiger head" set.

If it's another animal, you might get hurt if you throw it like this, but this "tiger cat" won't. It has nine lives like a cat.

There is a legend that "cats have nine lives" in the countryside, and people still believe it.

Although it is impossible from the perspective of life, no matter what kind of creature, it has only one life.

However, the vitality of this cat is much stronger than that of other animals. The cat has the instinctive response to restore balance and a sensitive sense of balance, which is not comparable to other animals.

People often see cats falling from a very high place without the slightest damage to their body, while dogs falling from the same height will either die or be injured. Cats can manage to withstand all kinds of accidents, injuries and distress. And every evil turns auspicious, so there is this argument.

The reason why there are nine lives is because in China, "nine" is a mysterious number.

In ancient China, "nine" was the extreme number of the yang number, that is, the number with the largest singular number, so the number "nine" was often used to attach the emperor, and things related to the emperor were mostly related to nine, such as the ancient emperor liked to call it I am the "Ninth Five-Year Sovereign".

Of course, in addition to a strong instinct to restore balance and a sensitive sense of balance, cats also have strong self-healing capabilities.

Now science shows that whether it is a domestic cat or a wild cat, it will snoring after being injured.

This snoring sound from the throat helps them heal bone injuries and organ damage

"Meow!"

"Tiger Head" yelled at Ye Yaorong and obediently pretended to face the wall.

A good cat doesn't suffer from immediate losses, "Tiger Head" understands that he can't beat his own male owner at all.

This is a perverted existence!

Anyway, in the heart of "Tiger Head", Ye Yaorong was a "non-human".

"Blade, stare at it, don't let it slippery."

Ye Yaorong raised his head and said to the big eagle "Blade" standing on the eaves basking in the sun.

The speed of this "tiger head" is too fast, and the "blade" can restrain it in the entire yard.

"Blade" glanced at "Tiger Head" and raised his head proudly.

"Huh, what's so great? If you have the ability, you won't be caught by the owner to see the yard."

"Tiger Head" secretly glanced at the proud "Blade", muttering disdainfully in his heart.

Of course, "Tiger Head" only dared to think about it, but didn't dare to provoke the "Blade".

One thing drops one thing, this "blade" is the natural enemy of "tiger head".

If it weren't for Ye Honor's house, this "tiger head" would also be Ye Honor's pet, "tiger head" would have entered the belly of "Blade" long ago.

...

"Husband, what shall we eat tonight?"

When Liu Qingqing saw Ye Yaorong entering the yard, he asked.

It's been a long time since I personally cook for my husband. This time, Liu Qingqing wanted to cook for Ye Yaorong.

As a full-time housewife, Liu Qingqing's biggest hobby is to cook for her husband.

"My wife, I like to eat what you do."

Ye Yaorong said with a smile.

It's been a long time since Ye Yaorong missed the food made by his wife.

There is a saying that is not wrong at all, "If you want to learn well, you must sleep with your master." My wife sleeps with me every day. This level of cooking is an improvement!

At present, the level of a super chef is not enough in front of Liu Qingqing, and Ye Yaorong's cooking skills can still overwhelm her.

Of course, according to Liu Qingqing's progress, maybe that day, this cooking skill will be better than Ye Yaorong.

Ye Yaorong didn't mind at this point.

Throughout the ages, masters taught apprentices to keep one hand, this is for outsiders.

Like his own wife, Ye Yaorong naturally wished that her cooking skills were much better than her own, because in the end it was all cheaper for herself.

"hate!"

Liu Qingqing gave Ye Guangrong a white look, and happily ran to the back kitchen to cook.

Women are really duplicity creatures.

...

"Uncle, uncle."

Xiao Mengmeng went home from school and saw Ye Yaorong teasing "Wang Tsai" in the yard, and immediately rushed over excitedly.

I haven't seen Ye Yaorong for a month, and Xiao Mengmeng misses Ye Yaorong especially.

"Hehe, Xiao Mengmeng has grown taller."

Ye Yaorong hugged Xiao Mengmeng who was throwing at him, turned around, and said happily.

This little Mengmeng was treated by Ye Yaorong as a big girl.

"Uncle, am I really growing up?"

Xiao Mengmeng asked happily.

This little child wants to grow up quickly and become an adult, because in their eyes, the adult world is very exciting.

But for adults, childhood is the best, and I want to go back to childhood, because those are really carefree and beautiful years, there is no need to worry about livelihoods, and there is no complicated intrigue.

When I grow up, the world becomes more complicated, and it is not as beautiful as I imagined when I was a child.

"Well, I have grown up a lot."

Ye Yaorong put down Xiao Mengmeng, nodded and said.

Looking at this little child every day, it's hard to tell that she has grown up, but if I haven't seen her for a month, it's obvious that she has grown up.

It's also the age when the child is growing up, which is very fast.

Therefore, in rural areas, people buy clothes for children. They don't buy clothes that just fit. They need to be one size older. Otherwise, they won't be able to wear them after a few days.

"Uncle, am I a big girl?"

Xiao Mengmeng looked at Ye Yaorong and asked.

"Where is it so fast, to be a big girl, you have to eat more and grow up."

Ye Yaorong said with a smile.

"Well, Mengmeng will eat more and grow up soon~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Xiao Mengmeng nodded and said.

"Tell Uncle, is anyone bullying you at school these days?"

Ye Yaorong asked.

Although Ye Yaorong told the kindergarten teachers and principals to take care of Xiao Mengmeng, he was still afraid that Xiao Mengmeng would be bullied in the kindergarten.

"No one bullies me, but there are a few male classmates who are particularly annoying. They always go around me and write love letters to me."

Xiao Mengmeng said.

"Write a love letter?"

Ye Yaorong suddenly sweated his forehead.

How old is this kindergarten kids, they can write love letters, this puppies is too early.

"Then how did you deal with it?"

Ye Yaorong looked at Xiao Mengmeng and asked.

"I gave the love letter to the teacher, and the teacher criticized all those male classmates."

Xiao Mengmeng said.

"Done right!"

Ye Yaorong nodded in praise of Xiao Mengmeng and said.

"Uncle, today the teacher taught us a poem, I will recite it to you."

Xiao Mengmeng said happily after being praised by Ye Yaorong.

"Okay, uncle listen and see if you have memorized it wrong."

Ye Yaorong nodded and said.

Red lotus root fragrant and residual jade in autumn.

Loosen Luo Chang lightly and board the Lanzhou alone.

Who will send the brocade book in the cloud?

When the wild goose returns, the moon is full of the west building.

The flowers flow by themselves.

A kind of lovesickness, two sorrows.

There is no way to get rid of this feeling, so I lower my brows, but my heart.

Soon, Xiao Mengmeng memorized all the poems of Li Qingzhao's "Yijianmei" verbatim.

After listening to Xiao Mengmeng reciting "One Cut Plum", Ye Yaorong frowned and asked, "Mengmeng, do you understand the meaning of this poem?"

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