The Local Lazy Man System

"Brother Honor, do you call me?"

Xiao Sier walked into the yard and looked at Ye Yaorong and asked.

"Well, Chenchen said that you only have two hundred yuan in your pocket every day?"

Ye Yaorong looked at Xiao Si'er and asked.

"Ok."

Xiao Si'er blushed and responded.

This Chenchen is also true, and even told Brother Glory about this, how shameful I am!

"Really? How can you save money in private?"

Ye Yaorong asked curiously.

Because many men have money in the hands of their wives, but there are always ways to keep private money secretly.

After all, there are some men, and they also need money, when they don't want to be known by their own wife.

"No...no."

Xiao Sier blushed and said.

As a man, Xiao Si'er also wanted to have thousands of dollars in private money in his pocket, but his wife was so powerful that he confiscated his salary card and he didn't have any money.

Although I gave two hundred yuan in pocket money every day, there was no way to extract a portion of the two hundred yuan for private money.

As long as it has spent more than ten yuan, she will ask the reason. This Xiao Si'er's plan to secretly extract ten yuan a day for private money has also been ruined.

As long as you spend a lot of money, you must apply to your wife and explain clearly.

Now Xiao Si'er understands how powerful a woman is. She doesn't cry with you, and can't make trouble with you. As long as you control your money bag, you have to bend over to her.

The status of this family has naturally become inferior to men.

Of course, Xiao Si'er also understands that this woman's strict control of the money is actually a kind of protection for her man, fearing that "men will become bad when they have money."

Therefore, soon after the wedding, the wife signed Lao Shizi's "Marriage Agreement" with herself, one of which is that the man is not allowed to deposit private money.

After marriage, Xiao Si'er handed in all his income to the treasury without any change. The model index was comparable to Big Gray Wolf, but Pan Chengchen felt that Xiao Si'er seemed to have other "gray income" that had not been "turned over to the Treasury."

I often beat Xiao Si'er with words: "Husband, we have to save a little bit. In the future, we have to buy a house and provide for the children to study. There is a lot more money to spend..."

Xiao Si was very embarrassed, but this matter can only be rotted in his stomach, and cannot be said, otherwise he will be ridiculed by the buddies as "strict wife control".

"Take it."

Ye Yaorong took out three thousand yuan from his pocket to Xiaosi'er.

For men, there must be some private money in this pocket, not for "bad things", as the saying goes, "clothing is a man's will, and money is a man's courage."

A dignified seven-foot man, he was short of breath when it came time to spend the money. He groped with his hands in his pockets repeatedly, but he couldn't draw out a few silvers, which would make the man speechless.

I usually have a meeting with my friends. When it comes to paying the bill, I don’t have any money in my pocket and I dare not say anything for fear that others will let me pay.

If you have private money, in normal social situations, you should do it when it is time to do it. After all, it is a man. If you are too stingy, you will be laughed at by others, and your face will be dull!

During the holidays, I want to show filial piety to my parents. It is okay to tell my wife less frequently, but the key is that China has more festivals, and when you encounter friends and brothers who have difficulties and want to find yourself, find a wife. Asking for money seems lack of confidence.

As a man, you have to socialize, socialize, and survive decently in society. What if you don’t have money?

Ye Yaorong read an online survey report that 74.3% of married men have private money.

The survey shows that as many as 60% of men save private money for the purpose of feeling safe. Because they have money, they don’t have to worry about the embarrassment of not having money; 3o% of men save private money for the purpose of being more free and in their pockets. Money does whatever they want; 10% of them want to use this money to surprise their wife or children on a specific day.

Therefore, this man has to keep some money no matter what, no matter whether he spends it or not, he has "rice" in his hand and he has a bottom line.

"Brother Glory, is this?"

Xiao Si'er looked at Ye Yaorong with some doubts and asked, not understanding why he was given the money.

"Take it, when the private money is saved, don't let your wife know."

Ye Yaorong said with a smile.

This Xiao Si'er and Pan Chengchen are newly married Yan'er, Xiao Si'er has not realized the pain of men without private money.

After more than a month, the Lunar New Year will be celebrated, and there will be more places to spend money.

There is no private money, and when I have to apply for money from my wife for everything, the feeling, how can I say, is that I have no status.

Especially during the New Year, when you go to relatives and friends' homes, and when others give children New Year's Eve money, you also have to give it.

All are friends. If others give three or five hundred dollars to death, you have to pay three or five hundred dollars!

If you can't get it out, or are less than others, it will not only have a dull face, but will also be looked down upon.

This man lives in this world, besides responsibility, he has face and dignity!

This Xiao Si is now messing with himself, how can Ye Yaorong not let him faceless!

"Brother Honor, I...I have money!"

Xiao Si'er blushed and said with some lack of confidence.

In the past, Xiaosi's wallet was taken out, and it contained at least a thousand dollars in cash and several bank cards from different banks.

As for whether there is any money in the bank card, Xiao Si knows it for himself. This is when you go out, meet with friends, and take out this wallet. At the very least, there is some face.

Others see that you have several bank cards, and they think you still have some deposits, which are pretty good.

But since the marriage, all the bank cards have been turned in, and the cash on this body is fixed at two hundred yuan a day.

Xiao Si'er was too embarrassed to use the wallet anymore, and threw away the wallet that had been with him for many years, just two hundred yuan, and put it in the wallet, looking shameless!

"What kind of money is there? Cheng Chen told me that he will only give you two hundred dollars a day. How much money is used? I have to report details every night. What kind of private money is this money?"

Ye Yaorong shook his head and said.

"But, I..."

Xiao Si'er was a bit embarrassed. His own money was in charge of his wife. He took the three thousand yuan and used it up, but he had no money to pay it back.

"This is a bonus for you. Keep it for yourself. Don't pay all the money to your father-in-law. If you are a man, you have to keep three or five thousand dollars on your body. In case your parents ask you someday When the money is used, you don’t have to look at your wife’s face."

Ye Yaorong said.

"Well, thank you Brother Honor."

Xiao Si'er said to Ye Yaorong gratefully.

This Glory brother cares more about himself than his own eldest brother, and thinks about everything for himself.

"Put the money away and remember this. You know and I know. Don't let others know. If your wife knows it, it will be troublesome."

Ye Yaorong said to Xiao Si'er.

"What's the trouble?"

Liu Qingqing came over with his breakfast, just hearing the last sentence, and asked questioningly.

"It's nothing, just tell Xiao Si'er that there is avian flu recently. Our poultry needs to be checked regularly. If there is any abnormal situation, we should tell me in time, otherwise it will be troublesome."

Ye Yaorong turned his mind quickly and said immediately.

"Indeed, the bird flu is high in the country recently. It is important to be aware that I will tell Aunt Wang not to buy chicken anymore."

Liu Qingqing nodded and said.

Liu Qingqing recently watched the news and reported that in January, there were 192 human infections with h7n9 avian influenza and 79 deaths.

This is very scary data.

It's not because of the number of infected people. After all, there are only 192 cases a month, which is really insignificant in the population base of 1.6 billion.

But this bird flu is very contagious. Like the "" of the year, once infected, it will really kill you in nine deaths.

"You don't have to be too nervous. I checked our poultry yesterday. There is no problem. Everyone has less contact with poultry recently, and the food you eat recently must be cooked."

Ye Yaorong said.

This avian influenza virus is generally sensitive to heat. It can be inactivated by heating at 65c for 3o minutes or boiling for more than two minutes. As long as the food is cooked, there is no need to worry about the avian influenza virus.

In fact, this bird flu was often born in rural areas in the past. People called it "chicken plague" and did not pay special attention to the underlying cause or disease mechanism, because the bird flu at that time did not spread to humans across species.

Once the ducks and geese in poultry are infected, the disease resistance is relatively high, and the chance of survival after the disease is also high. However, chickens are very sensitive to influenza viruses. Once infected, not only will they spread quickly, but the infected chickens will soon die.

Therefore, the most fearful thing about raising chickens is bird flu~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Once one gets infected with bird flu, it will die. But the most frightening thing now is that bird flu can still infect humans.

This is the reason why people get nervous when they hear of bird flu. People are scared by the "" of the year.

"Brother Honor, sister-in-law Qingqing, I'm going to work."

Xiao Si'er said in a panic.

After all, there is a bulging pocket in this pocket, but there is 3,000 yuan in it that Big Brother Ye gave him. If this is discovered by Qingqing's sister-in-law, if he tells his wife, he will be in trouble.

...

Ever since Ye Yaorong’s house parked a helicopter, the villagers who came to Ye Yaorong’s house every day to see the helicopter were endless.

Fortunately, this freshness was only two or three days before, and after this freshness, Ye Yaorong's yard also returned to calm.

"Glory, basking in the sun!"

Ye Dequan walked into the small courtyard and said to Ye Yaorong who was sitting on a chair basking in the sun.

"Well, Grand Uncle, why are you always here?"

Ye Yaorong saw that the ancestors in the village were coming, and hurriedly stood up and said.

This Ye Dequan was the only surviving German elder in the entire Ye family of Taoyuan Village. He was five generations higher than Ye Yaorong by generation, and he could be regarded as the living ancestor of the Ye family in Taoyuan Village.

"Why can't I come to your house?"

Ye Dequan said with a smile.

"How come, take a seat, Grand Uncle."

Ye Yaorong asked Ye Dequan to sit down.

"It's better to honor you here, beautiful."

After sitting down, Ye Dequan said to Ye Yaorong with emotion.

Although it was not once or twice to come to Ye Yaorong's house, every time I came, I felt that the yard of Ye Guangrong's house was particularly beautiful.

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