The Local Lazy Man System

"Mr. Ye, did you save someone in the Tiger Garden of the zoo?"

Liu Daming asked on the phone.

"There is such a thing, how did you know."

Ye Yaorong asked suspiciously.

"I just saw the video of your rescue in the surveillance room of the zoo."

Liu Daming said.

"Video?"

Ye Yaorong got up only then. There are surveillance cameras everywhere in the zoo, and the process of saving people must have been videotaped.

This made Ye Yaorong frowned involuntarily.

After all, I used the function of "time is still" and appeared from one position to another. When I look at it under surveillance, I seem to have suddenly changed my position from another time and space.

This is definitely the biggest bug.

If this attracts the attention of interested people, it is indeed a very troublesome thing.

It's just that this happened too suddenly. When Ye Yaorong stepped onto the landscape bridge, he saw the tiger pounce on Li Yue. At that time, he didn't have time to think about it so much.

Even if he saw someone fall into the Tiger Park ten seconds in advance, Ye Yaorong would not use "Time Still".

After all, in Ye Yaorong's view, this skill is too bad, it is better to use less.

"Mr. Ye, don't worry, the memory disk of the surveillance video was destroyed by me."

Liu Daming knew what Ye Yaorong was worried about and said hurriedly.

"destroyed?"

After Ye Yaorong was stunned, he said gratefully: "Captain Liu, thank you!"

Now that Ye Yaorong discovered the importance of contacts, he would take this matter. If it weren't for Liu Daming, he would have gotten into a lot of trouble.

"Mr. Ye, you are polite, I won't bother you."

Liu Daming said.

To call Ye Yaorong, Liu Daming's purpose was to let Ye Yaorong know what he had done for him.

This is a favor!

"Well, you are welcome to visit my house next time."

Ye Yaorong said.

Ye Yaorong seldom invites people to play at his own home, and the invited people are the people that Ye Yaorong values ​​more.

"Husband, how is it?"

Seeing Ye Yaorong hung up the phone, Liu Qingqing asked worriedly.

"Nothing, let's go out, it's almost time for assembly."

Ye Yaorong said.

Now that Liu Daming handled this matter for himself, Ye Yaorong didn't think about it anymore.

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In the evening, a TV station in Minzhou City broadcasted a piece of news "Contemporary Wu Songhukou Saves People".

In the news, the host briefly mentioned the unexpected accident in the safari park. A child fell from the Tiger Garden viewing bridge. An adult South China tiger walked towards the child with his eyes, and a great mother ignored her life. , Jumped out of the tiger park and defended his children with his own life... A martial arts hero ran into the tiger park, beat the tiger away, and rescued a poor mother and child.

The next step is to play the video obtained from the phones of the onlookers. The video is very short, only two or three minutes, mainly the video of Ye Yaorong running away the tiger.

For the other part of the video, because the surveillance video of the zoo was not available, the onlookers did not record it, only the process of Ye Yaorong's fight against the tiger.

Because of the long distance, the picture is clear, but Ye Yaorong's face can't be seen clearly, only the process of Ye Yaorong's fight against the tiger.

Many people were shocked to see this news.

I always hear that tigers eat people, tigers hurt people!

Is this man fighting a tiger?

It's so fresh!

This person is fiercer than Wu Song in "Water Margin"!

Some people even studied this video specifically and analyzed their opinions on the Internet, saying that tigers attack methods include claws, flapping, biting, plus the huge body of tigers, even Olympic weightlifting champions and wrestling champions, they are a treat in front of the tiger. Portion.

The result of this person's final analysis is that the news is fake news.

At the beginning, some people thought that this person's analysis was right, but as people who claimed to have witnessed the process sent their recorded videos to the Internet, the entire Internet was boiling.

"This... this is amazing!"

"This man is too powerful. He kicked the tiger all the way with one kick, and punched the tiger up to the sky. This is even more powerful than Altman!"

"If this video is not a fake, this person is definitely a peerless master! This master is among the folks, and there is really nothing wrong with this master."

"This is the power of Huaxia Kungfu."

"Why can't I see my face clearly? If I can see my face clearly, I will definitely worship him as a teacher."

"This action of hitting the flying tiger is so handsome, I really like it!"

"This person belongs to Dahan."

"Fuck, Han Bangzi, why don't you say that Shike Lang is the ancestor of your Dahan!"

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In many forums in China, people are constantly discussing this matter.

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Don't ask where i come from,

My hometown is far away,

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The phone rang.

Ye Yaorong, who was sitting on the bed watching TV, looked at the number. It was his sister-in-law's phone number. He touched his nose and felt a headache. Ye Yaorong didn't want to answer it.

Since I went home, my sister-in-law would call every night.

Ye Yaorong tried not to answer her phone.

The result is that the phone keeps ringing, and the shutdown is useless.

As long as your phone is turned on, she will keep calling you until you answer her call.

Ye Yaorong had nothing to do with this sister-in-law.

Encountering such a sister-in-law, Ye Yaorong could only answer the phone.

"Brother-in-law, you are famous."

As soon as I pressed the answer button, Liu Xixi's excited voice came in his ears.

"What can I be called?"

Ye Yaorong said in an angry tone.

"Really, I saw a video of you fighting a tiger on the Internet. Although I only saw you from a distance, I could tell at a glance that you are brother-in-law, brother-in-law, you are great, I love you to death! "

Liu Xixi said excitedly.

"You must have admitted the wrong person!"

Ye Yaorong said without thinking.

"Impossible, brother-in-law, you just turned to ashes, I can recognize it."

Liu Xixi would not be fooled by her brother-in-law so easily.

"I have a deep hatred with you, turn to ashes, you have to recognize me."

Ye Yaorong said with white eyes.

This is too exaggerated, it can be recognized when it turns into ashes, how could it be possible!

"Brother-in-law, you are so annoying, don't I mean your importance in my heart?"

Liu Xixi said nonsense.

"Don't love brother, brother is just a legend."

Ye Yaorong said.

"Hate, I won't tell you this, brother-in-law, I watched your video of fighting tigers, it's so handsome and cool."

Liu Xixi said excitedly.

"Really? When did I beat a tiger, I can't remember."

Ye Yaorong said in a daze.

Anyway, Ye Yaorong didn't admit that he had played a tiger.

Otherwise, my little sister-in-law would say that I have no fun.

"Brother-in-law, you are so disgusting!"

Liu Xixi said unhappily.

My brother-in-law is too bad. He is obviously the hero who beats tigers in the video, and he is still lying to himself that the person in the video is not him.

how can that be possible!

Whoever admits wrong will never admit his brother-in-law wrong.

"Your sister thinks I am so cute!"

Ye Yaorong shot back.

"Ha ha……"

Liu Qingqing couldn't help laughing at the conversation between her husband and her sister.

"I won't tell you anymore!"

Liu Xi hung up the phone angrily and stopped talking.

My own brother-in-law is so annoying, he is simply not speculative and unable to communicate!

"Hehe, husband, you can make my sister very angry!"

Liu Qingqing said to Ye Yaorong with a smile.

"Who told her to call at night every day? I don't know what a horrible thing this is. I wonder if the night is our husband and wife's private time!"

Ye Yaorong said with an unhappy expression.

You know that this evening, young couples are in the bedroom, they may have a whim at any time.

If this is halfway through the exercise and a phone call comes over, it is easy to be shocked. If there is a shadow, it will stop lifting, and this life will be over.

"Hehe, who makes you attractive."

Liu Qingqing said with a smile.

"Does this blame me?"

Ye Yaorong said depressedly.

This person is very charming and has a feminine affinity. It seems that it is not his own fault!

"Just blame you, who asked you to attract bees and butterflies!"

Liu Qingqing said with a little cherry mouth.

"Dare to say that your husband recruits bees and butterflies, and he is so courageous. It seems that this woman has not been beaten for three days and she has gone to the house!"

Speaking of Ye Yaorong, he pounced on Liu Qingqing.

"No, forgive me!"

Liu Qingqing struggled to beg for mercy.

"Haha, I know it's wrong now, it's too late!"

Ye Yaorong said triumphantly while picking Liu Qingqing's clothes.

In bed~www.wuxiaspot.com~ a woman dares to provoke the authority of a man, it is simply tired of living!

"No, help..."

"Ah...oh..."

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"Here again, it still prevents people from sleeping!"

Aunt Zhang, who was sleeping next to Ye Guangrong's bedroom, put the quilt on her head depressed, not wanting to hear the sound.

As someone who came by, Aunt Zhang naturally knew what this sound meant.

Just once or twice, but every day like this, let people not live!

A woman at thirty is like a wolf and forty is like a tiger. Aunt Zhang is now a woman of the age of a tiger and wolf.

How can I stand the stimulation of this sound!

No, I have to talk to Ye Yaorong and Liu Qingqing tomorrow, I won't live in the room next to them.

Too torture!

But there is one thing, Aunt Zhang must admit that this Ye Yaorong's physical strength is too strong, and he can toss too much. Every day is midnight.

I don't know how this little girl Liu Qingqing can stand it?

Aunt Liu didn't know that the potential of this man was limitless, and every time Liu Qingqing felt that he couldn't take it anymore and couldn't stand it.

But every time I gritted my teeth, I finally got through.

Women are born with endurance in this area.

"A man is a cow and a woman is the ground. There is no bad land. There are only exhausted cows. The more the cattle are ploughed, the thinner and thinner the land is.

"It's so hot to burn carbon, beautiful women hurt men."

These words are all empirical talks, reflecting the congenital advantages of women when it comes to sex.

A woman only needs to grit her teeth, and she can hold her back.

Don't look at the man being impulsive on the bed, it is very scary, the woman is very pitiful, crying for mercy, looking like she can't bear it.

But in the end it always surrendered as a man foaming at the mouth, a dragon at the beginning and a worm at the end...

But these are not important, the important thing is that Aunt Zhang is another insomnia night tonight.

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