The Local Lazy Man System

"Yes, you know I am not so easy to give up."

Zhao Yue nodded and said.

"You...you don't think about going over the wall, do you?"

Li Hongjun asked nervously.

This time it was lucky and the owner was at home. If the owner is not at home next time, or if he is late, what should I do if I meet those big wild boars again.

Anyway, Li Hongjun would never agree to let his girlfriend go over the wall.

It is too dangerous.

"Who said I was going over the wall to get in, I wouldn't be so stupid."

Zhao Yuebai glanced at her boyfriend and said.

After this lesson, Zhao Yue didn't dare to step over the wall and enter this yard.

"Then how do you get in?"

Li Hong asked questioningly.

After all, the host does not welcome the two of them, nor does they accept interviews.

"I naturally have my way."

Zhao Yue said confidently.

"You won't do anything stupid, I tell you, I will never agree."

Li Hongjun stared at Zhao Yue and said nervously.

In the world of journalists, some female reporters even sell their bodies in order to interview people they want to interview. This is absolutely unacceptable to Li Hongjun.

A man can wear any cap, absolutely not cuckold.

"Hate, what are you thinking about!"

Zhao Yue blushed, glanced at her boyfriend and said.

Everyone is an adult, and Zhao Yue certainly understands the meaning of her boyfriend's words.

Are you kidding me, are you that kind of casual woman?

"So I'm relieved."

Hearing that his girlfriend didn't think that way, Li Hongjun let go of anxiety, but asked curiously: "Then how do you let him accept your interview?"

"Of course I am looking for friends. You know that I have many friends. I think there will always be someone who knows him."

Zhao Yue said.

...

"Husband, what's the matter?"

Seeing Ye Yaorong walked into the yard, Liu Qingqing asked Ye Yaorong in her arms.

"It's nothing, it's just that someone sneaked in over the fence and was frightened by King Kong."

Ye Yaorong said.

"Nothing happened, right?"

Liu Qingqing asked with some worry.

"Nothing happened, the people were also driven out by me."

Ye Yaorong shook his head and said.

"That's good."

Seeing that nothing happened, Liu Qingqing felt relieved.

After all, King Kong is so scary, it will be troublesome if someone is scared.

"Dudu, father hug."

Ye Yaorong reached out and hugged his daughter.

"I gained weight again."

Ye Yaorong said happily.

"What gains weight is to grow up."

Liu Qingqing said dissatisfiedly.

"Yes, I have grown up."

Ye Yaorong said with a smile.

"By the way, husband, I think it's over, we will build a gym next door."

Liu Qingqing said.

"Yes, you have the final say on this matter. The list of fitness equipment to buy is listed. I will buy it with Xiaosi."

Ye Yaorong said.

Little things like this are basically up to my wife.

...

In the afternoon, the courtyard of Ye Yaorong’s family was very lively. Most of the men, women and children in Taoyuan Village came to Ye Yaorong’s yard.

Today is the annual winter tour in Taoyuan Village. In previous years, the winter tour was basically in the big river in the village, but this year everyone chose Ye Honor.

After all, the big pond of Ye Guangrong's family is very big, bigger than many lakes. Now everyone doesn't call it a pond, they all call it a lake.

Men, women and children in Taoyuan Village have the habit of winter travel, which originated from Ye Yaorong's father's generation.

At that time, medical conditions were poor, and the state called for national fitness. At that time, Taoyuan Village was very poor. Unlike now, every village has that kind of free fitness equipment.

The ones who can exercise are running and swimming.

People in the countryside get up and go in the dark every day, and where do they have time for morning jogs, and people’s concepts at that time are different from now. If you jog in the morning, people will make fun of you.

So people at that time basically chose to swim in the reservoir or river during the slack in farming.

Especially winter swimming is very good for the body. Winter swimming can improve the quality of life, eat well, sleep well, energetic, quick thinking, rarely catch colds, and less suffer from other diseases.

So Ye Rongrong’s father’s generation basically knows how to swim, but in Ye Rongrong’s generation, people’s living conditions are better, there are more entertainment, and fewer people can swim. Unlike before, basically Everyone will flop in the river.

Actually, in Ye Yaorong's opinion, this swimming is a very good skill. Not to mention the health benefits of swimming, at the very least, if you accidentally fall into the water one day, you also have the ability to save yourself.

In recent years, many people who can't swim drown and die.

"Glory, don't take part in the competition!"

The old village chief Ye Xianghai said to Ye Yaorong wearing triangle shorts.

Men are not so particular about swimming, basically just a pair of shorts to cover important parts, unlike women who wear more cloth.

"I'm a member of Taoyuan Village, so why can't I participate in the competition?"

Ye Yaorong said unwillingly.

This winter swimming competition in the whole village is a big deal in the village. As a member of the village, Ye Yaorong is naturally unwilling to lag behind.

"You are number one every year, so you have to let the others in the village have hope!"

Ye Xianghai said helplessly.

This Ye Yaorong has never seen him since he was a child. He is very good at fishing for birds and fishes in the river. In terms of water quality, he now ranks first in Taoyuan Village.

Of course, more than ten years ago, there were still some people in the village who could overwhelm this kid in water, but now these people are old.

This person is very old, and his physical strength and energy are far inferior to those of young people, especially young people in their early twenties and less than thirty, when they have the best physical strength and energy in their entire life.

If Ye Guangrong participated in the swimming competition, who else would be his opponent in the village, ninety-nine percent of the first place would be taken away by this kid.

"The village chief, you are not kind, don't you want me to release the water on purpose?"

Ye Yaorong said with a smile.

To be honest, Ye Yaorong didn't care about the title of No. 1 swimming in this village. Besides, Souye Honor was one of the sponsors of this winter swimming competition. He really won the first prize. It was meaningless to take this prize.

In this winter swimming competition, the first prize is 3,000 yuan, the second is 2,000 yuan, and the third is 1,000 yuan. There is no bonus for the next ones, but you can get a consolation prize of 200 yuan.

That means everyone is happy. After the game, there will be a banquet in the village in the evening, and everyone in the village can come to eat and drink.

The most important thing is that the village has money this year, and there are two big sponsors, so it's a big deal.

We must know that in previous competitions, the first place was only 1,000 yuan, the second was 500 yuan, and the third was 200 yuan. There was nothing to eat in the village. After the competition, they went back to their respective houses. I'm looking for my mother.

"Look at what you said, this year, there are a few young people who participated, and they are all very strong. Don't I worry that you will lose this year? Don't blame me for not reminding you if you smash the sign."

Village Chief Ye Xianghai said with a smile.

Ye Xianghai didn't really stop Ye Yaorong from participating in the winter swimming competition. He was just joking and enlivening everyone's tense atmosphere.

"Yes, Glory. You may not be the first place this time. My honor is the first place in the city swimming competition. You have to be careful when you come back to participate in our village competition this time."

Ye Tiancheng said with a smile.

"It was an amateur swimming competition. How can I compare with a professional athlete like me? Since I was twenty years old, I have been the first in the village swimming competition!"

Ye Yaorong said contentedly.

"That's not necessarily. It's not a saying, that...what the Yangtze River waves before and after."

Ye Tiancheng thought for a long time, but didn't figure out what was in it.

"Uncle Chen, you said that the back wave of the Yangtze River pushed the front wave, and the front wave died on the beach, right?"

Liu Qingqing said with a smile while holding "Du Du" on the side.

"That's right. Honor you can't say too much now. Be careful to slap to death on the beach."

Ye Tiancheng said jokingly.

"Hehe, wife, are you standing there?"

Ye Yaorong smiled as he looked at Liu Qingqing who was holding the child.

"Of course you are my husband, Dudu, let's cheer for Dad."

Liu Qingqing said to the child with a smile.

"Dear players, come here to prepare ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ The game will start soon."

At this moment, I heard Grandpa Wu Ye always shouting with a loudspeaker.

In today's winter swimming competition, Grandpa Five has always been the referee, and together with several elderly people in the village formed the so-called referee team.

Don't think Taoyuan Village is a poor mountain village. What kind of competition is here, it's the same as on TV, it's very formal.

Of course, there is a little difference from those on TV. The games in the countryside like "winter swimming" really achieved friendship first and second. There will be no stimulants used by those players on TV. The referee blew a black whistle.

The people in the countryside are simple. These games are for fun in the slack time. After all, they can’t be all right, either playing mahjong or playing cards.

You must know that whether it is a loss or a win, the wife is not happy.

If you lose money, your daughter-in-law is not happy, and if you win money, your daughter-in-law is not happy.

"Pharaoh, you are all ages, and you are participating in this competition?"

Ye Yaorong looked at Wang Bingzhen who was wearing a pair of shorts like himself and asked with surprise.

"Why, how can I not participate in this winter swimming competition, I am the biggest sponsor."

Ye Yaorong said as Wang Bing was really white.

Wang Bing, who has lived by the sea since he was a child, is really a good swimmer. Although he is now older, he still swims frequently to exercise.

Winter swimming is a very good activity. Wang Bingzhen will definitely participate. Since he chooses to take care of the elderly in Taoyuan Village, he must integrate into the culture of this village.

Therefore, for this event, Wang Bing really sponsored 30,000 yuan, and he was truly the largest sponsor.

"I'm afraid you have old arms and legs. Can you swim across?"

Ye Yaorong said jokingly.

The two are friends after year-end, and often make jokes about each other.