The Local Lazy Man System

Chapter 1293: Shocking news

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But it also flies very slowly.

Outside the building of Taoyuan Elderly Home Hospital.

"Dear viewers, I'm Guan Xiaoxiao, the host of the CCTV News Channel. Now I am in Yangping County, Southern Zhejiang Province... well... a small village called Taoyuan Village."

"Here, we will witness a world-wide event. Everyone must be very curious. What world-wide event happened in such a small village?"

"This is what I want to tell the audience before the TV series. Everyone looks behind me and sees these big pots!"

"Don't underestimate these cauldrons. Of course, these cauldrons are not priceless antiques. They are just large iron pots used by ordinary farmers for cooking and cooking."

"Do you see the brown tea-like liquid in these large pots?"

"I believe that what everyone would never expect is that this liquid, like tea, is a special medicine for the avian flu that is now helpless all over the world."

"What? How is this possible?"

"Is there a special medicine for bird flu?"

"No way?"

"My go, it's something like tea, a special medicine for bird flu, this is too unreliable!"

"I think it's not April Fool's Day today. Why are the news on CCTV News Channel all joking?"

"I give 100 points to this news, it's really funny."

"Great, I finally developed a special medicine for bird flu, and I can buy my favorite chicken legs with peace of mind."

...

The people who saw this news on TV were shocked, some were surprised, some didn't believe it, and some were happy...

"Dear viewers in front of the TV, the old gentleman next to me was the discoverer of this bird flu. It was the chickens raised in his house who had bird flu. Now let us listen to this old gentleman's introduction after."

Guan Xiaoxiao pointed to Ye Xiangqing beside him and said to everyone.

"Old sir, you can tell everyone about this incident."

Guan Xiaoxiao said to Ye Xiangqing.

"@#%&Amp;..."

Ye Xiangqing spoke into the microphone, but spoke the Hokkien dialect.

"Dear viewers, you may not understand what the old gentleman is saying, but I don't understand either, but it doesn't matter. We asked a local beauty to interpret for us."

Guan Xiaoxiao took the microphone and spoke, and then gave it to a young woman next to him. If Ye Yaorong were here, he would definitely know this person. She was Xiaosi's daughter-in-law Pan Chengchen.

"What Grandpa Xiang Qing said just now, his chickens got fowl disease today, oh, it's the bird flu that killed many chickens..."

Pan Chengchen roughly translated the meaning of Ye Xiangqing's words.

To be honest, Pan Chengchen was very nervous when facing an interview with such a big TV station suddenly, but when he thought that Brother Honor had made such a sensational event in the world, I couldn't embarrass him!

Thinking of this, Pan Chengchen was not nervous when facing the camera.

"Thank you, old gentleman, thank you for this beautiful woman. Now tell everyone in front of the TV that the news from the expert team in the rural hospital behind me has basically ended. , The final announcement, it will take some time, now we are waiting for this exciting moment together."

Guan Xiaoxiao took the microphone and said to the camera.

...

Time passed by every minute.

Many people in front of the TV, like the news reporters guarding the Taoyuan Senior Citizen's Home, are waiting for exciting news.

For many years, I haven't heard such exciting things in the Chinese medical community.

What's more, this bird flu affects everyone's lives.

Especially people who are engaged in poultry breeding and poultry business, are squatting in front of the TV series and are reluctant to change channels.

Because they know that this news is vital to their lives.

Since many places across the country closed poultry trading markets this year, especially the prohibition on the trading of live chickens, these chicken farmers have suffered heavy losses.

If someone develops a special medicine for avian flu, everyone's business will be easy.

...

"Lao Li, Professor Zhao, do you think this news can be announced?"

Yang Chunjie asked several experts.

"I think it's ok. There is no problem at all in the current test."

Old Li nodded and said.

"Post it!"

Professor Zhao said directly.

After reading so many test data, if you are not confident yet, everyone can go home and sleep.

"Well, since it happened in Taoyuan Village, Professor Ma should announce it!"

Yang Chunjie said to Ma Xudong.

"it is good!"

Ma Xudong took the file, nodded and said.

"Look, someone is coming out!"

"Everything is ready, don't miss any shots!"

"Quickly, squeeze to the front."

...

Seeing people coming out of the heavily guarded hospital building, the news reporters squatting at the entrance of the hospital all ran forward.

Everyone is squatting here in such a cold day, for this is not the moment?

"The audience in front of TV, I am Guan Xiaoxiao of CCTV News Channel. Now the exciting time has come, and everyone is looking forward to the miracle with me."

"Dear viewers, I am Lu Dongdong, a reporter from Tencent News. Now is the time to announce the results. Please follow me to understand the results."

"Dear viewers, I am Zhao Yan, a reporter from Mango News. I am now located in a rural village called Taoyuan Village in Yangping County, Southern Zhejiang Province. It will be announced soon..."

"Dear viewers, I am..."

...

As soon as Ma Xudong walked out of the hospital building, he was confronted by journalists' guns.

Had it not been for Ma Xudong's preparedness, he would definitely be shocked.

"Dean Ma, has the bird flu specific medicine succeeded?"

"Dean Ma, what was the result?"

"Dean Ma, are you going to announce the news now."

"Dean Ma, see you with a smile on your face, has the verification passed!"

...

Before Ma Xudong spoke, a group of journalists caught him and kept asking.

"Everyone is quiet!"

Ma Xudong waved his hand and said.

Everyone was quiet, staring at Ma Xudong, or waiting for him to announce the news.

"Now I announce that after repeated demonstrations and tests by our medical and biological experts and scholars, we have definitely demonstrated that this bird flu specific medicine is effective, and it is also specific to all types of bird flu viruses, and can cure any period of time. The virus of the bird flu patients without side effects, we..."

"Dear viewers, have you heard? The special medicine for the bird flu virus has succeeded!"

"It's really exciting news. The bird flu that has plagued the world's medical and biological communities for hundreds of years can finally draw a satisfactory sentence."

"Are you still worried about the bird flu and dare not eat chicken? Now I tell you the excellent news. The bird flu is not terrible anymore. Our medical experts in China have developed a special medicine for the treatment of bird flu, which can cure any period of time. The virus of the bird flu patients, you heard it right, is the virus of the bird flu patients at any time."

"Dear viewers, are you feeling as excited as I am at this time? This is the greatest achievement of our modern Chinese medicine in the world."

...

After Ma Xudong announced this conclusion, the TV news reporters in front of the entire hospital building all spoke to the cameras.

Other non-video news reporters also quickly coded words in front of the computer to send out the news as soon as possible. Everyone is racing against time.

"Really, a special medicine for the treatment of bird flu has been successfully developed!"

A viewer in front of the TV stood up excitedly from the sofa and said.

"Ouuuu, great, husband, we are saved, we are saved!"

A middle-aged woman lying in a hospital isolation ward watched the news on TV and said excitedly.

"Um... I... saw it!"

The middle-aged man lying on the other side also said excitedly.

For the two couples who were infected with the bird flu, the hearts that were already desperate immediately ignited hope.

"No, this is not a joke!"

"Great, I'm going to eat chicken drumsticks tomorrow, bird flu is not terrible anymore."

"I am proud of my Huaxia Medicine. Western developed countries have not developed a fart for hundreds of years. Our rural hospital in China has developed a special medicine for the treatment of bird flu!"

"Haha, this time the western medical community is going to blush, and the slaps on this face!"

"Why do I suddenly feel like I want to cry!"

"Too awesome!"

...

The people who saw the news were so excited. After waiting for so long and finally witnessing this miraculous moment, let alone the excitement in their hearts, even mixed with a lot of moving emotions.

They don't understand anything else, but one thing they know is that in Huaxia, the Huaxia people have developed a special medicine for bird flu.

This is the honor of one's own country. In the future of the international medical school, who would dare to underestimate our medical level?

We Huaxia people have researched the drugs that you can't develop.

In the future, who would dare to say that China's medical level is not good enough.

...

"It's impossible, how is it possible, how can they get ahead of us!"

An American medical leader saw this news and immediately sat up from his chair, unable to believe his ears.

"Is it April Fool's Day? Huaxia people are telling a joke, right?"

An Englishman who reads China News told people around him disbelievingly.

"I don't think they are joking!"

"But how is this possible?"

"Thomas~www.wuxiaspot.com~ I know you don’t believe me, but I have to tell you that this is the official news of China, and the people of China will not publish fake news on the official news."

"It's ridiculous that something like wastewater can cure avian flu!"

"It's not waste water, it's the same potion as tea. The Orientals call it soup medicine.

"No matter what water it is, I don't believe that this thing can cure bird flu. Scientists in our country have been studying for decades. Isn't it better than this pot of water."

"I believe it too, but this is probably the case!"

"idiot!"

For countless days, fools have smashed their own TV series!

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