The Local Lazy Man System

(); Ye Yaorong remembers that a Buddha bone relic of Sakyamuni was unearthed in Famen Temple in Xishan Province of China in the 1980s.

At that time, it shocked the whole world. This also made Famen Temple, which was not well known, attracted the attention of people from all over the world. Numerous Buddhist followers came to worship Famen Temple and Famen Temple became a Buddhist holy place in one fell swoop.

In particular, the Buddha bone relic ranks even higher in the current China Xishi Treasures, even higher than the Yuewang Goujian sword, and is one of China's top national treasures.

And he actually got a Buddha's heart relic, which made Ye Yaorong very excited.

This is priceless!

But soon, Ye Yaorong had a headache about how to deal with this Buddha's heart relic.

Can't it be sold?

Not to mention this is not allowed!

In China, things like these are not allowed to be privately traded, and they must be paid to the state consciously because they belong to the state.

Forget it, I don't want to do that much, let's check sex. I haven't had an attribute for a long time. Ye Yaorong almost forgot his skills.

"check!"

Ye Yaorong said silently in his heart.

Soon, personal attribute information appeared in Ye Yaorong's mind.

Host gender: male

Host age: 29

Host fame: squire and celebrity

Host Honor: General Philanthropist Network Platinum Writer

Host level: excellent lazy.

Host physical condition: general elite level.

Host life skills: God-level chef (chef), advanced acupuncture, advanced medical skills, advanced animal training, ten thousand language experts, brewing, master-level Go skills, advanced carving, advanced Fengshui.

Other skills of the host: Taijiquan, iron cloth, master class, piano art master class, painting skill, **** class, hacker technology, gambling, advanced driving skills, Lingbo, Weibu, advanced Fengshui appraisal.

The host's special ability: water attribute mind power detection, treasure induction, wind attribute intelligence aura is static for ten seconds.

Host glory value:

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Checking Xing, Ye Yaorong found that he still couldn't sleep.

It was past eleven o'clock on the plane.

Ye Yaorong thought for a while, picked up the phone and smelled it.

The headline is "Heroes rush into the raging fire to save people."

The person who took the picture of Ye Yaorong was himself. There were a lot of them, and they all praised himself, which made Ye Yaorong a little embarrassed.

I don't seem to be as great as the news said!

If it weren't for the task of the "lazy man system", or if he was sure that his iron shirt kung fu was invulnerable, Ye Yaorong would doubt if he had the courage to rush into the raging fire to save people. dudu1();

This person was selfish, and Ye Yaorong felt that he was also a mortal, and also very selfish.

Rushing into the raging fire to save people was completely impulsive. It was not as great as the news said. He sacrificed his life to save people regardless of personal safety.

There is also the news about taking people from the fifth and sixth floors empty-handed. This news is the most discussed, because people are very curious about how ordinary people can catch those who jumped from the fifth and sixth floors empty-handed.

Many people think it is Chinese Kungfu.

Some people think that Ye Yaorong is born with supernatural power, so he can catch people who jumped from that height.

Of course, some people think that the content of this video is special effects, not real.

Ye Yaorong will not go down

Change entertainment channels, star gossip news.

In China, if you ask which industry has the most gossip, it is undoubtedly the entertainment industry.

Gossip news is always indispensable in the entertainment industry.

Today is not this cheating, tomorrow is the divorce, anyway, the relationship between men and women in the entertainment industry is very messy.

No, today, a pair of big stars have a divorce. The reason is very simple. One party cheated, so let’s cheat. This is on the news and everyone knows.

This is a man’s tolerance, and he doesn’t want everyone in the world to know he is cuckold.

In fact, think about it, Ye Yaorong can also understand these divorced couples in the entertainment industry.

Nowadays, filming movies and TV shows, unlike before the 1990s, the relationship between men and women on the screen basically stopped holding hands.

Even if there is a boat scene, it means that the two are lying on the bed, covered with quilts, and the lights are dark, and it is over.

Where is it like now, as long as it is a movie, as long as it is a TV series, there must be a boat scene, there is a kiss scene, a movie or a TV series, this boat scene and kiss scene are almost interspersed in many fragments of the whole drama.

You said, this male and female protagonist is shooting a couple in the scene, and it is kissing again, and it is also a boat scene. After a long time, it is normal to have cheating.

As a celebrity’s wife or husband, in the news, or in the news, every day is his wife or husband with a certain actor or certain actress. It is a boat scene, a kiss scene, and even cheating news.

It's okay to swallow for a year or two. After a long time, I was pointed out every day when I went out, "This male star, his wife was asleep on TV."

No one can stand it. As a celebrity, marrying a celebrity wife, under normal circumstances, are mentally prepared to cuckold.

At the beginning, I felt that I could bear it. Anyway, she cuckolded herself and she was not a good bird. She played with female celebrities and played ~ tender models.

Everyone is happy with the day.

Originally everyone was happy with each other, you cheated, and I cheated too. Everyone was half-hearted, and no one interfered with each other. Sleeping together at night, they treated each other as not knowing each other.

But in this world, there are always some "paparazzi" who are particularly annoying. You report what is bad, and when you cheat yourself, why do you report? This report has made the world known.

This is not enough. Even if you can bear it, your family and friends cannot bear it, and you are still familiar with the pointers of strangers. This pressure is too great, so you can only choose to divorce.

For the divorce of a star, Ye Yaorong is in the news for a while, not to mention, there is another news that has something to do with him, even if he has developed a report of a special medicine for the treatment of bird flu.

This report said that the World Health Organization is now organizing experts and scholars to verify the effectiveness of this bird flu specific medicine.

Ye Rongrong didn't care much about the conclusions of the World Health Organization. He just put down his mobile phone. It was already twelve o'clock and he was ready to go to bed.

Suddenly the WeChat video call is displayed. dudu2();

Yerongrong No.1 is the WeChat account of his wife Liu Qingqing.

Ye Yaorong clicked, and Liu Qingqing's face appeared on the phone screen.

The appearance of this smart phone has really shortened the distance between people thousands of miles away.

Think about Ye Yaoliang when he was a child, when he didn't have any smart phones, and some were just like big bricks.

That's really "big brother", not to mention the expensive price, the outrageous cost, basically it is used by big business bosses or officials of a level.

In those days, clothes were basically reliant on spinning, getting rich basically relied on robbing, begging a wife basically relied on thought, treatment relied on lying down, communication relied on roaring, security relied on dogs, heating relied on shaking, and transportation relied on walking. Insomnia basically depends on hands...

At that time, no one would have thought that in just over 20 years, this social exhibition was so fast, especially the economic and technological exhibitions, it was really dazzling.

"Husband, your head? Where's your head?"

As soon as the video was opened, Liu Qingqing immediately found that Ye Guangrong's head was gone.

Asked nervously immediately.

"How is it? I'm a bald head"

Ye Yaorong asked with a smile.

"Okay...good father, how come you bald your head?"

Liu Qingqing asked suspiciously.

I don't understand how this head is good, why my husband has completely dealt with him.

"Isn't there a news conference tomorrow? I will be bald. After my head grows out, everyone will not recognize me. Haha, my idea is good?"

Ye Yaorong asked with a smile.

The real reason, Ye Yaorong was not going to tell Liu Qingqing.

This woman is naturally sentimental, if she knew she hadn't been burned by the fire.

Not very sad yet, crying endlessly!

In order not to make his wife sad, Ye Yaorong chose to lie to his wife.

"Very handsome!"

Liu Qingqing nodded and said.

No matter how her husband changes, in Liu Qingqing's eyes, her husband is the most handsome.

"Husband, where are your eyebrows?"

Liu Qingqing asked.

Just now I took away my husband's bald head, and now I noticed that my husband's eyebrows are gone. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com

"Brows..."

Ye Yaorong was stunned, this is not easy to explain!

"Husband, did something happen to you?" dudu3();

Liu Qingqing asked anxiously.

"Nonsense, what can happen to your husband."

Ye Yaorong shook his head and said.

"Then... what about your eyebrows?"

Liu Qingqing asked suspiciously.

My husband’s eyebrows are somehow missing!

"I shaved it off!"

Ye Yaorong said.

"Husband, why did you shave your eyebrows?"

Liu Qingqing asked puzzledly.

"The eyebrows are too long to shave and let them grow again."

Ye Yaorong said.

Although this reason was a bit far-fetched, Ye Yaorong didn't have any good reasons for the time being, so he could only make up such a far-fetched reason.

"Oh!"

Liu Qingqing answered and did not ask any more.

Although his husband's reason is far-fetched, Liu Qingqing would not believe it, but Liu Qingqing did not intend to go into it.

As long as his man is okay, as long as it is not his own man to find a lover behind his back, Liu Qingqing can pretend to be confused.

"Wife, it's so late, why haven't you slept yet?"

Ye Yaorong asked.

It's almost twelve o'clock now, and it is not good for women to stay up late and get old easily.

"You are not at home, I can't sleep!"

Liu Qingqing said.

Every time her husband was away, Liu Qingqing always had concerns and couldn't sleep.

"Then you lie down and I will sing to you!"

Ye Yaorong thought for a while and said.

"Ok!"

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