The Local Lazy Man System

"give!"

Ye Yaorong took out a one-dollar coin from his pocket and handed it to the monkey.

"Squeaky"

"Liu Er" happily took a dollar coin from Ye Yaorong's hand, placed it in front of him and looked at it, and put it in his pocket with satisfaction. After looking at Ye Yaorong, he saw that Ye Yaorong had no intention to ask him to work. He climbed onto the longan tree and ate the seeds.

...

"Glory, glory..."

Just as Ye Yaorong was lying on the recliner about to fall asleep, suddenly the old village chief Ye Xianghai's rough voice came from the door of the small courtyard.

"Old village chief, can't you let me sleep peacefully?"

Ye Yaorong took down the book on his face, and looked at the old village head Ye Xianghai and said with some depression.

"Glory, I brought you something good today!"

Ye Xianghai said excitedly.

"good stuff?"

Ye Yaorong was stunned, looked at the black plastic bag Ye Xianghai was holding, and asked doubtfully: "The good thing you said is in this black plastic bag?"

"Yes, this is a baby I bought from the market at a high price, guess what baby it is."

Ye Xianghai said excitedly.

"How can I guess this!"

Ye Yaorong shook his head and said.

"What baby?"

Liu Qingqing came out of the house at this time when he heard Ye Xianghai's words.

"Hehe, I will open my eyes for you!"

With that, Ye Xianghai opened the black plastic bag, revealing a human-shaped Polygonum multiflorum.

From the appearance, this figure of Polygonum multiflorum looks very much like a man, because it even has men.

"This... what is this?"

Liu Qingqing asked blushing slightly.

Although Liu Qingqing has been in the countryside for more than two years, this is the first time I have seen Polygonum multiflorum, and naturally I don't know him.

"This is Polygonum multiflorum for a thousand years. They are all grown into human form. This is a big treasure."

Ye Xianghai said excitedly.

Polygonum multiflorum is a perennial twining vine in the Polygonaceae family. It has slender roots and a large tuber at the end. The appearance is reddish brown to dark brown. It grows in valleys and shrubs, under forests on hillsides, and crevices along ditch edges at an altitude of 200-3000 meters.

"This is a lot of money, right?"

Ye Yaorong glanced at the human shape Polygonum multiflorum in Ye Xianghai's hand, and asked with a smile.

"That is, you don't know that Polygonum multiflorum is the only thousand years. Many people want to buy it. In the end, I bought it for 10,000 yuan."

Ye Xianghai nodded and said.

It turned out that today Ye Xianghai went to the town’s market to sell agricultural products, and saw many people watching the excitement in a crowd. Out of curiosity, Ye Xianghai also went over to take a look.

It turned out that a middle-aged man bought a fleece-flower shaped like a human in the market.

According to this middle-aged man’s self-reported statement, this human form of Polygonum multiflorum was discovered by accident in the old forest deep in the mountains. After checking the information, he learned that Polygonum multiflorum absorbs the aura of nature. After a thousand years, it will become human. If it can survive the three plagues and five difficulties , You can become a god.

This human form of Polygonum multiflorum is a treasure, comparable to the efficacy of a thousand-year-old ginseng. Originally, the middle-aged man didn't want to sell it, but his daughter was seriously ill and urgently needed a sum of money, so he had to sell this human form of Polygonum.

As long as the price is right, he will sell the figure of Polygonum multiflorum.

After all, the daughter's illness, time can't wait!

After listening to the middle-aged man’s self-report, many people at the scene offered to buy the human form Polygonum multiflorum.

Seeing so many people buying this human form Polygonum multiflorum, Ye Xianghai was also moved.

Importantly, Ye Xianghai just watched Lu Xun's "From Baicao Garden to Sanwei Bookstore" a few days ago, and mentioned the "human form of Polygonum multiflorum" in it, which convinced Ye Xianghai that this human form of Polygonum multiflorum was real.

After all, even Mr. Lu Xun said that the "human form Polygonum multiflorum" came from.

The most important thing is that Ye Xianghai is a fan of old martial arts novels. In the old martial arts novels, besides the great martial arts secrets, the protagonist’s adventures are those from the millennium Polygonum multiflorum, the millennium snow lotus, and the ten thousand year Zhu Guo. The body has become so good that all internal injuries and external injuries can be cured.

"Ten thousand yuan? Old village chief, do you want me to tell the truth or lies?"

Ye Yaorong looked at Ye Xianghai and said.

Buying this Polygonum multiflorum for 10,000 yuan, the old village head really lost money.

Polygonum multiflorum is actually a common Chinese medicinal material. It is not precious in terms of ingredients. Generally, it costs a few yuan per catty. No matter what shape it grows, it is worth the price.

As for the so-called Thousand Years of Polygonum multiflorum, except for the fact that it has appeared in martial arts novels, it is really hard to say whether it exists in reality. Anyway, according to the information in Ye Yaorong's mind, the millennium of Polygonum multiflorum does not exist.

"Nonsense, of course you want to listen to the truth, who wants to listen to the lie!"

Ye Xianghai looked at Ye Yaorong dissatisfiedly and said.

"To tell you the truth, your human form of Polygonum multiflorum is good, but this human form was made by someone else with a mold. It is not formed naturally. It can be said to be an artificial Polygonum multiflorum. Whether it is in the shape of a human or not, this artificial Polygonum multiflorum It's all worthless."

Ye Yaorong told the truth.

In fact, this "human-shaped Polygonum multiflorum" is a kind of scam. This scam appeared the year before and deceived many middle-aged and elderly people.

After all, compared with young people, middle-aged and old people are more superstitious, and the middle-aged and old people in the countryside basically don't know how to surf the Internet, and many of them don't even know one word.

Although this "human-shaped Polygonum multiflorum" scam has been exposed many times on the Internet, most of the middle-aged and elderly people in rural areas don't know it.

This is why this kind of scam has been exposed again and again, but many people are still deceived.

In fact, there are three main methods of falsifying this human form of Polygonum multiflorum: using palm hearts and banana roots to engrave it; grafting with yam tubers; and cultivating in a mold.

The human form Polygonum multiflorum that Ye Xianghai bought was cultivated in a mold.

This is why Ye Yaorong said that this human form of Polygonum multiflorum is Polygonum multiflorum, but it is not a thousand-year-old Polygonum multiflorum with spirituality.

"fake?"

Ye Xianghai looked at the human figure Polygonum multiflorum in his hand in surprise, and asked Ye Yaorong.

Is it true that I was deceived?

"Yes, at the very least, you are definitely not buying this Polygonum multiflorum from the wild, but from the artificial cultivation of Polygonum multiflorum."

Ye Yaorong nodded and said.

Wild Polygonum multiflorum and artificially cultivated Polygonum multiflorum can be distinguished from their appearance.

The surface of wild Polygonum multiflorum is relatively rough, bumpy, irregular in shape and not easy to break. The artificial humanoid Polygonum multiflorum is covered with white roots. It is relatively brittle and breaks when it is broken. When the skin is cut, a white gum liquid will flow out.

"I was cheated?"

Ye Xianghai was stunned.

After all, it was bought for 10,000 yuan. Although the income of the village Toye Glory in the past two years has been much higher than before, 10,000 yuan is not a small figure.

Ye Xianghai could only save so much money after saving it for half a year. Now he told himself that he had been cheated, and the 10,000 yuan was lost. Ye Xianghai really couldn't accept it.

"Although it is cruel, I still have to tell the truth, old village chief, you were indeed deceived. The Polygonum multiflorum in your hand is worth a hundred yuan at most."

Ye Yaorong thought for a while, and told the truth.

No matter what, the old village chief still has to face the reality. If he doesn't talk about it now, others will tell him in a few days.

"Well, what can I do? I bought it for ten thousand yuan."

Ye Xianghai panicked.

After all, for the elderly in the countryside, money is very important. The 10,000 yuan that was cheated this time is unacceptable.

"There is no other way, call the police!"

Ye Yaorong thought for a while and said.

Now the streets and roads are under surveillance. As long as the police really want to catch a criminal, they can basically catch it.

In other places, Ye Yaorong is hard to say. In Taoyuan Village, as long as the villagers in Taoyuan Village call the police, Ye Yaorong believes that the police dare not do anything.

After all, their identity is placed here. If they don't handle the case for the villagers in the village properly, and it is passed to themselves, they can make them lose their black hats with a phone call.

Even though many civil servants are clamoring about the low wages of civil servants, they dislike this and dislike that, but if they really let them take off their official uniforms, they can't bear it.

Every year hundreds, thousands, and tens of thousands of people compete for a civil servant quota, and you know how precious this civil servant is.

"Then, I will call the police now!"

Hearing what Ye Yaorong said, Ye Xianghai hurriedly called the police.

After all, there is hope of getting the money back, and Ye Xianghai will not give up.

Fortunately, the liar selling the human form Polygonum multiflorum was from Yangping County. The police quickly identified the suspect through monitoring ~ www.wuxiaspot.com~ and it took only a day to catch the liar.

Ye Xianghai's money also returned a lot.

This made Ye Yaorong couldn't help but feel that power is really good sometimes.

If it were not for his own identity, the police would not be so efficient in handling matters. As for the money defrauded to return, it is basically impossible.

...

The leisurely days passed very quickly, unknowingly, there was only one last week left in 2017. After this week, it will be 2018 on the Gregorian calendar.

In foreign countries, now is the rhythm of the New Year.

Don't ask where i come from,

My hometown is far away,

Why wander,

Wandering far away...

...

I really watched the TV series "Peacock Flies Southeast" with my wife, and suddenly my cell phone rang.

Ye Yaorong picked up the phone and saw that it was Yang Chunjie's call.

After pressing the answer button, Ye Yaorong said: "Dean Yang, it's so late, something?"

"Good thing, great thing!"

Yang Chunjie said excitedly on the phone.

"Dean Yang, don't talk about great things. You also said great things last time. As a result, the Lasker Medical Award was lost."

Ye Yaorong said with some dissatisfaction.

"Is that you who gave up the prize yourself?"

Yang Chunjie said.

"Isn't this for dignity? Let's not forget who our ancestors are for a broken prize!"

Ye Yaorong said.

"Don't worry about the Lasker Medal Award. I don't look down on it now. Our pursuit is even higher now."

Yang Chunjie said.

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