The Local Lazy Man System

"Stupid, idiot, a bunch of big idiots!"

Seeing that no one found himself talking, the parrot made a sound again.

Everyone was stunned and looked at the source of the sound. This time, everyone found that the owner of the sound was a parrot standing on a tree.

"Holding the grass, I was laughed at by a bird!"

At this time, the rhythm under the lamp also discovered that it was a parrot who was mocking him just now, his face flushed, and he said depressed.

I can't care about a bird!

"This parrot is really beautiful, so cute!"

Erbao Angel looked at the parrot on the tree with glowing eyes and said.

This parrot is really good-looking. It has a pair of shiny black eyes, and there are patterns on the eyelids. It is white, with a short neck, a pure red chest, and a straight back.

The colors on its wings are colorful and beautiful! Starting from the beginning is red, orange, yellow, green, and blue, just like wearing a colorful dress with a slender tail.

"What's so cute? It's so annoying!"

The rhythm under the lamp said depressedly.

What a broken bird, it even makes fun of people.

Now the rhythm under the lamp has stewed the parrot's heart to eat meat.

"You hate it. A big man is bullied by a hen. It's not shameful. If I were you, I would have found a hole and buried myself."

The parrot immediately fought back.

"Hahaha!"

"Hahaha!"

Everyone laughed at what the parrot said.

"This parrot is too smart!"

"It doesn't seem to be taught, it's thinking about it and saying it."

"Amazing!"

Suddenly everyone looked at the parrot on the tree as if they had discovered a new world.

This is the first time I have seen such a smart and spiritual parrot.

"Asshole!"

The parrot was so irritating that the rhythm under the lamp, which became angry, ran to the side of the tree, pinched the tree with his hand, and shook it vigorously.

"Strong hard, harder!"

"Why didn't you eat?"

"Is it dead?"

"Is there impotence?"

...

The willow tree where the parrot is staying has a trunk of twenty centimeters thick. The rhythm under this lamp uses all the power of milking. Apart from a slight shaking, it can't help the willow tree.

I was constantly laughed at by the parrot standing on the tree, and the rhythmic face under the angry table lamp was green.

The man was said to be no good, it was no different from killing him.

What's more, being despised and mocked by a bird, now the rhythm under the lamp, can't wait to pluck out this hateful parrot hair and stew it to eat its meat.

"Oh my God, this parrot is so amazing, it can use words freely."

Meng Feiyang said with a shocked look.

"So, don't offend this bird, or you will suffer."

Ye Yaorong said with a smile.

This parrot, in his yard, is a domineering existence, except for the blade, other animals in this yard can't help it.

Coupled with the favor of Liu Qingqing, even Ye Yaorong sometimes dare not listen.

"Hermit, isn't this hateful parrot yours?"

At this time, the rhythm under the lamp understood that he could no longer shake the tree trunk so stupidly.

Thinking of the parrot in Ye Yaorong's yard, the rhythm under the lamp felt that this hateful parrot could not be separated from Ye Yaorong.

"Sakura, stop making trouble!"

Ye Yaorong said with a smile.

Seeing the rhythm under this lamp being swelled by a bird, Ye Yaorong shook his head involuntarily.

This parrot is crazy, you really can't fight with it, otherwise it can mad you.

"Stop playing!"

Seeing her master had spoken, Yingying knew that she could no longer bully this interesting person, so she had to fly elsewhere to play.

"Hermit, the birds in your house are so against the sky?"

The second treasure angel looked at Ye Yaorong and asked.

In this big yard, I saw too many magical animals, wild boars bigger than tigers, big eagles taller than a man, and what is that?

Erbao Angel looked in front of him with some horror.

"Is that really a big white goose?"

Others also noticed a huge white goose in front of him, a big white goose of adult height, really unseen, unheard of.

"That's the big white goose raised in our family, and I don't know how it grew so big."

Ye Yaorong nodded and said.

After all, I can't tell anyone that this big white goose grew like this because of drinking "plant high-level nutrient solution".

"It's amazing, can I take a picture with it?"

Erbao Angel asked with his eyes bright.

"Of course, Bai Long, come here!"

Ye Yaorong shouted to the big white goose and white dragon.

I don't know if it was because of drinking the "Plant Advanced Nutrient Solution". This big white goose is very smart and can basically understand the meaning of human words.

"It's amazing, can this big white goose understand what we are saying?"

Fu Xiaochen said in surprise.

This Ye Guangrong family's animals are so smart, they can understand people's words.

"It can understand what we are saying, so you have to praise it a lot. When it is happy, it may even be carried you around in this lake."

Ye Yaorong nodded and said.

"Really, can I still ride this big white goose?"

Erbao Angel asked with bright eyes.

It would be great if that was the case. If you post photos of yourself riding a big white goose on the lake on WeChat, you will definitely envy many friends.

"Of course, it depends on your abilities!"

Ye Yaorong said with a smile.

"Mengmeng, come here!"

Ye Yaorong yelled to Xiao Mengmeng, who was playing with several village bears not far away.

"Uncle, you call me?"

The little sister trot over, looked at Ye Yaorong and asked.

"Mengmeng, you take these big brothers and big sisters around in the yard."

Ye Yaorong said to Xiao Mengmeng.

After all, the animals in this yard recognize people, and if strangers rush around in the yard, they will definitely be attacked by the animals in the yard.

With Xiaomengmeng there, there is no such worry.

"Why are we big brothers and big sisters? This generation is wrong!"

The rhythm under the lamp said with some dissatisfaction.

This little Mengmeng is called Uncle Ye Yaorong, which is called his elder brother and sister. It is not obvious that Ye Yaorong is taking advantage of these people.

"Hahaha, okay, I will prepare dinner for you, and you will walk slowly."

Ye Yaorong said, and walked into the yard. It's been a long time since he started to cook a big meal. Ye Yaorong was going to show off to Erbao Angels.

...

"What a great dinner!"

"It's really good in color, fragrance, and smell, I look at it all running water!"

"Hermit, is this really your dish?"

Erbao Angel asked suspiciously.

You know, such a feast of color, fragrance, and flavor that makes people drool at the table can't be made without a professional chef with superb cooking skills.

"This is my husband's dishes, you are considered a blessing, you can eat my husband's dishes, but my husband hasn't cooked for a long time!"

Liu Qingqing said.

It seems that my husband is in a good mood today, and he has all started to cook.

"Sit down, everyone, you are welcome."

Ye Yaorong greeted everyone to sit down.

The dishes Ye Yaorong cooked today were based on the regional tastes of the few people who came to his home today. Ye Yaorong made Sichuan boiled cabbage, Gongbao chicken; Cantonese oyster chicken feet, white sliced ​​chicken, and steamed bass; Cai Jiu Zhuan large intestine, sweet and sour carp; Zhejiang cuisine Song Sao fish; Hunan cuisine: chopped pepper fish head, homemade tofu; Anhui cuisine tiger skin tofu; Northeastern cuisine chicken stewed mushrooms.

There are a total of twelve dishes, all of which are representative dishes in various cuisines.

The real chef is not how delicious the dishes he makes, but he makes dishes with different tastes according to the tastes of different regions.

Because these few people who came to my house today are all over the world, Ye Yaorong also cooked a table of all over the world.

Ensure that everyone can taste delicious dishes that suit their own tastes.

"Come on, great writers, try my craft and see if it suits your taste."

Ye Yaorong was embarrassed to see that everyone was still reserved and moved his chopsticks first, and said to everyone enthusiastically.

"This dish is really amazing!"

"This is more delicious than the dishes cooked by the chef at the state banquet!"

"Hermit, your cooking skills are excellent. If you open a restaurant, you will definitely make a fortune."

"Opening a restaurant to make money, are you kidding me, do you think the hermit will be short of money?"

"This steamed sea bass is the best dish I have ever tasted."

Although the rhythm under the table lamp is different for the first bite of the dishes, the thoughts are the same after the dishes are entered.

The taste of this dish is really amazing. It's really a dish that can only be found in the sky. It's rare to taste it in the world!

Under the delicacy temptation of Ye Yaorong himself, everyone let go of their restraint, and the frequency of waving chopsticks and chewing gradually increased.

This is the most delicious, dripping and delightful meal they have ever had.

"Don't just eat vegetables, come and have a drink!"

Ye Yaorong raised his glass and said.

This friend is here, how can there be no good wine to entertain.

Ye Yaorong took out a kind of wine he brewed from the cellar~www.wuxiaspot.com~ This is the first time that Ye Yaorong opened the wine he brewed last time.

"Come, we all first thank the hermit family for their warm hospitality, and specially prepared such a splendid dinner for us."

Praying Mantis picked up the wine glass and said to everyone.

"Yes, thanks to the hermit's warm hospitality for this first cup."

Everyone immediately responded and raised their wine glasses to toast Ye Yaorong.

"Everyone is polite, don't say anything else, drink this glass of wine."

Ye Yaorong picked up the wine glass and finished speaking, then drank a glass of white wine into his stomach.

The wine in this glass is the white wine made by Ye Yaorong. The soft and waxy white wine is like the whisper of a beautiful woman, and it is lightly sweet and smells like a beautiful woman's breath; as the wine glass shakes, the slightly swaying wine at the bottom of the glass is like a beautiful woman dancing Wishful neon clothes...

After a glass, many heroes only love fine wine, not beautiful women.

After a glass of wine, everyone was silent for a while, and after a few times, they had a deep taste of the endless aftertaste of the wine.

"This wine is absolutely perfect!"

"The wine is good, everyone drink more."

...

The drinking did not end until ten o'clock in the evening, Ye Yaorong was not drunk, the rhythm under this lamp was already drunk.

Because Ye Yaorong's courtyard couldn't accommodate so many people at once, Ye Yaorong sent a few of them to the dormitory of "Old People's Home" to rest.

Fortunately, all the way to the "home of the elderly", these people's wine also scattered a lot, to the "home of the elderly", these people fell asleep on the bed.

After all these people were settled, Ye Guangrong walked on the road in the village alone.

"Ok!"

Ye Yaorong suddenly remembered something.

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