The Local Lazy Man System

"I want to go now, it's too late."

Ye Yaorong picked up a stool next to him and threw it on the grapes, hitting the acupoint veins of the monkey "Liu Er".

The "six ears", who had not run out of the yard, were completely immobile. Except for the head, they couldn't move any other parts of the body.

"Squeak!"

"Liu Er" suddenly exclaimed to Ye Yaorong in dissatisfaction.

I can't move, this "six ears" naturally knows that this is the ghost of his master.

"How? As long as you hand over this monkey wine, I will unlock your acupoints."

Ye Yaorong walked to Liu Er with a smile and said to it.

"Squeak!"

"Liu Er" immediately shook his head and shouted.

You should know that this "monkey wine" was hard to find in the mountains. "Liu Er" didn't want to confiscated this "monkey wine".

"Liu Er" can know that once this "monkey wine" enters his owner's pocket, it will be difficult for him to take a sip in the future.

"How about nine points? One for you and nine for me."

Ye Yaorong said to "Liu Er".

"Squeak!"

"Liu Er" immediately shook his head.

"Liu Er" is not stupid, nine points, he can only get a little bit, this kind of bad business, "Liu Er" is not willing to do.

"Then I will suffer, how about 28?"

Ye Yaorong said.

"Liu Er" directly raised his head to the sky this time, this was because he didn't plan to ignore Ye Yaorong's proposal.

"Forget it, five to five points, this is my bottom line."

Ye Yaorong looked at "Six Ears" and said.

This time "Liu Er" didn't shake his head anymore. After thinking about it, he yelled at Ye Yaorong.

"I want to eat peaches, right? This is no problem. As long as you get the wine, I will give you a big peach."

Ye Yaorong understood the meaning of the monkey's words. This was asking Ye Yaorong for peaches.

"Squeak!"

Listening to Ye Yaorong only promised to give a peach, "Liu Er" suddenly cried out in dissatisfaction.

"Hehe, husband, don't tease him."

Liu Qingqing couldn't help but said a little funny.

"Forget it, I'll give you five peaches, so satisfied!"

Ye Yaorong stopped teasing the "six ears", untied its acupoints and said.

"Squeak!"

"Liu Er" was regarded as accepting Ye Yaorong's condition, and yelled at Ye Yaorong, then turned around and hopped outside the yard. This was to bring Ye Yaorong to find the "monkey wine".

The place where the monkey wine was hidden was in the depths of the back mountain, that is, Ye Yaorong used the "Lingbo Weibu", otherwise he would not be able to keep up with the speed of the "six ears".

The monkey entered the lush woods, like a fish like a sea, moving fast like a swing among the big trees.

About ten minutes later, "Liu Er" brought Ye Yaorong to the underside of a big banyan tree.

This banyan tree is really big. It takes five people to hug it. Moreover, the banyan tree is also very tall. Ye Glory estimated that it was more than ten meters high with naked eyes.

"Where is this monkey wine?"

Ye Yaorong looked at "Liu Er" with some doubts and asked.

After all, the banyan tree in front of him, Ye Guangrong didn't see where he could hide wine.

"Squeak!"

"Liu Er" yelled at Ye Yaorong, climbed up to the tree, stopped at the big branch of a banyan tree, pointed at that location, and shouted at Ye Yaorong.

Ye Yaorong understood that this "monkey wine" was in that position.

These monkeys are really good at hiding things. They hide in the middle of the tree. If they don't climb up, they won't be able to find this "monkey wine".

Although this "monkey wine" hides very high, it is not difficult for Ye Yaorong. As a rural baby, Ye Yaorong used to climb trees and dig out bird eggs when he was young. It's easy.

However, Ye Yaorong would naturally not choose to climb trees. That would be too low grade. Now Ye Yaorong can fly, so naturally there is no need to bother climbing trees.

With a light leap, Ye Yaorong jumped to the side of "Liu Er", and "Liu Er" jumped in fright.

Standing on this tree, Ye Yaorong quickly saw a small washbasin-sized hole at the fork of the tree. Looking inside, there was a red liquid inside. Ye Yaorong standing at this position could smell a faint wine. fragrance.

There is a lot of monkey wine in this tree hole. Fortunately, Ye Guangrong brought several large barrels and put it in the Qiankun ring. He was not afraid of getting this "monkey wine".

You must know that "monkey wine" like this one can't be stored for long. Under natural circumstances, it won't be long before it will evaporate slowly.

This is also one of the reasons why this "monkey wine" is scarce. It is not easy to brew, and it is also very difficult to store in this natural state.

The opening of the tree hole is a bit small, and the bucket can't be put in to hold the monkey wine.

But Ye Yaorong couldn’t help but think about it a little bit, and then he came up with a good way, so he took out a fruit knife from the space and dig a small hole in the tree. Of course, this hole must follow This "monkey wine" tree hole is connected.

After a few clicks, the hollow big banyan tree dug and cut out a small opening, and the red monkey wine flowed out along the opening, and Ye Yaorong quickly followed it with a bucket.

A bucket would definitely not be able to be filled, and if one was full, Ye Yaorong put the bucket into the space, and then took out an empty bucket to contain monkey wine.

This means that Ye Yaorong has the "wind attribute", otherwise there would be no way to suspend this "monkey wine".

After ten minutes, the mouth stopped emitting red "monkey wine", but at this time, Ye Yaorong installed five buckets, and each bucket was filled with 30 catties of "monkey wine". You can get one hundred and fifty catties of "monkey wine" every time.

"Ha ha ha, good luck this time!"

Ye Yaorong was in a very good mood. If more than one hundred and fifty catties of "monkey wine" were sold, it would definitely be a sky-high price.

However, Ye Yaorong didn't plan to sell this wine, so he kept drinking it slowly.

You must know that this "monkey wine" is not only delicious, but also has high nutritional value, and it is impossible to make this natural "monkey wine" artificially.

This is not just a matter of formula, but so many special conditions that cannot be manufactured artificially. The formation of this "monkey wine" is entirely a coincidence, and there is no way to replicate it.

"Squeak!"

Down the tree. "Liu Er" ran to Ye Yaorong and stretched out his hand to shout.

This is for Ye Yaorong to fulfill his promise and give it half of the "monkey wine".

It seems that this "six ears" is not easy to fool around.

"See you in a hurry, you said I gave you this wine, did you move it? Besides, do you have a place to store it?"

Ye Yaorong looked at "Liu Er" with a smile and said.

After Ye Yaorong said that, these "six ears" began to grasp the anxious hair.

"Hehe, you store this wine with me first. If you want to drink someday, tell me, I will give it to you. Isn't it the same? I will keep it for you for free, what a great thing! "

Ye Yaorong continued to flicker.

Being fooled by Ye Yaorong, "Liu Er" was not sharing the spoils with Ye Yaorong.

"Okay, we're going back."

With this "monkey wine" in hand, Ye Yaorong didn't want to carry it in this mountain.

Mainly it is summer. The mountains are full of vegetation, and there are so many mosquitoes. This Leaf Honor just killed a mosquito, and another mosquito is attached to Ye Honor’s arm.

This mosquito is going to **** the blood of Leaf Glory.

It's a pity, no matter how it is used, there is no way to break the skin on Ye Yaorong's arm.

Now Ye Yaorong's skin is invulnerable, and the mosquito's mouth can't get in!

"Go to death for me!"

With a slap in the face, Ye Yaorong attached the mosquito that was about to **** his blood to death.

Mosquitoes are well-known pests, and Ye Guangrong will not be merciful to them.

After slapped the nasty mosquito to death, Ye Guangrong walked back with the "six ears".

When I got home, it was already evening,

"Husband, you are back."

Seeing Ye Yaorong's return, Liu Qingqing greeted him happily, but seeing Ye Yaorong empty-handed, he asked with some doubts: "Did you get monkey wine?"

"Hehe, I got it, and I got a lot, but I hid it."

Ye Yaorong said with a smile.

"Oh!"

Hearing that Ye Yaorong got the "monkey wine", Liu Qingqing responded and did not ask where Ye Yaorong had hidden the "monkey wine".

The man himself had too many secrets, and Liu Qingqing knew that it was not good to ask too many questions, so he didn't ask at all.

...

Days passed day by day, and in a blink of an eye came the summer vacation.

"Uncle~www.wuxiaspot.com~ I want to go to Wanda to play!"

Xiao Mengmeng ran to Ye Yaorong's side and said, pulling Ye Yaorong.

"it is good!"

Ye Yaorong nodded and said.

It's been a long time since the family went shopping, and Ye Yaorong also felt that he should take the family out for fun.

Just leave, and the family will be ready soon. In fact, Ye Yaorong has nothing to prepare, mainly with "dudu".

When such a small child goes out, there are so many things that adults need to prepare. You must bring diapers, baby bottles, tissues, etc.

A group of three cars drove out of the yard mightily, mainly because the current guards of Ye Guangrong's family had seven, so they occupied two cars.

Of course not all the guards followed, there were still two guards staying at home.

When a group of people drove to the parking space on the roadside of Wanda Plaza, it was already more than ten o'clock in the morning. By this time, the sun was already very big. When everyone got out of the car, the temperature difference was a bit unbearable.

It's not yet noon, and the temperature outside here is a bit close to forty degrees.

This is the real dog days. It's not hot. Looking at the sanitation workers who are sweeping the floor with a broom.

Ye Yaorong couldn't help feeling a little in his heart.

The more disadvantaged groups are, the dirtiest and tiring work they do, and the lower their wages will be.

Those so-called elites, blowing air-conditioning in the conference room, and opening dispensable meetings, earn several, or even dozens of times, the wages of these sanitation workers.

"what!"

Ye Yaorong, who was holding "Dudu", suddenly stopped.

"Husband, what's the matter?"

Seeing Ye Yaorong's motionlessness, Liu Qingqing asked.

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