The Local Lazy Man System

"That's not a good man. It's not married, it's just... forget it, don't talk about it, I'm upset, boss, may I ask the little girl what I have to say so late, if it is to wait for the bed, don't talk about it!"

Fang Bo Lin said jokingly.

"No kidding, I'm looking for serious things with you. I am going to set up an'Anti-Porcelain Association' to help people who are troubled by porcelain touching, and to combat this kind of touching porcelain."

Ye Yaorong said.

"Establishing the'Anti-Bump Porcelain Association'?"

Fang Bolin was shocked, and said in surprise: "Boss, you didn't drink a bar?"

"No alcohol at night."

After speaking, Ye Yaorong also reacted and immediately said, "What do you mean?"

"Boss, why are you doing a good job of the "Anti-Bump Porcelain Association"? That's a big pit."

Fang Bo Lin said.

Now this touching porcelain is already a phenomenon-level social phenomenon, and the country can't care about it. Why is this boss taking care of it?

"I know this is a pit, but if you don't kill this ethos, will it be true that after decades, everyone will not dare to go out, people will distrust each other, and society will become indifferent and ruthless? It’s horrible, I don’t want my child to live in such a cold society..."

Ye Yaorong said.

"Boss, I understand what you mean, what do I need to do?"

Fang Boling immediately respected Ye Yaorong.

There are many rich people in China now, but there are too few rich people who are willing to take money out to do things that are beneficial to society.

"The establishment of this'anti-push porcelain association' is first of all to have people, especially those who have anti-push porcelain experience. This is the person we most want to recruit."

Ye Yaorong said.

"There are very few people with anti-collision experience, but we can hire some retired criminal police."

Fang Bolin thought for a while and said.

After all, in China, there is still no professional organization and team for “anti-push porcelain”, and there are very few individuals who “anti-push porcelain”.

After all, if "anti-push porcelain" is single-handedly, you don't know how to die.

"Yes, it's OK."

Ye Yaorong nodded and said, after thinking about it, Ye Yaorong went on to say: "Yes, I'm looking for 20 or 30 veterans."

After all, nowadays, those who engage in "touching porcelain" are rarely single-handed. They are basically gangs committing crimes, so you must recruit enough security personnel. If you really want to use force, you are not afraid.

"understand."

Fang Bo Lin nodded and said.

"Who else needs to be recruited? You can decide on your own. First of all, Dudu has finished the bath. I still have to look after the children."

Ye Yaorong said.

"Knowing that you are a good dad."

Fang Bolin smiled and hung up without waiting for Ye Yaorong to reply.

...

After eating breakfast, Liu Qingqing hugged Dudu and went to the Sanye's house in the village to see the nose.

After all, for people like Liu Qingqing who grew up in big cities, they have never seen a bull piercing a bull's nose. They don’t understand what’s going on, and they feel very fresh, so I went to hug Dudu this early. Go to Sanye's house and look at Zha Niubi.

Beautifully said: "Give Dudu long experience", but Liu Qingqing wants to see something fresh.

For Ye Yaorong, who grew up in the countryside, this has given him a lot of attention. However, with the mechanization of farming, the use of cattle has become smaller and smaller.

Now there are not many people raising cattle at home, and cattle are not as precious as before.

You must know that in ancient times, giant pandas are not a rare thing. You can eat any antler, bear paw and tiger whip as long as you have the ability.

But there is an animal, even if you raise it from childhood to adulthood, you can't kill it to eat meat. This is a cow.

Nowadays, many heroes in costume TV series and various historical novels have to cut a few catties of beef every time they enter the store, which is deceiving.

The social status of cattle in ancient times was very high.

In fact, as early as 3000 years ago, the lofty status of the cattle in the Western Zhou Dynasty had been determined. At that time, there were "princes who did not kill cattle for no reason", not to mention eating beef without killing cattle.

This is what "Riji · Wangzhi Pian" said, only when the ruler used the prison to sacrifice the heaven and earth ancestors, he would kill the cow.

Even when the princes offered sacrifices to the heaven and the earth, they could only use sheep and pigs. Only the emperor could use the cattle when offering sacrifices to the heaven and the earth. Therefore, it was difficult to eat beef in ancient times.

How could an ordinary hotel have beef for sale?

In ancient times, even if the cow was old or sick, the owner of the cow could not just kill it. The slaughter process had to be approved by the official agency in accordance with legal standards.

If you want to eat beef, you have to wait until a cow is old or seriously ill, and you have to run different departments to stamp it. Without the consent of these departments, you cannot slaughter the cow.

In the Han Dynasty, there was a stipulation that "the king's law forbids the killing of cattle, and those who commit the prohibition of killing shall punish those who commit suicide."

After the Han Dynasty, people could steal cattle to eat meat, but once they were known by the government, they would still have to eat prison food for one or two years and then get a board.

No matter in ancient times or now, people would pierce the nose of a cow when it is half a pile high, because at this time the calf is the most annoying, and it is a big disaster when it runs into the field. It even eats and kicks. A large crop of crops can be spoiled in the past.

Therefore, people will put this bull nose ring on the cow's nose, which is the same as the curse on Wukong in "Journey to the West".

With this bull nose ring, when the calf strays again, as long as the rope is pulled, the bull nose ring will make its nose hurt, and the calf can only honestly dare not run around.

And with this bull nose ring, it's much easier to call this bull. If you don't wear this bull nose ring, if the bull doesn't listen to it, it really doesn't matter.

After all, this cow is much stronger than humans. If you dare to provoke it, it can kick you flying with one kick, which is very dangerous.

Therefore, as long as the cows in the countryside grow to a certain extent, they will definitely pierce the nose ring.

Most of the family went to see Zanniubi, and Ye Yaorong was quite boring in the yard alone. After thinking about it, Ye Yaorong also walked out of the yard, taking advantage of the coolness of the morning to visit "Taoyuan Primary School".

Because it is during class, the entire campus is relatively quiet.

"Go to die, go to die..."

Suddenly Ye Yaorong heard intermittent angry voices coming from the small woods on the campus.

"what happened?"

Ye Yaorong was stunned and walked to the grove.

"School...Principal..."

Hearing the sound of footsteps, Shui Lan hurriedly wiped the tears from her face, and said to Ye Yaorong with some embarrassment.

"How did you encounter sadness?"

Ye Yaorong asked suspiciously.

Ye Yaorong was still very impressed with this English teacher who graduated from Harvard University with a doctoral degree.

A highly educated elite who does not do a good job in a big city, goes to his own country to be a primary school teacher.

Ye Yaorong knew that there must be a story.

But after all this matter involves others, Ye Yaorong is not good to ask.

Besides, Ye Yaorong is not a gossip.

"Ok!"

Shui Lan nodded and said.

"Is it a matter of male and female feelings?"

Ye Yaorong asked.

If this adult woman is violent with trees, cursing "death", 80% of them may have something to do with feelings, especially women who are not married yet.

"Ok!"

Shui Lan nodded.

"Open your heart and you will be fine."

Ye Yaorong said seriously.

This emotional matter between men and women is the most complicated. It is difficult for outsiders to help her, and she can only rely on herself.

"Thank you principal!"

Shui Lan said to Ye Yaorong gratefully.

Although the principal Ye is a few years older than himself, she feels that principal Ye is a very wise man.

"Well, if you feel really uncomfortable, I will grant you a day off and get a good rest."

Ye Yaorong said.

"Principal, can I ask you a question?"

Shui Lan looked at Ye Yaorong and said.

"go ahead."

Ye Yaorong nodded and said.

"What is love?"

Shui Lan asked.

"This question makes me hard for you."

Ye Yaorong touched his nose, thought for a while, and then said: "In my opinion, true love is a feeling of intimacy when two people are together. A man can not be handsome and a woman can not be beautiful. But they looked pleasing to the eye and felt kind to each other."

"Like a family member, I can completely relax in front of the other person, willing to open my heart, willing to expose my vulnerability, willing to expose my shortcomings without worrying about the other person's contempt and ridicule."

"This kind of intimacy and relaxation ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ is a blend of heart and mind, and it is mutual understanding and tolerance."

"It's easy to love someone's advantages, but it's difficult to tolerate one's shortcomings. Only the person who can tolerate himself the most is the person who loves himself the most."

...

Ye Yaorong said his understanding of love again.

After all, everyone's understanding of love is different.

"I understand, thank you principal, I am going to class."

Shui Lan said to Ye Yaorong and walked quickly to the teaching building.

"Understand? What does she understand?"

Ye Yaorong looked at the figure of Shuilan in the distance, muttering.

Women's minds are really hard to figure out.

Shaking his head, Ye Yaorong continued to patrol the campus.

...

At ten o'clock in the evening, the lights in the entire dormitory of "Taoyuan Primary School" were turned off. Even the lights in the teacher's dormitory were also turned off. There will be classes tomorrow, and the teachers must go to bed early.

A figure came to a temporary fence somewhere in Taoyuan School, looked around, and couldn't help but muttered: "Fortunately, this fence is not too high, otherwise it really can't get out."

After the muttering, the figure retreated a certain distance, ran to the wall quickly, jumped to the wall, grabbed the top of the wall, and climbed up.

The figure climbed over the wall and steadily jumped down to look around, only to see pitch black everywhere, and nothing was seen.

"Fortunately, I am prepared!"

The figure took out a small flashlight from his pocket, and borrowed the light of the flashlight to come to a corner on the edge of the wall.

"That's it, yes."

The figure stopped somewhere on the wall.

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