The Local Lazy Man System

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"This master, what is a pity for me?"

Ye Yaorong looked at the fortune teller who said he was "a pity" and asked with a smile.

"I can't say... I can't say it!"

The master shook his head and said.

In fact, Ye Yaorong understood that this was a tactic used by fortune tellers, and used this trick to attract the attention of passers-by, and saying something like this would arouse curiosity on the road.

As long as there is curiosity, 90% of this business is completed.

As long as passers-by are curious, they will find this fortune-teller to tell the fortune. As long as the fortune-teller tells the fortune, he will be able to pay you willingly.

There are many ways for fortune tellers to fool others. They often use superstitious psychology and ambiguity to make yourself "check in."

The psychology of a superstitious person is that as long as he guesses something that has a certain boundary with him, he thinks it is "quasi." People have all aspects of commonality and individuality. There is a fundamental difference between 10% "precision" and 90% and 100% accuracy.

Fortune-telling masters only guess some common "accuracy", and people think that strangers can know what is happening to them.

Letters take the lead, and the fortune-telling master will say some common routines to be more accurate.

For example, when a frowning person comes to a fortune teller, he only says that the person is in difficulty, and he is allowed to pass more than 10%. In fact, if you guess that a person has nothing to do, below 30%, people with a little social experience will "look at the face" and say One or two. Ambiguous, let the operator check his seat.

For example, a fortune teller has several children who say: "This fate has three children, and one is hanging on a tree."

This ambiguity is true if the counted person has four children.

If the mathematician says that there is only one child, "one is hanging", he is born, but the two are missing, it sounds right no matter what.

If it's two children, that's right, "one is hanging", and only two have been born. The fortune teller can give you this right away.

If there are three children, that's right, three are born, but one is still unborn.

If you say that you have four children, that's right. You have only three children, but there is another one who was hanging and gave birth.

With such a big "mobile" child, who can't guess?

What's more, China’s family planning can only give birth to two, and three are fined. If you give birth to four, for ordinary people, you can be fined.

In China's current era, there are basically not many families with more than four children. If such a low probability is encountered, the fortune-telling master would at best consider himself unlucky.

Even so, the fortune-telling master still has something to say, ten hexagrams, nine hexagrams, and one hexagram of providence, which is beyond human ability.

The fortune teller will refund you the money at most, and his reputation will not be lost at all.

For a fortune teller, a hundred people flickered ninety-nine, and he succeeded, and he is a master praised by everyone.

Ye Yaorong once saw a story in an essay book.

There was a talent in ancient times. His parents helped him choose a marriage, but he wanted to know if the marriage was auspicious, so he went to the street to ask a fortune teller.

"Master, I would like to ask, the parents ordered this marriage auspicious or not."

Xiucai asked the fortune teller.

"You draw a hexagram, right?"

The fortune teller took out a character box and said to the scholar.

The Xiucai fumbled for a long time in the character box and took out a word.

Looking at this character, the talent almost didn't pass out. How could it be a "dead" character.

"I understand, this marriage is not good, you don't need to say, the money is for you."

The Xiucai put the money on the table and got up to leave.

"Don't worry, don't worry, the word you got is lucky!"

The fortune teller hurriedly said to the scholar.

"No, please tell me, Master, this word is already so clear, how can it be interpreted as auspicious?"

Xiucai asked inexplicably, pointing to the word "death".

"Don't look at this dead word, it is unlucky. You have to take this word apart and split it into two halves. The upper part is a'one', and the lower part looks like the word'夗'?"

The fortune teller pointed to the word and said to the Xiucai.

"It's a bit like!"

Xiucai nodded and said.

"Add a'bird' under the word'夗', and it becomes a word'mandarin', and you are asking about marriage, so this word is called'a bed of brocade covered with mandarin ducks'. This is a blessing. "

Said the fortune teller.

"It seems to be the reason."

Upon hearing this, the Xiucai felt very reasonable, and immediately gave an extra one or two dollars and left happily.

The talent left on the front foot, and a queen came to tell the fortune.

"Master, I also want to ask, is this marriage I'm about to get married?"

Just now the process of marriage for the talented scholar, this young man has seen it, and now he asks about his marriage.

"You can draw a hexagram!"

The fortune teller put the word "dead" back into the box, shook it with his hand, and said to the younger generation.

Before the ancients got married, they liked to find a fortune teller to calculate whether the marriage was appropriate.

The posterior spent a long time in the character box, and when he took it out, it was another "dead" character.

The young man thought that the fortune-teller just said that "a bed of brocade is covered with mandarin ducks", that should be a good luck, and immediately said happily: "I understand, this is a good luck."

"No, it's not right, the word ‘death’ is unlucky. You are ‘the separation of two mandarin ducks and a good couple’. This marriage is very bad."

The fortune teller shook his head and said.

"how can that be possible?"

The young man was dumbfounded and asked incomprehensibly: "Why? The same word for'death', just now you clearly said to that person,'A bed of brocade is covered with mandarin ducks', how come I became'Beat the mandarin ducks to separate" Up?"

"Who told me that when the character was drawing, two people outside were passing by with a bed of brocade; when you were drawing, two people outside were passing by with a large log."

"Jin quilt is used for happy occasions, and Damu is used for funerals. So although you draw the same word, the results are different."

The fortune teller old **** said to the ground.

I have to say that these fortune-telling theories that have flowed out of Huaxia for thousands of years, let alone one person, even a group of people have a way to fool and believe that it is true. Huaxia's language art is really too powerful. With the supervision of words and colors, anyone can go. Fudge people a few times.

The so-called three-point support, seven-point scare, this is the method used by fortune tellers.

Now this fortune teller used "scare" on Ye Yaorong.

"is it?"

Ye Yaorong stared at the fortune teller and said with a smile.

"Why are you staring at me?"

The fortune teller saw that Ye Yaorong had been staring at him with a smile, and couldn't help but asked with some doubts.

"Uncle Chen, don't you remember me?"

Ye Yaorong smiled and said to the fortune teller.

Although more than ten years have passed, Ye Yaorong recognized the fortune teller at a glance, except that he was much older, but basically little changed.

"you know me?"

Seeing Ye Yaorong calling himself "Uncle Chen", the fortune teller looked at Ye Yaorong suspiciously and asked.

There is really no impression of this person in front of me!

"Uncle Chen, I am Ye Yaorong, a junior high school classmate of Chen Bing. I have visited your house several times."

Ye Yaorong said with a smile.

"Is Chen Bing's junior high school classmate?"

Chen Hai was stunned and said, "Oh, I remembered, you really are my classmate of Chen Bing. You weren't so tall and mighty before, but now you are so tall and mighty, I can't recognize it anymore."

"At that time, I was young and still growing. After more than ten years, I have married and had children. This has changed a lot. By the way, Uncle Chen, how is Chen Bing now? I haven't contacted him for more than ten years. ."

Ye Yaorong said excitedly.

Ye Yaorong really didn't expect that he was only temporarily conscious of walking on this old street, and he would meet Uncle Chen, the former "God Stick".

The nickname of this "sacred stick" was not given to Ye Yaorong and his gang, but the nickname given to his father by Chen Bing himself.

Ye Yaorong still remembered that Chen Bing gave his father the complete nickname: "Old Chen Shencun".

"He is now working in the UK and he has married a wife."

Chen Hai said triumphantly.

In the eyes of Chinese people, marrying a foreign daughter-in-law is very capable.

"Wow, Chen Bing is so capable. He has worked abroad and married a foreign wife."

Ye Yaorong said in surprise.

In school, Chen Bing and his own virtues are not for studying, but what he is better than himself is that he continues to study, while Ye Yaorong dropped out of school at home~www.wuxiaspot.com~ I really didn’t expect him now. They all worked abroad and married a foreign girl.

"I have the ability, but unfortunately I can't come home once a year."

Chen Hai said depressedly.

As parents, I want my children to be capable and promising.

But this kid has the ability and promise, he has been out for many years.

Sometimes parents see the incompetent children of other people staying at home to work and farming, and sometimes they are quite envious.

At least the children are by their side, can see and talk every day.

"Uncle Chen, you just said that I was a pity, what's the matter?"

Ye Yaorong asked.

"Ahem, that..."

When asked by Ye Yaorong, Chen Hai's face turned red, and he didn't know how to say this.

After all, Ye Yaorong is a classmate of his son, so Chen Hai can't fool his acquaintances.

Besides, Chen Hai did not tell his son that this fortune-telling and test of characters was a scam, and taught him the mystery. I guess his son had already told his friends about the mystery.

I can't fool this Ye Glory.

"Uncle, you didn't fool me just now, did you?"

Ye Yaorong smiled.

"There is no way, this bite of rice is getting worse and worse. There is no means to drink northwest wind!"

Chen Hai said.

Chen Hai did not deny that he had just fooled Ye Guangrong.

"That's true!"

Ye Yaorong nodded and said.

With the popularity of the Internet, these tricks of fortune tellers have also been exposed, and young people are less and less believing in fortune telling.

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