The Local Lazy Man System
Chapter 1705: Urinary escape
"Hehe, it seems that my family Cici has grown up, this joke is terrible."
Sister Jiang said with a smile.
"Mom, where are you joking like this."
Jiang Qianqian said depressedly.
This Uncle Ye is a dozen years older than him at first glance, and his mother wants to marry him to Uncle Ye.
is outrageous!
Where is my own daughter who should be treated!
Could she be my stepmother?
Jiang Qianqian is going to ask her dad at night.
"Just your girl looks like this and wants to marry you Uncle Ye. Uncle Ye may not be able to see you."
Sister Jiang glanced at her daughter and said.
"Uncle Ye, isn't it?"
Jiang Qianqian didn't believe that she was such a young and invincible girl, this uncle Ye would look down on herself.
"My house lacks a maid serving tea and water, if you want, you can barely accept it."
Ye Guangrong said jokingly.
"Hate, I won't tell you anymore, Mom, I'm going to play."
Jiang Qianqian gave Ye Guangrong a white glance and said to her mother.
"Go!"
Sister Jiang nodded and said.
It is the National Day holiday. Many of these people have either traveled abroad or stayed at home to sleep late. There is no business at this breakfast stall, and they don’t need my daughter to help here.
"It’s easier to raise a daughter than to raise a son. I can still come and help this morning. This son is not good enough. It’s really broken."
Sister Jiang said to Ye Yaorong with emotion.
"This is different. This daughter is going to be married. It is from someone else's family. This son is different. If you take a daughter-in-law and come home, you can spread the leaves.
Uncle Zhao said.
"What era are these, you old things are patriarchal!"
Aunt Zhang immediately said unhappily when she heard this.
"Where did I say wrong, how to open branches without a son."
"That's right, it's still a son."
"My fart, without our women, can your men open their branches and leaves?"
"That's it, what time are we now, I look down on our women."
"Don't you know that women are half the sky now?"
……
It was fine, but when it came to patriarchal patriarchy, these boring old men and women in this booth started arguing.
Ye Guangrong saw that the situation was not right, and hurriedly finished the Xiao Long Bao on the table in twos, and was about to leave this place of right and wrong.
But Ye Yaorong was still a step slower, this was not held by Aunt Zhang, let him judge.
"Xiaoye, you are the most capable person in our alley. Tell me, this man is important, or woman is important."
Aunt Zhang asked Ye Yaorong.
"This one……"
Ye Guangrong looked at Aunt Zhang and the others, and also at Uncle Zhao and the others.
Neither side can be offended.
"Oh, it's convenient for me to go, everyone wait for me."
Ye Guangrong said, and hurried to the courtyard. These old men and old ladies couldn't afford to offend them. Thirty-six counts were the best plan.
Ye Guangrong naturally hurried to flash people.
……
"Husband, what's the matter?"
Seeing Ye Yaorong ran into the yard in embarrassment, Liu Qingqing asked suspiciously.
"Nothing, I have encountered one of the most difficult questions in the world to answer."
Ye Guangrong shook his head and said.
"What's the problem?"
Liu Qingqing asked curiously.
Ye Guangrong told Liu Qingqing the matter again.
"Hehehe, husband, I really embarrass you."
Liu Qingqing couldn't help but said with a smile.
"Dudu, what are you looking at?"
Ye Guangrong took a chair and sat beside Dudu and asked.
"Dad, Dudu is watching Snow White's story."
Dudu said to Ye Yaorong holding the book.
This Dudu is really fascinated by the story of Snow White.
This makes Ye Yaorong a little worried, whether she has to find a prince to be her husband in the future.
is still a bit difficult!
"Dudu, tell Dad the story of Snow White, is it good? Dad has never heard the story of Snow White."
Ye Guangrong said cheeky.
Ye Yaorong, who often told Dudu about the Snow White story, unexpectedly said that he had never heard the Snow White story, and made Liu Qingqing roll his eyes involuntarily.
"Well, my father is so poor, I haven't heard the story of Snow White."
Dudu nodded, looked at Ye Yaorong somewhat pitifully and said.
"So Dudu tells Dad the story of Snow White!"
Ye Guangrong said with a smile.
With children, Ye Yaorong likes to think of himself as a child.
"Okay! Dudu tells the story of Snow White to dad. In winter, there is a lot of snow in the sky. A beautiful queen is sitting by a window in the palace..."
……
Ye Yaorong spent the morning with his daughter and children in the yard.
"Brother-in-law, I'm back."
Just after eating lunch, Ye Yaorong sat on the chair and squinted his eyes to take a nap, when a sweet girl's voice came.
Ye Guangrong didn't need to open his eyes to know that it was the voice of his sister-in-law Liu Xixi.
This girl went out to meet her friend early in the morning, and finally came back now.
"Qing'er, let me tell you, he is my incomparable brother-in-law, so handsome!"
Liu Xixi pointed to Ye Yaorong, who was leaning on the chair and squinting, and said to a fifteen or six-year-old girl beside her.
"Handsome!"
Li Qinger nodded and said.
For girls her age, she admires heroes.
Especially Liu Xixi told Li Qinger a lot of stories about Ye Yaorong.
What is in the boundless sea, my brother-in-law fights sharks bravely, conquer big blue whales, **** all sides on the gambling boat... etc. legendary stories.
In addition, Liu Xixi's eloquence is particularly good, so that Li Qing'er, the girl, also worships Ye Yaorong and is especially curious about Ye Yaorong.
So when Liu Xixi heard that his brother-in-law was in the capital, Li Qing'er clamored to come and meet her idol.
So Liu Xixi took Li Qinger here.
"I tell you, he is my brother-in-law. You can't have ideas about my brother-in-law. Even if you have ideas, you can only hide it in your heart."
Liu Xixi said solemnly to Li Qinger.
"Why can you only hide in your heart?"
Li Qinger asked in a puzzled manner.
"Because he is my brother-in-law!"
Liu Xixi said naturally.
"Xixi, the way your brother-in-law sleeps is so handsome."
"Of course, my brother-in-law is handsome at all times, even if it is urinating, it's urinating in the wind, how handsome."
"so smart!"
"Of course, I have seen it with my own eyes, and there is still a mistake!"
"Xie Xi...You still saw it with your own eyes..."
Li Qinger looked at Liu Xixi in surprise and asked in shock.
"Of course, I tell you..."
"Ahem..."
Ye Guangrong couldn't listen anymore, so he coughed a few times to remind Liu Xixi and her classmates that he was about to wake up.
Ye Guangrong can't pretend to sleep anymore, otherwise, who knows what words will come out of Liu Xixi's mouth that is not surprising and endless!
Ye Glory has a bad heart, so I dare not take that risk!
"Brother-in-law, you wake up, let me introduce to you, this is my classmate Li Qinger, she can admire you, I will bring her to see you."
Liu Xixi pointed to the girl beside her and introduced Ye Yaorong.
"Ah hello!"
Ye Guangrong nodded to Li Qinger and said.
This Li Qing'er wore a pure white off-shoulder long skirt, with a beautiful collarbone looming, and the skirt material was as white as transparent, slightly reflecting light, like angel wings, but not exposed at all.
The hem of skirt is a low-to-high arc, elegantly slightly puffed up, revealing the girl's jade-like white and slender legs, and the slowest dots of diamonds on the corners of the skirt, like countless beautiful morning dews.
He has long hair thick like seaweed, slightly curly, eyes like sea water, and the skin is white and ivory. The whole person looks like a beautiful elf.
stood with Liu Xixi, like two little fairies descending into the mortal world.
Ye Yaorong couldn't help but look at it.
"Brother-in-law, pay attention to image, image."
Liu Xixi saw her brother-in-law staring at Li Qinger, and immediately said with dissatisfaction.
I knew that bringing Li Qing'er to my brother-in-law's house would take away his gaze, so Liu Xixi would not bring her to my brother-in-law's house.
Ye Guangrong is depressed. I look at Li Qing'er with admiration. I can see that my sister-in-law makes me look like Brother Pig.
Now I am a little afraid to stay in the courtyard. After talking to Liu Xixi and Li Qing'er, he quickly left the courtyard.
"Your brother-in-law was scared away by you!"
Li Qinger said to Liu Xixi.
"I don't have one. I am sure he doesn't like you, so he doesn't want to talk to you more."
Liu Xixi said immediately.
"How is it possible, I am so beautiful!"
Li Qinger said.
"Do you have me beautiful?"
Liu Xixi said suddenly dissatisfied.
"I am more beautiful than you."
Li Qinger said affirmatively immediately.
I have to say that the girls nowadays are humble and do not understand at all.
Even if the girls from the past are pretty, they are ashamed to say they are pretty.
Even if others praise her for being beautiful, she will modestly say: "Where, where!"
Of course, this has to be said to the people of the country, and to foreigners who do not understand the essence of Chinese language, he thought you asked him which position is good.
Ye Guangrong walked out of the courtyard and wandered aimlessly in the alley~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Xiaoye, take a walk! "
"Well, I walk a hundred steps after a meal and live to be ninety-nine!"
Ye Guangrong nodded and said.
"Xiaoye, you are the old almanac. Now the health care master has said that walking a hundred steps after a meal is harmful and unprofitable. It is best to walk for half an hour after a meal."
An old neighborhood said to Ye Yaorong.
"I have rested here for more than half an hour before I came out for a walk."
Ye Guangrong said.
If it weren't for the little sister-in-law and Li Qinger's quarrel, Ye Yaorong would be too lazy to take a walk.
The people in this alley are very enthusiastic, and people keep greeting Ye Yaorong along the way, and when they get out of this alley, this is considered a stop.
Walking all the way, Ye Yaorong saw a chess club not far away, which looked antique.
Ye Yaorong, who was a little boring, went to this chess club.
First of all, there are such specialized chess clubs, that is, there are such specialized chess clubs in big cities. Where can there be such specialized chess clubs in the countryside? There are many chess and card rooms, but they are basically not for chess.
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