The Local Lazy Man System
Chapter 1803: Tell a joke to Dudu
When the sun rose in the sky the next day, Ye Yaorong walked out of the bedroom lazily.
"It's really comfortable. It's better to sleep in your own home. People feel refreshed."
Ye Yaorong stretched his limbs in the yard, feeling particularly refreshed.
"Dad is a big slacker!"
Toot, playing with monkeys in the yard, watched Ye Yaorong come out of the bedroom, and said with a grimace for Ye Yaorong.
"Stupid girl, wherever you say your father like this, you will be laughed at."
Ye Yaorong looked at Dudu depressedly and said.
"Mom always said that Dad is a lazy bug."
Dudu said frankly.
"Your mother said that Dad is a big lazy bug, and it seems that we must teach her well in the evening!"
Ye Yaorong widened his eyes and said dissatisfiedly.
Didn’t you have not slept until noon? How can you be considered a big slacker?
Ye Yaorong felt a little dissatisfied.
"Who is it for?"
Liu Qingqing came out with breakfast and asked suspiciously.
"Mom, what did Dad say about you?"
Dudu complained immediately.
"What are you talking about?"
Liu Qingqing asked suspiciously.
"Said to give you class."
Dudu said immediately.
"Husband, what class do you teach me?"
Liu Qingqing looked at Ye Yaorong suspiciously and asked.
"Um...that's not to see how fast your cooking is improving, I want to teach you a few more skills in the evening."
Ye Yaorong said haha.
"Why night? Noon is fine."
Liu Qingqing said immediately.
Now Liu Qingqing is a little fascinated by cooking for his family. Every time he sees everyone eating his own dishes with such relish, Liu Qingqing feels happy and has a special sense of accomplishment.
"If you want to learn well, you have to sleep with your master. If you want to learn quickly, it will naturally be at night."
Ye Yaorong said with a smile.
"Hate, eat breakfast."
Liu Qingqing said with a glance at Ye Yaorong.
My own man is really getting more and more dishonest.
"Mom, what does it mean to sleep with the master!"
Dudu looked at Liu Qingqing curiously and asked.
"Ahem..."
Ye Yaorong couldn't help but cough.
It's really self-inflicted and can't live!
Why didn't you shut your mouth in front of the child!
"Seeing you dare to talk nonsense in front of your children in the future."
Liu Qingqing said with a blush.
"I'm hungry, and I have breakfast."
Ye Yaorong hurriedly took the breakfast Liu Qingqing was holding and started eating.
Fortunately, there are no outsiders in the yard, otherwise it would be really shameful.
It seems that there will be children in the future, so you can't help yourself.
...
After breakfast, Ye Yaorong took Dudu to "Taoyuan Primary School" for a stroll. This semester has passed for more than a month. As the vice principal and chairman of the board of directors of "Taoyuan Primary School", Ye Yaorong also wants to go and care .
Of course, it is also necessary to put pressure on the school teachers.
When there is pressure, there is motivation. Now the times are different. The team is not easy to lead. If you don't ring the alarm frequently, the team will fall apart.
"Stand at attention, salute!"
Ye Yaorong had just walked to the door of the school with Dudu, and the security guards in the security room immediately came out to salute Ye Yaorong.
"Yes, work hard!"
Ye Yaorong nodded with satisfaction and said.
It seems that asking this veteran to be the security captain of this school is really right. Looking at the spirit of these security guards, they are much better than before.
Ye Yaorong walked into the school with Dudu.
It's class time now, and the school and teachers are basically in class. Ye Yaorong looked at it all the way and was still very satisfied.
Although most of the teachers in my school are students who have just graduated from the Normal University, their teaching attitude is still recognized by Ye Yaorong.
Of course, there are still a few students who do not take classes seriously. This is an unavoidable problem in every school.
"Look, the principal is outside the window."
"No, the principal is back!"
"Don't talk, be careful to be found by the principal to talk."
As soon as Ye Yaorong walked by the window, a few students who were sitting in the back row not attending the class seriously, and the few students who were whispering were immediately frightened sitting in a sitting posture as if they were attending the class seriously.
Ye Yaorong naturally saw this scene in his eyes and smiled. Ye Yaorong didn't say anything, just walked past the classroom window.
He also came from his student days, and Ye Yaorong naturally wouldn't ask the school to listen to the class 100% carefully. After all, that was impossible.
As long as the student knew how to be afraid and knew that he had to pretend to listen to the class carefully, Ye Yaorong wouldn't force it.
After all, many of the students sent to "Taoyuan Primary School" were previously unwilling to ask for "poor students". When they come here, it is impossible to become good students at once.
"Hello principal!"
As soon as Shui Lan came out of the teacher's office, she was shocked when she saw Principal Ye at a glance.
Finally, I haven't seen the principal Ye for more than a week, and everyone's nervousness has relaxed a lot. This is abrupt, and the principal Ye's return has made everyone nervous.
It's not that Principal Ye is very fierce, but that the principal is not angry and prestigious, making people look nervous.
"Hello Teacher Shui Lan, are you still used to it here?"
Ye Yaorong asked with a smile.
"Well, I'm still used to it. The mountains and rivers are good, the people are nice, and there is no compact life rhythm like a big city. I like it very much."
Shui Lan nodded and said.
"That's good. If you have any difficulties, go to Assistant Chen and she will help you solve them."
Ye Yaorong said.
This Shuilan is the only high-achieving student in his own "Taoyuan Primary School" from a prestigious returned overseas university, but one of the school's living signs, Ye Yaorong naturally wants to express his concern.
And this Shuilan has studied abroad, and her education style is also different from Huaxia's traditional education style. Many students like her classes and the teaching is still very good.
If she is not used to living here, she will lose a lot if she resigns.
"Well, thank you principal, principal, I have something to do, let's go now."
Shui Lan said.
"it is good!"
Ye Yaorong nodded, and walked to the principal's office upstairs with Dudu.
As the principal of "Taoyuan Primary School", he hadn't visited this school for more than a week, so Ye Yaorong naturally wanted to ask about the school's situation.
I'm going to the principal's office to call several main persons in charge of the school for a short meeting.
...
"Dad, Dudu is so boring!"
Dudu, who had been sitting quietly on the sand, watched his father's meeting and everyone else had left. Dudu said to his father with some dissatisfaction.
"Yes, it's Dad's fault. Dudu, you come to punish Dad."
Ye Yaorong sat down beside Dudu and said apologetically.
Just now, I just had a meeting with Chen Manshan and others, and left this little baby in the cold.
"Well, I punished my father to tell me a joke."
Dudu thought for a while and said.
"Okay, Dad tells a joke to Dudu."
Ye Yaorong touched and said dotedly.
In order to tell Dudu's story, Ye Yaorong turned over the story book "One Thousand and One Nights" several times.
If Dudu wants to listen to the story, Ye Yaorong's stomach is in stock.
But this was a joke, and Ye Yaorong was really embarrassed.
After thinking about it, Ye Yaorong remembered the joke he saw on his mobile phone a few days ago, and it felt quite funny. He just happened to be in an emergency to tell this girl.
In the mountains, a bat fell in love with a sparrow and flew over to confess to the sparrow.
However, the bat's confession was unsuccessful and was rejected by the sparrow.
"Why, why do you reject my love!"
The bat looked at the sparrow without understanding and asked.
The sparrow said contemptuously: "My mom said, it doesn't matter if a man looks black. Men who always love to go out at night are not good birds!"
...
Soon Ye Yaorong finished the joke.
"Dad, what confession?"
Dudu asked curiously.
"That...this... confession means to say that you like him to the person you like."
Ye Yaorong explained.
I don't know why, Ye Yaorong always felt that it was very difficult to explain.
"Then I like Mom and Dad, am I confessing to Mom and Dad?"
Dudu tilted his head and looked at Ye Yaorong and asked.
"That's it!"
Ye Yaorong said with a headache.
"Dad, your joke is not funny at all."
Dudu said dissatisfiedly.
"Is not funny?"
Ye Yaorong was stunned, but soon understood that the smiles of this adult and a child were different.
Although this joke is funny for adults~www.wuxiaspot.com~, it is really not funny for children who don't even understand what confession means.
"What should I do then?"
Ye Yaorong really didn't have any jokes suitable for children to listen to.
It's true that there are a lot of colored pieces of Cotyledon Glory, but you can never tell them to your children.
"Well, I want... I want to eat braised pork ribs."
Dudu thought for a while, and immediately said excitedly.
"Okay, let's go home now. Dad will cook you braised pork ribs at noon."
Ye Yaorong nodded and said that he hadn't been in the kitchen for half a month, and Ye Yaorong was a little moved.
...
"Brother-in-law went to the kitchen?"
When Liu Xixi heard that her brother-in-law went to the kitchen to cook dishes, she immediately became excited.
Ten women and nine greedy, this seems to be right.
"Well, my dad promised Dudu, he will cook some braised pork ribs for Dudu."
Dudu said triumphantly.
"Dudu, what you did is right, you should ask your father to cook."
Liu Xixi said to Xiao Dudu's big mother and son.
In this family, my brother-in-law’s cooking skills are the best, and the delicious dishes made can make people drool thinking about it.
It's a pity that my brother-in-law is very lazy, and it's hard to want him to cook and make good food.
But the "little princess" at home can call him toot.
"Sister, I'm going to supervise the kitchen, but I can't let my brother-in-law be lazy and make the braised pork ribs batter."
Liu Xixi said, and ran to the kitchen.
This was obviously greedy, and went to fight the autumn wind in the name of supervisor.
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