The Local Lazy Man System

　　 "It's nothing, it just feels like I encountered porcelain."

　　 Ye Guangrong said.

　　 "Touch the porcelain!"

　　 Ye Guangrong's words made the middle-aged traffic police stunned.

　　 This is all dead, how could it be touching porcelain?

　　 People who touch porcelain are smart, but they don’t make fun of their lives.

　　 Under normal circumstances, the person who touched the porcelain did not wait for the car to touch him, he had fallen to the ground, pretending to be injured.

　　 Pretending to be dead, I haven't really encountered it yet.

　　 After all, it is very difficult to pretend to be dead. After all, as long as a person is alive, there will be heartbeat and breathing.

　　 But the two young dead obviously have no heartbeat or breathing anymore.

　　 should not be touch porcelain!

　　 "You...you are talking nonsense, our family is dead, you even said that we touch porcelain, are you still a human?"

　　 "Big Brother, he must be with this woman, so he doesn't want to take responsibility, so he framed us for touching porcelain!"

　　 "Just now the doctor proved that our brother and sister are dead, you said that we touched porcelain, comrade police, you must be fair to us, and you must speak to us today."

　　 "Yes, don't want to leave if you don't speak to me today."

　　……

　　 When Ye Yaorong said that he had touched porcelain, this group of family members immediately quit and glared at Ye Yaorong.

　　 "Who are you, why do you say that they are touching porcelain!"

　　 The middle-aged traffic police ignored the angry family members, but looked at Ye Yaorong and asked.

"I am the chief doctor of the People's Liberation Army General Hospital. After my examination just now, these two young men and women who fell on the ground were not injured at all. The blood on this body is not human blood. If I am not mistaken, it should be a dog. blood."

　　 Ye Guangrong pointed to the two young men and women who fell on the ground and said to everyone.

　　 "You bullshit!"

　　 The middle-aged man pointed at Ye Yaorong and said angrily.

　　 "Sir, you said that they were not injured at all, but their heartbeat has obviously stopped, and their breathing has stopped. How can a living person do it."

　　 A young traffic policeman looked at Ye Yaorong with some suspicion and asked.

　　 After all, these two deceased, the young traffic police just checked and confirmed that they have no heartbeat or breathing, and it is safe to say that they are dead.

　　 This point, the doctor who rushed over from the hospital just now proved this point. The two young men and women have indeed died.

　　 But now this person says that the two young men and women are not dead at all, or even injured at all. How is it possible?

　　 "It is true that people cannot stop their heartbeat and breathing under normal circumstances, but it is not absolute. Using special methods can make people stop their heartbeat and breathing for a short time."

　　 Ye Guangrong said.

　　 "Special methods, what special methods can stop the heartbeat and breathing?"

　　 asked the young traffic police curiously.

　　 "There are many methods, and Gui Xi Gong is the simplest one."

　　 Ye Guangrong explained.

　　Gui Xi Gong is one of the so-called imitative Qi Gong.

　　Actually, this turtle breath exercise is a kind of cultivation technique used by the Wudang Taoists to practice internal strength, also known as "Xuanwu Ding" and "Turtle breath real concentration". It consists of four parts: concentration, hidden breath, real concentration, and outdated concentration.

　　 If you practice well, you can stop your heartbeat and breathe in a short time.

　　 In fact, ordinary people can stop breathing in a short time, such as diving. Many people have been trained to keep their breath in the water for a few minutes.

　　 Those who have successfully practiced the function of tortoise breathing can stop their heartbeat for a short time and can keep their breath for hours.

　　 Shaolongguan’s abbot Li Yichang 13 years ago performed "Underwater apnea for 2 hours and 22 minutes" on the TV station "First Under Heaven" program.

　　 Of course this is true, Ye Yaorong is not very clear.

　　 But Ye Guangrong's mind has many special methods that can stop a person's heartbeat and breathing in about an hour.

　　 This is why modern medicine no longer uses heartbeat and respiratory arrest as the basis for judging death, because the heartbeat and respiratory arrest cannot really be used as the basis for judging a person's death.

　　 "Do you still have tortoise breathing power? Boy, have you read too many novels, you are stupid, comrade police, this man's words are not credible at all."

　　 The middle-aged man hurriedly said to the traffic police.

　　 "Your brother and sister-in-law are dead, why are you not sad at all, why are you so concerned about these things?"

　　 The middle-aged traffic policeman stared at the middle-aged man in black and asked.

　　 Intuitively, the middle-aged traffic police felt that this traffic accident was not as simple as it seemed on the surface.

　　 Especially these family members made the middle-aged traffic police very suspicious.

　　 These young men and women had just had a traffic accident within a few minutes, and the traffic policemen themselves had not figured out the identity of the young men and women. Suddenly, a group of strange family members appeared.

　　 This speed is too fast, too coincidental!

　　Also, these family members did not allow the ambulance to take the young man and woman away, and they insisted that the young man and woman were dead and must be compensated.

　　 These are not like the reactions that normal family members should have, but a bit like touching porcelain.

　　 It just made the middle-aged traffic police somewhat unsure that the young man and woman had indeed stopped their heartbeat and breathing. The doctor also checked it just now and confirmed that the young man and woman were indeed dead.

　　 As for "Gui Xi Gong", the middle-aged traffic police did not believe that it was something from martial arts novels, how could it exist in real society.

"I... I am angry. My brother and sister-in-law are already dead. He even falsely accused us of touching porcelain. This person is dead and has to suffer such a serious crime. I am a big brother and I feel sad. what."

　　 The middle-aged man was taken aback and said hurriedly.

　　 "How do you prove that they are not dead?"

　　 The middle-aged traffic police turned his head and stared at Ye Yaorong and asked.

　　 "It's actually very simple. I have a way to make these two people come to life immediately."

　　 Ye Guangrong said confidently.

　　 "My brother and sister-in-law are dead. If you can save them, I will kneel and kowtow to you. You are our benefactor. If you can't save them, you must..."

　　 "What must I do?"

　　 Ye Guangrong interrupted the middle-aged man and asked.

　　 "You must compensate us for mental damage."

　　 said the middle-aged man.

　　 "How much do you want to compensate?"

　　 Ye Guangrong stared at the middle-aged man for a while and then asked~www.wuxiaspot.com~100,000! "

　　 The middle-aged man thought for a while and said.

　　 "One hundred thousand, this is simply stealing money."

　　 "These family members are really shameless!"

　　 "I really live in the eyes of money, and I'm not saved."

　　 "How can there be such a family? I am really sad for the two dead."

　　 As soon as he heard what the middle-aged man said, the onlookers started to discuss.

　　 "One hundred thousand is too little, so you have to pay half a hundred thousand!"

　　 Ye Guangrong said.

　　 "What five hundred thousand?"

　　 The middle-aged man suddenly looked at Ye Yaorong with an incredible expression.

　　 "This...Is this person stupid?"

　　The crowds onlookers also exploded!

　　 Today’s play, why doesn’t it follow the rhythm!

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